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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by coolkam007 [/i]
[B]:)

what has four feet, then two, then three but only has one voice and when it has the most feet its the weakest.

if you answer wrong.. YOU DIE! ... lol j/p ^.^;; [/B][/QUOTE]
a human being.... they crawl as a baby, grow up on two, then use a cane which is 3, and when its a baby its the weakest :p :D i got it! that was easy...thats a classic
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¬_¬ um..... *runs away* I'M STUPID!!!!!
*comes back a few minutes later* well i'm happy....because i'm stupid...stupid ppl are happy because they don't thave the brain capacity and aren't smart enough to think about their problems, therefore they are happy :D like dogs...they are so incredibly hyperactive and always happy because they are incredibly uncontrollable STUPID! no offense...i have a few dogs.....
but anywho...i'm happy! because....i'm stupid!:D :D :D
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by coolkam007 [/i]
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whats ... um... the square root of -1?.. ^^;;;;;;; lol

or, whats a HIbVE? [/B][/QUOTE]

Square root of -1 is "i" I do believe.... yeah.... maybe I'm wrong.. :p but, no real number can come out of rooting a negative, only imaginary.

The other one is Bee Hive....
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What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

Romeo and Juliet are dead on the floor. Around them is glass and water and the windows flap in the stormy winds. Outside, it is raining heavilly. How did Romeo and Juliet die?

A man is found hung from a rafter in an 11ft room with a pudlle of water on the floor. the rope is only 3 ft long. There is no trace of a ladder. How did the man hang himself?

A man is heading straight towards the centre of a field, and knows very well that he is going to die, and cannot stop the fact that he will. Why?



Classicly easy ones :)
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[COLOR=blue] #1 and 4... Don't know


#2... They were killed by the glass.... It was a very powerful storm that broke the glass and it somehow shattered and basically...you know....
#3... The man slipped on the water...I guess.... and he was hanged[/COLOR]


OH YEAH SOMEONE TELL ME THE OTHER TWO :)
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It was you...??

Here is one...

A boy and his dad get in a car crash, but are taken to two different hostpitals....The son's doctor sees him, and says "I can't operate on this kid, he is my son!" How is this possible?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by coolkam007 [/i]
[B]yes it was me ^^

What can be measured, but has no length, width or height? (this is a bad one)


What flies when it's on and floats when it's off? [/B][/QUOTE]

I think I got both of these wrong...but hey who cares....

#1: Water...the volume....or love..
:love: :love:

#2: Those one airplanes that can land on water...??
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by coolkam007 [/i]
[B]yes it was me ^^

What can be measured, but has no length, width or height? (this is a bad one)


What flies when it's on and floats when it's off? [/B][/QUOTE]
1. Water
2. no idea
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by coolkam007 [/i]
[B]no and no..

What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it? [/B][/QUOTE]

The walls?? They arn't outside...and they arn't inside...
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