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The Quest of Epic FAIL!(RATED M FOR CRUDE HUMOR)


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[I][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]"Dude. Let's go steal Roy Mustang's Grandma's wig."

"Why?"

"Cuz I want it. Besides, there's an expired TGIF coupon in it."

"Dude... SWEET! Let's do it![/COLOR][/I]

[COLOR="Red"]"So, Saio, what are we going to do today?"

"The same thing we do everyday, Marty. Try to take over the world!"[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Magenta"]"WIG MONSTER????? HOW THE HELL DID YOU TURN THAT INTO A MONSTER?"[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Yellow"]"Wait, you can do what in the toilet?"[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkGreen"]"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT EXPLOSIO?N FROM?!"[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Why is there a secret lab under the Shoppe?

Cuz.

Cuz why? Dude... your labs are everyfuckingwhere.[/COLOR]

These are a few exerpts from the 'Epic' story of the Cheesecake Shoppe.

Wanna come play with us?

Then come on in. I promise, you'll love our fails.

Name:

Race: (you can be anything you want)

Occupation: (again, anything you want)

Appearence: (have an epic desription)

History: (this is the only serious part of your character. Trust me, we'll be quite kooky....Expect a variety of 'strange' weapons....
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Excel, you spend too much time on realchat.

Name: Saio Uzu

Age: I'm am so not telling

Gender: PENIS! :animesmil (i totally said penis ROFLCOPTER!)

Appearence: Saio wears a short short kimono, from which he pulls a seemingly infinite amoount of random things. His sleeves are long and billowy, and up top, he looks like a traditional geisha. Granted, he's the crossdresser geisha ninja. His kimono is red in color, with black trim.

History: He totally roxors your soxors
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[FONT="Arial"][COLOR="Indigo"]I'm going to shut this down since you really need more of description and story than mangled quotes. Aside from those, which I'm not counting btw, you have next to nothing as a premises for this rp you wish to launch. I suggest you take a look here: [URL="http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=58238"][U]Auditions Guidelines[/U][/URL] for some guidance. If you have questions, feel free to drop me or our Theater moderator Darren a pm.

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