Image Battle Royale: Revenge of the Pictures

[Boo]

Diving into the older realms of OtakuBoards brought me back to the period of games we had once, which I once so opposed.

However, time for a classic, last time posted by Ace, the Prof, yo. IMAGE BATTLE ROYALE. Beat the person before you by posting a picture that totally destroys their picture. (Shark eats fish, China-man with harpoon eats sharkfinsoup, Mao owns China-man, etc.)

GO!
[center][b]Mao owns China-man [/b][/center]

[center][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/Mao_Zedong_portrait.jpg/264px-Mao_Zedong_portrait.jpg[/img][/center]

Now you. Edited April 10, 2012 by Boo

[Lyndy]

[center][b]Lou Gehrig('s disease) owns Mao.[/b][/center]
[center][img]http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Lou-Gehrig.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]I hope this doesn't make me a bad person... > >;[/center]

[Boo]

[center]ALS/Leo Gehrig's, make room for a [i]real [/i]disease.[/center]

[center][img]http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/8/8a/Blackdeathrat.jpg[/img][/center]

[Korey]

[center][font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]Pestilent Rats? Meet your Maker[/font][/center]
[center][font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif][img]http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199062_100473760038940_100002289481665_3294_8284429_n.jpg[/img][/font][/center]

[center][font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif]Beth Stopped the Bubonic Plague![/font][/center]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[center][img]http://i44.tinypic.com/67qx3c.gif[/img][/center]
[center][font=comic sans ms,cursive]No vehicle has a prayer when April O'Neil is behind its wheel.[/font][/center] Edited March 25, 2012 by The Professor

[Lyndy]

[center]Rebecca Black appears out of nowhere and asks which seat to take. April O'Neil spares herself the misery of dealing with Rebecca and drives off a cliff.[/center]
[center][img]http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/videogaga__2/videogaga-852689737-1300124342.jpg?ym2a.sEDgSrEjarN[/img][/center]

[Boo]

[center]But without Auto-Tune, Rebecca Black couldn't even sing about these difficult choices.[/center]
[center][img]http://popstache.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Antares-Auto-Tune-4.jpg[/img][/center]

[Lyndy]

[center]While using Auto-Tune, the machine couldn't take anymore of Justin Bieber's voice and committed suicide.[/center]
[center][img]http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/database/100607/justin-bieber-300.jpg[/img][/center]

[Boo]

[center][img]http://www.bieber-fever.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Justin-Bieber-Best-Buy-ad.jpg[/img][/center]
[center]"What the ****'s a Bieber?!"[/center]
[center]"I dunno. Kinda looks like a girl."[/center]

[TheShinje]

[img]http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/e/eb/Michael_Keaton_Batman.jpg[/img]

Try to bite my head off Ozzy. I'm Batman.

[Korey]

Batarangs? That's cute.

[img]http://www.ipadwallpaper-s.com/wallpapers/Iron_Man_Lights_195.jpg[/img]

[jayburnt]

You think you know metal?
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_owJWLQ436YE/THxq42ybn8I/AAAAAAAAApg/aP2p1XJUQnw/s1600/6a00d83451aee269e2011168cfaa5b970c-pi.jpeg[/img]

[chibi-master]

Metal, huh? Care for some rust?
[img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/65661/65661,1222246513,32/stock-photo-rusty-steel-water-main-pipe-17869909.jpg[/img]

[Silver Mech]

NOTHING SOME WD-40 CAN'T FIX!!

[IMG]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/rally_monkeys/wd40.jpg[/IMG]

[Drysi]

Rusty pipes? Sure, lemme light up firsuuAAAGHPETROLEUMGAS.




[img]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2f2usmchW1qjj5a4o1_500.jpg[/img] Edited April 15, 2012 by Drysi

[Korey]

[font=tahoma,geneva,sans-serif][size=3]Meet WD's and DW's natural enemy:[/size][/font]

[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2010/09/backpain-1283449066.jpg[/img]

[Boo]

That's not an enemy. [b]THIS [/b]is an enemy:

[img]http://www.upperplayground.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/b32281308dladen5.jpg.jpg[/img]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[font=comic sans ms,cursive]I'll just diffuse that incoming patriot missile by going right after Osama's obvious fatal weakpoint.[/font]
[font=comic sans ms,cursive][img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2mg2s5h.jpg[/img][/font]

[Boo]

Shaving didn't have any effect on Jeff Goldblum's fly hairs.

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QF91OXBsPC0/TxOLQgH5yWI/AAAAAAAAAdM/eCyAJo78bLc/s1600/TheFlyCronenberg.jpg[/img]

[Drysi]

But Geena Davis did.

[img]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f268/Anima-Mort/Untitled-3.jpg[/img] Edited April 30, 2012 by Drysi

[Boo]

Except she was already too busy with her Speechless Michael Keaton dilemma to bother.

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6cqNW41CiKo/TYv1i5FKFLI/AAAAAAAAAus/rQnovqiOJC0/s1600/speechless%252Bgd.jpg[/img]