PiroMunkie Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 [SIZE=1]Recently my dad sent me an email and I thought it was pretty funny. I don't know who this person who originally wrote this email was but ya, read on. HOW DO THESE PEOPLE SURVIVE? Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "Divider" looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me "Do you know how much this is?" and I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today. " She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened..... MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE!!! :laugh:[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cibo Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 ROFLMAO!! :laugh: :laugh: OMG thats funny. But I would change the subject line because it sounds like people should be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 [B]Yeah that was funny, but I agree with Cibo, you should get a mod to change the name of the thread[/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C_Murdah Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 yeh, dat was funny... I don't get how some ppl get jobs these days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Asuka Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 [color=crimson]Okay, now that sounds a whole lot like my little sister...we can't even have a conversation in our house without her asking what some STUPID word means..It's pretty ridiculous. But that was hilarious. [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeh Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [COLOR=indigo]I got the same e-mail but with a whole bunch of others like it there, were like 5 of them... [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [FONT=century gothic]There is a history teacher....somewhere in this world....who told his first hour World History class that Shakespeare lived in ancient Greece....who could not figure out that the Pythagorean Theorem needs a [i]right[/i] triangle, and believed that a+b=c, not a^2+b^2=c^2.....who ridiculed a student for being unable to find a small oriental country on a map, and then could not find it himself....who told said first hour class that thread is made on looms....and other gems of wisdom.....[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Nahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!! :laugh: :bellylol: :bellylol: :bellylol: Hehehe, that's funny. Something like that has happened to me before..... With a large coke. :rolleyes: Nahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :laugh: :laugh: :bellylol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warlock Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 :laugh: :laugh: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh, that's hilarious. There really are some dumber-than-apes people out there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cibo [/i] [B]ROFLMAO!! :laugh: :laugh: OMG thats funny. But I would change the subject line because it sounds like people should be killed. [/B][/QUOTE] They should be killed.... Stupid people have no place on this planet.... they serve no purpose but to make smarter people look smarter than they actually are.. and to make themselves look more stupid then they already are... All stupid people should be erraticated.... like 85% of this planets populationg should be wiped off of the face of earth. If i were president... I wouldn't be doing an anti-terrorist campaign, it'd be anti-stupidity campaign and I'd start in Alabama... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C_Murdah Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B] They should be killed.... Stupid people have no place on this planet.... they serve no purpose but to make smarter people look smarter than they actually are.. and to make themselves look more stupid then they already are... All stupid people should be erraticated.... like 85% of this planets populationg should be wiped off of the face of earth. If i were president... I wouldn't be doing an anti-terrorist campaign, it'd be anti-stupidity campaign and I'd start in Alabama... [/B][/QUOTE] hey TN... dat's really ****ed up of you to say something like dat.. i hope u'r just messin' around... if ya ask me, ppl dat think like dat are the real terrorists...:demon: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navi Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Murdah [/i] [B]hey TN... dat's really ****ed up of you to say something like dat.. i hope u'r just messin' around... if ya ask me, ppl dat think like dat are the real terrorists...:demon: [/B][/QUOTE] I don't think he's messing around, and I agree with him to an extent. How are we the 'real' terrorists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C_Murdah Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Navi [/i] [B] I don't think he's messing around, and I agree with him to an extent. How are we the 'real' terrorists? [/B][/QUOTE] by wanting innocent ppl killed... isn't that the whole point of terrorism? killin' innocent ppl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navi Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Murdah [/i] [B]by wanting innocent ppl killed... isn't that the whole point of terrorism? killin' innocent ppl? [/B][/QUOTE] By that definition when people are framed for crimes they didn't commit and then later executed, that is terrorism? It's injustice. Stupid people make up the dreaded 'isms': racism, sexism... There is a difference between stupid people and dumb people though. Ever hear that story about the kids and the oven? The oven is on high and a dumb kid touches it, his reaction "Ouch. That hurts...I won't do that again." Then a stupid kid touches it, "Ouch." Touches it more. "Ouch..." Touches it more. Courtesy of Dictionary.com ter·ror·ism (tr-rzm) n. The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the [i]intention of intimidating or coercing[/i] societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C_Murdah Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 ummmmmmmm... fine! if ya can't beat em, join' em! I guess you should be the first moron ta go, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cibo Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Heh, I actully thought what TN said was pretty funny. But hey, thats me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Akito Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Dude, I've always wondered how most of the hicks survived! I don't know how, but now i know it's not just the hicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Akito Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B] They should be killed.... Stupid people have no place on this planet.... they serve no purpose but to make smarter people look smarter than they actually are.. and to make themselves look more stupid then they already are... All stupid people should be erraticated.... like 85% of this planets populationg should be wiped off of the face of earth. If i were president... I wouldn't be doing an anti-terrorist campaign, it'd be anti-stupidity campaign and I'd start in Alabama... [/B][/QUOTE] TN, dude, that would mean that 99.9% of the ppl on here would go bye bye! I love it, when do u want to start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by C_Murdah [/i] [B]ummmmmmmm... fine! if ya can't beat em, join' em! I guess you should be the first moron ta go, eh? [/B][/QUOTE] Naw, Navi would be one of the few to stay.... People like you would be some of the first to go... with your inability to speak propor english... and with that I can tell Navi is exceptionally smarter than you. I'm sure you know propor english, but it's the fact you choose not to speak it that makes you even more stupid. And no, I wasn't messing around... stupid people deserve to die... I'm not being a terrorist, I'm helping to make the world a better place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [B]What about if you're stupid because of a disability etc.? I don't think it's fair to kill them..[/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velvet paws Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 " Stupid people were made to be laughed at " I always loved that quote :D And as for what happened --> :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elfin_Girl Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 As for what happened: ROTFL!! :rotflmao: I wanna have an encounter like that! lol *sighs* All those years of evolution and look where most humans are today. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikey Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [SIZE=1]Pretty funny, but let me tell you a story![/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Ok, we were out to eat at Steak and Shake, and the watchres wants to know what we want to drink so we tell her, and then she got it for us. Then about 15 minutes later she asked us what we wanted to eat, so we told her. When she got it she put the food on the rong table, so we were sitting there for about 1 hour than someone else asked what we want to eat, so we told him. Then we didn't get are food for a nother hour. But then someone got are food! But when we started to eat there was worms and paper in our food![/SIZE] Hehe, heheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B] They should be killed.... Stupid people have no place on this planet.... they serve no purpose but to make smarter people look smarter than they actually are.. and to make themselves look more stupid then they already are... All stupid people should be erraticated.... like 85% of this planets populationg should be wiped off of the face of earth. If i were president... I wouldn't be doing an anti-terrorist campaign, it'd be anti-stupidity campaign and I'd start in Alabama... [/B][/QUOTE] If I were a lesser man I'd kill you were you stand! err...sit... What, if you don't mind sharing, is wrong with Alabama? -Justin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Navi Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Justin [/i] [B]What, if you don't mind sharing, is wrong with Alabama? -Justin [/B][/QUOTE] Heheh. I think Transtic is going to clear out the USA and a start alphabetically...or not. I hear the KKK has a strong following in Alabama, but "All I know is that I don't know nothin." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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