SSJ5 Vegeta Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 Since everyone always argues over who's a ho nowadays I have a little little list called... U MIGHT BE A HO IF... 1) You've been on more poles than a construction worker 2) Had more stiffs in you than a morgue 3) Seen more white stuff than a crack addict 4) Had to suck more sh** down a hole than a toilet 5) Had more sh** go up your a$$ than actually come out your a$$ 6) You've cleaned out out more tubes than an auto-mechanic 7) Seen more cocks than Old McDonald who had a farm 8) You've played with more monkeys than Jane Goodall 9) You've held more wood in your hand than a bat boy 10) Seen more hair than a barber 11) Wrestled more people than Stone Cold Steve Austin 12) Had more handcuffs on you than the state felons 13) Had more colors in you than a crayon box 14) Had more flavors in your mouth than at a baskin robbins ice cream shop 15) You've been in a sexual position and you don't know how in the hell you got there... 16) Turned more tricks than Sigfreid & Roy 17) Rode more wood than a professional skateboarder 18) You've been banged more times than a rusty screen door 19) You've been screwed more times than a 2x4 20) You've had more rubber in you than a doctors office 21) Blown more times than Firestone Tires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Akito Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 K, that kinda makes sense, did u come up with that all by urself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 Kristen's a ho. I'm a ghetto pirate. ...once again, ignore this post if you don't know me and the way I act towards the people I love, meaning my friends... I abuse some (O_O; I'M SORRY!!!) and call some, like Kristen, a ho. Because I want to. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJ5 Vegeta Posted August 22, 2001 Author Share Posted August 22, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aya [/i] [B]Kristen's a ho. I'm a ghetto pirate. ...once again, ignore this post if you don't know me and the way I act towards the people I love, meaning my friends... I abuse some (O_O; I'M SORRY!!!) and call some, like Kristen, a ho. Because I want to. :) [/B][/QUOTE] Thatz kind of retaded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoTranzrig Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 LOL, that's a lot like Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJ5 Vegeta Posted August 22, 2001 Author Share Posted August 22, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RicoTranzrig [/i] [B]LOL, that's a lot like Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck." [/B][/QUOTE] Where do you think I got the idea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SSJ5 Vegeta [/i] [B] Thatz kind of retaded. [/B][/QUOTE] Excuse me.... don't you EVER talk to her like that! That was rude and uncalled for... and she asked people that don't know her to ignore it... you obviously didn't ignore it being the stupid shi? you are, and you just had to make some dumb@ss comment.... If you have any sense of humor you would have just laughed..... BTW: the word "thatz" is pretty reatrded too.... you too lazy to type out "that's"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tori Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B] Excuse me.... don't you EVER talk to her like that! That was rude and uncalled for... and she asked people that don't know her to ignore it... you obviously didn't ignore it being the stupid shi? you are, and you just had to make some dumb@ss comment.... If you have any sense of humor you would have just laughed..... BTW: the word "thatz" is pretty reatrded too.... you too lazy to type out "that's"? [/B][/QUOTE] Uh oh.. Ryu-chan's goin' into psycho ***** mode... ::hides:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B] Excuse me.... don't you EVER talk to her like that! That was rude and uncalled for... and she asked people that don't know her to ignore it... you obviously didn't ignore it being the stupid shi? you are, and you just had to make some dumb@ss comment.... If you have any sense of humor you would have just laughed..... BTW: the word "thatz" is pretty reatrded too.... you too lazy to type out "that's"? [/B][/QUOTE] dang Transtic, you got very offensive didn't you, do you know Aya in person? If you do I would understand why you got so offensive on this other dude's comment, because you usually don't stand up for people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAMAKAZI Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 those are pretty good.Mark one up SSJ5 VEGETA, once again you have managed to come up with another funny topic that involves sexual comments and many dirty phrases... [i]Kamakazi out[/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyGirl Posted August 22, 2001 Share Posted August 22, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SSJ5 Vegeta [/i] [B]Since everyone always argues over who's a ho nowadays I have a little little list called... U MIGHT BE A HO IF... 1) You've been on more poles than a construction worker 2) Had more stiffs in you than a morgue 3) Seen more white stuff than a crack addict 4) Had to suck more sh** down a hole than a toilet 5) Had more sh** go up your a$$ than actually come out your a$$ 6) You've cleaned out out more tubes than an auto-mechanic 7) Seen more cocks than Old McDonald who had a farm 8) You've played with more monkeys than Jane Goodall 9) You've held more wood in your hand than a bat boy 10) Seen more hair than a barber 11) Wrestled more people than Stone Cold Steve Austin 12) Had more handcuffs on you than the state felons 13) Had more colors in you than a crayon box 14) Had more flavors in your mouth than at a baskin robbins ice cream shop 15) You've been in a sexual position and you don't know how in the hell you got there... 16) Turned more tricks than Sigfreid & Roy 17) Rode more wood than a professional skateboarder 18) You've been banged more times than a rusty screen door 19) You've been screwed more times than a 2x4 20) You've had more rubber in you than a doctors office 21) Blown more times than Firestone Tires [/B][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]Honestly...are these even amusing to you? :rolleyes:[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SSJ5 Vegeta [/i] [B]Since everyone always argues over who's a ho nowadays I have a little little list called... 12) Had more handcuffs on you than the state felons 15) You've been in a sexual position and you don't know how in the hell you got there... [/B][/QUOTE] ok, first of all, I had all those handcuffs on me because the cops couldn't hold me down after I blew up the chryster building.... and second of all, erm, no comment.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by firemac [/i] [B] dang Transtic, you got very offensive didn't you, do you know Aya in person? If you do I would understand why you got so offensive on this other dude's comment, because you usually don't stand up for people. [/B][/QUOTE] Yes I know her... she's a good friend.... just cause she may act that way doesn't make her retarded...... she always acts that way and I have gotten used to it cause well she's insane.... and so are all of her Kentucky friends :) They are are like that and I'm glad I know them.... they bring great humor in my life.... thats why I don't appreciate that rude comment to her.... She would send fabbio after you but.. well he's a pancake.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aya Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 You're the one who made him into a pancake, silly whore. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Gohan Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 if someone yells ho-down and your girl drops to the floor heh get's me everytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B] ok, first of all, I had all those handcuffs on me because the cops couldn't hold me down after I blew up the chryster building.... and second of all, erm, no comment.... [/B][/QUOTE] is that really true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Gohan Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 yeah that's what i want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJ5 Vegeta Posted August 23, 2001 Author Share Posted August 23, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B] Excuse me.... don't you EVER talk to her like that! That was rude and uncalled for... and she asked people that don't know her to ignore it... you obviously didn't ignore it being the stupid shi? you are, and you just had to make some dumb@ss comment.... If you have any sense of humor you would have just laughed..... BTW: the word "thatz" is pretty reatrded too.... you too lazy to type out "that's"? [/B][/QUOTE] Lay off the caffiene pills fool. If you would not be such a tighta** you would have known my post was a joke in itself. Really who says Retaded? Then you go shooting your mouth off talking sh** like yours don't stink... It's people that run your f***in' mouths and jump in someone's face when you have no idea what your ignorant a**es are talkin' bout' that pisses me off! [B]Nuff f***ing said!!![/B] [B]BTW[/B] After a day at school I really don't need to come on here and find your a** punking out and talking sh**... Now that's retaded.... See I'm not too lazy to type THAT'S! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Saiya-jin Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 Once again i stumbl ein on a crazy topic...ummm why we gotta be Ho's though...J/K..anyways that was original...I guess.....ya'll should come to my block ho central..hehehehehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zaku II Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 hmm....im not taking sides but your both over reacting and blowing a small thing out of porportion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSJ5 Vegeta Posted August 23, 2001 Author Share Posted August 23, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Zaku II [/i] [B]hmm....im not taking sides but your both over reacting and blowing a small thing out of porportion. [/B][/QUOTE] Sorry but I don't take sh** off of no one even if they are a mod. And he was just being a total dumba$$ going off on me when he had no reason too. I think he needs to take some midol or something instead of taking his PMS aggression out on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firemac Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SSJ5 Vegeta [/i] [B] Sorry but I don't take sh** off of no one even if they are a mod. And he was just being a total dumba$$ going off on me when he had no reason too. I think he needs to take some midol or something instead of taking his PMS aggression out on me. [/B][/QUOTE] Well how do you expect someone to think that is a joke, it seriously doesn't look like one, so you can't blame him for going offensive on your *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9* Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 yeah that's why when your just joking on a board full of peep's whom you don't know and don't know you, you're supposed to use j/k to let every one know, or a smilie. ;) we can't see you thru the comp screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted August 23, 2001 Share Posted August 23, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SSJ5 Vegeta [/i] [B] Sorry but I don't take sh** off of no one even if they are a mod. And he was just being a total dumba$$ going off on me when he had no reason too. I think he needs to take some midol or something instead of taking his PMS aggression out on me. [/B][/QUOTE] I had a reason too.... you called my good friend retarded.... See, I have friends.... and I like my friends and I care for my friends, and when some little punk comes by and makes a stupid comment toward one of my friends, I will and DID get offencive.... BTW: "PMS aggression"?..... You kids need to think of something original.... your moronic "insults" just make me laugh more at your stupidity..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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