Renee Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 [URL]http://dragonnest.freeservers.com/fics/TULoQOther001.html[/URL] Go their! It was some of the funnest quotes I've ever read! Some of them are anime too! Go now!:laugh: My fav is Welcome aboard Southwest flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab in the buckle and pull tight. It works just like any other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting them with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines. -actual statement from a disgruntled airline employee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinetic Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 [color=royalblue] I don't see this going far, but that is a pretty cool site. My favorite quote is: I do what the voices in my head tell me to. Hehe, love it. [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphion Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 I love the Airline quote......Hes right though, you should know how to work a seatbelt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 The more laws, the more theives. -Old Chinese Proverb hmm... that's an important one.... but the funniest is... 'Anyways, can we get back to the point?' 'we had a point?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Chicken Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Good quotes are often hard to find, but I congratulate you on finding some. A suggestion I have for finding some good quotes os any Monty Python movie, or episode. Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amphion Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 lol....yeah, Monty Python is a very good source for quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 hmm... I never heard of him before,.... anyways, yeah I congratulate you too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delian Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aries [/i] [B][color=royalblue] I don't see this going far, but that is a pretty cool site. My favorite quote is: I do what the voices in my head tell me to.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Story of my life...lol... At least i'm not the only one:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juu Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 LOL, I fight with the voices in my head. The voice tells me "go right" I say, 'no, I'm going left!' sometimes it's wrong, and sometimes I'm right. one time a looooong time ago, I had to do 100 multiplication problems in 2 minutes. the first time, I couldn't do it because I was arguing with the voice in my head. I did that 2 times, then I gave up, and wrote what the voice told me, and I got them all right and finishes in 1 min, 21 seconds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delian Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Voices in your head can be quite fun...Although it is quite embarassing when something funny goes on inside my head and I burst out laughing....when i'm by myself on a train or a bus or in a library. Does tend to happen quite a few times. I just sometimes call it a creative imagination...mostly so that I don't freak out anyone. Hehehe...oh what fun!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing! -that's probably the best one out of all the quotes I read on that site.....though good work on finding that site. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackOutlaw Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 I will have to go with Aries and say the best quote is, I do what the voices in my head tell me to. It's just so original and hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Chicken Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Juuthena, Monty Python is a group of people, men, hilarious men to be exact. If you want some funny quotes, go get,The Holy Grail by Monty Python... Funny stuff. I also like that quote in your sig, Juuthena, The harder you fall, the higher you bounce. Very cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackOutlaw Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Yes, my favorite Monty Python thing, is not a quote, I just like when it sound like horses are galloping but then it is just 2 guys cracking coconuts into eachother. It's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Chicken Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Yeah, I love the part when he's talking to the two people about the castle, and the king gets po'd and attacks the beggar guy. That's what my signatures from... Go Monty Python!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delian Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 "Dorothy got lost in Oz because three men were giving her directions" - Aint that the truth...lol...hehehe "I'm not wierd, i'm gifted" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corey Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 "I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it." I love that one. "Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that." This one too. Haha. I'm going to have to print this out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!" hehe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. -Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) lol i don't know why but i love that one hee hee ~GG~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lia Posted June 26, 2002 Share Posted June 26, 2002 [size=1]Heh, alot of those quotes like "I do what the little people tell me to" and "I listen to the little voices in my head" are quotes from the Hot Topic shirts so they really aren't original, but i still like 'em...like that "you laugh because i'm different, I laugh because your ugly" and TN's thing in his sig "Lets get one thing straight...I'm not" [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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