The13thMan

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]There are tons and tons of stupid phrases that people use all the time! I personally love the ones not often heard. I like to use them every now and then in a moment of fake anger and frustration. I can't think of any good ones at the moment though...i'm a bit preoccupied. So go **** yourself. ^L^ Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT] [COLOR=Red]Edit: I had to edit your post due to inappropriate language. Please don't try to bypass the word filter, it's there for a reason. Thanks. -Panda[/COLOR]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]What can i, an ordinary citizen of Pleasant View, TN, say about the biggest medium small sized city in all of the middle tennessee area?! You're probably already half way out of your door after that extraordinary introduction, but hold on just one minute! If you continue reading i'm sure you'll be much better prepared for your amazing adventure to my hometown!! ^L^ First things first, you'll need a place to stay. Seeing as Pleasant View doesn't have any major hotel chains you'll probably have to camp out at the local Dollar General parking lot. If you're lucky though you'll know a great wonderful place to stay, my home. My home has a state of the art waffle preparation device, imported temperature regulator units, free head relaxation modulators, and even overhead breeze generators!!! Some of you out there may be willing to put down over $30,000 per night to stay at such a luxorious local, but if you mention this ad you'll be able to stay there for a low low price of $2,000 a night!!! OMIGOSH! During the days we recommend you visit such historic landmarks as the big water tower thingy, or maybe even the local eateries. We have many high class places to eat: an oriental cuisine buffet, a sandwich chooser place, and a Sonic. We hope you come and visit soon!! [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Vanilla coke is the shiz, unfortunately it has been discontinued. Now you must go to eBay to find old 12 packs of vanilla coke if you want some...that or make it yourself with real vanilla ice cream. But who the funk has the time to do that??! Certainly not I. Cherry coke's pretty rockin' too. It's the shoot. Dr. Pepper was my original fav. But it was only recently that i realized dr. pepper was essentially a cherry soda. I mean if you drink it you will notice the cherry flavor, it's not that strong though. Root beer sucks pencils. Oh...i took out all the naughty words i used and replaced them with socially acceptable ones. See if you can find them! Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Well, i remember once when i was outside walking around my pool, waiting to go somewhere my dad approached me. I was like maybe a 1st grader at the time. He explained sex to me, he used the word penis and vagina and i had no idea what he was talking about. Eventually over time (redundant?) i figured things out. It was through a mix of media, puberty talks at school, and pr0n. ^L^ Lol, now that i think back on it it was a little funny. I used to think girls only had one....let's say "opening" down there. ^J^; But i eventually found out through piiiictures. Yaaay internet and over abundance of pornography! It all started in an msn chat room....anybody wanna see my webcam? I just turned 18!! >__> Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[QUOTE=Red 6]There's nothing fun about cancer. I can think of a lot of things fun about pizza, coke, and Counter-Strike. [COLOR=Sienna]On second though, I'm cool with getting lectured.[/COLOR] [COLOR=Sienna]Let people pick their own poisons.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]There's nothing fun about diabetes, being picked on, having little energy, or getting winded everytime you get up to get a soda. I could list off more things, but you already know them. Ultimately it's your choice, i can only state my opinion and hope you change. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[quote name='Red 6][COLOR=Sienna']Denial? How am I in denial? I just don't feel like being lectured.[/COLOR][/quote] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I don't understand how a person can accept that they're dangerously unhealthy and not do anything about it. If a doctor told you you had cancer would you not do anything about it? If you don't feel like being lectured than do something about it, duh. Otherwise you mine as well just deal with it, because you will be lectured by me and anybody else that gives a flying [color=red][b]MONKEY[/b][/COLOR] about you. ^J^ I kinda see obesity like smoking. They're both disgusting and people always know how horrible it is and yet do nothing about it. Oh well. [/COLOR] [/FONT][quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Man, my BMI was 33 by your site, which meant I was obese. The only excess fat on my whole body, though, is on my stomach, which makes me wonder the accuracy of it (note: I'm 5'4 with heaps of natural muscle, so I'm thinking the calculation was affected by my relative shortness).[/font][/color'][/size][/quote] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Maybe your perception of obesity is a little off. ::shrug:: But the thing can't take everything in consideration, like your muscle mass. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I don't think it's supernatural at all. There are enough people in this world for a person to write a story and then see a person in real life that resembles that person very closely. As for the wink, i'd say it was just coincidence. Is your friend hot? ^L^ Ah, but who knows? I'm not entirely ruling out the possibility of the supernatural, there are too many unexplained things in this world to be certain of it one way or the other. Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]At this point you're not even putting up a good argument for your weight anymore, you're only in denial...it's a little sad. I estimated your BMI, you said nearing 300 so i entered in 290. The result was 37.2. 30 is obese, 25 is overweight, you're deep in the obese territory. You run high risk of developing diabetes when you reach adulthood... Dude, i would seriously reconsider your outlook on weight if i were you. There's no point in me continuing this discussion, you know what i think. ::shrug:: Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[QUOTE=Red 6][COLOR=Sienna] Why shouldn't you be proud of who you are? I'm a fat man at heart. Even when I was born, I was 14 pounds. I'm living my dream.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I said the exact opposite later in my post. You shouldn't be ashamed of your weight, only realize that it's not a positive thing. [/COLOR] [/FONT] [QUOTE=Red 6] [COLOR=Sienna] I feel great. [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I'm sure you do, that is until you have to get up and do something, right? And wouldn't you like to feel better? Trust me, if you were in shape you'd be shocked how much more energy you'd have. [/COLOR] [/FONT] [QUOTE=Red 6] [COLOR=Sienna] Most of those problems stem from not being proud of yourself. When you think you're too fat, that's where self esteem problems originate.[/COLOR][/QUOTE][FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Yup, i know that full and well. But just because you're proud to be overweight doesn't mean everybody else is...or isn't. But i'm willing to bet a 1000 bucks that most overweight and obese people are not proud of your weight as you are. You pioneer of self esteem you. [/COLOR] [/FONT] [QUOTE=Red 6] [COLOR=Sienna] And yet the diet industry gets no anger from you? Come on. The people marketing ways to lose weight are the same people who marketed ways to get fat. Make em fat, than make em feel so bad they have to buy your product to make you skinny. It's a huge marketing scam and I don't feel like getting involved. [/COLOR][/QUOTE][FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Is the diet industry not part of the food industry?? [/COLOR] [/FONT] [QUOTE=Red 6] [COLOR=Sienna] No I won't. I've tried working out and eating healthy, it sucks. It sucks bad. I'd live a longer life but what's the point of living if you aren't doing something you love. And for me, eating is what I love. Health food absolutely blows, I can't stand vegetables of any kind, and I just can't get enough of unhealthy food. I'm doign what I love, man, so don't tell me it's rediculous to be proud of myself.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE][FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]You can eat and be healthy too, you simply haven't found a way that works for you. You don't have to eat celary and carrots all day to lose weight. Me personally i play DDR and i drink a lot of water, and i generally watch what i eat. I don't allow myself to get so full i feel sick like i used to. Plus i stopped drinking soda...for the most part. ^L^; I never once said that the only way to get healthy is to do what you tried. I'm simply saying that you should keep trying until you find something that works for you, instead of giving up and being proud like you have. [/COLOR] [/FONT] [QUOTE=Red 6] [COLOR=Sienna]Untrue. [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Hahaha, i guess it all depends on your perception of a life lived to the fullest, eh? I suppose if your version of it is sitting on the couch playing video games and eating junk food all day is it then you'd be right. Unfortunately i doubt that's what you or anybody else in their right mind thinks. Also if you think it's ok to die around the age of 50 from heart failure is perfectly fine, then by all means continue. Jesus Christ, i just realized you're 3 years younger than me! How tall are you? What's your BMI(Body Mass Index)? Dude, i'd seriously consider going to the doctor if i were you...he'll scare some sense into you. [/COLOR] [/FONT][URL=http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/]Calculate your BMI[/URL]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I have a problem with my weight and the weight of other people. I think it's ridiculous to be proud of being overweight and especially obese (red 6). There are serious health risks involved plus not to mention the way you feel. Fat people don't have energy, they typically have lower self esteem, they have social problems, the list goes on. As a whole our country disgusts me for being so damn obese (America). Food industries anger me for selling fatty foods and junk foods, fast food especially angers me. Now...i'm not saying you should be ashamed of your weight, i'm simply saying you should realize that you have a weight problem and do something about it. You shouldn't do it because other people tease you or because you want to look good, you should do it because you know that it's healthy and you'll live a longer happier life if you're in shape. I'm overweight myself and i know it's hard to lose weight, but i'm still trying. And personally i like the way i look and i rarely get teased about being overweight. I'm simply trying to lose weight because i know of the health benefits, and i'm tired of getting winded from jogging a bit or playing a couple rounds of DDR. I want to live life to the fullest, you can't do that if you're overweight. Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I'd say i'm ready and willing. I'm a guy and my body demands certain things, i can't deny it. But past the physical i also yearn for companionship and ultimately love. Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I don't see why it should be moved...it's more about band geeks than it is about music. 1. No, i wouldn't say i'm a band geek....but some other people might. 2. I do 3. Electric guitar, alto sax, bassoon, and clarinet. Also since i can play the sax and clarinet i can also play the variations of the instrument such as bass clarinet or baritone sax. 4. Yup, i have since the 6th grade and now i'm going on to college. ^L^ 7 years. 5. No, i don't...but i'm definitely going to try to form one when i get in college. I love music too. I almost always have it playing in the background, right now i'm listening to Freebird by Lynard Skynard. Don't take that as an indicator to the genre of music that i listen to, i listen to nearly all forms of rock, some classic, and even a little jazz. Some of my friends don't understand my obsession to music....they prefer the silence....or video game music. ::shrug:: Their choice. I'm going to miss marching band, i probably won't go into music when i get into college...oh well. [/COLOR] [/FONT] [QUOTE=Katana][size=1][color=royalblue]I need to get Aiyanna back on the OtakuBoards... For concert band, I play oboe, [strike]only the best instrument ever[/strike], but for marching, I'm thrown on the drumline to play cymbals. >.O Back in middle school, I played marching bells. Because my district is relatively small, there aren't seperate bands, so when you sign up to take band, your thrown in for both marching and concert. It's annoying if you play a double reed instrument, since you either have to be a drum major, a flag girl, or learn another instrument. Since I'm short and would rather die than twirl a flag, I opted to learn bells during middle school, then was tossed over to cymbals for high school. [/color][/size][/QUOTE] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Haha, i know exactly what you mean. I came into high school marching band playing the bassoon and was forced into learning a new instrument which is why i picked up the alto sax. Double reed instruments are way to fragile to march....could you imagine somebody marching with a bassoon??? Of course not. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I gotta be honest, boobs are nice. I like 'em quite a bit. Ever seen that episode of South Park where the boys discover breasts for the first time and revert back to a primitive state? Hilarity. But the most important thing is that they match the person. You can't be skinny as a twig and have huge breasts and vice versa. Big breasts aren't naturally the more attractive breasts either. There was something else that i wanted to say...but i seem to have forgotten... I think curvey women are sexier than big breasted women. Damn, i wish i could remember what i was going to say.... I think i'm going to go draw boobs in the dirt outside now, later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[COLOR=Orange][FONT=Century Gothic]Ok, here's what i think. A lot of you people have said cheaper is better, but the way i see it is human life is better than canine life. The solution isn't as important as action. As long as something is done is what's most important. I'd sacrafice a million dogs lives for the life of a single human, would you? Now i do agree the solution itself is rather barbaric and quite disturbing, but i'm sure enough people over in China tried to decide on the best method of taking care of the problem. I trust the Chinese government made the best choice for their people even if i don't agree with it. Later. [/FONT][/COLOR]

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[QUOTE=DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]What do you think of cottage cheese? Do you [i]hate it[/i]? Do you [i]love it[/i]? Does it make you relive unfortunate memories of obese women in bikinis? Or are you one of those weirdos who's never heard of it (if so: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_cheese]EDUCATE YOURSELF[/url])? Regardless which category you fall under, [i]this is the thread for you[/i]. Personally, I love cottage cheese. It's cool and creamy, and has just enough tang to remind you of cheese but at the same time make you forget you're eating spoiled milk. I eat it on bread, biscuits, or (heaven forbid) [i]by itself[/i]. In fact, along with raw mushrooms, I could safely make the claim that cottage cheese is actually a blessing from God made material. One day he was just sitting around up there, eating his cottage cheese, and he figured, "Man, my peeps have to get in on this too", [i]and it was done[/i] (for the non-believers out there, there's your proof of God, now go read a Bible). Having said that, there is such a thing as [b]bad cottage cheese[/b]. Typically it comes in a faceless container, and costs little to no cents. When opened, you do not see true cottage cheese, oh no, you are instead greeted by what is obviously [i]concentrated and pure evil[/i]. More often than not it is less like cottage cheese and more like a block of particularly porous, white jelly. It has no taste, and can not be made better under any circumstances. Often it masquerades as '99% fat free'. Do not believe the packaging under any circumstances - it's in fact '99% [i]taste[/i] free', and man... it shows. In conclusion, avoid bad cottage cheese.[/font][/color][/size][/QUOTE] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I've never had cottage cheese...but after that post i doubt i ever will. You like raw mushrooms! EWWWWWWWWWW!!! I'd rather eat pure evil or even a cucumber! Actually i'm kinda interested in how it tastes....i might give it a shot one day. I always thought cottage cheese was like a house made of cheese. I could live in it and be happy forever. Or as long as the temperature and weather were favorable....and it would expire after a while....and the wild animals....ya know what? Never mind. That doesn't sound good at all.... Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]A whole lot has happened to me and i've changed quite a bit. Last year i was....hmmmm....not nearly as cool as i am now. Although i wouldn't really say i'm "cool" now. I didn't have much confidence in myself last year either, and that's changed a lot....maybe too much. ^L^ Now i shall go into list format! 1. I kickass at the guitar now...compared to last year. 2. I lost some weight, it's really obvious if you look at my driver's license and my face now. 3. I'm not hopelessly addicted to video games. 4. I stand a chance with the ladies. 5. My style and wardrobe are much better. 6. I'm more arrogant. 7. I'm smarter and better in every way. ^J^ (please consult #6) 8. I'm single. 9. I DDR. 10. I'm more mature. Yeah, there ya go. Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[QUOTE=Tical]...Im revoking your 100 [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]OtakuBucks [/COLOR] for your post. Numero Uno: Nothing is proven fact. *puts up Flamewalls* Nii-ban: Anyone can think in any way. It all depends on what they have learned. It is not musicians who think unlike others. It is people within the said mindset who become musicians. It is the way they find they express themselves. Number Three: NO 2 MUSICIANS ARE THE SAME. Musicians are only different from others in the fact that they are musicians, meaning every clich (sp?) s different from every other and every person is different because when you get right down to it, no two thought processes look alike. In the immortal words of Bill Engvall, [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]here's your sign[/COLOR].[/QUOTE] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I thought numero uno was especially funny. If nothing is a proven fact then the statement in itself cannot be a proven fact, therefore disproving itself. It's like saying "i only speak in lies" or "i choose not to choose". Besides that the statements wrong for other reasons. There are plenty of proven facts. Ever do math? 2 + 2 = 4, that is a proven fact, it will never ever change. And i have a question, are you musician? Just wondering.... Me personally i'm a couple things. I'm an intellectual (or so i like to think), i'm a mathematician (i love math), i'm a musician (i play guitar, alto sax, bassoon, and clarinet), i'm an artist (i draw), and i'm a couple of other things. I'm not defined by only one thing and that's the way i like it. But i did name off the big things that define me. So that's what i think i am...but i personally like getting other people's opinions about me. I think i'm either too arrogant or too modest when i judge myself. Haha. What the hell am i talking about? Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I generally disaprove of fighting. I think most cases can be solved with words and compassion. Of course i know this isn't always true by dealing with some people. Some people are simply insecure about themselves so they decide to make other people insecure to make him/herself feel better. It's actually very sad, but what can be done about it? I blame poor parenting. I myself have never gotten into an actual fight. I've thrown playful punches, and even a couple not so playful punches and vice versa, but it never gets any more serious. I'm a pretty big guy, and i work out....i don't think people want to mess with me. I'm not a very teaseable person. Usually when somebody is making fun of me or whatever i just out smart them with wit...so i typically just make fun of them with words that are over their head. I leave 'em feeling stupid and embarassed and that's about it for them. If things got worse though, i can understand fighting. Just make sure you don't lose. If you need to work out and get stronger just to prepare for a fight, then do it. Of course you could always use an equilizer, haha. Of course these are only during those extreme circumstances. I'm morally against fighting, but i'm also a realist. I realize that there are some situations that require it.... Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]I'll be honest with ya man, i don't like 'em. I don't think they're funny. But don't beat yourself over it, i just don't really have that sense of humor, mine's a bit different. Haha. ^L^ They're really good though, i can definitely see why people like 'em so much. Keep up the good work. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Oh my... I take everything you just said as a joke, i'm hoping you meant it as one. Though if you didn't..... Oh my... For the longest time i didn't know anybody lived in Nebraska, then i passed through there last summer and saw it was occupied by many people. They even have cities!! ^L^ Rainforests are pretty crazy, there are lots and lots of undiscovered species of insects and other wild life there. Who knows the potential? I guess it's slightly possible that elves exist. .....though if they did exist they'd be invisible. And the only way you could tell if they were around is if you accidentally bumped into something invisible and heard elvish cursing. I thought that happened to me once, but it turned out to be a big window made of very clean glass...and i was the one cursing in elvish. ^J^; BahahahahA! Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]No rap music. No country music. No ghetto bulls-h-i-t. No stupidity. I would make a test that people have to complete at a certain age where if they do not pass, they die. It'd be a tough test too. No more fast food companies. Those guys are evil. No more lamps, just cuz i'm crazy. The 10 most beautiful women in the world are to be my servants. ::wink:: I would force the entire population to create a palace for me in each city in the world. The people who build the best palace will get a prize. Maybe a toy water gun or some candy. Everybody will be forced to watch family guy. And everybody should be able to make sushi, chess pie, and muffins. Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Well, for me, my conception of reality was greatly chaged when i started highschool. I think it was because you had the choice to hang out with who you really wanted. For me it was the band kids and "geeks". And there were popular people among them, moreso in the band kids area than the geeks area. So, there were popular people among the band kids group that i hanged out with. I wasn't really one of them, but i was friends with them. I'd say i'm popular person material, just not popular. I don't go out a bunch, but i typically get along with people. But then again, what do i know? If a popular person has to be nice all the time to everybody then i don't want to be popular. Some people piss me off, not necessarily because they're mean to me, but more because they're stupid. ::shrug:: Pfft, i don't even have a cell phone. Later. [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Guitar - I love love to play guitar. I just like the way it sounds and all the awesome music that can be played on 'em. DDR - What more can i say? I can do heavy! TBS on weekdays Music - I just turned on my iPod and realized i couldn't live without it. Being the center of attention among friends The internet - For more than just OB, but that is a large part of it. ^J^ Sushi - I could go for some right now. Chess pie - o_O Looking good Stand up comedy Anchorman My dad coming home from work with a smile on his face. Going to the movies Being inspired to draw or play my guitar. Drawing - I've drawn since before i started school. It's a part of me. OB - Dur [Adult Swim] - What else is there at 3 in the morning? Jelly Beans - I love the variety Band Competitions - I played in the marching band and i really loved the competitions. They were always really fun. Between performing we got to just hang out, it was great. I'll really miss that, as i'm going to college. Buying s-h-i-t I don't feel like writing anymore. Giving up when nothing is lost, like now! [/COLOR] [/FONT]

[QUOTE=Oblivion]False for [B]freakonaleash[/B], but i'm trying to get there! I luv my OB! Um... Hell no, for [B]Gavin[/B], [B]BUT[/B] I have tried on a female wig for fun! TPBM is a computer whiz.[/QUOTE] [FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Gee, you flatter me. :blush: o_o Actually no, i'm not a computer whiz. But i know a moderate amount. Enough to get by for what i do on the computer. tpbm loves to play electric guitar. [/COLOR] [/FONT]