Mr. Maul

[SIZE=1]Haha! Ah-Zing! [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Limp Bizkit is one of those bands that is so laughably bad that you play one of their songs at a party just because you thought, "it'd be funny." [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]Green Day was a (mildly) decent band in the beginning, but they soon began to allow their egos to swell their heads and thus began their downward spiral of mediocre - nay - sub par musicality. As for Linkin Park, sure I bought their first CD when I was in middle school, as did most kids in my area at that time, but I outgrew them in about 2 months. And by "outgrew them", I mean I realized that all their songs sound the same and lack substance, and there are soooo many bands out there that are phenomenally better than them. And the genres thing... it was mainly to stop arbitrary arguments and nit-picking over such a subjective, well, subject. I could go on for hours about how this band/artist/album/song is in this genre, and not this one, but this is not the time or place for it. I'm not saying we can't discuss genres, but can we please refrain from lumping groups into genres, because that leads to childish mudslinging. Trolling is for t3h n00bz. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]My, oh, my... where to begin? First, I'd like to make a request: [B][SIZE=4]STOP USING GENRES[/SIZE][/B]. You're inevitably going to use them wrong and step on someone's toes, thus derailing the entire thread. AGAIN. Not to mention the name of this thread is worst ARTIST(s) today. [I]Artists[/I], [U]not[/U] [I]genres[/I]. Second, if I contradict myself in any way, screw you. Now, for the most part, [B]if you've heard of it, I don't like it[/B]. As simple as that. If it's on the [B]radio[/B], I hate it. Unless it's Red Hot Chili Peppers, then it's tolerable. Unless it's new, then I hate it. If they play it at [B]Hollister[/B] (with the exception of LCD Soundsystem and Bloc Party), I hate it. If it made the [B]Top 40[/B], I hate it. If they have "[B]Young[/B]," "[B]L'il[/B]," "[B]Dem[/B]," or "[B]Da[/B]" in their name, I hate them. On second thought, Red Hot Chili Peppers suck. I hate them. [SIZE=1][U][B]Artists I Hate[/B][/U] [/SIZE](not necessarily of today and definitely not complete, but at least in alphabetical order. Kinda) [/SIZE] [SIZE=1]50 Cent[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]98 Degrees[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Ashanti[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Ashlee Simpson[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Avril Lavigne[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Beyoncé[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Black Eyed Peas[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]blink-182[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Bon Jovi[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Bowling for Soup[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Brandy[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Britney Spears[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Christina Aguilera[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Ciara[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Destiny's Child[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Fabolous[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Fall Out Boy[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Fergie[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Good Charlotte[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Green Day[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Hannah Montana[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Hawk Nelson[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]hellogoodbye[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Hilary Duff[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Janet Jackson[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Jay-Z[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Jennifer Lopez[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Jessica Simpson[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Justin Timberlake[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Kelly Clarkson[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Kenny Chesney[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Lenny Kravitz[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Less Than Jake[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Linkin Park[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Madonna[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Mandy Moore[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Mariah Carey[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Mary J. Blige[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Motion City Soundtrack[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Nelly Furtado[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]New Found Glory[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Nickleback[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]N'SYNC[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]P. Diddy[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Panic! at the Disco[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]R. Kelly Red Hot Chili Peppers[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Relient K[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Rihanna[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Sean P.[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Shakira[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Shop Boyz[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Simple Plan[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Sum 41[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Switchfoot[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]The All-American Rejects[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]The Ataris[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]The Backstreet Boys[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]The Pussycat Dolls[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]The Ramones[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Three 6 Mafia[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]T-Pain[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Usher[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Yellowcard[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Ying Yang Twins[/SIZE] [SIZE=1]Yung Joc[/SIZE] [SIZE=1] There you have it. Horrible "artists." No further explanation needed on my part. Discuss. [/SIZE]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=dimgray]I live in [B]Pendleton[/B], [B]Indiana[/B], which is, geographically, in between [B]taperson[/B]'s and [B]Nerdsy[/B]'s locale of residency. (I smell a meeting of Indiana OB'ers)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=1][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=dimgray]Pendleton is an okay place, as long as you don't have to interact with the citizens.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Seemingly out of nowhere, a Victorian-esque man riding a large-wheeled, 19th Century bicycle approaches the scene of action. Following closely behind him is a somewhat rotund man on a small tricycle, wearing a propeller cap and safety goggles. "[B]Oh, dear. We haven't missed it yet, have we?[/B]" Said the man on the humorously-large bicycle to the man on the humorously-small tricycle. *[B]HONK-A! HONK-A![/B]* replied the man on the tricycle with his horn. "[B]I agree... Excuse me sir, but may I inquire of you the time?[/B]" Mr. Victorian said, turning toward the f[I]ellow with the textbox hovering above his head[/I]. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Let's see... [B]taperson[/B] - Apparently she lives about 20 minutes away from me. Plus she's a decent conversationalist. [B]Dead[/B] - A night of escalating dares, one-upmanship, and general illegal goings-on until one of us gets arrested. [B]Papa Smurf[/B] - So I can laugh at him whilst he drives something into the ground. [B]kuja[/B] - Insert something funny here. [B]James[/B] - All the cool kids are doing it. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

[size=1][color=DimGray]The eagle has landed. [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray] [b]24[/b]: [b]Rephrase everything that's already been said, bashing members in the process[/b]. Also, whenever people attempt to actually participate in the discussion, throw a wrench in the works by holding a completely unrelated conversation with another member in the same thread. People will then realize that you are "too cool for rules" and blindly follow you in admiration. B[/color][/size][size=1][color=DimGray]lat[/color][/size][size=1][color=DimGray]ant sarcasm works, too. [b]Mentors:[/b] Like I'm actually going to list names. [/color][/size]

[quote name='Shinmaru']Frankly, the easiest way is to sleep your way to the top. Everything else takes care of itself after that.[/quote][size=1][color=DimGray] You're damn skippy it does! [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]No, no, no... You want to do [i]poorly[/i] in class so you can stay after for some much needed "extra help." Get the pity factor working for you. [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]I was in Canada for all of 20 minutes. Thank goodness that was all. [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]What if you become a Scientologist? Or an agnostic atheist? [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]Look at them guns! [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]Tolkien. Nice. As beautiful as tattoos can be, they can be equally ugly. I would never get one, personally. I am a much too fickle person to have something permanently drawn on my skin. Rub-ons are fine by me. [/color][/size]

[quote name='Charles']Clear your cookies.[/quote] [size=1][color=DimGray]There we go. I don't know about the gray. It just blends in with the background. I think a nice green (see my avatar) would be pleasant. No blue either. It's been blue waay too long. [/color][/size] [quote name='James][color=olive']If you press F5 in IE it should work for you.[/color][/quote] [size=1][color=DimGray]Who still uses that? [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]What the hell are you guys talking about? [/color][/size]

[quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Ordinarily, I am only attracted to vagina-owners with dark hair, so brown or black. Blondes? They may have more fun, but if you want me to like you you better have a damn good personality. I mean, seriously - no demented bunny boiling fetishes or nothing. Redheads are usually freaks mentally, so I avoid them. Oh, and they're an aberration of brown, not blonde, so whoever said it's a subcategory of blonde is a total stooge.[/font][/color'][/size][/quote] [size=1][color=DimGray]I think this ends the discussion. [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]Brunettes are far more attractive than blondes. Hair color has nothing to do with intelligence (directly, at least). [/color][/size]

[quote=Venge]Mr. Maul did the whole 'big bang' thing...to tell you the truth, it wasn't all that big. But he hired me to keep the sun going. Should I turn it down a bit? [/quote] [size=1][color=DimGray]You turn it down and you see how long you keep your job. [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]Remember the time the universe was "big banged" into existence? Yeah, that was me. [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]1. My enormous penis. 2. Bikes are for kids. 3. , Mace [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]Is this still open? [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]Off topic, but... [b]BABY GIRL'S BACK!?[/b] Is this just news to me, or is it truly news? Anyhoo, what have you been up to? [/color][/size]

[size=1][color=DimGray]Umm... Point? [/color][/size]