Dragonballzman Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 I remember my sister (Dark Wish) making this topic once and it was pretty popular, so I'm making it again! --- [COLOR=red]It was a normal day in the school cafeteria...The lunch ladies were serving lumpy and thick custard as usual, and everybody was gloomy...[/COLOR] Dbzman: *Sigh* Boooring... [COLOR=red]Just then, the school bullies came along[/COLOR] Er...Geeko: Heh...Look who it is...The DBZ fan! Nerdy: Hey DBZ boy, any new episodes come on yet? Dbzman: :therock: Pi*s off... Geeko: Heh heh heh...:rolleyes: Watch out Nerdy! He's going to Kame Kame Waaah us! :rolleyes: Dbzman: :therock: It's called the "Kame Hame Ha" Nerdy: Hey Geeko, how about we "Li Blast" our mouldy cheese at him!? Dbzman: :therock: KI blast... Geeko: Hey look! I'm gonna go Super Sayitin! [COLOR=red]Starts making constipation noises, then gets up on the table and farts in Dbzmans face![/COLOR] Geeko: MUAHAHAHA Dbzman: :eek: Can't...Breath... [COLOR=red]Geeko and Nerdy walk off, then Nerdy turns round and throws and apple at Dbzman! But little did they know, that Dbzman had hidden powers!!! Quick as a knife, he dodged it, and it hit the kid behind him![/COLOR] Kid: Hey grow up MAAAN! [COLOR=red]Grabs his drink and chucks it at Geeko, and it splashes all over his face![/COLOR] Geeko: GAAARGH!!! YOU LITTLE [B]PUNK[/B]!!! Kid: :eek: [COLOR=red]Geeko grabbbed some kids muffin and threw it back at the kid, but he dodged it and it hit...The hyper one...[/COLOR] All the ppl in the dining room: :eek: THE HYPER ONE: :cross: OGGALDISHALOOGACHACKAWONTHAKOO! [COLOR=red]Grabs a few chips and starts shooting them rapidly![/COLOR] Dbzman: *Big breath* [SIZE=10]FOOD FIIIGHT!!![/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 [i] Forte gets hit by food [/i] Forte: Eww nasty its on now!!! [i] Forte starts throwing things everywhere nailing everyone... [/i] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonballzman Posted November 4, 2001 Author Share Posted November 4, 2001 [COLOR=red]Dbzman gets whacked in the eye with a flying apple from Forte![/COLOR] Dbzman: :blackeye: :mad: [COLOR=red]THE HYPER ONE then throws a couple of pies at Dbzman: [I]Enter Matrix style dodge...:cool:[/I][/COLOR] Dbzman: :flaming: [COLOR=red]A kid then throws some mouldy cheese at Dbzman, but he jumps out of the way and ducks, then crawls along the floor commando-style![/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 :mrt: *takes the lumpy and thick custard and throws it at the bully that was bothering DBZman. :p *There. A little revenge for the victims is soooo sweet, right? :D ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 -walks down halls- -sees mashed potatoes and gravy hit wall- ITS A FOOD FIGHT YEAH!! -runs in and immediatly gets hit by flying grapes- Ewww -wipes em off- -takes pizza and throws it at hyper kid- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 Forte: DBZman, join me..... DBZman: NEVER! Forte: Suffer... DBZman: ?? Forte: Fire!!!! [i] Forte breaks a string and lunch trays launch everywhere. They have moldy cheese and fruits and meat. And some slob from the neighboring prison....[/i] Forte: I was waiting to use my science to a good use and this will be as good as it gets!!!! Hit DBZman extra! DBZman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH koolaid13: Not nice... [i] koolaid throws an apple at Forte [/i] koolaid13: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonballzman Posted November 4, 2001 Author Share Posted November 4, 2001 Geeko: Hey Kool_Aid!!! YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BAND-AID WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!! [COLOR=red]Grabs a potato and throws it at him[/COLOR] Kool_Aid13: :blackeye: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 *gets hit on my leg my a miss-aim of Forte's slime food and DBZman's potato.* Oh yeah. that's gonna hurt me. Maybe my clothes, but not me.:rolleyes: :worried: Oh well. *Grabs some of the moldy cheese off my pants and takes aim, but have to stop and duck as a moldy "hot dog" goes sailing over head.* *Finally get's to throw it.* *It hits the principal in the face as he came in to see what all the chaos was about.* Uh, oh! :nervous: :excited: :eek: My bad! :D Everyone fire and run!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *all the students threw their "food" at the principal's face temporarily blinding him.* principal: AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonballzman Posted November 4, 2001 Author Share Posted November 4, 2001 Dbzman: ...GO KOOL_AID13!!! :D [COLOR=red]The school rugby players get up and ram the principal out of the dining room and everyone barricades the doors![/COLOR] Dbzman: Now: BACK TO THE FOOD FIGHT! [COLOR=red]Grabs aload of sprouts and a spoon![/COLOR] Forte: YOU'RE GONNA EAT EM!? Dbzman: No... [COLOR=red]Starts flicking them off the spoon, sending them flying through the air at a tremendous speed![/COLOR] Dbzman: INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 -splat- Alright who threw the sprouts -rolls up sleeves and whipes face off- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 *pssst. I know it was DBZman. ;) shhhh.* Er....It was him! Geeko! Geeko threw the sprouts at you, Duo!!! R u gonna take it from him? :smirk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 OOHHH!!! Now its on!!! -grabs a hand full of mashed potatoes- I hope you are hungy!!! -tackles geeko and stuffs the potatoes in his face- EAT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 *Cringes as I witness the torture taking place.* Eeeewwww. That must be vile!!!:wigout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 -there ya go- -laughs- EWWW -flicks the rest at Kool- LAUHGS!!!:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 HEY!!!!!!!! :mad: You've made me pissed! Now you must eat this!!!!!!!!! *grabs the under cooked hotdog that had landed on the floor and throws it as Duo laughs and it goes straight into his mouth!* Duo- *gags* The only place they have a garbage can is in the kitchen w/ the lunch room ladies. *Duo goes over and looks for it, but the kitchen was so big he couldn't find it in time.* * Winds up puking on the nearest lady.* Lady: Hey!!! You get back here this instant you potty mouth!!!! *Duo runs back out into the lunch room barely missing the Peanut Butter and Toe Jam/Jelly sandwitches (wich was straight from the lunch ladies athlete feet.) with the lady on his heels. lady: I'll give you detention and Saturday School for two weeks for this!!!!!!! *Lady gets hit in the face with the sandwitch.* *all the kids run over and shove the rest of it in her mouth.* Me: Eeeewwwwwwww!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biida Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 As the food fight begins, Britty looks up from the book she is reading. Britty: *looks around* What? A food fight? *evil grin* She quickly picked up a handful of carrots, and chucked them at DBZman's head Britty: *laughter* *gets an apple thrown in her mouth* :eek: *takes out apple* *throws it at some kid* *again starts laughing* *but stops, before someone again throws junk into her mouth* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKnight Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 Ken: ****... *Ken gets hit by a rotton tomato* Ken: Aight... i'm pissed off..... too late to be sorry now i'll kick yo ***... *splat splat splat splat* Ken: '...............' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 *tosses food at people.* *the principal, staff, and faculty knock the door down.* principal: all of you students have Saturday School, Detention for 2 months, and I will phone all your parents! Get back to class!* *silence.* me: GET 'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *we grab ALL of the staff and faculty, tie them up, and sit them in the center of the main table.* *just as if all of He!! broke loose, everyone was throwing food at them and making them eat their own mess. Some of them even spitting on the food and shoving it down their face.* [QUOTE][I]quote of Forte's signature....[/I] [I]Revenge Is Only The Beginning....[/I][/QUOTE] You can say that again. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 -shoves the peanut butter and toe jam/jelly sandwich down the principals throat- -laughs un controlibly- -get hit with mily- Alright now someone is gonna die this is my good shirt!! -takes peas and shoots them at everybody, then squirts ketchup every where- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2001 Share Posted November 4, 2001 [COLOR=darkblue][SIZE=1][b] Heh Koolaid Revenge[i] is[/i] only the beginning.... * evil grin * ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Forte: Die all of you... FIRE !!!!! [i] Forte goes hyper again and launches lunches everywhere...[/i] Forte: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Britty: He is a crazy one... koolaid: * Duck * DBZman: - Splat - Eww.... Forte: Time for phase 1!!!!! [i] Forte hits a button and food pours on everyone [/i] Britty: Eww, a brilliant scientist.. Gone mad because of moldy cheese.... Forte: Feel My Wrath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [i] Forte pushes the second button and all of the air vents are blwoing out a really nasty nasty smell [/i] DBZman: Yumm whats that great smell?! Forte: Not extreme enough! [i] Forte cranks it to max, 10 people fall to the ground unconsicouses. [/i] Britty: Die eat Cheese!! [i] Britty launches the salad bar at Forte [/i] Britty: I have steriods! Forte: Uh Oh...[i] Forte pushes a button and explodes the salad bar into a giant stink bomb [/i] [/color][/size][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 MAN! This is getting uncontrolable!!!! :mrt: Oh well. Here comes the Limburger Cheese!!!!!!!!!!!! *Tosses the cheese into the center of the melee.* *Everyone scatters like ants from an ant bed. Even w/Forte's bad air conditioning vent, you could still smell the raunchy cheese over it.* *More people pass out.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonballzman Posted November 5, 2001 Author Share Posted November 5, 2001 Dbzman: EAAAAAAAAT THIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! [COLOR=red]Grabs a piece of paper and rolls it up, then gets aload of frozen peas![/COLOR] Dbzman: :devil: [COLOR=green]Starts firing rock hard peas at everyone!!![/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deedlit Posted November 5, 2001 Share Posted November 5, 2001 *Everyone runs from DBZman's peas.* *I grab the frying pan from the kitchen and use it as a sheild.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel--Ignition Posted November 6, 2001 Share Posted November 6, 2001 i walk in, sees the comotion and grabs some packs of salt and flings salt in everyones eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragonballzman Posted November 6, 2001 Author Share Posted November 6, 2001 Dbzman: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! [COLOR=red]Grabs a pie and stuffs it in Cloud Strife00s face![/COLOR] Dbzman: EAAAAAT! C S00: *Gack* *Cough* *Gaaah* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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