Charles Posted January 23, 2005 Posted January 23, 2005 What do you get when you combine a conversation with OtakuBoards' very own Laura: [center][img]http://www.sweethypocrisies.com/obpics/data/thumbnails/56/IMGP0571-800x600.jpg[/img][/center] [left]With a proven delicacy:[/left] [center][img]http://images.frecial.com/life/146/mac_and_cheese_small.jpg[/img][/center] [left]Why, a new poem of course![/left] My mouth is watering, my hunger is issuing its evening demand It will not excuse a light meal, nor a dish too bland Such a dilemma I face, that is my belly's harsh reprimand Against its will I cannot stand It beckons me to the finest meal of all the land Sometimes life's greatest luxuries are the ones so close at hand Exotic prices do not make exotic grand When my stomach rumbles there's only one dish that brings me to my knees Oh baby, there's nothing like your special mac and cheese Forget veal, caviar or even lamb I've even ended my love affair with cheese and ham There's only one meal that brings me unearthly delight Whether glazed in zesty chedder or American White Won't you join me over a bowl of Mac and Cheese tonight? Steamy and gooey, thick like syrupy honey There's no better value for your money God Bless you Mac and Cheese so golden and sunny A level of ecstacy there never was higher You make me warm all over; a mouthful is all I require To realize you're my special cuisine My one and only desire. --Dedicated to Japan86 For inspiring me to write about this quick fix
Japan Posted January 23, 2005 Posted January 23, 2005 [COLOR=Navy]This is really good when we only talked about this vaguely. Amazing! Well done! You are starting to make me hungry now, and I ate only a couple of hours ago. I must have mac 'n' cheese for lunch tomorrow! I love it! You write the best poems ever![/COLOR]
DeadSeraphim Posted January 23, 2005 Posted January 23, 2005 [COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]Why did I expect this to be rated E-S? XD Regardless of the fact that you've been typecast in my shallow consciousness, this is a very cool poem. I like the rhyming scheme you have going, and it reads [i]really[/i] well. It even made me hungry. ^_~[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Baron Samedi Posted January 23, 2005 Posted January 23, 2005 [size=1]What can I say? "ROFL" will have to do. Great work Charles... you take the most mundane...err, delightful of ideas, and do something both constructive and accurate with it. Mac and Cheese? Ooh, yes please![/size]
Pumpkin Posted January 23, 2005 Posted January 23, 2005 [size=1] ack I'm sooo hungry and you just made me crave mac and cheese. Seriously, I'm eating it right now. Yum. [/size]
The Vampire: Ed Posted January 23, 2005 Posted January 23, 2005 [COLOR=Red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Finally, a poem about mac and cheese. Everyone can now die happy. Leave it to you to think of a poem for macaroni and cheese. Heh, it's an awesome poem, good job. What's next? Maybe a poem about--crackers? Hmm? Just an idea.[/FONT][/COLOR] :D
Annie Posted January 23, 2005 Posted January 23, 2005 [color=darkslategray][size=1]Mmm..*suddenly has the craving for mac 'n' cheese* I hate when I get hungry (which always happens XD) and I go to look for something to eat..but there's only one thing that I crave late at night, and that is the blue box. But no matter how many times I look, there is no box. So thank you Charles and Japan_86, for whenever I crave mac and cheese, all I have to do is come to this thread, and be at ease. [/color][/size]
Charles Posted January 24, 2005 Author Posted January 24, 2005 I'm beginning to think that I should get into macaroni and cheese marketing. It's obvious that when my gossamer language is applied to tasty food, the public will be frothing at the mouth. My reasons for making this career decision are completely liberal, however--as money has no importance to me. I simply want to end this silly anti-carb paranoia.
lea Posted January 24, 2005 Posted January 24, 2005 [quote name='Charles']I'm beginning to think that I should get into macaroni and cheese marketing. It's obvious that when my gossamer language is applied to tasty food, the public will be frothing at the mouth. My reasons for making this career decision are completely liberal, however--as money has no importance to me. I simply want to end this silly anti-carb paranoia.[/quote] The public will be frothing at the mouth, eh? I'm sorry, but that doesnt sound very healthy, let alone hygenic XD Kidding, kidding. Sorta. I have to admit, this tall crazy white boy named Charles does have a way with words. =)
Mitch Posted January 27, 2005 Posted January 27, 2005 It brought a smile to me. It's just so Charles, as writing of Charles should be. Good job, old chap. You'd sell them like hot noodles.
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