Dumbest Insults & Names People Have Said to You

[Guest The Blue Jihad]

Hands-down, dumbest insult?

When people call me an *******.

Like I give two shits about what some douchebag retard thinks of me. haha. And it's not like they're telling me something I didn't already know. Plus, I'm proud to be an *******. The less I care about other people, the better.

[Sangome]

[quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]That's frikkin' hardcore. How the devil long does it take you to get dressed in the morning? :p
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[size=1]My hands have become desensitized to the pain. Sounds crazy, but it works!

Hmm, the KH debate. I'm stayin' outta this one. :o[/size]

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Paramount][size=1']My hands have become desensitized to the pain. Sounds crazy, but it works![/size][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Betcha it looks killer.

Oh, wait. That's a pun. :animesigh[/FONT]

[SunfallE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][quote name='Gunslinger'][COLOR="77656"]This **** will make DB LOL into a coma.

He's a fricken Kingdom Hearts DORK, and his signature. Christ he's hilarious. Look at his post in the Adventure square, timeless. No offense but god, hilarious![/COLOR][/QUOTE]This thread is suppose to be about dumbest insults and names people have said to [B]you[/B], not bashing other members. Prem, I expect the KH bashing or any other bashing to end as well. Lets get back to what this thread is suppose to be about here, which is [B]NOT how you insult others[/B]. Especially when it's other members of the boards and especially when what games they like to play or custom titles they like to use is irrelevant. [/FONT][/COLOR]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[quote name='Deus ex Machina'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Anyone think Youtard would be good for people who spend all their time watching stupid youtube vids?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

New comeback:

You mean like Project Awesomeness?:D (JK, the assassin thing was kinda funny.)

Anyway, I just remembered another one. My last name just happens to rhyme with Whore. Luckily, this was discovered once in my 8th grade year and never mentioned again. Last time I was insulted past that point (crude comments about my siter, they were) heads nearly rolled.

[Fyxe]

[size=1]"Let me see your wrists."

Me: "Sure, you got a fetish or something? That's hot."

I loved making fun of the people that used to think I cut, I sort of miss the conversations. :([/size]

[Hero of Zero]

[COLOR="SlateGray"]This thread makes me laugh.

I'm way to laid back to be insulted. Every time someone insults me I'm pretty sure they're kidding - and most of them are. There's a lot of fun to be had insulting and being insulted.

My favourite is the 'You are teh fats!' vein. There's just so many opportunities for hilarity. Ex: I has mantits. Me and my friends are playing tennis and some conceited ***** starts yelling at us for whatever reason, and about five minutes later I just yell "*****, you're just jealous because I have bigger tits than you!" Shut her up pretty good.

Yo momma, yo face, that's what she said, etc etc... dumb insults are awesome.[/COLOR]

[Gavin]

[SIZE="1"]Heh Peach-Head, I'd forgotten about that one James.

Anyway, "Your face" is probably the worst one I've heard, a buddy of mine in high school uses it on everyone for anything and it's become just a joke that you laugh at when he says it.[/SIZE]

[Rachmaninoff]

I never got insulted very often and I don't really remember any specific names, at least not directed at me anyway. About the worst I ever got was being considered a wuss for not liking sports and being more into classical music. Now I've been teased a lot, but that's not quite the same thing and being occasionally called a dork by Crystia doesn't really count since she's never meant it as an actual insult... Well, at least I don't think she ever has. lol

[Allamorph]

[quote name='Gavin][SIZE="1"']Anyway, "Your face" is probably the worst one I've heard, a buddy of mine in high school uses it on everyone for anything and it's become just a joke that you laugh at when he says it.[/SIZE][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]'Round here, that version kinda evolved into Bobby's Face, because it was. Truly, it was.[/FONT]