Behold! The Wonders of ENGLISH!

[Raiha]

[COLOR="DarkOrchid"][FONT="Times New Roman"]Today we take a closer look at the bastardization of the English language and the lovely words that it has spawned that sound dirty, racist, unacceptable socially etc, but in fact are harmless.

Your job is to find one, give a few synonyms, a definition, use it in a complete sentence, and then have a good laugh at your cleverness.

I pick [b]niggardly[/b].

Def: grudging: petty or reluctant in giving or spending; "a niggardly tip"
Syn: Stingy, miserly.

"Seeing her sadness he felt like the most [b]niggardly[/b] coward alive, having denied her access to his own feelings.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[The Spectacular Professor]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B]Masticate:[/B] To break down food by grinding it with your teeth. Chew.

"Many people [B]masticate[/B] up to 20 times a day."[/FONT]

[desertphoenix]

[FONT="Verdana"][COLOR="DarkRed"][COLOR="Black"]Wenis[/COLOR]: the area of rough skin on the elbow.

"My [COLOR="Black"]wenis[/COLOR] is clearly bigger than yours."
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[Allamorph]

[FONT=Arial]Let's use actual words, [COLOR="DarkRed"]desert[/COLOR], instead of middle-school juvenile slang.


[B]ejaculate[/B] ? [I]n.[/I] to utter suddenly or briefly; exclaim, cry. [I]"I have the solution!" he ejaculated, leaping from his seat.[/I][/FONT]

[desertphoenix]

[FONT="Verdana"][COLOR="DarkRed"]Fine, fine.

[COLOR="Black"]Uvula[/COLOR]: the hanging flap of flesh in the back of the mouth.

I wonder if anyone remembers where these lines came from.

"I think that's its [COLOR="Black"]uvula[/COLOR]".
"Oh, so it's a girl house"![/COLOR][/FONT]

[chibi-master]

[quote name='desertphoenix'][FONT="Verdana"][COLOR="DarkRed"]Fine, fine.

[COLOR="Black"]Uvula[/COLOR]: the hanging flap of flesh in the back of the mouth.

I wonder if anyone remembers where these lines came from.

"I think that's its [COLOR="Black"]uvula[/COLOR]".
"Oh, so it's a girl house"![/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE]

Monster House...

[visualkei]

[quote name='Aceburner'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][B]Masticate:[/B] To break down food by grinding it with your teeth. Chew.

"Many people [B]masticate[/B] up to 20 times a day."[/FONT][/QUOTE]

You took the word I was gonna use. =]. I remember when I was in 9th grade, the kids had a cow when they first heard the teacher use it.

erect - adj - upright, often referring to posture or position of some thing.

"He sat erect at his desk, ready to learn."