Anti Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 "in top headlines today at the prison...Ken dressed up as a mail man and approached Britty's office...pretending to have mail for her he handed her a package and upon opening it a cream pie flew out...Britty skillfully dodged it but unsuspecting to her it triggered another trap and pure cream flooded her office...when asked to commint Mrs Southgate responded "KENNN!!!!"...outside Britty's door a monkey made of crap was found...Ken's sign...when we tried to approach Ken on the subject wwe could not find him...though we recieved many pies in our faces...Travis was heard rustling through the walls...his rapid army following him...many wonder what he is scheming now as he has not been seen for many days..." "AHHH I GOT A POKEBALL ON ME!!!!" "Ken..Ken...it's still there...ahhh!!!!" "AHHHH!!!!!" "In other news many people have been seen shifting into anime charecters at random moments...and many have found that they have been signatered by their least favorite anime...what could be causing this horrifying disease...no one knows...ok Ken calm down...just pick up the ball and get rid of it" "...must resist tempation....can't resist....Capture Rapid Squirel!!" "squeake!!!" "thats my squirrel" "haha I captured a rapid squirrel!!!...Capture Travis" "OUCH MY HEAD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 *falls over laughing* OMG! LMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T BREATHE! *passes out from lack of oxygen* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 "In more news today...Hey whats going on...who are you?" "yeah what are you doing, how did you find us?....go rapid squirrel" "AWWWW" "mwhaha go my squirrel go!!" "THATS MY SQUIRREL YOU RAPID SQUIRREL CAPTURING THIEF!!!" "AWW AWW AWWW" "although it was a good idea Ken... "thanks...want a beer..." "sure" "thunk thunk thunk" [I][B]Excuse us while the network experiences crew diffuclties...and morun the loss of a rapid squirrel[/I][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 [color=red][B]*piano music*[/B] "Hello, my name is Skip-to-my-Lou...No, wait.....That's not 'ight......Oh, yes! My name is Neil... Today, I have some breaking news for yall, as both Ken and Travis are in the hospitial, recovering from E. Bola. Ummmm....Oh, cue card..." [b]Please wait will our loser staff gets the cue cards right...[/b] [b]Thank you[/b] "Right.....Well, today a young Illinoisian girl, by the name of Lily was arrested for robbing a candy store, using a peanut and a gummy worm to tickle the cashier into submission. Upon eating a pixie stick, the young girl suffered from an overdose of EHCS, or Energy Hyped Candy Stuff. Bouncing around, bonking people on the head with a squeeky hammer. With the police got there, they described the scene as 'Make it stop, make it stop! Please, make that noise stop!' Finally getting some ear-muffs, those wussy cops restrained Lily, cuffing her with doughnuts. But later reports say that the cops were found in their car, doughnut crums over the floor, and a red spot on thier heads the same size of the squeeky hammer. Friends of Lily say that she was a hyper child, always getting some more candy. One friend, who chose to stay annonymous, said this: 'She was always boucning.....hitting people with her hammer......Huh? Lily, get back in that bag! LILY! GIT IN THA BAG! WE HAVE REPORTERS OUT HERE! Ok...Where was I? Oh, yeah....She was always running around, screaming out names of candy, of the craziest things...' Upon hearing this, we heard a word, 'Blickerz', emitt from a bag behind out guest. Asking...'Uh.....Mr. Sia, what was that?' He responded....'Oh.....that was just..my.....um...fish....' We commented.. '............Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight........' Leaving quickly, setting up psychatic appointments, our camera crew left. We were lucky to get out aliv---" "HEY! IT'S THAT GUY THAT LOCKED US IN THE CLOSET!" "****! NOW, FELLAS....I wuz jus messin around.........." "GIT 'UM, TRAVIS!" "AH ****!" [b]Please wait while we deal with technical difficlties... [i]*elevator music plays, with a smally fishy swimming around in a tank*[/i][/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 heh. Shouldn't it be "rabid" squirrels not rapid squirrels? Unless you do mean rapid.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKnight Posted February 8, 2002 Author Share Posted February 8, 2002 [color=crimson]"Bwa.... Rapid Squirrels?" Ken said arching an eyebrow, Neil below them knocked out. ".... Rabid, Rapid. Same thing." "Bebbies.... Rapid Squirrels are different! BOOYAKA" ".... No they arent." "THE WALRUS SAYS SO!" [b]*shotgun blast*[/b] "Now, are my squirrels rabid or rapid?" "Rabid.... bwa..." "Good boy." "Is there any way to sow my arm back on?.... Bebbies... " "Nah. Fraid not. If you try you might loose something every man has, and every woman wants." "BWAAAAA??!!?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "I SAID IF YOU TRY!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ".... goddamn it....." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "SHUT UP OR I KILL THE WALRUSES!" "YOU DARE INSULT THE WALRUSES?" "I DARE INSULT THE WALRUSES!" "THEN YOU SHALL BE MURDERED RUTHLESSLY BY DEMONIZED TELETUBBIES!" "THEN RABID SQUIRRELS WILL HURT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" "YOU THREATEN MY GIRLFRIEND?! NOW MY SWEDISH BANANA BOOYAKA FIGHTERS WILL GRIND YOUR *** INTO A FINE MEAT BY PRODUCT!" "OH YEA THEN... THEN... I, TRAVIS WILL GO MEDEVIL ON YOUR BOOTAH!" "THEN I'LL GO GHETTO ON YOUR BOOTAH!" "GRRRR..." "Meoooowww... errrm... GRRRRR..." [b]Our Station Is Experiencing Temporary Rises in Anger and Stupidity. Please wait while we readjust the levels.[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raquel Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 :blulaugh: :rotflmao: :blah: ahe ahehe he he hahahahaaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamc2 Posted February 12, 2002 Share Posted February 12, 2002 lol, funny :toothy: when the next part? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 As soon as Ken or T types up something. Since Travis won't let me post...¬¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 Heh. Silly squirrels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssj babe Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 um... this is kinda stupid. but its so stupid that it is funny. heheh...heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lia Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj babe [/i] [B]um... this is kinda stupid. but its so stupid that it is funny. heheh...heh [/B][/QUOTE] how the hell did my sister get on!? O.O what computer are you on?! AHHH! I THOUGHT I LOCKED U UP IN THE DOWNSTAIRS CLOSET! AHHHHH!!!! SATAN RETURNS! erm.... *takes out a shotgun and shoot sister* bam.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssj babe Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i] [B] how the hell did my sister get on!? O.O what computer are you on?! AHHH! I THOUGHT I LOCKED U UP IN THE DOWNSTAIRS CLOSET! AHHHHH!!!! SATAN RETURNS! erm.... *takes out a shotgun and shoot sister* bam.... [/B][/QUOTE] *bullet misses her and hits the nearest wall* u missed me. ha ha ha ha...... wait... thats not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lia Posted February 13, 2002 Share Posted February 13, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj babe [/i] [B] *bullet misses her and hits the nearest wall* u missed me. ha ha ha ha...... wait... thats not funny [/B][/QUOTE] erm...back to the topic...er... *sits down with popcorn* comedy show! when does it start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti Posted February 14, 2002 Share Posted February 14, 2002 "KEEP IT DOWN IN FRONT ROW!!!" "...Ken?" "errr...ALL PRAISE THE WALRUS!!..." "......anyway in new today...OtakuBoards...our host that is allowing us to bring you this news...was upgraded to version 4...many new staff were made..." "MWHAHA....I AM A MOD!!!...PC/X BOX IS NOW A COMMUNIST and I AM COMRADE GENERAL!!!...FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!" "....unfortunatly one such new staff member was our very own anchor Kenneth Howell...." "ZE DARE INSULT THE COMRADE GENERAL!!!....FEEL THE WRATH OF MY MOD ROD!!!" "AHHHHH!!!......many of the new mods already have the change in their status going to their head...one who seems to be out paceing them all in enlarged egos is also our very own Kenneth Howell" "FOR ZE WALRUSES!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biida Posted February 15, 2002 Share Posted February 15, 2002 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Anti [/i] [B]"KEEP IT DOWN IN FRONT ROW!!!" "...Ken?" "errr...ALL PRAISE THE WALRUS!!..." "......anyway in new today...OtakuBoards...our host that is allowing us to bring you this news...was upgraded to version 4...many new staff were made..." "MWHAHA....I AM A MOD!!!...PC/X BOX IS NOW A COMMUNIST and I AM COMRADE GENERAL!!!...FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!" "....unfortunatly one such new staff member was our very own anchor Kenneth Howell...." "ZE DARE INSULT THE COMRADE GENERAL!!!....FEEL THE WRATH OF MY MOD ROD!!!" "AHHHHH!!!......many of the new mods already have the change in their status going to their head...one who seems to be out paceing them all in enlarged egos is also our very own Kenneth Howell" "FOR ZE WALRUSES!!!" [/B][/QUOTE] [COLOR=crimson]*falls over laughing her arse off* AHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!! :rotflmao: :laugh: :haha: *sits up* hehe I'm okay... I'm okay... *giggle* ^^ [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeathKnight Posted February 16, 2002 Author Share Posted February 16, 2002 [color=crimson]"*cough* Nope. No power has gone to my head" "*points* LOOK SPAM" "AHHHH DIE" [i]Zap zap zap zap.... [b]ZAPPPPPP[/b][/i] "Erm. Cough. Yes. No Power Going To My Head" "Lies" "SHH! Zip." "Look. You're wearing a suit with a tie." "Erm. So?" "So you look like a mob boss." "BECAUSE I AM ONE! THE WALRUS GANG" "..." "Cough yes well. moving on. It was reported today a new moderator named Russ, AKA 'ShadowGohan', was eating socks. Various socks and shoes from James, Me, and several other members of the 'Otaku Boards' Were reported missing." "so... no shoes no socks?" "Right Trav." "Ah. So that's the smell in here." "..... :shifty:....." "Thought something smelled pretty damn bad" ".... My feet do not smell." "They smell like the back end of a horse at high noon after a laxitive and lunch" "That was a real bad anaology but I get the point. Moving on. Cough, yes. The police have stated, 'It's havoc. Hundreds are dieing from the smell of bad feet. *Takes a wiff of the air around Ken without socks* CANT BREATH... NO... I HAVE A WIFE... CANT... DIE... NOW.....'" "Heh." "....... Shut up.... And in other news Locky, AKA 'Warlock' Built a statue to a turkey. DAMN THE TURKEY! IT IS STEALING THE POWER OF THE WALRUS! FOR ZE WALRUS! FOR MUTHER RUSSIA! THOSE CAPITALIST PIGZ WILL DIE A HORRIBILL DAETH!" "Spam." "*twitch*" "SPAM SPAM SPAM" "AHHHH STOP WITH THE EVIL WORD" "SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" "I'm melting.... melting.... MELTING... Melt... ing..." "Spamalicously Zestah." "...melt...ing...." [b]Pardon us while we attempt to lowers the levels of Communism, Stupidity, and Texanism in the News Room. Please Stand By For A Paid Advertisement By Viagra[/b][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 *head buldges from laughter* *head explodes,........regrows* Damnit! LOL!!!!!! TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! *passes out from lack-o-oxygen* Me'sa gona go type up new draft for T to see if me can post. AH! House just went BOOM! St00pid transformer.....¬¬ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Can I be reporter I see rabid squirles and like cream pie and have a gun! Your **** is so funny i can't belive I am readin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 [size=1][color=crimson] LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Keep it up![/size][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel--Ignition Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 My friend was over and I showed him, we laughed so hard you could hear it from outside my house!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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