G/S/B Master

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]I've seen accounts that clutter Otakuboards. So I suggest that the messege board auto-deletes the account in 30 Days. THe user will be notified via e-mail if they're not on for a week. They'll be counted as an active account when they sign back on. Then there's vacation mode. When you're going somewhere without computers, you can activate vacation mode. The person sets the time how long they'll be going away. And when that time ends and the week time has ended, the e-mail appears and you know the rest.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]This is just a revived form of the last caption game. All you have to do is to make the funniest caption for a picture. The one who posted up the picture chooses which one is the funniest. Then that person posts up the picture. The person has to pick the funniest caption in 1 week. The person has to put up a picture in 3 days. Here we go [img]http://www.theologyonline.com/photopost/data/500/1318meteorpope.jpg[/img] Incase no one knows what the heck the picture is. The pope got hit by a meteor.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]O.O Wow. This is really good, but don't add too much of a blur effect at the end. I saw the frames and it did look REALLY weird at the end. For everyone that has trouble seeing it, you have to copy/paste the link. Because if you click on the link, it'll redirect you to the thread.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]This is what I got from a forum about Tai Chi. 1. Go into a room where you will not be disturbed and there is relative quietness. 2. Relax and take in some deep breaths with the tip of your tongue pressed up on the roof of ur mouth... just behind teeth (breathe through nose). Also when breathing bring hands to about below bellybutton, facing upwards, when you breathe in lift your hands upwards, when you breather out turn your hands to face palm down and push downwards. All while being relaxed. Do this breathing for a while, you may begin to feel chi during this process. 3.stand with feet sholder width apart now and still relaxed, now bring your hands in front of you and hold them as if you are holding a basket ball in front of you. 4. if you can force some chi surges, if not don't worry. But try to let the chi flow from the dan tien (see of energy...located just below the belly button). 5. Start directing chi up through your body and down your arms to your hands. try to imagine as if the chi is like a balloon floating in the air and you are trying to push it gently through the air. 6. start concentrating on forming the chi into a ball. if it is working you will notice the chi, it probbaly wont be visible but you will feel something. most poeple describe it as if you are holding a north magnet against a north magnet. 7. now you have a ball of energy in your hands, enjoy. If you wish to see the replies to this thread go [URL=http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum9/HTML/001412.html]here[/URL]. I recommend going to the forum. Since it gets more into the "Chi" topic. Chi does exist. Just keep experimenting with the exercise above.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]You're a new member because you haven't posted 20 times. James has wiped all spammy post from past versions, so that most member's post count is down. Also some accounts got wiped from Otakuboards too.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]I've been back from the horrors of school. And I've come back to Otakuboard, only to see the Otaku Lounge crazier then ever. Anyways have you gotten AIM chain messeges like this:[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [QUOTE]A little girl named Chelsey Mcaun was killed in 1933, by a homicidal maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant. "Tomo sama te bilastat" those were the words spoken, and now you have read them... anyone who reads the chant will meet this small child. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling, as you sleep. she will suffocate you as she was suffocated.... unless you send this to at least 20 people before tommorow, so she will leave you be, for your kindness.. NO SEND BACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE] [COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]Oooh, I'm so scared. How is sending the messege to 20 people kind? Also, the small child must be fast as a cheetah and unlimited stamina. Because she geot a lot of people to choke XD. There's nothing to fear, except for whoever wrote the messege. Because they need to create more creative words like Ramoes or something. Post up your AIM chain messeges here, or talk about them.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [quote]"Tomo sama te bilastat"[/quote] [COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] YOU WILL DIE IN 7 DAYS, I mean, TOMORROW grrrr!!!!111!!!!one!!! Sounds like the curse is Japanese to me.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]Here's some tips. What does Izui/Izumi look like? Is she naked? Does she wear school girl clothes? Is she Asian or American? Is she a moron? Is she intelligent? What? what? Do not use u instead of you. IT'S NOT A CHAT ROOM! Spend some time on it. Don't just rush. The way you made Izui/Izumi making friends seems too fast. [quote]it was recess.she took out her bottle,her sketchbook,a few pencils and a few sandwiches,walked towards a corner and sat down.....she was sketching away so she didn't notice Mitsuki sneaking up on her. ''say.....that's pretty good......." ''huh,who are u?'' ''my name's Atsuko Mitsuki...and i'm in 8-A-'' ''oh,my name is Sohmuki Izumi and sadly...i'm in a different class...'' ''never mind.....hey,let's be friends!we can't be in the same class...but we CAN go recess together!'' ''okay!''[/quote] Huh? Let me play by play: WHERE THE HELL DID MISUKI COME FROM? Mitsuki should've been mentioned before this part. [quote]It was recess.she took out her bottle,her sketchbook,a few pencils and a few sandwiches,walked towards a corner and sat down.....she was sketching away so she didn't notice Mitsuki sneaking up on her.[/quote] Mitsuki seems to be a random person. I mean c'mon, she appeared out of NO WHERE LIKE AN ALIEN! [quote]''say.....that's pretty good......." ''huh,who are u?'' ''my name's Atsuko Mitsuki...and i'm in 8-A-'' ''oh,my name is Sohmuki Izumi and sadly...i'm in a different class...'' ''never mind.....hey,let's be friends!we can't be in the same class...but we CAN go recess together!'' ''okay!''[/quote] o.O;;;;. Lets be friends? Why? [quote]But only Koji,Izumi,Mitsuki,Kamico Miyuki,Yamaki Yume,Kakurai Kirachi,Kisaji and Kariko and Hitomi Yukio can see them.[/quote] Tell me, who the hell is Kamico, Yamaki, Kakurai, Kisaji, Kiriko, and Hitomi? Notice you put 2 ands in the same sentence? [quote]when they reached the other side of the portal,they realised that they are in another world..the Element World/E world....and worse still...THEY ARE FALLING!!!!!!!!!![/quote] WHAT THE HECK IS THE ELEMENT WORLD? In the begginning tell what the heck is the element world. So the reader will know, instead of saying " What the friggin **** has happened?" More pointers: Capitalization, correct grammar, and correct spelling (INCLUDING YOUR CHARACTERS NAMES!) is the way to go. PLus a little intro about the Element World, description of the charactrs you wrote, and use COMMON SENSE. You should do a intro chapter first before the element world post. So the reader is aquainted to your story. Good luck fellow author! Note: Sorry if I sound harsh, but Jesus, it's like reading a different language![/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]*enters introduction tape* Welcome to otakuboards. FEAR THE SHEEPS!!!! *ejects tape and puts in the corrected one* Hello welcome to Otakuboards, as you can see ALL INTRO POSTS WERE CLOSED. As well will this one. Good day. *turns off recorder* Like the tape said, it's sorta against the rules to make intro posts. There used to be an intro forum, but it was too spammy so James and company deleted the forum completely from existance. Welcome to Otakuboards. Read the rules, wash your hands, read the topic, post, repeat stop 2. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=century gothic]Funny. Just it looks like it's written by a 2nd grader. And actually do some thinking. First of all, CHANGE THE TITLE IF HE'S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD -_-. Meteor would also kill Sephiroth since he didn't "complete his mission". He doesn't have the black materia and yada yada yada. *insert monotone voice* Ha ha ha, I killed your story. Ha ha ha.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]Name: Johnny Ngyuen Age: 29 Gang: The Vendetta Gang (made up I know :)) City: San Andreas Biography: When he was growing up he always picked fights with everyone in school, especially with the kids 1, 2, or even 3 years older then him. Most battle he fought without ease. Some he lost and walked away with bruises and cracked bones. When he was 8 years old, his family was broke and he grew up in the streets. Since his parents were such gambling addicts. They lost all of their money from one drop of a dice. John grew up with the Orange Grove Gang until he was 26, during that time, he served as a great bartender and shooter. He was the top person for drive-bys and gang wars. Though he was considered a gangster when he was 14. Before that he just do whatever the gang told him to do (make cocktails, warm the toilet seats* ect. ect.) He left after he hit 26 years old to make the Vendetta Gang. John quickly recruited enough people from the Orange Grove Gang and as well from other gangs to even out the battleground. Johnny recruited all the taggers that he can and sent them to mark the territory of San Andreas' illusive gang. The taggers got a huge amount of land. At least 1/3 of San Andreas is part of their territory. In that very territory, they setted up a base in an abandend warehouse, where the planted many traps around it where only the gangsters of Vendetta can cross..... John didn't plan on warring the Orange Grove gang. But ever since they keep drive bying their territory, that leaved him no choice but to. John gathered up all the gangs he could possibly can to unleash on the opposing gang. Weaponry: 2 glocks and a hidden uzi (well he's a gang leader what'ya expect?) Car: The Rhino (a grey oddesey really) with bulletproof armor. You can see many bullet dents on the armor from various gangs. *= I need some humor in my bio. I mean c'mon, GTO/GTA isn't all serious right?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century gothic]:)...... Unless Kitty's character goes to the down route from Blackthorn-to-New Bark Town, it'll take a VERY long time for my character to get to Blackthorn. So I'm hoping for her to do that route instead of going the long way.... Or if she tells me that her character is in New bark town via PM, I can simply pick the 2 characters up and go up to goldenrod city for the final trainer. I never noticed that everyone that I picked is in the same region o.O[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]I like every story except "The Jesters." Don't get that one. I think I already heard Smoked Out.... It's pretty sad. Good short stories though lol.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] Legendary Leaguers: Name: Makiyu Zanmato Age: 17 Nick-name: Zan Pokemon: Slaking Hyper Beam Shadow Ball Earthquake Brick Break Rapidash Sunny Day Solarbeam Flamethrower Hypnosis Blastoise Mirror Coat Rest Yawn Surf Pidgeot Featherdance Toxic Aerial Ace Return Dragonite Dragon Dance Fly Earthquake Thunder Wave Gengar Will-o-wisp Thunderbolt Psychic HP Dark Note: if you dont' know the attacks, look up the Hoenn Pokemon attacks lol Appearance: See attachment. ^_^. the 2nd one is during the story when he changes style XD. He's with the purple/black hair. Bio: Makiyu was an underground kind of person. Not known by many, and leaves a poor life. When he started to become a pokemon trainer at a very young age, he was absolutely gifted. He used common sense and basic pokemon knowledge to make funky but effective pokemon moves. Then he started to travel the world. He successfully conquered each league and when he gotten to the Hoenn region, he fell in love. Makiyu spent most of his life training there. Most of his pokemon inherited Hoenn Pokemon moves and then he left for his home region. Though his Hoenn Region experience was great, he also liked the Kanto region. Thats where msot of his pokemon came from. THe Johto region was a quick experience because he just stopped and go.... After beating all three leagues, he went back to the Legendary League and became a Legendary Leaguer... Pupils/Comrades: I would like: Cassondra Verande James Thompson Nicole Williams To be my Pupil/Comrades :). Edit: I was wondering.... What are we traveling on? What are the towns? How long are the roads (is it short and easily fit in one post? Or long and has 3 parts that can only fit in 3 posts lol.) If there's a metropolis town in the "walkable" part of the RPG, thats when my character changes entirely. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]I would love to be Fan Art Mod. I'm always active everyday and I have pretty much nothing to do >_>. I enjoy the fan art thats coming through. I spend as much time as I can clicking through the arts that the users has contributed . Even though I don't send in fan art of my own (I would if I have some drawing abilities X.X), I was here since version 1 or 2 (4 years and 8 month in OB). If I was chosen for Fan Art Moderator, I will be on as much as I can possibly can around the Fan Art section and give it the fullest commitment. This addition will certainly be interesting.... [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]Funny: yes When did the laughing end?: 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds. It was funny when you put "MY WEIRD IMATATION OF MAXSONIC?S WEIRD IMATATION!" I stopped when you started the story..... I like to say to you this: WHAT THE FRIGGIN **** IS HAPPENING IN THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, what is it about and blah blah blah blah blah. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]THe little dude in the last pic's name is......(flips through SHonen Jump pages) Kororo the Koropokkur. And it's a she BTW (since she blushed at Morty when she saw him in the fight between Yoh and Horo-horo >_>) Panda pic: Great. But something is really bothering me when I saw the marks in the white parts of the panda... Great drawing notheless Link: Pretty good for someone who just started to draw Link. Kororo the Koropokkur: SOOO CUTE!!!! *ahem* I think this is the best pic out of this batch. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]The D?N?Angel character you drew is Dark I think. The pic looks AWESOME! THe other 2 pic of the girls are beautiful. But the 1st one it's shoulders are a bit off course... [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

I don't know how the registration goes now but here's my suggestion.... On one of the steps on registering on the message board, put the whole rules. Then at the end of the page put up a question about the rules. Or just put an oath that says "If you break 2 of the rules listed here, you're banned for so and so days or permanently". Some people like me can't help being a mod once in a while. It's too tempting. But please, don't try to stop it. I know you discourage it, but don't put an instant ban on it. [quote name='Lalaith Ril']Like Dagger said in the ol' days alot of the "oldies" were just pathetic spammers as well, but through patience they developed into a better poster.[/quote] I remember my very first post. [quote name='Silver Master 64/Me']LOL!!! Did you know that PIKACHU KILLER has no life like Thimoc LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!![/quote] Or something along the lines. Bleh.

I'm surpised this thread lasted 8 hours o.O;;;;. Welcome fellow n00b. Follow the rules and your ok.... I guess.

....OOOOK. Umm, it was funny alright. After 3 seconds -_-;;;;;. MaxSonic, DO NOT EVER copy Dragon Warrior's style. He can draw the funniness of random. You can't. Search a style of your own. Don't copy someone else's. Make your own characters. Make your own style. And please, no relations to Otakuboards (all robots against and with Otakuboards is copyrighted to Solo Tremaine who ownz the Otakuboards parody already -_-) One more thing. THe first thing I thought this would be is one of those "America's most funniest home videos" stories.....

[img]http://www.tokyopop.com/dbdocuments/4/7/8374.jpg[/img] Issue 1 of Psychic Academy Psychic Academy can be described in a few words. Funny, Action-packed, and CUTE! P.A. has blown me away and my favorite manga so far. The pictures are so smooth and clear. And the selection of characters are great. I'm gonna take this intro about P.A. from TokyoPop: Zerodaimu Kyupura Pa Azalraku Vairu Rua Darogu (a.k.a. Zero) once stopped the evil demon lord with his incredible psychic ability, and in the process saved the world from destruction and earned the honorable and highly imaginative title 'The Man Who Stopped the Evil Lord.' Now, he has accepted a position as a teacher at Psychic Academy, a school for gifted psychokinetic youngsters who have demonstrated incredible raw powers and want to learn how to hone their abilities. Among the student body is young Ai Shiomi, Zero's little brother, a somewhat meek boy who, despite parental prodding and his fraternal reputation, feels that his limited skills hardly justify his presence at the prestigious academy. However, everyone else is convinced that he, like his celebrated brother, is destined for greatness. A lot of pressure for a boy just entering adolescence! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ *SPOILER FOR ANYONE THAT DIDN'T READ THE MANGA* P.A. Discussion [spoiler] What do you think Faafa's connection with Ren? I think Ren has the "soul bond" with Faafa much like Ai with Mew. [/spoiler] THis is going to destroy everyone's vision of me: [spoiler] Who thinks that rabbit has more serious then the book intended. I mean that rabbit is sooo CUTE!!! But yet he served for Nobunaga (a warlord who kills a person even though he said he won't kill them o.O;;;;). Plus he knows tons about Aura...[/spoiler]

LOL, good luck for Hattori Hanzou. He's really tough to be as. SInce the lack of defense (and power of Himiko's Rune. OMG, the highest I got is 5 while other people's are 59!) Keiji Maeda is my FAVORITE character in the game. He's the Lu Bu of Samurai Warriors. Well Lu Bu is in the game (since I beaten him so easily with Keiji :)). He's my favorite because he easily has the highest base attack and my Keiji is virtually invincible. THe onyl thing that can stop him is enemy arrows. Which I can easily parry or dodge. Getting Sanada Yukimara's final weapon is SOOO EXTREMELY AGGRAVATING!!!!! Killing 1000 men in the first level is too hard to do. Heck, in Betrayal of Hounnouji, with Sanada, I only killed 533 soldiers and thats the place with the most soldiers in THE WHOLE GAME!!!!! So I resorted to cheating (chating as in exploiting a glitch. No gamesharks or Action Replays). ANd I got Yukimara's final weapon. And it was worth it too ^_^. If anyones going to beat the game with 2 players, the best team ability int he game is rally. Rally is important for both 1 and 2 players. As the effect is "INcrease the morale of the ally you're fighting with". If you and the 2nd player is fighting everywhere, the nearest general gets a morale boost and some, everyone's morale bar will be maxed and your opponent's will have an almost, if not, empty morale bar. It's a very good ability to have.

:O.... o.O;;;;;;; My god. You have to much time on your hands. But in topic, great job with these avatars... Some is worthy of a good hearty laugh..... Very good Adora. But you need more things on your hands.

o.O;;;;;;;;;; Did boo save james brown? because that was too random to understand.

LOL!!!! If only you drew the animation as well as your sig. It owuld be good. But it was funny nevertheless. It was very random like you said DW... Too random.