G/S/B Master

Sun Jian is HERE! Shakin his booteh! Chapter 4: Those Other Guys "So with the two battles Liu Bei had won, miraculously, him and his brothers decided to go find Liu Bei's old teacher, Lu Zhi." Lu Zhi: Yeah... remember me from the second chapter? I was the one talking with the hooker. "...Anyway, when Liu Bei came to Lu Zhi's camp, Lu Zhi was delighted to see him." Lu Zhi: Liu Bei! I am delighted to see you! Liu Bei: Aaaah, it has been a while. Lu Zhi: And here I thought you would amount to nothing... Liu Bei: Err... what? Lu Zhi: Well, let's face it... you had the worst grades in class... *Zhang Fei and Guan Yu laugh and point at Liu Bei.* Zhang Fei: Hahaha! He actually stayed in school! Ahahahaha! *The others stare at Zhang Fei.* Guan Yu: ...you know what? Zhang Fei: What? Guan Yu: If I didn't know any better... I would say you were actually retarded. Zhang Fei: ...believe it or not, but I get that all the time. *All stare at him again.* "Enough about the Oath Brothers... let's get some new faces. Huangfu Song and Lu Zhi made an attack on the Yellow Awesomeness. They ordered Liu Bei's men to set fire to the straw. So Liu Bei ordered Zhang Fei and Guan Yu to set fire to the straw. Then they did, the whole valley went up in flames... and Zhang Fei and Guan Yu went to a nearby river to put out the fire on their clothes. Sometime later, Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao were forced to retreat..." Zhang Liang: God dammit Bao! Zhang Bao: Sorry! That boy... he looked so... so... Zhang Liang: SHUT THE HELL UP! If you weren't my brother... Zhang Bao: Oh that is it, mom is so going to hear about this! ???: Stop there you two! Zhang Liang: See! Now they got us surrounded! Zhang Bao: You can't blame this all on me and my love of boys! Zhang Liang: You didn't suspect something when they had ten of them lined up in a row!? Did you not realize there was a whole army of soldiers behind them!? You don't call off an attack because you want to fulfill your sick pleasures you freak! Zhang Bao: ...I'm sorry ok!? Can we just go home now!? ???: You can't leave... I won't let you! Zhang Liang: ...can we leave now? Cao Cao: NO! So says... Cao Cao! Zhang Liang: ...how about now? Cao Cao: No! Zhang Bao: ...now? Cao Cao: Ok guys... look, I don't want to fight. I'm trying out this whole peaceful thing... In fact, I've tried myself to feel sick at the sight of blood. So ya know, could you make this easy? Zhang Liang: Hmmm... no fighting then, eh? Cao Cao: Nope. *Zhang Bao and Liang ride up to Cao Cao and kick him off his horse and ride away laughing.* Cao Cao: DAMMIT! THAT NEVER WORKS! Being a pacifist sucks a$s! *Xiahou Dun and Xiahou Yuan help Cao Cao up.* Xiahou Dun: Cousin Mengde, don't worry. I'm sure they won't get too far. *Xiahou Yuan motions for Cao Cao's army to go in the direction Zhang Bao and Liang were headed.* Xiahou Dun: In fact, I bet they'll be caught in no time! Cao Cao: Really? So... being a pacifist may be good after all! Xiahou Yuan: Of course, cousin Mengde! Zhang Liang: OH NO! NO... NO... AAAAAAAH! NOT THE SWORD NOT-THE-SWORD! THAT WAS MY NECK! GAAAH! Cao Cao: Hey... what was that noise? Xiahou Dun: Errrm... bird? Xiahou Yuan: Chipmunk? Cao Cao: ...are you sure? Zhang Bao: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PLEASE LET ME GO! STOP STABBING ME WITH YOUR SPEARS! ARRRRRGHABLLLLE! Xiahou Dun: Of course! *Cao Cao smiles while Xiahou Dun and Yuan smile back while the screams from the Zhang Brothers are heard.* "Meanwhile... elsewhere on the battlefields." Sun Jian: Alright men... I, Sun Jian, shall be leading the attack! As we know, the Yellow Awesomeness has us out numbered. But we have something they don't. Does anyone know what that would be? Soldier: Uh... skill? Sun Jian: Yes... but what else? Soldier2: Erm... intelligence? Sun Jian: Yeeees... but what do we have that they could never have? *Soldiers look around at eachother while shrugging.* Sun Jian: Isn't it obvious!? We have... *Sun Jian puts on some kickin' shades on takes out a boombox.* Sun Jian: Our groooooove! *Sun Jian puts on "Baby Got Back" and takes out his sword.* Sun Jian: My men! Go with the flow and kill the Yellow Awesomeness Rebels and destroy them with our hip moves! *The soldiers all cheer and go after the Yellow Awesomeness, along with Sun Jian.* Sun Jian: I like big butts and I cannot lie! *Sun Jian slices two enemies to the beat.* Sun Jian: You othah brothahs can't deny! *Sun Jian slices two more rebels down.* Sun Jian: Now shake it! Soldiers: Shake it! Sun Jian: Shake it! Soldiers: Shake it! Sun Jian: Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! *All the soldiers keep dancing and fighting to the beat. The numbers of the Yellow Awesomeness slowly decline.* Messenger: Zhao Hong! Sun Jian and his soldiers are killing our men! Zhao Hong: So? We have many reinforcements. Messenger: It's to Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back"! Zhao Hong: Bastard... dirty bastard... TO MOCK US IN SUCH A WAY! QUICKLY MEN! CHARGE THE ENEMY! I SHALL TAKE SUN JIAN'S HEAD MYSELF! *The rebels go after Sun Jian's men who keep beating them with their hip and down moves.* Zhao Hong: SUN JIAN! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL! Sun Jian: I accept your challenge! It shall be easy for the Groovestah of Jiang Dong! Zhao Hong: Grrr... you shall pay for mocking us with a one hit wonder! *The two charge at each other and Sun Jian draws his sword.* Sun Jian: LITTLE IN DA MIDDLE BUT YA GOT MUCH BACK! Zhao Hong: Wait... you think I have a fat a$s? You- *Sun Jian stabs Zhao Hong while he is flustered.* Sun Jian: VICTORY IS OURS! *The soldiers all cheer.* Sun Jian: ...NOW VICTORY GROOVE DOWN! *Sun Jian and the troops start dancing to the song.* "After the battles were all finished... Lu Zhi and Liu Bei met back up." Lu Zhi: Liu Bei... I have just heard that they are relieving me from command! Liu Bei: What? Why is that? Lu Zhi: Well... that eunuch Zuo Feng comes in actin' like he's all that and I was like "Yo eunuch, you betta get ta steppin' 'fore I put this foot in yo' a$s," and then Zuo Feng was all like "No you di'in't," and I was all "Yeah I di'id!" *The brothers stare at Lu Zhi.* Lu Zhi: ...*cough* Well to make it short... Dong Zhuo is coming in place of me... damned eunuchs. Guan Yu: Why would anyone want to become a eunuch anyway? Everyone hates them. Zhang Fei: Yeah... and they don't have any... *cough* ya know... Liu Bei: Ok... ok... so can you tell us something about this Dong Zhuo guy? Lu Zhi: Well... for starters, he's the fattest man you'll ever see. Zhang Fei: Ooooh, is he like the Pilsbury Doughboy!? Does he have the little sailor hat and everything? You know those cookies are to die for! *The others just stare.* Lu Zhi: No. Zhang Fei: Awwww... Lu Zhi: Well, we'll just say that Dong Zhuo is a fat maniacal bastard who will most likely overthrow the Han for his own rule and hold the emperor hostage. And the only chance he will have in his fight against the Han will be the monsterous Lu Bu and the uber smart Li Ru. Liu Bei: ...ummm overthrow the Han? Lu Zhi: Errr... I mean... he won't overthrow the Han and... YOU NEVER HEARD THAT! Guan Yu: No... I'm pretty sure we did. Zhang Fei: Heard what? Lu Zhi: ...would you believe me if I said I lied for the sake of saving a big spoiler? Liu Bei: ...I don't see why not. Lu Zhi: Alright! Speak a word of this and I will kill you all... Zhang Fei: A word of what? Lu Zhi: ...talk again and I'll kill you. Zhang Fei: Talk- ...sorry. Lu Zhi: Bye guys! ^.^ "And so Lu Zhi and the brothers said their goodbyes... and more of the men have emerged from the darkness to >probably< become key players in Romance of the Three Kingdoms. ...>probably

OK Chapter 3..... Chapter 3: Liu Bei's First Battle "So as the Oath Brothers took time to know each other... Zhang Jiao was busy recovering from the 3rd degree burns... and the impale wounds. Before the three oath brothers left the town, they each got a weapon made just for them. Guan Yu got Green-" Guan Yu: Blue! "Guan Yu got a Blue-" Guan Yu: Black! "...Guan Yu got a Black-" Guan Yu: Wait! Koei switches around the names of the weapon too much! The book, it's green. Dynasty Warriors, it's blue. And Kessen II, it's black. "...well Kessen II was messed up. I mean, look at it!" Guan Yu: Yeah... so can I have my own color? I want... The Aqua Marine Dragon halberd! "...I really hate my job. Anyway, Guan Yu got an Aqua Marine Dragon hal-" Guan Yu: No, wait, I have it! The Aqua Marine MOON Dragon Saber! ". . .Fu** this. I'm moving on to Liu Bei. Liu Bei got two matching swords-" Liu Bei: Wait a second... in Dynasty Warriors I use one! "Well yeah, but the book says-" Liu Bei: Yeah I know... so maybe we should even it out... make it one and a half swords! "...You must be joking." Liu Bei: Nope! I want to cut half that blade off... right down the middle! "...fine fine. Liu Bei had one and a half swords made for him. Zhang Fei's spear was made wrong though, but he doesn't seem to mind. He took the blacksmith for a few (actually... many) drinks and when they went back, the blacksmith was so intoxicated that he couldn't see straight. Finally, they left the town where they all met. They all said some goodbyes. Well, actually... only Zhang Fei did." Zhang Fei's Mom: Ok baby, I packed some sandwhiches for you and your friends and I packed all your clothes too. Zhang Fei: Thanks mommy! Zhang Fei's Mom: Now remember to brush your teeth twice a day! No cavities for you. Zhang Fei: Yes mom... Zhang Fei's Mom: And remember to take a shower every day. Wash behind your ears. Zhang Fei: Mom! I'm a grown man! Zhang Fei's Mom: No you aren't... you are still my little boy. Zhang Fei: *sigh* I love you mom... bye. *Zhang Fei's mom breaks into tears and runs away. The three brothers then walk off to begin their journey.* Guan Yu: *snickers* Zhang Fei: What? Liu Bei: *snickers also* Zhang Fei: What is it? Guan Yu: Nothing... mama's boy! AHAHAHAHAHA! *Liu Bei and Guan Yu laugh loudly while Zhang Fei hangs his head.* Zhang Fei: Yeah... well... at least I didn't have sex with each other! Ahaaa! Ahahahaha! Guan Yu: *cough* Erm... yes you did... we all did... Liu Bei: ...what did we say about mentioning that? Now we'll be in an awkward silence for the rest of the walk! Zhang Fei: Errr... sorry... *The three oath brothers then walked the rest of the way, in awkward silence.* "Finally, Liu Bei and the others go find Liu Yan, Liu Bei's uncle. They wished to work and fight for him." Liu Yan: Hello... do I know you three gentlemen? Liu Bei: Yes, I'm your nephew, Bei! Liu Yan: Bei... Bei... doesn't ring a bell. Thanks for stopping by. Now please exit yourselves, I have battles to lose. *sigh* Liu Bei: Uh... wait! Me and my friends are the greatest warriors in the land! We can beat these rebels with one swipe! Zhang Fei: ...can we kill things now? Liu Bei: Shut up... Liu Yan: ...Oooooh nephew! I remember you now! How much I love you my brother or sister's son... Now go off and kill them all. Zhang Fei: Alriiiight killing time! *Guan Yu smacks Zhang Fei upside the head and they all walk out onto the battle field.* Guan Yu: Brother... do you think that we should have asked your uncle for some troops? Liu Bei: Nonsense... they are a bunch of rebels! How many could there be? *Suddenly, a giant wave of soldiers comes over a hill.* Liu Bei: ...wow, did I call that wrong. Guan Yu: Erm... how would a tactical exit sound? Liu Bei: Wait... I am in the middle of thinking... Guan Yu: Lord! We need your approval, like now! They are right there! Liu Bei: I order you to shut the hell up and let me think! Guan Yu: ...they are almost here! Liu Bei: Hey... I don't think my uncle remembered me at all! Guan Yu: Of course he didn't! He just wanted us to come and fight blindly for him! Liu Bei: God dammit! I knew it! Stupid... stupid! Guan Yu: Might I suggest a swift retreat now!? Zhang Fei: Ha! Retreat like dogs with their tails between their legs! The Oath Brothers would never do such a thing! Right? Right?! *Zhang Fei turns around to see he's alone.* Zhang Fei: Awww... nut bunnies. Deng Mao: Ha! A lone soldier sent to defeat an entire hoard! I shall deal with you myself! *Zhang Fei squeals like a little girl and curls into a little ball with his spear sticking up.* Deng Mao: Die for the Yellow Awesomeness! *Deng Mao's horse then stops due to how horrible the name Yellow Awesomeness sounds and kicks Deng Mao off. Deng Mao flies through the air and lands on Zhang Fei's spear, impaled through the chest.* Rebel: *gasp* That... that man sucking his thumb and whining actually killed Deng Mao! Screw this! Let God kill our crops, burn our houses and rape and kill the women... and boys. *All the Yellow Awesomeness soldiers retreat, leaving none still there.* Zhang Fei: ...they... they are gone! Ha! I have defeated the rebels single handedly! Fear Zhang Fei! Ahahahahaha- *Chen Yuanzhi runs back and chucks a rock at Zhang Fei's head, knocking him out.* Chen Yuanzhi: Jerk! Deng Mao was my friend/companion/lover... I mean not lover! Damn! I wasn't supposed to come out of the closet! Now to kill- Wait... way of peace... damn! Now to hurt your friends! "Meanwhile with Liu Bei and Guan Yu..." Guan Yu: Do you think he'll be ok? Liu Bei: Who gives a damn! He's not our brother for real! Chen Yuanzhi: I shall errr... hurt you two real bad! Guan Yu: Shoot! He's coming after us! What should we do? Liu Bei: Well... you aren't my real brother either so... *Liu Bei kicks Guan Yu off his horse and keeps riding off. Guan Yu quickly gets up with his weapon and turns his head to the side with his eyes closed and swings his Aqua Marine Moon Dragon Saber around randomly.* Chen Yuanzhi: You think you can kill me with such an unorganized attack! DIE! Errr... GET HURT! *Guan Yu keeps swinging randomly, much faster now. Eventually, Chen Yuanzhi gets ready to swipe at him and gets chopped in half.* Guan Yu: Is... is he dead yet? Liu Bei: Erm... I think he's dead. *Liu Bei walks up with a stick and pokes the left half of Cheng Yuanzhi's corpse* Guan Yu: Oh... oh god... I feel... *Guan Yu runs away and vomits behind a tree.* "Meanwhile, later that day after their victory..." Liu Yan: Good job my men! You have defeated the Yellow Awesomeness! Liu Bei: ...do you even know my name? Liu Yan: ...sure I do... it's, erm... Great job with defeating the rebels! Liu Bei: Wait, you didn't ans- Liu Yan: What? You want to go into another battle... guards! Escort them to the battle field! Liu Bei: Hey... wait a second! *The guards shove Liu Bei and the others out of the room.* "Later on the battlefield, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei are outnumbered again. They cower on the top of a hill in a wheat field as the Yellow Awesomeness comes after them." Liu Bei: ... Guan Yu: ...well, this sucks. Zhang Fei: ...there is no way I'm killing all those guys. Liu Bei: ...I knew he didn't remember me. Guan Yu: Would you quit worrying about that! We are going to die! Liu Bei: They are too many for us! We can only beat them by surprising them! Zhang Fei: How would we go about doing that... Guan Yu: Hmmm... what if I used my awesome bow and arrow skills to hit that dam over there... maybe the whole thing will collapse and flood them all! Liu Bei: ...by one arrow? Guan Yu: ...well, yeah. Zhang Fei: That is the stupidest idea ever! ...But we have no other choice so let's go with it. Liu Bei: YA HEAR THAT YOU YELLOW AWESOMENESS LOSERS!? WE ARE GOING TO USE OUR ARROW SKILLS TO SHOOT THE DAM AND FLOOD YOU ALL! Rebel: ...well uh, why don't we just wait at the bottom here until we see if they are right... Rebel2: But if we stay down here at the bottom and they are right, wouldn't we be flooded? Rebel: ...no. Rebel2: ...well, that's good enough for me. Guan Yu: Ok... I must line this up perfectly... Liu Bei: Take your time... Zhang Fei: SHOOT IT ALREADY! *Guan Yu fires it just as Zhang Fei yells, making the shot horribly off target.* Guan Yu: Agh! You idiot! Zhang Fei: Well excuse me if I wanted to know if I was going to live or die much sooner. Liu Bei: ...do you know how much I hate you? *The arrow then hits a lit oil lamp on top of the dam. It gets stuck in it and causes it to fall to the ground. The whole wheat field is then set ablaze.* Liu Bei: ...how very lucky. Guan Yu: ...I did that? Zhang Fei: Whoohoo! Look at them get killed! FRY SUCKAHS! "And so, the first two battles Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei were in... they won... somehow... Could these victories be a sign of things to come? Most likely."

[COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] Got me name from my Pokemon reputation. G/S/B Master stands for, Gold/Silver/Blue master. If it chronology orger in initial it would've been B/S/G, but G/S/B sounds better XD. A more extended version would be Gold Version/Silver Version/ Blue Version Master, since I had unearthly knowledge of each version. If you were at the era of my messed up sentences, and you understood it, you would say that I was a Pokemon God. It would've been R/Y/B/G/S/Ru Master, but HELL no. Too long. I'm thinking of changing it to [strike]Shinmaru[/strike], but nah, I was thinking of changing to Makiyu, Zabuza, or MechaBeast. My 3 aliases in the world. Either that, or something else. Like Shinyu XD. Or [strike]Johnny Tremaine[/strike] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] [i]"What a beginner, he thought he can take me from person to person range?" thought Shinyu. [/i] Shinyu smirked, [i]"I'm gonna teach him a lesson...."[/i] Shinu ran after Kenji. After Kenji got off the phone, Shinyu aimed for Kenji's head and punched him in the right cheek, causing Kenji to spin around. Shinyu then took and grab hold of Kenji's Indian styled collar. Shinyu was 6'7, so Kenji was a smallfry compared to him. Shinyu held him up into the air and they were directly, face-to-face. "Look kid, if your going to kill someone, do it right." said Shinyu. Then he swung Kenji into the wall, back first, then Kenji landed on his face, groaning in pain. "Cause if ya don't, it's going to be VERRRY painful. And often, life-threatening for you." Shinyu walked away from the young assassin and looked up, there was 2 people on a building, a lady and a man. "Yo Shinyu, you know the guys who are up on roof that you're staring at?" said a voice from the earpiece. "Yea...." "Well, those are assassins that are trained to kill Damien, like you. And also the dude who you just threw to the wall." "You're kidding me right? That little twerp can't even sneak behind me" "Well, don't underestimate your opponents, they could gang up on ya and kill you." "I don't care, as long as they die by the blade of my katana." Then Shinyu carressed his sheath that was hidden behind his coat which was carrying his katana. ".......... Ooooh Kay, anyways, th guards of Damien has been released after the impact that dude made. I expect thatthey will kill that kid, Kenji, in seconds like vultures." "Good.. I'm gonna welcome the 2 people of that roof" Shinyu turned off his earpiece again and ran towards the building. Shinyu jumped and miraculously, Shinyu made it, by his hands. He was holding on the edge of the roof. Shinyu then climbed up and grabbed his 2 glocks. "Welcome to New Delhi :). Now drop the weapons and surrender." said Shinyu. He raised his glock at Sara and Shark. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] "Damn, if I stay out, I might as well be a walking raisin." mumbled Shinyu. Shinyu, with his black coat, red shirt, jeans, a hat, and a cool pair of shades, walked along the Indian street. Shinyu attracted a lot of attention due to his appearance, but that didn't stop the Asian assassin from stopping his objective. "Yo, Shinyu, I got a lock on Damien's location," said a mysterious voice. The sound was coming from the earpiece that Shinyu equipped before he set to India. "I already know his whereabouts, just tell me if there's any security there," whispered Shinyu as he walked towards a mansion. "Well, the only security I've nabbed from my system is a huge wall..... Thats all. I don't think he could put anything else in there since well, the heat of India could well burn a microchip in seconds. Unless that guy did some coating into the metal." "Heh, tell me about, my skin is wrinkling," said Shinyu "Anyways, talk to ya later, until I can find out more," replied the voice then a small static took over the earpiece. Shinyu turned it off and he stopped to marvel at the great wall. "My m4a1 can blast through the wall, but how thick is it? And how much commotion can it make? Better not risk it, besides, I might lose a lot of ammo....." Shinyu thought about and sat down next to the wall. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] I always though that DoA's main purpouse in this world is to attract the attention of horny teens (such as the volleyball game of it-_-) If there is chatting, every win I'll say, " I'm teh BIHATCH!!!!*insert stupid yet maniacle laugh*" Sciros, could you give us the link to the video BTW? I wanna see if they still have the slutty clothes on XD. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] Final Fantasy X. Final Fantasy X-2 was a let down. They butchered blitzball, the battles, and the storyline basically sucks. X is more in-depth, and easier for beginners since it's turn based action, not active time. I would love X-2 for thier Active time. But the time to use the commands such as items, slowed down the abttle, making it WORSE then the sluggish controls of 7. I'm sorry, but I'm impatient, and I'm not wasting 10 seconds on a battle waiting for a friggin Hi-Potion to kick in!!!!! X-2 is a LOT harder to complete. As you have to do all this vitually never ending missions o do something. The only thing "fun" about this game is Via Infinito. Troma is one heck of a being! X was harder. In a fun way. Blitzball was the best thing, and X-2 butchered it. X had Jecht Shot 1 and 2, and had the legendary Tidus as a player. You couldn't have Wakka as a player in X-2, but in X you could. Most of the table turner players aren't there. So blitzball should've been cutted off from X-2, but no, Square Enix had to make it "better" in better, meaning adding meaningless abilities and adding crappy players to take place of Tidus, Wakka ect. ect. X is the Final Fantasy I love. THere was no wait in commands, there was no frustrating moments when enemy's kill you, and you can play as MANY cahracters instead of 3, which was FF traditional of some sort. X revolutionized the Final Fantasy series. X-2 in my opinion ruined the Final Fantasy name. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic] I don't know which one to pick. I'm going to the movie tommorrow (short time span to choose) and I need a response before the day ends. Which is better? HellBoy or The Rock Walking Tall? With your decision, tell me why? [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Gray][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=1]I got an idea. Next time you're going to create an RPG, WORK ON IT BEFORE POSTING! Work for at least 3 weeks-2 monthes tops. It may be overkill, but thats how my RPGs got semi-successful (keyword: SEMI!), also, you don't have that uncompleted feeling to it ^_^. This is one fatal mistake that many first time RPGers make. So, if you want some other people's idea in, AIM them or PM them so you can converse privately before it's revealed..... Good luck! [/SIZE][/FONT] [/COLOR]

The whole first season of Yu-Gi-Oh!- Personally, no matter how much blood is in this, THIS SHOULD BE KNOWN! The Prince of Tennis- Hopefully, since so far that I've known, it's not bloody, and also, it's making it's appearance in manga form on May 10 in the US of A! Thats all I can think of.

[FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=1][COLOR=Gray]DAMN YOU DW! I was about to make my return to the Arena in my own RPG but this is too tempting to resist! :) Name: Shinyu Aranta Age: 23 Gender: Male Weapon: Katana, 2 glocks, and a m4a1 Who Hired You: Makiyu Mishima. A mysterious man who calls Shinyu for various missions for his unknown goal.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

Like I said about the story, IT'S A PARODY! The only editing I did is so that the F word can be reconized. Now here's chapter 2! Chapter 2: Oath Brothers Unite! "Meanwhile, the Han Emperor Liu Xie heard about the uprising of The Yellow Awesomeness, and was very worried." Liu Xie: I have heard about the uprising of the Yellow Awesomeness, and I am very worried. "So Liu Xie sent three Imperial Corps generals, Zhu Jun..." Zhu Jun: Yo. "Huangfu Song..." Huangfu Song: How's it goin'?! "and Lu Zhi." Lu Zhi: Meet me in room 14... I'll have the money... Oh, and don't forget to bring those toys... SH!T! YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT! ".............anyway, the Regent Marshal, He Jin was always in control." He Jin: Yeah... that's right. I PWN you bihatches! PWN YOU! "...I hate my job. Anywho, the hero of our story-" ZhangJunyi: No no no... he dies remember? How can he be the hero? "Well I just assumed-" ZhangJunyi: No, you don't assume, you listen to me... WHORE! "...fine, nevertheless, the guy who isn't the hero, but will be focused on for this entire story, Liu Bei, has found out about the call of arms and felt sad that he wasn't serving his emperor in his time of need." Liu Bei: I feel sad that I am not serving my emperor in his time of need. ???: Stop crying you baby! Liu Bei: ...I'm not a baby! ???: Oh yeah? *The mysterious man kicks Liu Bei in the package. Liu Bei falls to his knees with tears running down his eyes.* Zhang Fei: I am the bully 'round here, baby. I'm Zhang Fei, style name, Yide. Hehehe... that rhymed. I'm clever. Liu Bei: I see... *Liu Bei stands up and gives Zhang Fei a titty twister. Fei starts crying instantly.* Zhang Fei: Ow ow ow ow! Titty twister! Ow! Liu Bei: Ha! Who is the baby now!? Zhang Fei: I see you are a brave man coming after me like this. What is your name? Liu Bei: My name is Liu Bei, conqueror of evil! Doer of good! Feared by a- Zhang Fei: Yeah, I just wanted your name. Liu Bei: Sorry... I just sort of got into it... Zhang Fei: Yeah yeah, it happens to the best of us. *Awkward pause.* Liu Bei: *cough* Yeah, so... I was sad because I wanted to defeat the bandits, and I can't without troops. Zhang Fei: Hey, what a coincidence! I wanted to KILL THINGS as well... KILL THEM good. Liu Bei: ...alrighty, but how could we get more people to join us? Zhang Fei: Well, I have resources to recruit people in this area. Liu Bei: Oh? Zhang Fei: Yeah. *Zhang Fei walks over to some peasant and starts speaking with him, then smacks him across the face and drags him by his neck back to Liu Bei.* Zhang Fei: I got a new volunteer! Peasant: Please don't hurt me... I have a wife and kids! And those Zhang Brothers scare me and- Zhang Fei: QUIET WEAKLING! *Zhang Fei kicks the peasant in the face while the peasant starts weeping.* Liu Bei: ...super! Welcome to Xuande's band of merry men! Zhang Fei: ...merry men? Liu Bei: Yeah, is there something wrong with it? Zhang Fei: Well, when you say merry, one would think... Liu Bei: Oh noooo... nooo... I'm not like that, but I just thought... Zhang Fei: No, it's ok. But how about we just say Xuande's men? Liu Bei: ...it sounds good, but then it's like I own you and you and you perform certain sexual tasks for... Zhang Fei: Errr... let's work on the name some other time. Liu Bei: Agreed. ...Wanna get a drink? Zhang Fei: Come Liu Bei... I will get us free drinks at the local bar. *Zhang Fei walks into a bar with Liu Bei and goes to the bartender.* Zhang Fei: DRINK! NOW! KILL! Bartender: ...are you going to let me live? Zhang Fei: DRINK! NOW! KILL! Bartender: Please, I don't want to die! Zhang Fei: SHUT UP! DRINK! NOW! KILL! *Bartender gives Zhang Fei and Liu Bei a drink while whimpering.* Bartender: That'll be- *Zhang Fei punches the bartender in the face while taking a drink of beer.* ???: Hey! Don't hurt that random person! Zhang Fei: ...why? ???: ...well I never thought of that, but I'm just getting used to this whole being a good guy thing. Zhang Fei: Oh? ???: Yeah, the whole redeeming crap isn't what it used to be. See, I killed this one guy- Zhang Fei: Yo, Liu Bei! This guy killed someone! Let him join pleeeeease! Liu Bei: *hick* Hehehehe... killing is good! Kill that elephant in the corner... it's hitting that Panda with an oversized mallet! Hehehehe! *hick* Zhang Fei: ...alrighty, join us you very large man who kills things! Guan Yu: My surname is Guan. My given name is Yu; my style, Changsheng, which I changed to Yunchang because it didn't really fit. I mean, Guan Changsheng... Guan Yunchang. Guan Chengsheng is lame. Zhang Fei: Yeah... Changsheng sucks! Guan Yu: Are you insulting my style? Zhang Fei: ...you said Yunchang was your style? Guan Yu: BI***! I'LL KILL YOU! Zhang Fei: Woah! You are a very large man who could kill me by stepping down on my... not... big... ness... DON'T HURT ME! Guan Yu: Seeing you cry is enough! Baby! Zhang Fei: Yeah... well... *Zhang Fei kicks him in the package* Guan Yu: OUCHKABIBBLES! Zhang Fei: Hahahaha! Who's crying now!? Guan Yu: Cheap blow! Now you're done! Liu Bei: Hey... *hick* Hey fellahs... let's not fight... fighting sucks! Fighting is t3h su>

[COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]Devil May Cry 1 and 2 are your best bet PS2: Buy Dynasty Warriors 4 and Xtreme Legends (or wait till Empires comes out) Or Champions of Norath if you have the Network Adapter, that way you can get the maximum pleasure of beating the crap out of the monsers :). Also Final Fantasy 10. Not X-2, unless you can be happy with active time turns. Also Final Fantasy 11 if you can pay for the monthly charge. DBZ Budokai 1 and 2 is good fighting simulator. ALso Soul Calibur 2. Or Tony Hawk Proskater XBox: NINJA GAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!!one!one. Or Soul Calibur 2. Or Tony Hawk ProSkater GameCube: [strike]Tony Hawk ProSkater[/strike]. Buy Sonic HEROS 2 and SOUL CALIBUR 2!!!!! Thats all I can say XD. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1][FONT=Century Gothic]After the first sentence, I gave up on the LoTR books. IT'S SO BORING AND SO EYE STRAINING TO SEE THE TEXT!!!!!!!!!! LoTR, thankfully, did not break the record of the most grammy/awards won in a movie. I think Titanic had the most(w00t!) I'm thinking about going to rent some LoTR movies in he future (NOT!). [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[FONT=Century Gothic][COLOR=Gray][SIZE=1]I was thinking about commiting suicide (surprised?). But, whenever I thought of humiliation, my emotions get the best of me and tears came trickling down my cheeks. Humiliation is the last thing I wnated and if I did have that happened to me, suicide would be my only choice..... I wanted to kill myself in some situation. BUt I thought about it first and resisted the temptation. There's so much to do, especially if you're at my age. So much to live up to, and so much to live for. Suicide is almost an everyday thing that I think about. I wonder why..... [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

If I mean ADULT MATERIAL I do MEAN ADULT MATERIAL! If you guys want some more chapters, then it'll get to Adult material SLOWLY. Well not really, since we're only using that kind of material in jokes ^_^. This story is created by ZhangJunyi, an author that made this story. And I'm going to share it to to you! Remember, I did not make this story. If it's good, then I might supply more chapters. If not, well screw that XD. This is kept in it's original format. I like to put in one more thing. IT'S A FRIGGIN PARODY OF THE THREE KINGDOM ERA! :). Now thats settle, Lets begin ^____^;;;;; Chapter 1: Yellow Awesomeness Rebellion The Rise of the Yellow Awesomeness "War was beginning in China... a rebellion was the start of the story of the war between three kingdoms." Zhang Jiao: We shall start a rebellion to begin the story of the three kingdoms! Yeah! "The Yellow Turbans-" Zhang Jiao: Scarves! "The Yellow Scarves-" Zhang Jiao: Wait! I liked Turbans better. "...The Yellow Turbans-" Zhang Jiao: No... Scarves definitely sound better. "...The Yellow Scarves-" Zhang Jiao: You know what... why don't we just choose something else? I mean, who uses scarves? How about... Yellow Awesomeness! "...Erm, sure. The Yellow Awesomeness started a rebellion. Their leader, Zhang Jue-" Zhang Jiao: Wait! Why am I called Zhang Jue? "It's your name, dumbass." Zhang Jiao: No no no... the people at Koei called me Zhang Jiao. People may get confused if they hear me referred to as Zhang Jue. "...Like the DW4 n00bs?" Zhang Jiao: Exactly! "...Fine. Anyway, the Yellow Awesomeness leader, Zhang Jiao, along with his brothers started getting many followers to join them." Zhang Jiao: Everyone! You can leave your drab lives and join the Yellow Awesomeness rebellion! Peasants: ...Who cares? Our lives are good enough. Zhang Jiao: ...No they aren't! If you don't join us then, errr... God will ruin your crops... and... and burn down your houses and... errr... rape and kill your wives! Zhang Bao: And children! *Zhang Jiao and Liang stare at Zhang Bao* Zhang Bao: ...Just the boys. *Zhang Jiao and Liang keep staring* Peasants: No he won't! Stupid wannabe mystic bastard... God wouldn't do any of those things! Zhang Jiao: You shall regret this! Come my brothers! "So that night, their crops were burnt and their wives were raped and killed... so were the boys." Peasants: Zhang Jiao! We apologize for not believing in you, oh mystic one! We shall join your rebellion! Zhang Jiao: Excellent! Welcome to the Yellow- Zhang Bao: Bring the boys too! We'll have a party! Zhang Jiao: Ok, brother Bao... just no, alright? Zhang Bao: ...But I have Elton John's best hits. Zhang Jiao: We know, we know... Peasants: Will we get to see magic though!? We wanna see magic! Zhang Jiao: ...Wasn't it enough that we- *Zhang Liang whispers something into Zhang Jiao's ear* Zhang Jiao: I mean, that God did all those horrible deeds? Peasants: But... if you really were followers of God, couldn't you do magic? Zhang Jiao: You dare deny that we are truly mystic followers of god!? Peasants: ...Yeah. Zhang Jiao: ...Errr, well, come back tonight. The Zhang brothers shall show you the power of our maaaaaagic! Peasants: w00t! Magic! Yeeeeeah! *The peasants disperse and the Zhang brothers huddle.* Zhang Liang: ...You do know we can't do any magic, right? Zhang Bao: I could show the boys my magic... in bed. Zhang Jiao: ...Quit talking brother, please. To be honost, you weird me and Liang out. We only brought you with us because mom said to. Zhang Bao: ...Is that true? Zhang Liang: Well yeah... What did you expect? You are a little *cough* odd... to say the least. Zhang Bao: Do you guys know how much that hurts? Zhang Jiao: Ok ok, look... can we just start thinking of an idea? Zhang Bao: ...Does it involve the molestation of small boys? Zhang Jiao: ...Who wants to vote out Zhang Bao? Aye! Zhang Liang: Aye! Zhang Bao: ...Nay? Zhang Jiao: Oop, two against one. You may apply to be the next Zhang brother at a later date. Good bye. Zhang Bao: ...I'm telling mom! *Zhang Bao runs away crying while Jiao and Liang discuss.* "Later that night..." Zhang Jiao: Now... are you sure that everything is going to work? Zhang Liang: Of course. These simpletons won't suspect a thing! Zhang Jiao: Excellent... *Zhang Jiao steps out from the curtains to the audience of peasants cheering.* Zhang Jiao: My people! We have got some treat for you... I will float in the air. *Gasps and awes from the audience.* Zhang Jiao: While spraying fire from my mouth! Audience: Ooooooh! Zhang Jiao: Over a pit of spikes! Audience: WE LOVE YOU ZHANG JIAO! Zhang Jiao: Now watch in awe! ...WATCH IN AWE! ...WATCH IN F**KING AWE! Zhang Liang: Sorry! Errr... chirp! *Zhang Jiao takes a swig of alcohol as Zhang Liang starts to use a fishing rod and fishing lines to pull up Zhang Jiao from the top of the stage. Slowly, a pit of spikes is revealed below them. The audience gasps and awes. Suddenly, Zhang Bao comes to the top of the stage.* Zhang Bao: Brother Liang... I came to say I was sorry. Zhang Liang: Err... this isn't a good time! Zhang Bao: No... I was thinking, maybe some of my obsessions are a little odd. Maybe I could try to tone them down a little. Zhang Liang: That's... nice... Zhang Jiao is heavy... Help me pull him up! Zhang Bao: Please brother... My therapist told me that hugs help all relationships. Zhang Liang: DON'T YOU DARE! Zhang Bao: Brother! Don't deny our brotherly love! *Zhang Jiao covers his mouth and takes a lighter to it. It catches on his beard and seconds later, his whole body goes up in flames.* Zhang Jiao: AAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Zhang Bao hugs Zhang Liang and he drops the fishing rod so Zhang Jiao falls onto the spikes, not moving.* Zhang Liang: OH MY GOD! YOU FLAMING IDIOT! Zhang Bao: What? WHAT!? *Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao look over from the top seeing a motionless ball of fire impaled on the spikes. The audience stares with their mouths dropped at the happenings.* Zhang Liang: ...Aaah. Ta da? *The audience starts to cheer and gives them a standing ovation. Zhang Liang and Bao look at each other in surprise and then go down to get medical help for their brother.* "That is how the Yellow Awesomeness got their followers. Somehow Zhang Jiao lived... don't ask because the author doesn't even know either. And the story of Three Kingdoms has started."

1) Mick foley vs Randy Orton Mick. Foley has skills and obviously is going to win since the evolution is BANNED from ringside :). 2) Edge vs Kane Edge. DO you think He'll lose so early in his return? 3) Chris Jericho vs. Christian & Trish Stratus I'm Hoping that Chris will win. 4) Triple H vs Shawn Micheals vs Chris Benoit in a triple threat match for the World heavyweight championship. Chris or HHH. It's hard to figure out since well, HHH has a HIGH chance of winning and he has kept that title all to himself for a VERY long time. Chris is my favorite for this match though. 5)Lita vs. Victoria for the Womans Championship Lita! But it's gona be tough 6) Shelton Benjamin vs Ric Flair Shelton. RAW is aiming for a push for him and, SHELTON WILL NOT LOSE TO AN OLD MAN! 7) Tajiri vs Coach Tajiri of course. The coach is NOT A FIGHTER.

Can someone make a Tupac Shakur Avatar/Banner please? Somewhere in the banner put, "Legends never die". Then at the bottom left corner, put Tupac Shakur in cursive. Thanks! Avatar: Put G/S/B somewhere. If you have time, you can make an avatar for my mO! Size is about the size of my Paine Avatar in the attachments. Here's images of Tupac. If you want to use a different image thats fine.

[quote name='chibifriend250']Dagger1X1, if it's that much f a problem.....sorry then. if u don't want me to triple post, just ask. i'm new to forums, and i barley joined, so if thats a problem, then i didn't know. :confused: and r u the boss or something? (same thing with queen asuka)[/quote] Moment to be out of topic: You're lucky Solo isn't here as this is the difference between Dagger and Solo. Dagger IX1: Careful with those double-posts, there. Just use the 'Edit' button next time ^_^ -Member goes off happy, having learnt from their mistake. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Solo: I AM THE LAW! *thwack* -Member flies off into the distance and is never seen again. :). And yes that was taken from his mO XD. I like to add one more thing. If you're new, IT'S NO EXCUSE TO NOT FOLOW THE RULES!!! You should've read them XD. Edit: Never mind, he's here :). In the Topic: Hmmm, I would say in Shaman King. Horo Horo was eating with his "enemies" when his sister came along and caught him with a fisherman net. Then drag his wailing carcus out of the Asakura Residence XD. Not only that moment was crazy, it shown her crazy his SISTER is.

My budget as a boy *turns on ditsy mode*: About 50 bucks a year on my hair XD. I have light brown highlights with my dark black soooooo yeah. Also the shampoos and haircut, all those things. Old Navy is my main place for my clothes. I go for a denim look. I spend 100 bucks PER YEAR on clothes. Unlike any of you guys XD. My main outfit is blue denim jacket with a red or white shirt. ALso the blue pants! If I don't have a jacket avalible, a red hooded sweatshirt will do :). Like so comfortable :P.

Artemis Fowl is great series. I've read the original, Arctic Adventure, and the Eternity Code. But the original is always the best. Eternity Code is my least favorite in the series. It lost its spark, its originality. But EC is better then the 2nd book of Harry Potter at least LOL. I started reading last year (4th grade). It's very good. I recommend EVERYONE to read at least the 1st book.

I don't have Microdoft word. I use [url]www.spellonline.com[/url]. It's the same system as Mnemolth's spellcheck. The bad thing is, I don't remember to use it much XD. Anyways, I just need a grammar check. And it's all fine and dandy.

[b]SNES[/b] - Chessmaster. I must've gotten wrinkles from waiting for the damn computer to make the first friggin move!!!!!! [b]Playstation[/b] - Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories. ****, man, 999,999 for a Kuriboh? Sorry.... [b]N64[/b] - Hmmm, I would say, Banjo Kazooie. I havem't played much N64 games, and this doesn't suck at all! [b]PS2[/b] - Final Fantasy 10-2. Blood Level.... Rissssing..... Anyways, I hated when they replaced the turn based battle sequence to an active time. You have to think on your feet, WHICH I HATE!!!! You don't even know when the opponent will hit. Which really broken my master stratagy that let me beat FFX. [b]X-Box[/b] - None [b]Gamecube[/b] - Bloody Roar 4. I haven't played much GB games, but this sucks compared to all the games I played (PokeColloseum, Tony Hawk Underground, Sonic Heroes ect. ect.) I could do a 50+ combo in less then 10 seconds. Which sucks the fun out of it. Plus the horrible beast transformation XD. [b]PC[/b] - None [b]Game Boy[/b] - Jurrasic Park. Oh god, the horror. This is the worst game ever! Followed by World Bowling and Tetris. Shoot Dinos and Collect eggs. Thats all. [b]GBA[/b] - Well none....

This is the saddest book I've ever read. I've only gotten 45 pages into the book and I'm already disturbed. [spoiler]Can't believe that ***** put the kid's arm into the stove![/spoiler] This book is a true story (the kid is the author of the book!). The book is about the most severe case of child abuse in California (which isn't even close of describing what he has to put up through). His mother is emotionally unstable and a violent alcoholic. Thus causing her to yell at her kids and put them through torturous "games" that could kill them. So far, I've only read that the author got into games. At first look: From what I heard, I thought the book would get really saddening in the begginning. But it surprised me. [spoiler]The book's begginning is the book's end -_-[/spoiler] So I thought, "Hm, there's something wrong with that begginning." Then my sister (who is far into the story) told me thats the end and the story after that is how it all began. I read further and it was really....... scary. [spoiler] The 2nd chapter was really happy. It was about the good times in his young life. I was really envious about his family actually :P. Then I got to chapter 3, the loving, caring mother turned into a senseless, torturing *****! The kid (Dave Pelzer) started off as punishment in the corner. As his mother drank more booze and turning more of a slob, she started the "mirror treatment". Which was banging and rubbing Dave's head to a mirror and making him stay put with his head smashed into the mirror until she came back. After that, the mom pulled his arm out of the socket (I think she did because there was a pop sound when she was battering it), and his face was covered with bruises. The arm recovered but it gotten worse.... Near the end of chapter 3, the mother led Dave to the kitchen where she planned to burn him to death. Dave's arm was the only thing that gotten burnt. He wasted his mother's time chasing around the house until Dave's friend came in. The mom acts nice around other people, so Dave didn't get his WHOLE body burnt.[/spoiler] It's sad and really disturbing, but it is really addictive to read. I'm going to get the book after my sis finishes it.

Don't give up. You should submit it to Otakuboards for a rating, but continue the story on your spare time. Like in the summer or Sundays. You've gone too far into your sstory to give up now.