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I'm reading Arabian Nights right now, it's one of those I've always wanted to read. It's quite good, I highly recommend it if you can find it at your local library. -Ad

I don't really think we'll know if Bin Laden ever dies or not. If anyone has read 1984 by George Orwell, he might turn into a "Big Brother" sort of figure. For all we know he could have died already and the Taliban have just been saying he's still alive to give people a face to rally under. Shrug, -Adam

The answer to your question is very simple. :mrt: [SIZE=4]I PITY THE FOOL THAT MESS WITH ME[/SIZE] :mrt: Honestly though, fate tends to pay people back for their wrongdoings, just don't sink to their level and give a smile when you see them get their justice. -Ad

[/QUOTE]Poetry.com wants to publish me in The Best Poems and Poets of 2001,but i need to enter another poem and dunno which one.... [QUOTE] Don't fall for that scam bro:), it was publicized that they'll take anyone who pays them... I almost fell for it too:). -Ad

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ice Dragon v2 [/i] [B]and i have a pop ad killer and ad blocker :D :D :D [/B][/QUOTE] Come on dude, all this costs me a ton of money, at least let me make some of it back...:blush: -Adam

Then you're on our new server! Enjoy! -Adam theOtaku.com

Last night I logged onto my AIM screen name like I always do. Only this time, something - whatever it was - was slightly different: My warning level was 100%. "Wait a minute" I thought, "Who could have warned me? I haven't been online all day..." Then I find out someone had actually HACKED my AIM name and had gone on causing a ruckus. Now, by 'hacked' I mean he found out my insanely easy to find out password which I've since changed. So he really didn't hack it, a 3 year old banging on the keyboard could have probably figured out that password. Anyway, this 'hacking genius' (as I'm going to call him now) goes on to my AIM account and what does he do? Well... he IMs people saying meanie words to them! Brilliant! I mean he could have EASILY gone on my AOL account, read all my email, gotten passwords, and pretty much destroyed anything and everything he could think of. But he instead chose to do something infinitely more intelligent, saying 'yo mamma' jokes to random people who knew it wasn't me anyway. The hacking university should give this kid an honorary PHd!!! What a prodigy among prodigies! Maybe he should work for the government! "Dr. Colonel President General Genius Hacker" they'd call him! Him: I HAVE HACKED THE COMPUTER Them: Oh no! He's hacked my computer! He can find out everything about our organization now, he can cause World War 3, he can destroy our government! Him: I WILL WRITE THEM MEANIE WORDS!!!! I asked Masterfork to comment on this heinous crime, After a long pause, he responded, "WHAT IDIOT, EVEN I SMARTER -- AND I PROBABLY CLEANER TOO HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH". -Adam

:devil: :devil: :devil: [SIZE=4]MY SECRETS ARE RUINED[/SIZE] :flaming:

Give it a day, it takes a while to cancel a campaign:). Best, -Ad

Today I confronted my ad network about running those gigantic, obnoxious lottery ad pop-ups. The battle was a great one, and I think I walked away the victor. I emailed this letter to them: To Whom It May Concern, [B]GET THOSE @#%#@%@#%@#% LOTTERY POP UP @#%@#%@# THINGS OFF OF MY @#%#%@#% SITE OR ELSE IM GONNA GIVE YOU A BEAT DOWN IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING>111111. ROFLMAO. NO BODY ON MY SITE LIKES INTERNET LOTTERY TICKETS. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. @#%#@%@#%@#%. GET RID OF THESE POP UPS BEFORE I POST YOUR EMAIL AND YOULL GET FLAMED AND HACKED AND SPAMMED BY MY MEMBERS WHO ARE MASTERS AT FLAMING AND HACKING AND SPAMMING (BELIEVE ME I KNOW ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO). Love, -Adam theOtaku.com OtakuBoards.com [/B] Within 5 minutes (yes 5 minutes) I got a reply that showed that I had succesfully intimidated him and that my visitors would no longer be bogged down with this stupid lotto pop-up: Dear Adam, Noted. Regards, -Paul [B]WE WIN AGAIN[/B] Best, -Ad

I'm happy we have so many great poets here:). I'm a huge fan of poetry myself. Maybe one day PoetryOtaku.com:)? Heh, Keep em coming! -Ad

My host and I have been running into problems lately so I apologize for the current slowness we've been experiencing:(. Hopefully I'll work out a plausible solution for this. -Ad :( :( :( :( :( :(

I've donated all theOtaku's default ad space to public service ads. Everyone should do their part to help the world:). -Adam theOtaku.com OtakuBoards.com

I'm watching the WTC (or the smoke that replaced it) right now out my window. It's so close to home it's scary. I'm fine though, don't worry about me, there's a lot of people that are much worst off because of today:(. Hopefully masterfork is OK as well, though I'm not sure exactly where he lives. -Adam theOtaku.com

Well yesterday we met like we were supposed to. We were waiting for one another in the local Software, Etc. I got there a little early and was waiting, waiting... All I knew about what he looked like was 1) he was Russian and 2) he had on an America Eagle T-shirt. I waited a bit, then suddenly, exploding through the doorway came a hugely ripped guy that looked maybe 6-7 feet tall. He was dripping from head to toe in an oozing substance of sorts. "Please don't be masterfork" I kept repeating to myself. When he extended his dripping hands to me to say 'hi', I sighed and extended my own. "What's with the goo?" I asked him. He replied in a thick Russian accent "IT TO SCARE BABIES". I sighed again. We then drew our attention to the local video game system (a PS2) playing some biking game. There was an 11-year old kid on a wheelchair struggling to handle its controls. "This game looks alright, how about we play it after the tike's done?" I suggested. Within moments, masterfork lifted the 12-year old (wheelchair and all) off of the floor and rolled him out the door. "ME WANT PLAY" he roured. At this point the guy at the counter made us leave. I kept shaking my head. "I need to buy some stamps" I then said. So we went off to a place that sold stamps. Unfortunately the machine ripped me off about $10 (I put in a $20 and it didn't give me enough change back). I went to the front desk to complain and the guard sympathized with me and was reaching into his pocket to give me a refund when... "GIVE ADAM BACK MONEY NOW OR I BEAT YOU WITH PINKY AND EAT YOUR BABIES. HE IS FROM THEOBWAKU.COM, HE IS IMPORTANT PERSON." The guard then made us leave. I didn't get my refund. After that I suggested that we go eat. He readily agreed. "I'll pay for your food" I offered. He happily shook his head in an excited fashion. Well... We get to the cafeteria and I buy a small wrap with a drink and a salad. I go to pay for it when I see masterfork lumbering toward me with not one, but three trays stacked with various food items. He must have had like six meals there! "Dude, there's no way I can afford all that". Like a hurt child, he gave me a little puppy dog face, put the food down, then retreated to a corner to (presumably) shed some tears. He eventually recovered and we sat down. "Did you bring the GB Advance with your games?" I asked. "NO, BUT I BRING THIS". He then reached into his backpack and pulled out a portable TV and placed it right on top of the cafeteria table. He then took out a (I'm not kidding) Dreamcast system and set it up right there. EVERYONE was staring at us. He then took out a CD wallet filled with Russian DC bootlegs. "Cool", I said, "What games do you have?" He responded, "THEY ALL ONE GAME. THEY ALL SONIC. I HAVE FIFTY COPIES OF SONIC. SONIC YUM YUM." He then put in the disk and sat staring at the intro movie. He didn't play, just kept watching the intro... THIS MY FAVORITE PART! He'd yell on occasion. I didn't stay around, I got the hell out of there right when he started licking the scream, "SONIC YUM YUM". The moral of the story is, people are a lot different in person than online:). -Adam theOtaku.com OtakuBoards.com

Tomorrow around 3 PM, Masterfork and I will be meeting for the first time in real life. The meeting will be taking place in downtown NYC. Why? Because we both live there! We'll keep you updated on what happend. ;) -Ad theOtaku.com

I saw the movie Ghost World today. It was deliciously good. I highly recommend it - very symbolic and humorous. It's not a big budget movie though, so maybe it's not playing at your big box office cinema.. -Ad

Ladies and gentlemen, the Internet has been set up once again for me and I am back. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: -Adam theOtaku.com

Sunday, August 26th:(. -Adam

Cookies and cream for me. :tasty: -Ad theOtaku.com OtakuBoards.com

Ok, to use a pokeball, it's just ball. :ball:. Good stuff, -Adam theOtaku.com

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To all those that were complaining (and rightfully so) about our crappy smiley selection, I've added a bunch more for your enjoyment:). Oh, and I got rid of that horrible constipated-looking smiley. -Adam theOtaku.com

Seeing the new Zelda game footage, I just got a sudden idea. Imagine this fully cartoon-like cel-shading technique to be used in a GameCube pokemon game. It'll be like a playable version of he television show. I think it'd work great. -Adam theOtaku.com