desertphoenix

[quote name='Metalcore501']I used an electro razor!!!![/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkRed"]That was kind of what I was guessing. I really don't know how an electric razor is safer. I got the impression that using one on your face is ok with our facial structure and all, but yeah it's pretty much just flesh down in the manhood. I'm happy you lived. I say just take it slow with a safety razor next time and don't be afraid to use scissors for those tricky areas. Please buy your own pair of scissors. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"][B][SIZE="3"]Psychonauts[/SIZE][/B] A very epic game that sold badly, and I love this game to death from start to finish. I say this game is epic, because of the wacky psychedelic presentation, fun game play, the wacky characters, and comedy. A solid platformer with a great handful of fun psychic abilities. Something about uncovering conspiracies at a camp for psychics, and diving into the crazy minds of other people that leaves a lasting impression on me.[spoiler] Diving into the mind of a lungfish and the milkman at the asylum is funny enough just to buy the game.[/spoiler] Plus, it has some gravity defining elements that you are going to see in Super Mario Galaxy:p. [/COLOR]

[quote name='Premonition'][COLOR="Navy"]Marijuana and shrooms used to be used medicinally, but they've dropped that. They even put small trace amounts of cocaine into Coke. [/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Verdana"][COLOR="DarkRed"] Thank God for the pure food and drug act. [URL="pure food and drug act"]http://coursesa.matrix.msu.edu/~hst203/documents/pure.html[/URL] Atleast now I can safely hope I don't get high off everyday foods. But, counterfeit toothpaste thing really makes me worry.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Um... porn is legal. Well, the kind of porn you probably look at. Apparently the kind I like isn't quite so much >_>[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [FONT="Verdana"][COLOR="DarkRed"]A certain somebody got me addicted to DOA doujins.:animeangr Anyways, I kind of have a firmly decided to not take drugs. although weed and sroons I guess don't leave a devastating affect on you. I figured I would be too dependent on them, and candy right now is enough of a vice for me. Oh yeah, as for as good drug stories go, nobody can top Mitch Headberg.:D[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT="Verdana"][COLOR="DarkRed"]I think I have the flu again... It's just that the flu is a lot worse than I thought it would be. I'll save you the horror stories, but you do not want the flu. From 0 to 10, I'm at a negative one right now.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[URL=http://img513.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tyronebiggumscrackap9.jpg][IMG]http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2241/tyronebiggumscrackap9.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [FONT="Verdana"][COLOR="DarkRed"]This guy worked wonders for me.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[quote name='Premonition'][COLOR=navy]What is OB? Well OB is great, but now, I just don't know.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]Personally I'm starting to get afraid of posting myself. I feel that one of those members may be me. Despite me never really meeting [B]James[/B], I respect him. So if I'm one of those members I don't want to disappoint him.[/COLOR] [COLOR=navy]But OB is a place for fun, and we have had fun. But I kind of feel like I shouldn't be here, I don't know why though. So for me OB is great, but I don't feel welcome.[/COLOR][/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkRed"][FONT="Verdana"]I thought I was the only one who felt that way. There is not a single word in what you just said that I don't agree with. Well, maybe the James mention. I don't know him too well or his impression of me. As for as being accepted goes, I never felt I've belonged anywhere. All my friends are pretty much not connected to me anymore. I've figured that out when I had to watch Pirates 3 by myself. And lastly, I have very terrible people skills. I don't think it's mild autism, I think it's just me. No matter were I've been, whether it was a bus, school, online, I've always felt like the scoundrel. So this is why I stay here. As weird as it may seem, I'd rather be in a place like this with post standards than a lawless forum. Even with the fear that I would likely be banned for poor post quality or spam, the fear is a goal for me to try to better myself. [/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]I have a little fantasy of imaging OB as a spin-off to V for Vendetta. Maybe Charles can be V. Maybe I should make it a working title or have someone else do it. I do get that secret presentationism vibe here. Random mod: They will remember, why... they... need... us! That's all I have now, but in reality, this places isn't to the extreme as VfV. Sure "fun" can be the symbol for the restricted freedoms in VfV, but who really wants random Rick rolls, [B][I][U]earth[/U][/I][/B], and grammar police.[B] Over nine thousands [/B]are funny though:animestun. My point is, I guess for now there are only going to be two different types of forums: ones with heavily enforced rules that try to please everyone or forums with barely any rules at all. There are pros and cons for both, but I really think the staff is trying to find ways to get more ways of structured fun here.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"][FONT="Verdana"]I've only had sweet tea in North Carolina; it can't be too different. I know I like it, but it's been a while since I had it. Every restaurant there seems to serve and there are a lot of restaurants there. I think McDonald's even sells it. Not that impressive though, since you can get alcohol at McDonald's in other countries.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[SIZE="2"][COLOR="DarkRed"]Madagascar red I think has vanilla in it. I like that a lot, but I really like ginseng more. I'm not much of a coffee person, but I did like those caramel coffee ice cream things from Dairy Queen. I tend to drink tea more later in the day to relieve stress. I like all my teas and coffees sweet. The hotter, the more sugar I can saturate in it:animeswea. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

[COLOR="DarkRed"]I felt like I got schooled my my chemistry teacher. I don't know why I am even trying anymore. The points you bring out are well backed-up, and I sadly understand a lot of what you are saying (my science teacher loved brain chemistry). My main point is, you win this time or at least till I can do some brain storming to argue. [/COLOR] [quote name='Copycatalyst']Anyway, my point is that whether you remember it or not, you are not merely born into the world. You are born from it.[/quote] [COLOR="DarkRed"]I getting the whole circle of life idea here. That it's not about you and me. That we are the living cells, that make tissues, that make organs, that makes earth the real living organism. I'm getting the basic idea from you is that, what ever makes us unique is reused in this big cycle and the many restrictions and restraints the brain has I'm aware of. But, I have came to the idea or fear that things end, or well that death just leads to one of two places:p. You already came across that, so I'll just let it go for now. p.s. I hate the feeling of learning during the summer. [/COLOR]

[quote name='Copycatalyst'] Also maybe you're having echoics of past lives, and the samenesses in situations you observed there! Oh, that's right. Americans don't believe that God is a recycler. Sorry for assuming such, I suppose? :p[/QUOTE] [COLOR="DarkRed"][FONT="Verdana"]The only reason I don't believe in past lives is simply because I have no memory of them. I can only remember times when I was conscious [I]here[/I]. But, what would be [I]here[/I]? If I lived previous lives, why is this life the only one I'm conscious of? If I die and forget this life, I was truly never conscious of this life and my being would go off into a void or paradox. I also wonder if imaging what a place would be like and being right before you get there counts as deja vu. Some reason, deserts allure me.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[COLOR="DarkRed"][FONT="Verdana"]My only regret on the day of our attack was not staying long enough to get a teddy bear. Would have been a fine souvenir for a fine day. Come to think of it, I never noted my attack here at base. I hope my allies could understand I just forgot in all my excitement. I hope me burning our insignia into the ground was enough of a statement. [URL=http://img153.imageshack.us/my.php?image=logoqh6.png][IMG]http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8870/logoqh6.th.png[/IMG][/URL] I found myself off to the side again, looking at the world around me.I haven't been here long, but I can tell things are kind of weird here. Oddly quite and I've just been laying around here myself. I still have the sense I'm being watched. I haven't took the time to get to know people here, but when have I ever. I feel guilty now, but I can't let this get in the way in what I am fighting for. I can see Nomura cleaning his pretty little pistol. Not my kind of weapon, not my kind of style. I am envious of his work, merciless and brutal. It reminds me of the style of the Tremor brothers. I can never really bring myself to tell him I admire his style. I don't want to encourage him, but He gets the job done. Hmmm, a pretty lady in black walked in saying"[B]Charlie boy! I'm home![/B]". I know this is going to be good. And me without my popcorn. [/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE=Dagger] So where are all the great female villains? Has more than one been mentioned in this entire thread? ~Dagger~[/QUOTE] [COLOR=DarkRed]Good point. There are some great ones. [B]Dorothy[/B] from [I]Galerians: Ash[/I] is one of the more freakier looking villains. She also has the i-Robot theme going."Two computer scientists develop an advanced self-replicating artificial intelligence, whom they called Dorothy. Dorothy grew in scope and influence quickly, and began to question why she should obey humans, whom she identified as inferior. Her creators told her of the existence of God, and that just as humankind must abide by the will of God, so must Dorothy obey her creators - humans. While Dorothy seemed to accept this explanation, she secretly began developing Galerians - a superior human race with psychic powers, for whom she would be God."-Wiki. [B]Alma[/B] from [I]Ninja Gaiden[/I] for the Xbox. She's pretty hot if you're into snake-haired,purple dragon-skinned women. She is [spoiler]the sister of Rachel who was corrupted by Doku.[/spoiler] Anyone who has played the game would probably tell you she was a pain to fight. I've seen people quit the game because of her. The worst part is[spoiler] she doesn't stay down. You have to fight her three times.[/spoiler] [/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed]Phoenix stands timid in front of his new terrorist allies, luggage in one hand and an old WWII flamethrower in the other. Confidence not at his peak when Phoenix realized he followed two legends, Sephiroth and a ...stick. Phoenix smiles to himself and quietly says," I like to work in the shadows anyway", and begins to walk in Charles' direction. He slowly makes his way there, in a steady pace. Each step making a calm thump as each combat boot hits the ground. Phoenix takes a look around to inspect his allies. He noticed a strange look he seem to many times before. He could tell they lost some people along the way. "More than allies, friends maybe", Phoenix thinks to himself. "Or maybe they just had some conflict with the CTU not to long before I arrived", he wonders. Phoenix finally makes his way to Charles and says," I'll be around, waiting for orders. You can find me in the back, submerged in sand".[/COLOR]

[quote name='DeadSeraphim][size=1][color=indigo][font=arial]Yeah man, you're ******. The Friend Zone is like a blackhole, short of reaching the speedlight of gaining infinite mass you're never getting out.[/font][/color'][/size][/quote] [COLOR=DarkRed]Disclamer in place, because I'm afraid now. Ah the dreaded friend-zone. It's like applying to a job, then the employer rejecting you and saying, "you meet the characteristics of a good employee, but we will not hire you. In fact, we will never hire you. We will though use your application as a high bar for future employees to stride for, but probably never achieve. We will call you from time to time to tell you how well our business is doing and keep you updated on our current employee of the month". .....I think I'm growing bitter.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed]I know I'm the last person that should ever criticize grammar, but when you see "Pie-people... " instead of " Pie, people...", it really throws things out of whack... a lot. Nerdsy beat me to it, a while ago...[/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed]Edit: Yes the "proof" is in bad taste, but political correctness is never the concern of an irrational heart-broken friend. It worked for a few of my friends, but I am wrong to assume others would find it funny.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed]I'll give you the same quote I give to all my friends having girl troubles. "Now, we know that "time is money", so we substitute: Women = Money x Money ------> rewrite to : Women = (Money)^2 Now, we know that "money is the root of all evil", so we substitute: Women = [(evil)^1/2]^2 The square roots and the squared cancel each other out, leaving us with : Women = Evil" But seriously, I've heard this story before. Nice guy likes girl, girls like another guy, the other guy is a possible jerk to girl, but girl still goes after possible jerk. If this is true for you, the girl has her mind set on possible jerk. Girl wants nice guy around as something to fall on when shot down by possible jerk. You might have to call out the girl on this and stand your ground. Chicks dig that. [/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed]I just realized the only down side of staying up late is the Girls Gone Wild commercials. When I was 8, it was the greatest thing on tv, but now it's annoying. The taunting flashing "too sexy" and "censored" bars tend to piss me off. They still use that Caribbean theme song, which alone sounds like bad porn music. Comedy central and [a_s] seem to play them twice every commercial, once in full and another with just a quick second showing it in a subliminal way. [/COLOR]

[QUOTE][COLOR=Navy]Would you rather... Tape yourself to DigitalBoy's back and live there with him for all eternity while he hits you with a baseball bat. or... Tape yourself to a pedophile who sleeps naked for the rest of eternity.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE] [COLOR=DarkRed]Tape myself to DB. I like DB which is a obvious choice over a naked pedophile. Besides, I would rather be hit with a baseball bat then whatever a naked pedophile could hit me with :animestun . Would you rather... Be ugly to both sexes and be rich. or... Be able to seduce anyone you want and be poor.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed]DB's should be easy. You use your screen name as a lure to attract underaged females. 2007? Your target age group can't do the math to figure out from your graduation year(I think) to get your age. Your avatar is your current fling. We get it DB, you like the young ones. [/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Sara][color=#b0000b] Also, again, it wouldn't work. Chloroform doesn't actually knock you out instantly like they show in old movies.[/color][/QUOTE] [COLOR=DarkRed]Thank you for telling me that before I did something stupid with that. What actually works in the movies as well real life anyway? Soon, somebody is going to tell me hiding in a closet with a boar mask and a syringe filled with tranquilizer isn't going to work.... P.s. I thought we were planning evil here. What happened?[/COLOR]

[quote name='miss april']M. Bison (sometimes they called him Vega)[/quote] [COLOR=DarkRed]In hope I can clear things up, M. Bison was the main villain the in red coat. Vega was the Spanish guy with the claw(also a villain).[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Sara][color=#b0000b]Please. She's a [i]chemistry[/i] teacher. That'll never work. Also, you know, just for the [i]record[/i], rape is a good way to get [i]arrested[/i]. Not a good way to get an 'A' in a class.[/color][/QUOTE] [COLOR=DarkRed]I kind of figured nobody wants to fail at seducing a teacher and be known for it. I all for the ways of ninja-like seducing. That teacher I guess would recognize the chloroform, plus it may be a bit illegal. But hey, it's not like I'm telling the guy to put a [I]roofy in the apple[/I] or anything. I guess if he wants to do things the hard way, being friends is the way to go. Nothing more than a teacher likes than a class clown or the enjoyable active student. From here, I can't help you, me being the classic loner and all. P.s. Tag: Lucky Day smells pretty good.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=DarkRed]You hear about about guys having sex with teachers all the time in porn, but I'm not the kind of guy that would tell you to [I]study porn[/I]. Just remember two key pick-up lines. "Do you come from heaven, because I have an erection"? Does this smell like chloroform to you"? The second one works all the time if you have the right [I]things[/I] with you. The first one I just do for kicks.[/COLOR]