Shinobi

[center][b]**:: Dream ::**[/b][/center] [i]McD lifted his head to see the small boy sitting beside him in the all so familiar pick-up truck. He took his eyes off the road and touched the boy's shoulder, he gave a small, shy, smile. As McD's eyes gased back to the road, he felt something dig deep into his skin! He sharply turned and pulled his hand away. The small boy was a half Shade and half human. He was so groteque McD phisically vomitted, with blood and sick spraying the car he turned around once mopre, to find the small boy/shade morphed into the shade that attacked the pick-up truck. Huge claws lashed into his face ripping out his eyes...[/i] [center][b]**:: Dream ::**[/b][/center] [i]McD jumps to conciousness, his whole body covered in sweat. The feeling that is running through him is like a sonic boom. It feels like his whole body has just imploded. He gazes out the window, to see the 3 corpses laying there. The Driver's arm is being chewed on by a cayote as the rest are decomposing from the help of maggots and flies. McD shudders, then searches the turck for some kind of clue of were he was going and what this is all about. He checked under the seats, in the back. Finaly he opened the glove compartment. A small map was folded up, weathered and old. As McD took a gander at it, there was a route and building higlighted. On the back of the sheet was a Code and Password: Code: 077334433 Pass: Alpha 737 McD knew what he must do, he figured that they must have been helping these people. There was another body in the back, not knowing if it was alive our dead, he sped off down the road.[/i]

Wow...Beautiful! I knew it was Shaun...*glares at Zeh* DAMN! YOU! I would have got a hug! >_

To be honest, i am for war [b]this time.[/b] Of coarse no one wants war, but in this case i do, it was obvious that he still had weapons and wasn't going to give him up, and I think France are making a mistake, i mean, what's the point in giveing him more time...just to nuke some poor country in 10 years time, or less! So yeah, I am for [b]this[/b] war.

Hey thanks C-Money LOL! Yeah, but thanks alot ^_^ that really helped, and i think it actually would work much better like that...Thanks again.

[i]McD sat with a disgusted look apon his face. Blood had already soaked his clothing, these people were dying?and fast! McD was getting more and more agitated as the moans and whimper became louder, and more pain filled than the last few minutes. He constantly kept looking in the rear mirror to see if anything was approaching...or following. McD sat with his eyes fixed on the road as a drop of sweat rolled down his face, the driver was sitting in complete silence, he told him that it will all be told once they arrive at "The Base". McD had a small glance down and noticed a young boy, only about 10 awaking from his unconscious dream or was it a nightmare? The boy was startled as he found himself to be in the car with a man staring down apon him. He grabbed McD's arm, twisting the sleeve whimpering as he said:[/i] Boy: Where's my Mummy and Daddy!? [i]McD dropped his head...the anger rose within. He was furious, he doesn't know what these things are, nor does he wish too, but if this is what is happening he [b]must[/b] help his own damn kind![/i] McD: I am sorry son, I am as lost as you are... [i]Boy slowly stated to cry, as the tears plummeted off the vehicles seat he looked up once again.[/i] Boy: "They" got them...didn't they! There dead aint they!? [i]He didn't to hear the answer, so McD didn't reply, the boy curled up into the featus position and cried his heart out. McD tried to comfort him as much as possible when the driver swerved off the road shouting at the top of his voice.[/i] Driver: THERE'S ONE! EVERYONE GET DOWN! [i]McD raised his head to find this almost mythological beast sweeping through the air. It swiftly landed in its feet and slowly pranced over. McD wasn't going to let anymore suffering continue. He waited until the "Thing" was near the pick-up truck door, then he booted it open smashing the thing in the face. It emitted a snarl as it held onto its "face". McD launched out of the car standing facing the beast.[/i] McD: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?! ??: Muhuhuhahaha I am one of the many of my race...We Are [b]The Shades![/b]. McD: Shades?! You evil little ****ers! [i]McD grabbed his Machete and lunged at the shade, his eyes were fixed on the strange marking on its head, he decided to plunge his machete through it. As he lifted high into the air, almost in a split second, his face was eating dirt as the shades foot was pounding into the back of his head. He was almost defeated already! He grabbed his shotgun and let a bullet off, the shade flew backwards in a very conscious manner. It was shocked that he had a gun and could use it even in the position he was in! McD sprung to his feet, with his head pounding hard. He aimed for that scar once more and took a shot. The Shade leaped high into the air with its wings flapping open. He had connected with its arm, not what he was aiming for but it still connected. The Shade let out a shrilling screech as it swooped down smashing its hand through the pick-up window and grabbing the small boy from earlier. I grabbed the boy by his head and landed in front of McD. McD pleaded to put the boy down and take him, The Shade was having non of it and crushed the squirming boy's head there and then. McD let out a small weep as a tear rolled down his cheek.[/I] Shade: Muhuhauha! Fool! Now I shall kill you also! [i]McD fell to his knees still thinking of the small boy. The Shade pointed and laughed and was about to attack, when a shot was fired hitting the shade in the leg. It was the driver, he ran forward screaming for the young boy's life, with his desert eagle. The Shade ripped his head clean off! McD peered up, through misty eyes he noticed it's ugly, hideous face. He arose from his pitiful position and launched at the Shade with bare hands, but to no avail, he was smacked to the floor and the Shade sat on top of him with a knife to his the corner of his eye. It laughed once more, then spat in McD's eye and pulled the knife down. Arterial blood spewed everywhere. This was when the Shade was shocked to see...a white aura gleam off the face of the scarred. McD floated to his feet and hovered a foot off of the ground, the thoughts of his family friends and the young boy and driver he exploded forward to impale the Shade one his machete. He pushed the weapon further through its stomach until it burst out the other side. He slid it out quietly and rammed his fist through its face, almost penetrating through to the other side. Before it fell to it's death it mutter to itself.[/i] Shade:....M...M...Maaaaaaage! Awakening h..h...has come! We will prevail......

Well here I am, once again i have spewed out another poem. I can't seem to pull away from these Evil poems o_O;; Everytime i go to write i come out with an evil peice of shiznit. Anywho, here it is C&C and Rate, Thanks. [b]Murder[/b] ?You?re the Devil himself!? The last words he did mutter As the coldness of death shot threw him He started to stutter ?I have no remorse Do you think I?m an alarmist?? He flicked out a knife and scored ?lion? On his chest The man tried to scamper His muscles just froze He was petrified For ?He? arose He asked the man ?Do you like Scarface?? He curled up and tried to embrace The attack that was about to impale him The sound faded, it all went dim? As he jump started to consciousness He was in a hospital bed He was purple and Blue With his hands clung to his head As he remembers the last thing ?He? said: ?Your gonna die little man! You stupid peace of ****!? ?I?m gonna rip you apart, from bit to bit!? The rhythmic beeping of the life support machine Gave an almost scary tone to the tragic scene As the beep gradually but surely, started to slow The Doctor arrived ?You are no Doctor!? I cried As it was ?He? Then he delivered, the final blow?

[i]McD had had enough of his boring life in his new found home...Texas. He had only been living there for a year and already he was becoming bored of it. It took him around 22 years to get bored of Scotland. His archioligy digs were on hold just now for they had made a huge discovery and it is taking all their time to analyse it, so McD is out of a job just now. As he finished up packing his bags, he told his landlord about his small voyage south. As he jumped into his green Land Rover he sped off heading for Route 63. He was driving down Route 63 for the most part of an hour and a half when he came to his turn off. It was a small diserted road, with sand and cactia at each side. The road was covered in a wafer thin sheet of baige sand granuels. He raced down the empty road, spraying the sheet of sand behind him. As the long road twisted off to the horizen, a small black splodge appeared in the distance. It was distorted from the heat waves off of the piping hot road. As it grew in size as it neared, McD finaly worked out what it was, it was another vehicle. It was zooming at approximitly 100 mph, as it slammed the breaks it took about 20 seconds before it fully ground to a halt. McD stopped beside the pick up to see who the hell this was, yet to his suprise he viewed the bloody carcases inside. The driver was paranoid, twiching with blood covering him and eyes as wide as dinner plates. At first McD thought he had a Serial Killer on his hands. The man shouted at the top of the voice to McD.[/i] Man: ARE YOU CRAZY!!! GET THE ****ING HELL OUTTA HERE! McD: Why!? What is the problem!? Man: The beasts...Black...HUGE...Beasts! [i]McD heard the voice of Paul in his head, the 14 year old boy from back in the Library saying "It looks...almost as if it is non-human!". McD raised his eyebrows..[/i] McD: I'm going to find out! Man: YOU ****ING IDIOT! LOOK AT THESE PEOPLE! Follow us! We will take you back to base and tell you much much more! [i]McD at fist hesitated, but then glanced down the twisting road...he saw a small bellow of smoke almost at the horzen line...he decided to follow them.[/i]

Equilibrium...from the makers of Minority Report. I saw it today, and i thought it was Brilliant! The Fight scenes were intense and very well planned out, the plot was well planned out also, and was very pleasing to watch. The fghting had you on the edge of your seat, and was almost Matrix-ish. Absalutly Brillaint, anyone else saw it?

[i]Willie MacDonald arose from his bed and slammed on his alarm clock. He religiously set it for 6AM every morning, not for work, just for his well being. Willie was very wierd that way...he was almost non-human like, with some of the stupid things he did. As he shuffled over to the fridge he grabbed the first things present as he muttered to himself.[/i] Willie: I geuss it's going to be suasage and cheeze today for Breakfast. [i]He threw both the sausages and cheeze in the grill and set it for 2 minutes. As his "breakfast" cooked, he grabbed his usual clothes and pulled them on. When his eadables were ready, he plundged down on his couch and switched on the Television. He was flicking through the channels after watching a small bit of Sesame Street he decided to walk down to the local pub. Like a true Scotsman, he couldn't go through a day without a pint. As he pulled on his shoes he stumbled smashing into a cabinet in the hallway were the Manuscript he found, many years ago when he lived back in Scotland, floated down and landed beside him. He picked it up and pocketed it but before he did he read off the symbols for the almost 1000th time. He knew them off by heart and was once again intrieged by them, so he decided to go to the library and find out more. As he reached the library, he walked in the door, it was almost deserted, excluding the usual 14 year old boy, who sat up the back everyday before and after school. Willie was in no mood to waste him, so he decided to confront the Librarian herself and ask her about them.[/i] Willie: Hello Margret, I was wondering, remember that Manuscript i have told you about... Margret: Yes Willie, about a million times... Willie: Well, i finaly brought it in for you to have a look. [i]As she scanned over it her eyes screwed up as a puzzled look swarmed her face....[/i] Margret: Looks like a load of Jibberish to me! [i]Willie snatched it off her angrily, well i'm going to find out, i think it is Latin or something. As he walked up the back he grabbed as many books on Latin as he could and sat down near the small boy. The cleared his throat and approached Willie.[/i] Boy: Hello Mister, my name is Paul, i couldn't help over hearing your discusion with the Librarian, um....may i please see that piece of paper? Willie: Hello there, my names Willie by the way, just call me McD. And, Aye, sure you can, here you go. [i]As McD handed it over he thought to himself, how inteligent this boy was, his vocabulary was excellent and i think he has read every book in here. As Paul nodded his head he touched his chin with his fingers.[/i] Paul: Hmmmm, that's pretty freaky stuff, i don't think it even looks human! [i]McD burst out laughing, saying to himself, I Geuss I Was Wrong![/i] McD: Nah son, it is, probably some old language forgoten about in the mist of time. Paul: I'm not sure Mr McD, alot of freaky stuff has been happening lately...like supernatural stuff. There has been a 10% rise in Extraterrestial Sightiings the last 6 months than in the past 4 years! You can;t mistake the facts Mr McD. Especially out down near the Texan Border, loads of stuff happening there, lots of missing persons...like LOADS! That has also rose by 30% in the last 6 months in one certain area! [i]This intriged McD, maybe this little kid may be onto something, any other "normal" human would just think this was one brainy, obsest child, yet McD begged to differ.[/i] McD: Were did you get all this info little man? Paul: *shrugs* Research, News, From mouth to mouth....alot really. [i]McD was so intreged he decided to go a little Road Trip, he need a break anyway...a LONG break...[/i]

Oh! My school raised over £3000. THREE THOUSAND! And all the sponser money aint been collected yet, so yeah, even more, probably more nearer the £4k mark. ^_^.

LMAO! Today was great! We just well, didn't work. We had non-unifrom day in school, we had a concert with local bands, all (most) of the teachers dressed up and everyone just acted like an idiot, no one even went to class we all just walked about it was great! Then after school, i drank vodka! HAHAHA..... The End PS: Yeah Ajeh! RND is only UK o_O i always knew that o_O. Well for people who dont know, Red Nose Day (Comic Relief) is a day of fun and stupidness for charity, it is a nation wide thing here in the UK and everyone joins in. It is a Charity to help children and people in Africa and Developing Countries, but also poor or neglected places in UK too! It is really just fun...

>_< MEANIE! Ok, well I geuss I'll re-sign up as a human, Yeah? ________ [b]Name:[/b] Willie McDonald (Known as McD) [b]Race:[/b] Human [b]Age:[/b] 29 [b]Weapon:[/b] A Double Barrel Sawed-off Shotgun and 20" Machette [b]Supernatural Power:[/b] Back in Scotland, he was out in an old field at the age of 15, were he found a ragged piece of cotton looking material. It had some kind of pattern or words in a diffrent language. This was what inspired him to be an Archeoligist. As he moved towards his dream, he learned many languages including Spanish, French, German, Latin and of coarse English. From background knowledge and reashearch for any years, he roughly translated that old rag that he treasured, it read: "The Mexican Border Is The Key And Destruction To Humanity" So after saving up money he finally left to Texas, this is where he will unearth a secret of his body a magical power never known to man! [b]Bio:[/b] As he is a full bred Scot. He lived in Scotland for most, if not all his life, it was only recently, when he moved out to Texas because of an old Manuscript. This is were he found a group of voyagers going out into the forrest for a camping and exploration trip, of coarse he was almost magnetically attracted to this and was almost forced to go by his own mind. [b]Description:[/b] He is a tall man with brown hair, Striking blue eyes and a brown goatee. He has an almost rough look to him. He is big in size, yet not unnatural. He is 6'7" and 270lbs. He wears a tight fitting black "muscle" t-shirt which is purposly tight around the biseps. He has his Shotgun in a holster which is attached to his big thick Black belt, with a patriotic Scotland Flag belt buckle. His machette is also in another holster at the left side of his belt, parralell to his Shotgun. He wears his favrioute Denim jeans were he has a thistle, dried out, flattened and sewn onto the top right hand side, just underneath the pocket.

[i]Shin once again tapped on her shoulder. A small eye was glimering through the gap between the jacket and the desk.[/i] Shin: So.....Finally someone has told me...the truth, I am cute aint I! [i]As he flicked his hair back with a sharp movement of his neck, he heard a small growl. The next thing he remembers, was the jacket flying high into the air as Tima was throttling him with all her might. As Shin gasped for air the jacket fell ontop of both of them as the teacher boomed across the class.[/i] Teacher: HEY! GET A ROOM! I Don't want no hanky panky going on in my class...WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH! [i]The whole class swirled, facing the two. Tima quickly whipped off the jacket to try and explain.[/i] Tima: WHAT! I was't kissing him! I was... Bebbie: HAH! Here come the excuses! Tima: HEY YOU! You silver haired FREAK! You better not mess with me boy! [i]Everones eyes were focesed on Shin as Tima continualy argued in the background. He had a large red mark on his neck. All simutaniosly, every girl in the class, shouted out:[/i] NOOKIE! [i]Tima stopped her ranting and turned to face Shin, who just sat grining like a cheshier cat. This was just getting better and better for Shin. Tima errupted and a full scale riot broke out. Squaking, battling and chairs flying about the class and in the back row people started to duek it out. Pupils tumbled and rolled as the teacher was clobbered with a chair. Everyone made a run for the door as Tima was smashing the place up. Everyone flew by Shin as he sat in the exact same position, almost statue like. As Tima turned around, breathing heavily, she shouted:[/i] Tima: YOU! [i]As she pointed accusingly. This was were Shin scampered off out the door. This was going to be the big gossip of the day most likely.....[/i]

Hey Ken, i told you it would get alot of people. And it's still on the rise, well like i said....It's Shade Time ^_^. Ok...that sounded really....gimpy. ______ [b]Name:[/b] Shin Zarobaz [b]Race:[/b] Shade [b]Age:[/b] Ageless [b]Weapon:[/b] Zaro - A Huge Double Sided Shade Axe. [b]Supernatural Power:[/b] "Sucktion" - He oustretches his arm, with his plam facing you, and an almost black mist imits from his palm. It eats away your Stamina, Strength and Power, and it is added to Shin's. There is a weakness to this, but not yet found..... [b]Bio:[/b] Shin is a full blood, born and bred, Shade. His relations lead back almost as far as the first spawns. He has been raised, to hate humans, have no remorse for humans, and to basicaly treat them as "One of whom has killed your mother!". That was what was been drummed into his head from his Father since a child, and seems to be, almost a religious oricle to his mind. [b]Description:[/b] He is huge, even for a Shade. Boasting 7'5" in hieght and 800 lbs in wieght, he is a beast, not only to another race. He has Zaro attached to his back at all times. Topless, showing off his muscluar fisique, he only has one thick, brown, leather strap holding Zaro, which is diagonal across his chest. His bright Blue eyes, look very wierd becuase of the intense contrast of his Eyes to his black sleek Body. His hair covers his pointed ears, yet is only as long as his neck. His trousers consist of dark blue/Navy baggy trousers that go down as far as the middle of his shins, were they stop at a ragged, ripped end. His wings are most of the time folded in, yet when erect, they are huge and can lift his bulk of a body for almost 12 minutes at a time. This is also great training for him to. [b]Personality:[/b] When it comes too humans, you would belive that he was the devil himslef. Yet when it comes to his own kind... then it's a diffrent story, his dark, booming voice, loves to have a laugh. Yet his sense of humour is sick...to the human mind that is. He is mentaly unstable, even for a Shade and even the slightest annoyance from ANY race, he will lash out, He will usually kill them, if they are majorly weaker.

[i]Shin sat smurkly as he flicked the pages, he was sharing his book with a nice looking chick. He leaned back in his chair pulling his cheesy smirk when the chair slipped back and he skelped his head off off the radiator. The whole class erupted in laughter, pointing. His head was spinning all he could make out were large open mouths chuckling away and the end of index fingers out stretched in his face. He jumped to his feet still dizzy and stumbling about like the town drunk. He finaly grasped his composure and glared the class down as the teacher ordered them to "Shh".[/i] Shin: *mumbling* Stupid-*** chair, making me fall.....mrph...Mmmm.....Laughing at me! [i]He wavered in his seat then his head slammed against the deask with his arms sprawled across it, he was just feeling the main effects of it.[/i]

:(, this was a brilliant RPG...:( WHY OH WHY RPG LORDS?!?! *sigh*

Man, this is great, very nice indeed.

I got a new one...Hehehehe. What happens to Musicians after they die? [spoiler]They [b]DECOMPOSE[/b][/spoiler] Ok another: (I have edited this a lot e.g. Took out the swearing :() There is a Rich guy and an Average paid guy, not too fancy ye know? Anyway, the Rich guys goes..."Here Bob, I just got one of them wee planes to zoom about in, d'ya wanna see it?". "Sure!" said Bob as they went away and climbed into the plane. So anyway, after putting it through it's paces, looping and nose dives and so on the Rich guys says "So what d'ya think of it?". "It's GREAT! Amazing view too eh?". The Rich man nods "Yup, great when yo----" *dies*. Bob starts to panic flicking all the switches and turning knobs when suddenly ground control come on. "Hello Ground Control, your aircraft seems to be wavering in the air and seems to be out of control do you have a problem?". "AYE! My pals just dies on me! And i don't have a clue how to fly this thing AND i think we're upside down. "Okay sir and what give you that idea?". Bob shouts at the top of his voice [spoiler][b]"CRAP IS COMING OUTTA MY COLLAR!"[/b][/spoiler] LMAO!...God Bless You Billy Connelly! That joke is so much better live, becuase i know all the hand actions and expressions, most of my jokes are about 10x funnier done in person...*sigh*

Well, i have laods of jobs, but they are all far to Adultary for the Boards, but i do have a few, this one has had the swearing took out...:( without swear words, a joke isn't as funny (my opinion). A piece of string walks into a bar and says "Hey, Give me a pint!". The bartender replies "WHA? NO! YOR A PEICE OF STRING! OFF WITH YOU!". So the string walks out pretty deprressed, but has an idea. So when he get's outside he ties a knot in himself and spikes up his hair and waddles back in and says "Hey, Give me a pint!". Once again the abrtender replies "NO! Aint you that peice of string that was in here two minutes ago". "No, not me" replied the string, "Yeah it was, it was you!" accused the bardenter, then the string said [spoiler]"Nope, I'm [b]A Fraid Knot[/b]!"[/spoiler] BARUMPABUM *Crash Cymbal*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Semjaza Azazel [/i] [B]And they both stole it from carnivals and theme parks. Oh well. [/B][/QUOTE] LMAO! Well i actualy [b]hate[/b] Linkin Park so ^_^ and :p.

[b]What's the story?[/b] - My girlfriend was found to be cheating on me in a very hard time of my life. I decide to forgive her blah blah blah. I get caught up in dodgey boxing matches because of my Manager, i decide to leave but i am hunted down. I the find out that my girlfriend once again cheated on me, with the same guy...My Manager! So i go all out and kill his muscle and get cought by the police (Supergrass - "Caught By The Fuzz"plays when i get caught, duh!) I break outta jail and then hunt down The Manager, then finaly i ride off into the distance. [b]Who would play you?[/b] - I'm not really sure...Van Diesil maybe? Yeah. What music would play when you were... [b]Happy?[/b] - James Brown "I Feel Good" [b]Heart-broken?[/b] Oasis- "Stop Crying Your Heart Out" [b]Heart-broken (rampage)[/b] - Shed Seven "She Left Me On Friday" (this is when i go on a rampage trashing her house and killing the guy she has an affair with :devil: [b]Sad?[/b] - The Music "Take The Long Road And Walk It" [b]In Love?[/b] Supergrass "Alright" [b]What would happen in the end?[/b] I would be standing with blood dripping from my hands in a dark misty alley with a porsche behind me. Sirens go off and and jump into my car and speed off into the mist. The song playing in the background would be "The Music: Getaway". [b]How long would it be?[/b] About 2 hours...

The Mole...Ok, that's just you LOL, j/k. Well i'm glad people, like it, i still havent had time to make a second version but i will...sometime, lol.

I can't see her face either. But it is still a brilliant drawing, you are great at shading.

Wow..That is...GRRRRRREAT! [strike]Buy Kellogs Frosties TODAY[/strike]. *ahem* It is amazing, very nice indeed. I think he is talkin about the eery, cold, mechanical feeling. Oh and can i ask, why does it say Avoided_Island?

Wow...another great character! How do you do that hair? It's so amazing! Anyway, very nice indeed! Make A LilByte COLLECTION ^_^.