Raquel Posted September 11, 2001 Posted September 11, 2001 ok everyone relax i'm a blonde so don't take this personally my grandma sent them... SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT SHE ... 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. 3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter. 4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years". 5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. 6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. 7. When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C." 8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries. 9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125. 10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets. 11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel. 12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree. 13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds." 14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms. whatcha think??
Matt.D Posted September 11, 2001 Posted September 11, 2001 [color=rainbow] lol:laugh: I love blonde jokes! lol:laugh: [/color]
Sephiroth Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 the amount of dumb blonde jokes around is unbelievable....
Yoda Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 Hey man! That's some good matierial! (pulls out notepad)
Cecil Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 LOL:laugh: I like #4 the best. I got 1 dont know if it is very good thoug How do you know a blonds been at a computer? There is white out all over the screen.
Guest Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 The Amount Of Stupidide is Incredible. Man why are u all making fun of blondes. Some of them are HOT and smart.
Matt.D Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Flik [/i] [B]The Amount Of Stupidide is Incredible. Man why are u all making fun of blondes. Some of them are HOT and smart. [/B][/QUOTE][color=rainbow] The jokes don't make fun of all blondes, jes the dumb ones.[/color]
Raquel Posted September 14, 2001 Author Posted September 14, 2001 yeah just the ones that live in the mall and scream [COLOR=deeppink]oh my god!!! i broke a nail!!!! and i just polished them too!!![/COLOR] i'm your typical tomboy army-pants girl with purple hair.for now
PiroMunkie Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Flik [/i] [B]The Amount Of Stupidide is Incredible. Man why are u all making fun of blondes. Some of them are HOT and smart. [/B][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]You know? You can't really comment on stupidity when you can't even spell it right, lol. And we make fun of blondes cause it's so darn easy. :D[/SIZE]
Raquel Posted September 14, 2001 Author Posted September 14, 2001 heh the insanity has taken over!!!!
Biida Posted September 14, 2001 Posted September 14, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by stormwing [/i] [B]ok everyone relax i'm a blonde so don't take this personally my grandma sent them... SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT SHE ... 1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. 3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter. 4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years". 5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out. 6. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. 7. When asked what the capital of California was, answered "C." 8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries. 9. Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125. 10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets. 11. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel. 12. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree. 13. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said "good up to 20 pounds." 14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms. whatcha think?? [/B][/QUOTE] ROLF!!! OMG!!!!! THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!!! LOL!!!!! *continues laughing* I'm blonde, but, thank god I'm not a dumb one!!!:D ;) :)
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