PWNED Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 I don't see how the Insane Clown Posse song above was humerous. Is Violent J trying to say the word ******* more than Fred Durst did in Starfish? [QUOTE]**** It All [Violent J] ****. **** this ****. **** givin it to me. [Chorus:] If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire If I only could I'd set the world on fire Sya **** the world! (**** the world!) If I only could I'd set the world on fire **** em all! (**** em all!) [Violent J] **** you, **** me, **** us **** Tom, **** Mary, **** Gus **** Darius **** the west coast, and **** everybody on the east Eat **** and die, or **** off at least **** pre-schoolers, **** rulers Kings and Queens and gold jewelers **** wine coolers **** chickens, **** ducks Everybody in your crew sucks, punk mother fucks **** critics, **** your review Even if you like me, **** you **** your mom, **** your mom's momma **** the Beastie Boys and the Dali Llama **** the rain forest, **** a Forrest Gump You probably like it in the rump **** a shoe pump, **** the real deal and **** all the fakes **** all fifty two states! Oooo, and **** you [Chorus X 2] [Violent J] **** Oprah, **** opera, **** a soap opera **** a pop locker and a cock blocker **** your girlfriend, I probably did her already **** Kyle and his brother Tom Petty, Jump Steady My homie, **** him, what are you gonna do? (**** that *****, **** you!) Yeah well **** you too Don't bother tryin to analyze these rhymes In this song I say **** ninety three times **** the president, **** your welfare **** your government and **** Fred Bear **** Nugent, like anybody gives a **** You like to hunt a lot, so ****** what?! **** disco, Count of Monte Crisco **** Cisco, and Jack and Jerry Brisco And **** everyone who went down with the Titanic, in a panic I'm like **** you, AHHHHH!!!! [Chorus X 2] [Violent J] **** Celine Dion and **** Dionne Warwick You both make me sick, suck my dick **** the Berlin Wall, both sides of it And **** Lyle Lovett, whoever the **** that is **** everybody in the hemisphere **** them across the world, and **** them right here You know the guy that operates the Rouge River draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson? **** HIM! **** your idea, **** your gonnoreha **** your diarrhea, Rocky Maivia **** your wife, your homie did, he's ****** you **** the police and the 5-0 too **** Spin, Rolling Stone, and **** Vibe **** everybody inside Whoever's on the cover, **** his mother **** your little brother's homie from around the way And **** Violent J![/QUOTE] Oh how damn Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heero yuy Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 my number one pick is all of the Trapped In The Closet songs by R.Kelly. They're so outright dumb, that it's funny to listen, and even better watching him singing. Next one is kinda funny, just because... And then there's GYM CLASS HEROS'- "Taxi Driver" I took cutie for a ride in my deathcab She tipped me with a kiss I dropped her off at the meth lab Before she left she made a dashboard confessional And spilled her guts in cursive but whats worse is I could still see her bright eyes like sunny day real estate Oh my and in a funny way it irritates So high but no chance My little chemical romance left a bad taste in my mouth But I imposed her like hey mercedes why the long face Why you cryin? theres no need Just put on this coheed and fallout Boy meets girl jimmy eat world But Schlep eats pills till hes all out Not once not twice she was thrice times a lady Mackin on brand new, but I had to Bounce over to the postal service to Pick up these pills that take care of my nervousness And all the way I saw planes that were mistooken for stars She played games but she took em too far At the drive in Watching soft porn and you can tell By the trail of the dead, that there was somethin in the popcorn I hop in my cab destination midtown Just to get up with some kids that like to get down I'd made my rounds and that was that In between the frowns and scraps and heart attacks And I remember I seen her *** in early november On a thursday takein back sunday for a refund She shot a wink like no hard feelings Then she jetted to brazil man them pills had me spun This is the story of the year right here This is hot water music Put ya ramen into it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellerby Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 [color=#333333]Wow, Noodle. I really enjoyed reading those lyrics. That was hillarious. ^^ Anyway, the song I chose is from a christian kid's television series called 'Veggie Tales'. In the middle of every episode they have a quick 3-5 minute song short called 'Silly Songs with Larry'. The songs they come up with are, for lack of a better word, interesting. Here is the best one (re-done by Relient K, actually). It get's weirder as it goes along.[/color] [quote][size=1] [b]The Pirates That Don't Do Anything[/b] We are the pirates that don't do anything. We just stay at home, and lie around. And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll just tell you, we don't do anything. Well I've never been to Greenland, and I've never been to Denver, and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul, and I've never been to Moscow, and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been to Boston in the fall. We are the pirates that don't do anything. We just stay at home, and lie around. And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll just tell you, we don't do anything. And I've never hoist the main sail, and I've never swabbed the poop deck, and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all, and I've never walked the gang plank, and I've never owned a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the fall. We are the pirates that don't do anything. We just stay at home, and lie around. And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll just tell you, we don't do anything. I've never plucked a rooster, and I am not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk, and I've never gotten head lice, and I have never been to Boston in the fall. "Pirate captains log 2002. Who be this band Relient K, and why they be so full of contradictions?" We don't know what he did, but we're down with Captain Kidd. We don't wake up before lunch, but we all eat Captain Crunch. We don't smoke, we don't chew, we watch Captain Kangaroo. And I've never licked a spark-plug, and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball. And I've never bathed in yogurt, and I don't look good in leggings, and I've never been to Boston in the fall... We are the pirates that don't do anything. We just stay at home, and lie around. And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll just tell you, we don't do anything. We are the pirates that don't do anything. We just stay at home, and lie around. And if you ask us, to do anything, we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.[/size][/quote][color=#333333] Then of course there are all the songs from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. ^_~[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Doomberg Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 A really funny song is milk man from aphex twin LISEN TO IT NOWWW :animestun :animestun :animestun :animestun :animestun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lafleur Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 [COLOR=DarkRed]This here's a lil' diddy 'bout a place they called Dildo... [I]Umm, so this is a song about newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas, E we can read! Yeah, we can read! Yeah, literacy! Oh newfoundland, oh newfoundland, ya island in the sea I love you oh so very much, I joined the ministry To show you people ?round the rock when tourist season?s here Although in my opinion it? s a gem throughout the year Well if you?re one for swimming, don?t think it?s outta reach You can go and take a dip along groswater beach I know the name?s misleading, that?s quite a problem here Instead let?s go to goobies and have ourselves a beer From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol? ferryland Come take a look at gander, blackhead?s mighty grand Don?t let the names deceive you, newfoundland?s mighty fine So spend a night on dildo if you think you?ve got the time Well you can go to blow-me-down before it get?s to dark (gasp) Oh sorry ma?am, I should have said, that?s our provincial park There?s also whippet harbour, or maybe butter pot Or maybe I?ll just hit the pub I?m feeling like a shot Well you can sail on quidi vidi, or look at joe batt?s arm There?s placentia and there?s cow head (mooo!), they?re so full of charm Get married down in kilbride, have a party in hate bay Or have some screech in fogo and forget about the day From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol? ferryland Come take a look at gander, blackhead?s mighty grand Don?t let the names deceive you, newfoundland?s mighty fine So spend a night on dildo if you think you?ve got the time Okay, the drinkin? verse *sing drunkenly here* From woody point to come-by-chance to good ol? ferryland Come take a look at gander, blackhead?s mighty grand Don?t let the names deceive you, newfoundland?s mighty fine So spend a night on dildo if you think you?ve got the time So spend a night on dildo if you think you?ve got the time So spend a night on dildo if you think you?ve got the time Cod! [/I] The Arrogant Worms... love them dearly I do. Here's another song... great little tune about why Toronto blows. [I] here was an old farmer who lived on a rock, He sat in the meadow just shaking his... Fist at some boys who were down by the crick, Their feet in the water their hands on their... Marbles and playthings, and at half past four, There came a young lady, she looked like a... Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass, She pulled up her dress and she showed them her... Ruffles and laces and her white fluffy duck, She said she was learning a new way to... Bring up her children so they would not spit, While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling... Refuse and litter, from yesterday's hunt, While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her... Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, He looked like a guy with a sizable... Home in the country with a big fence out front, If he asked her politely, she'd show him her... Little pet dog who was subject to fits, And maybe she let him grab hold of her... Small tender hands, with a movement so quick, And then she'd bend over and suck on his... Candy, so tasty, made of butter-scotch, And then he'd spread whipped-cream all over her... Cookies that she had left out on her shelf, If you think this is dirty, you can go **** yourself! [/I] And because I'm bored... The last Saskatchewan Pirate, c'yarg! [I]I used to be a farmer and I made a livin' fine I had a little stretch of land along the CP line But times went by and though I tried the money wasn't there And bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair I looked for every kind of job, the answer always no "Hire you now?" they always laughed, "We just let twenty go!" The government they promised me a measly little sum But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone I'm going to be a pirate on the River Saskatchewan.... Arrrrrgh! Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large But just the other day I found an unprotected barge I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser I rammed the ship and sank it and I stole their fertilizer A bridge outside of Moosejaw spans a mighty river Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are aquiver 'Cause they know that Tractor Jack is hiding in the bay I'll jump the bridge and knock them cold and sail off with their hay Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well Mountie Bob he chased me, he was always at my throat He'd follow on the shoreline but he didn't own a boat But cutbacks were a comin' and the mountie lost his job So now he's sailin' with me and we call him Salty Bob A swingin' sword, a scull 'n' bones and pleasant company I never pay my income tax and screw the G.S.T. (screw it!) Prince Albert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea If you want to reach the Co-op, boy, you gotta get by me! Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores Well pirate life's appealing but you don't just find it here I've heard that in Alberta there's a band of buccaneers They roam the Athabaska from Smith to Fort McKay You're gonna lose your Stetson if you have to pass their way Well winter is a comin' and a chill is in the breeze My pirate days are over when the river starts to freeze I'll be back in spring time, but now I have to go I heard there's lots of plunderin' down in New Mexico Cause it's a Heave! Ho! Hay! Ho! Comin' down the plains Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains It's a Ho! Hay! Hi! Hay! Farmers bar your doors When you see the Jolly Roger on Regina's mighty shores [/I] [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted November 19, 2005 Author Share Posted November 19, 2005 [color=darkviolet] I was listening to the radio and Big and Rich;' s new song came on Here are the lyrics. I'll hi-lite the funny ones: [b] BIg and Rich- Coming to your city[/b] BIG & RICH LYRICS Comin' To Your City [Chorus:] Well we're comin to your city Gonna play our guitars and sing you a country song We'll all be flyin higher than a jet air liner And if you wanna little bang in your ying yang come along Well we flew through Cincinnati And we all got really happy Grabbed a bowl of that sky line chili along the way Then we rolled on into Kansas [b]Scared the hell out of Marilyn Manson[/b] And the party started happenin Hey hey hey Then in the middle of a Charleston night We ran into Jessica White And a little moonshine got us right plum smacked insane [Chorus] Well we broke down in greenville In the middle of a hayfield But a Bud Light truck pulled up and helped us out So we then headed up to Philly Partied down like real hillbillies Brought the Music Mafia And rocked it out And Chipowas where we go When we're up in Buffalo [b]Don't you know those yankees drink enough to DROWN[/b] [Chorus] Listen up Now LA's got the freaks That brings them 50 dollar drinks And San Antonio Was a wild wild rodeo And then Phoenix, Arizona We drank way too much Corona And we woke up by the river Just sittin cold [Chorus] Yeah, yeah We're comin to your city We're gonna play our guitars and sing you a country song We'll all be flyin higher than a jet air liner And if you wanna little band in your ying yang If you wanna little zing in your zang zang If you wanna little ting in your tang tang Come along, come along, come along, come along Yeah, we're comin to your city Actually the whole song is funny. I love those guys! The Bride by Trick Pony is good too and so is there song I didn't I like the Bride better so I'll post those: "The Bride" The day's finally here, There's flowers everywhere. The guests are waitin' with sweet anticipation. As I look down the aisle, The preacher stops an' smiles. Church bells are ringin' an' the organ is playin'. I'm so overcome that I could cry. I'm so happy I'm not the bride. She's such a pretty thing, She don't know anythin'... Ain't gonna tell her that she's outta her mind. The preacher asks the question... No, I got no objection. I do, I do; I want him out of my life. Throw the rice an' let those white doves fly... Oh, happy day... I'm not the bride. Eat some more cake, Throw the bouquet, Pass the champagne, it's time to celebrate. I'm gonna dance this night away, Whoa, whoa, yeah. [Instrumental break] The groom is gettin' loud, His new wife starts to shout. Oh, this is perfect, it can only get better. They're fightin' in the car, off to a real good start. His momma's cryin'. Aren't they lovely together? They're drivin' away, we're wavin' goodbye. Close call, relax, Amen, Hallelujah, By the grace of God go I... I'm not the bride. Well, I'm not the bride. I'm free, I'm free, I'm free. I'm not the bride. Thank God! Goodbye now. Good luck girl. You're gonna need it. Ha, ha, ha. Ta-ta. Considering my current situation. This song is my favorite![/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 [COLOR=Purple]First I'd like to comment that whoever had the lyrics for Your Horoscope for today and Fall Out Boy, those were exactly the 2 songs I was going to say XD. The actual lyrics for the fall ou boy song are... Am I more than you bargained for yet? I've beeen dying to tell you anything you want to hear cuz thats just who I am this week Lie in the grass, next to the mausuleum I'm just a knot in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a sing Drop a heart Make a name We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it Is this more than you bargained for yet? Oh, don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans isn't it messed up, how I'm just dying to be him? I'm just a knot in your bedpost, but your just a line in a song Drop a heart Make a name We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it down down down down down down A loaded god complex cock it and pull it We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heero yuy Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 [QUOTE=Hug Monster]First I'd like to comment that whoever had the lyrics for Your Horoscope for today and Fall Out Boy, those were exactly the 2 songs I was going to say XD. The actual lyrics for the fall ou boy song are... Am I more than you bargained for yet? I've beeen dying to tell you anything you want to hear cuz thats just who I am this week Lie in the grass, next to the mausuleum I'm just a knot in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a sing Drop a heart Make a name We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it Is this more than you bargained for yet? Oh, don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet wishing to be the friction in your jeans isn't it messed up, how I'm just dying to be him? I'm just a knot in your bedpost, but your just a line in a song Drop a heart Make a name We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it down down down down down down A loaded god complex cock it and pull it We're going down down in an earlier round And sugar, we're goin down swingin Ill be your number one with a bullet A loaded god complex cock it and pull it[/QUOTE] Don't know how this song is funny, maybe the music video.. But when Petey wrote this song, like every song they have... there all about how his exgirlfriend cheated on him..and I read, this song is from that inspiration as well. Petey, you need to dance, dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 [COLOR=Purple]Weird Al's masterpiece and a half, Albequerke. Need I say more? Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut Every single mornin It wa driving me crazy I said to my mom I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train And she leaned right down next to me And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old That's when I swore that someday Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer And the towels are oh so fluffy Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel Wacka wacka doodoo yeah Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize That's right, a first class one-way ticket to Albuquerque Albuquerque Oh yeah You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before And I gotta tell ya, it was really great Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died Except for me You know why? 'Cause I had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Had my tray table up And my seat back in the full upright position Ah ha ha ha Ah ha ha Ahhhh So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel But finally I arived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn Where the towels are oh so fluffy And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna It's OK, they're clean Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C And I turned on the SpectraVision And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door Well now, who could that be? I say "Who is it?" No answer "Who is it?" There's no answer "WHO IS IT?" They're not sayin' anything So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril Oh man, I hate it when I'm right So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that" "That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me" And he's like "Tough" And I'm like "Give it" And he's like "Make me" And I'm like "'Kay" So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation Yes indeed, you better believe it And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice And you know what it said? I'll tell you what it said It said "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again" "If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator" In Albuquerque Albuquerque Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice But first, I decided to buy some donuts So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?" I said "You got any glazed donuts?" He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts" I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?" He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts" I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?" He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts" I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?" He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls" I said "You got any apple fritters?" He said "No, we're outta apple fritters" I said "You got any bear claws?" He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check" "No, we're outta bear claws" I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?" He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels" I said "OK, I'll take that" So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over (rabid gnawing sounds) Oh man, they were just going nuts They were tearin' me apart You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head" I believe it went a little something like this . . . Doh Get 'em off me Get 'em off me Oh No, get 'em off, get 'em off Oh, oh God, oh God Oh, get 'em off me Oh, oh God Ah, (more screaming) I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin' Like a constipated weiner dog And as luck wouls have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams Her name was Zelda She was a caligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches I'll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face" That's when I knew it was true love We were inseperable after that Aw, we ate together, we bathed together We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss The world was our burrito So we got married and we bought us a house And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?" I said "Woah, hold on now, baby" "I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment" So we broke up and I never saw her again But that's just the way things go In Albuquerque Albuquerque Anyway, things really started lookin' upi for me Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that I was gettin' a lot of attitude OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?" And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes "No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw" So I did And then he gets all indignant on me He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic" Well, that's just great How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy So what's he complaining about? Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit in three days Well, I knew what he meant But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?" But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming (screaming sounds) You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know? Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought Uh, well, uh, OK Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is I hate sauerkraut That's all I'm really tryin' to say And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up And find yourself in an existential quandry Full of loathing and self-doubt And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours There's still a little place called Albuquerque Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque I said "A" (A) "L" (L) "B" (B) "U" (U) "querque" (querque) Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque Albuquerque[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renayiiq Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Jack off Jill - My Cat "When I see him walking It makes no sense to me My cat is everywhere We watch him on TV... My cat is amazing He can play the guitar He may not be an actor But he's a ***** super STAR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanoske_Interow Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 The song I think is the funniest is also the most vulgar song I have ever heard.......thats why I am not going to post the lyrics......the song is titled All in the Family by KoRn.....if you get the chance listen to the song and read the lyrics........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikkilynn211986 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 The funniest one I've ever heard (other than any Monty Python, Rodney Carrington or Weird Al song) is probably from the "To live and die in Dixie" episode of Family guy: Met her on my CB Said her name was MiMi Sounded like an angel come to earth (come to earth) When I went to meet her Man you should've seen her Twice as tall as me Three times the girth (giirrrth) Oh my fat baby loves to eat (loves to eat) A big ol' Buddah belly and her breasts swing past her feet (feet) My fat baby loves to eeeeeeeeeat My big ol' fat assed baby loves to eat. I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noir_vagabond Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Hmm the most intresting song with amazing lyrics is... Mushroomhead-Bwomp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booboo Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 [font=verdana][color=royalblue][size=1]"I'm A Gangster" by Josh Groban Lyrics: [color=black]Don't player hate me, player hate somebody else Yo, yo yo I'm a gangster Where my dawgs at? Bark with me if your my dog Yo yo yo, I'm gonna give a shout out to all the player haters (I don't like player haters) If your a player hater don't player hate on me (player hate somebody else) I'm a gangster, I'm straight up (straight up gangster, dude) Grr I'm steamin' mad grr I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G The gangster life is the life for me Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night Being a gangster is hella tight I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye To serve and protect, what a lie I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too And don't get me started about the jews I'm a gangster Grr I'm mad I'm a gangster My rhymes are bad I'm a gangster I'm iced out like a freezer I'm a gangster I don't listen to weezer I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why) Cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me (oh) My rhymes are cool just like doing cocaine My rhymes are hot like a burning flame Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance Some say we're the perfect match (step off, step back, step away, step back, don't step forward, back, don't step forwards, step backwards, forwards don't step to me, do not step to me-eeee-eeh) I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8 Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer They will make minced meat out of his rear Ben Petty helped me make the gangster beat to this song I shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong I'm a gangster I drop bombs like Heroshima I'm a gangster ***** suck on my wiener I'm a gangster I drive a cool car I'm a gangster I smoke weed in a cigar Yo my gangster flow Yo, yo yo yo I'm rolling on dubs iced out like hockey My friend got kicked out of Japan for drinking all the saukki What a ***** Gimmie head, hoe What's up to my dawgs Yo yo yo They play my song on the radio all day long So everyone can hear my gangster song Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire Oh there's no beat left (shooting) Die, Die evil Santa Clause no i don't wanna do accapello i like to slap bitches i like to slap hoes... [/color] This is one cray funny song... And by Josh Groban? Wow...[/size][/color][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celestialcharm Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 [COLOR=DarkOrchid][B]I was randomly watching AMVs, and I found one with the song from Cowboy Bebop called 'Chicken Bone'[/B] (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) I like, you like, he likes, she likes chicken bone... Everyone loves like a crazy chicken bone... My dog, my cat, my mouse want chicken bone... I left my head over the chicken bone... (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Heh heh...Destroy!) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) Dreamin' dreamin' dreamin' of this chicken bone... Crazy crazy crazy 'bout the chicken bone... Happy happy happy with the chicken bone... From this spot and all my heart is chicken bone... Roast it well with cajun sauce, together, together...Oohh... Long as they don't throw it away... Bake it with asian sauce, together, together...Oohh... It is good for your healthy life, Baby it's true... Coz when you love it to the bone, Woah...Bone... (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...) Chicken bone... (chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...) Chicken bone... (chicken bone...) (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) I'd love to go just like a Chicken bone... I'm really moved by the chicken bone... The more you eat, the more you'll be the chicken bone... I left my head over the chicken bone... bahdeahdeeahdeeah...bahdeahdeeahdeeah... bahdeahdeeahdeeah...bahdeahdeeahdeeah... bahdeahdeeahdeeah...bahdeahdeeahdeeah... (Heh heh...Destroy!) bahdeahdeeahdeeah...bahdeahdeeahdeeah... Dreamin' dreamin' dreamin' of this chicken bone... (Proceed with the operation) Crazy crazy crazy 'bout the chicken bone... Happy happy happy with the chicken bone... From this spot and all my heart is chicken bone... Roast it well with cajun sauce, together, together...Oohh... Long as they don't throw it away... Bake it with asian sauce, together, together...Oohh... It is good for your healthy life, Baby it's true... Coz when you love it to the bone, Woah...Bone... (Chicken bone...chicken bone...) repeat/fade [B]What I want to know, why in the world are these people talking about chicken bone?! I never watched Cowboy Bebop, but I read the manga. What I want to know is if someone was cooking chicken as this song played in the background?![/B][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 [COLOR=Purple]Al the songs by GWAR are fairly humourous, so Ill post one of them mostly because I already have it on my clipboard XD. [SIZE=4]BRING BACK THE BOMB[/SIZE] Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time Nagasaki, naked baby melts alive Burnt flesh and rubble from sea to dead shore Such a hideous theatre of war But that was the end--Why? There are so many more that must die Is that not part of the plan? I must use the nukes I can't kill you all with my hands Hydrogen bomb, new signs of doom Thermo-nuclear, neutron bomb too... You say these devices must never be used I say you're mistaken, let's get to the fuse Bring--Bring back the bomb This is state policy, "by other means" Your life ends in terror, this is now decreed This is the twisting of bloody steel beams The bomb blows air backwards, there's no time to scream When they tested the A-bomb, they had a real fear The blast will destroy your sweet atmosphere But far more important as power increases Was wasting the planet in well-ordered pieces Bring--bring back the bomb Bring--bring--bring--bring back the bomb Bring back the bomb It's been far too long Sumon the brazen war chariot Bring back the bomb what makes it so wrong? Release the beast, you can't bury it Hoi Hrup [8x] Why should the fire be shared with so few? Let bombs explode, 'cause that's what they do Nuke Mecca, New York, the Vatican too Give me a bomb, I'll drop it on you Why stop at only two? You showed the world just what it can do What a waste not to destroy Come play at war, man, and bring your best toy Who gives a **** about a nuclear war? Let bombs explode, because that's what they're for Last minute warning, the sirens they sing Chaos, the reason, death, what we bring Humans now look to the sky! You worship missiles, yet they know no side I guess it was all a lie So grab *** with both hands, it's your turn to die Die--it's your turn to die [x2] Lies--they killed you with lies Die, human, die And while we're at it, let's go nuke Tibet Let's vaporize the oceans with glee Saving the whales an agenda for some Nuking them sits well with me Bring back the bomb They know not what they do Bring--bring--bring back the bomb Bring--bring-bring--bring back the bomb Bring back the bomb They know not what they do Bring--bring--bring back the bomb Bring--bring--bring--bring back the bomb Bring back the bomb it's been far too long Summon the brazen war chariot Bring back the bomb What makes it so wrong? Release the beast, you can't bury it Hoi! What makes it so wrong?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kuroinuyoukai Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Hold on a minute now. That Gwar song is not funny at all. Actually it is more morbid and I hope you seriously don't find it funny. I hope they are no victims of war reading this right now. Now this is funny. Anyone that knows the sone "American Pie" sing along... The Jedi Song by Weird Al Yankovic A long, long time ago, In a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn, Could talk the Federation in to maybe cutting them a little slack. But their response, it didn't thrill us, They locked the doors and tried to kill us. But we escaped from that gas, And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass. We took a Bongo from the scene, And we went to Theed to see the Queen. We all wound up on Tatoonine, That's where we found this boy. Chourus: Oh my, my This here Anakin guy. May be Vader, Some day later, Now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!' Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, but he can use the force, they say. Oh, did you see him hittin on the Queen? Though he's just nine and she's fourteen. Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her, some day. Well, I know he built C-3PO, And I heard how fast his pod can go. And we were broke, it's true, So we made a wager or two. Well, he was a pre-pubescent flyin' ace. And the minute Jabba started off that race, I knew who'd win first place, Oh yeah, it was our boy! We started singing: Oh my, my This here Anakin guy. May be Vader, Some day later, Now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!' Well, we finally got to Coruscant, The Jedi council, we knew would want To see how good the boy could be. So we took him there and told a tale, How his midi-chlorions were off the scale, and he might fullfill that prophecy. Oh, the council was impressed, of course, Could he bring balance to the force? They interviewed the kid, Oh, training they forbid! Because, Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said, now listen here! Just stick in your pointy ear, I still, will train the boy! He was singing: Oh my, my This here Anakin guy. May be Vader, Some day later, Now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!' We caught a ride back to Naboo, Coz Queen Amidala wanted too, I frankly would've liked to stay. We all fought in that epic war, And it wasn't long at all before, Little hot-shot flew his plane and saved the day. And in the end some Gungans died. Some ships blew up And some pilots fried. A lot of folks were croakin', The battle droids were broken! And the Jedi I admire most, Met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast I'm still here, and he's a ghost I guess, I'll train the boy. And I was singing: Oh my, my This here Anakin guy. May be Vader, Some day later, Now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi!' We were singing: Oh my, my This here Anakin guy. May be Vader, Some day later, Now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, Saying 'soon I'm gonna be a Jedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWNED Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I've found the lyrics to a classic song by an Australian Comedian called John Saffron which was made for one of his shows "John Saffrons- Musical Jamboree" called Jew Town. It is offensive to people but it isn't full on insulting Jews just using thm for humour. Verse 1 People often ask me What's that cap up on your skull I say the bible said to put one there So I won't got to hell And people step up to me And they tell me 'Eat this pig' But if the hooves aren't split, Then it ain't legit And that's how I choose to live In a world of non-believers Who drive on Saturday Don't forget, It's our day of rest So when they ride past just look away I'm not some big old Rabbi In a black hat and a gown But we are the youth We can make a change It's time to get on down Chorus I'm going down down down Down to Jew'Town What I gotta do now Get down to Jew'Town Verse 2 People frount and ask me Why you read from right to left? I say it's not that complicated It's the Hebrew alphabet And Christians want to ask me How you different from our people? I say I like Bible number one But I will not touch the sequel In this crazy mixed up world Where sin is all the rage You gotta take that Torah off the shelf And read every page Take what you learn in Synagogue And spread the word down town We're Jews from the streets And we're kicking out beats And it's time to get on down Chorus I'm going down down down Down to Jew'Town (On passover week be carefull with wheat) Down down down Down to Jew'Town (It's bread unleavened Twenty-four seven) Down down down, down to Jew'Town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBZgirl88 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 [COLOR=#004a6f]I haven't heard very many funny songs because I listen to classical music more. But I like [B]Trigger Happy[/B] [U]Weird Al Yankovic - Trigger Happy Lyrics[/U] [I]Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel alright Got an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night There?s no feeling any greater Than to shoot first and ask questions later Now I?m trigger happy, trigger happy every day Well, you can?t take my guns away, I got a constitutional right Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight I?ll blow their brains out with my smith and wesson That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson Now I?m trigger happy, trigger happy every day (oh yeah, I?m)trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy (oh baby, I?m)trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy (oh I?m so) trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy Better watch out, punk, or I?m gonna have to blow you away Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the den I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed nazi again Now why?d you have to get so mad? It was just a lousy flesh wound, dad You know, I?m trigger happy, trigger happy every day Oh, I still haven?t figured out the safety on my rifle yet Little fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet I filled that kitty cat so full of lead We?ll have to use him for a pencil instead Well, I?m so trigger happy, trigger happy every day (oh yeah, I?m)trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy (oh baby, I?m)trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy (oh I?m so)trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy Better watch out, punk, or I?m gonna have to blow you away Come on and grab your ammo What have you got to lose? We?ll all get liquored up And shoot at anything that moves Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight Oh, I?m prayin? somebody tries to break in here tonight I always keep a magnum in my trunk You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk? Because I?m trigger happy, trigger happy every day (oh yeah, I?m)trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy (oh baby, I?m)trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy (oh I?m so)trigger, trigger happy Yes I?m trigger, trigger happy Better watch out, punk, or I?m gonna have to blow you away[/I] Yeah I know it's not funny in a way because it endorses gun violence. I also like the choir song, [B]The Twelve Days After Christmas[/B] [U]Lyrics[/U] [I]The first day after Christmas My true love and I had a fight And so I chopped the pear tree down And burnt it, just for spite Then with a single cartridge I shot that blasted partridge My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The second day after Christmas I pulled on the old rubber gloves And very gently wrung the necks Of both the turtle doves My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. On the third day after Christmas My mother caught the croup I had to use the three French hens To make some chicken soup The four calling birds were a big mistake For their language was obscene The five golden rings were completely fake And turned my fingers green. The sixth day after Christmas The six laying geese wouldn't lay So I sent the whole darn gaggle to the A.S.P.C.A. On the seventh day, what a mess I found The seven swans-a-swimming all had drowned (I think there's a "my true love gave to me" in here somewhere) The eighth day after Christmas Before they could suspect I bundled up the Eight maids-a-milking Nine ladies dancing Ten lords-a-leaping Eleven pipers piping Twelve drummers drumming - well, actually I kept one of the drummers - And sent them back collect I wrote my true love "We are through, love!" And I said in so many words "Furthermore, your Christmas gifts Were for the (Soprani) Birds!" (Everyone else) Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves And a partridge in a pear tree!"[/I] There's a version sung by "Gotcha!", which is a barbershop quartet.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimson River Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Here are some very weird and trippy lyrics. The band is King Missile and the song is Metanoia. Bassinets, clarinets,Proletarian chariots Polyunsaturated cinemaplexi-Glass cathedrals Anxious daffodils Falling off the window sill But better still a sleeping pill L-tryptophan's illegal Squirming, unlearning Swirling in a cloud of unknowing Silence, violence Swirling in a cloud of unknowing Hellacool swimming pools Corporate tools vestibules Herring bones monotones Macrocosmic snowcones Stroking the ego Wrapping it up in swaddling clothes Anointing it with aluminum foil Squirming, unlearning Twirling in a clowd of unknowing Silence, Violence Twirling in a clowd of unknowing Aluminum siding salesmen Drowning in a sea of alliteration Relentlessly searching for Non existent clarity Big fat bluffin' anguished muffin Bad Brain H.R. Puffinstuffin Dirty socks, Onobox Goldilox and cream cheese Drunken boat billy goat Trapped in Annette Funnicello Full of fish and roses and the posies Squirming, unlearning Pudding in a cloud of unknowing Silence, Violence Pudding in a cloud of unknowing Quantum Plumbing, the pineal gland The sixth chakra, the seventh seal Enveloping pelicans pecking at the crumbs Of enlightenment Retrograde planets plunging into the arms of America Another song by King Missile you should check out is Detachable P***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWNED Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Maybe we should lay off of using Weird Al as much for this topic, I know he is awesome at parodising songs but jeesh. Anyway, I'm going to used a talented person in his own rights It's non-other that Richard Cheese and Lounge against the Machine who peform Jazz versions of songs which don't suit the Jazz style. Just have a listen to their cover of Chop Suey or Down with the Sickness and you'll see how funny it is to listen to. Here is the Star Wars Phantom Medley which is a good laugh by Richard Cheese and L.A.T.M. Well A long time ago in a galaxy far far away This guy in black was on the track of the rebels led by Leia Hey! Luke Skywalker, they fried your uncle and aunt So he left Tatooine with light saber in his pants You can bet I wanna be a jedi, there is no try only a do Use use use the force, trust me Luke its neato Listen to Ben, he'll tell you when to launch your torpido It's a ship that is flown by that Indiana Jones And the Falcon goes flying along He is Darth Vador, he's a Jedi hater, He dies much later, in Episode 6 Obi Wan Kenobi, all covered in brown, He may cut your arm off, if you screw around Ba la la la la la bamba, he's the bounty hunter After Han under that armor he's got nuthin on Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks, his floppy ears are giant They rendered him with a Pentium lets hope he's watchin can't complyin Watch Pod Races in heat, Kaboom, Kaboom Anakin needs a booster seat oh the Tatooine day They'll be flying around Naboo when they come They'll be fightin' Battle Droids of the federation Hey those light saber sounds just like electric razors They'll be flyin' around Naboo when they... Come all ye forceful, join the team ancient speeder Queen Amidala, Amidala, Amidala She's a hott tamala, Natalie marry me Shut-up the movie has begun PS: I hope people noticed the joke of a name which he goes by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 [color=darkviolet]I found my Trick Pony CD! Their new one: RIDE. They have some great songs on there Ain't Wastin' Good Whiskey on you, I Didn't, The Bride and this one right here: [center][b][u]Hillbilly Rich[/u][/b][/center] Here's a story 'bout the under-dog. One dollar, five digits an a piebald. A hundred million bucks ridin' on that ticket. Here's what happens when a redneck hits it. Kick it!. He jumped up an' he tore off his Texaco shirt. He didn't give a notice, just walked off work. Ran straight to the bank to collect his money: Says: "I'll take it in cash an' nothin' bigger than a twenty." Now the kinfolks say: "Man, it don't make sense. "He's still livin' with his Mamma but he won't pay rent. "He got a high definition television in his trailer. "He's rigs in the trunk for stealin' cable from his neighbour." Oh yeah. Well, he's hillbilly rich. Hillbilly rich. Just a poor boy livin' out in the sticks. Well, look at him now, he's hillbilly rich. Now the farmer scracthed his head an' said: "You must be kiddin'." When his tractor's standin' still but the revs a-keep a-spinnin'. He got the front end bouncin' from the air-suspension, A few tees in the bags in case he once a-wants fishin'. That's hillbilly rich. Hillbilly rich. Just a poor boy livin' out in the sticks. Well, look at him now, man, he's hillbilly rich. Well, he's hillbilly rich. Hillbilly rich. Just a poor boy livin' out in the sticks. Well, look at him now, man he's hillbilly rich. Hillbilly rich. Hillbilly rich. That boy's hillbilly rich. Hillbilly. Did I mention, dune dogs, shotguns, an' tree stands. I wanna shoot something. Boon doggy. If the song isn't funny to you, you have no since of humor. Merry Part Chibi Horsewoman[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SatansRightHand Posted December 21, 2005 Share Posted December 21, 2005 I don't know if this song was mention but Breakfast In America Lyrics by Supertramp Take a look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend Never seem to get a lot Take a jumbo across the water Like to see America See the girls in California I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do Could we have kippers for breakfast Mummy dear, Mummy dear They got to have 'em in Texas Cos everyone's a millionaire I'm a winner, I'm a sinner Do you want my autograph I'm a loser, what a joker I'm playing my jokes upon you While there's nothing better to do Don't you look at my girlfriend She's the only one I got Not much of a girlfriend Never seem to get a lot Take a jumbo cross the water Like to see America See the girls in California I'm hoping it's going to come true But there's not a lot I can do its better if you hear it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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