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I dont know if anyone else has started a topic like this, ive looked and i cant see one... Anyway one day at work (I work part time in a shop) We had to open the delivery cages as usual, and we had a particularly stubborn one that wouldnt open. Let me just explain- when we get a stubborn cage, we hit the door hinges with a bar, or rather we hit the bolts that attach the door to the hinge, and this always gets it open. This was my first time at doing this, and (somehow) I missed the hinge and hit my head. Right between the eyes. I didnt cause any real damage to me, the bar or the cage, but for a while i was am known as 'danny who hit his head with a bar'. Anyone else done something stupid like that or is it just me (Go on, admit it)
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welcome to the boards, fellow UK'er....

back to the subject, yeah, I've had plenty of embarrassing situations, one I can think of happened some 4 years back when I was in school in year 11, final assembly to hand out people's awards and stuff, I came in stoned (go figure) and when I was called up to the stage, I went up the steps, walked to the teacher to get my award, and....fell off the stage >_< man, that brings back memories....
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i]
[B]welcome to the boards, fellow UK'er....

back to the subject, yeah, I've had plenty of embarrassing situations, one I can think of happened some 4 years back when I was in school in year 11, final assembly to hand out people's awards and stuff, I came in stoned (go figure) and when I was called up to the stage, I went up the steps, walked to the teacher to get my award, and....fell off the stage >_< man, that brings back memories.... [/B][/QUOTE]

another UK'er, yay ! :)

ROFLMFAO @ Seph! Right off!

Erm, cant think of anything particularly bad at the mo....but im a but of a gimp so i'll think of something soon

:nervous: :worried:
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[color=crimson]I was rollerblading down a hill when my friend told me to look at him...

I looked at him...

And slammed into a open truckbed, flipped over and slammed into the side of the truck bed...

Then i layed there for a second kinda half suprised and half pissed off/in pain...
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When I used to play Roller Hockey, I was going into to check this annoying lil guy(u all know what i really wanna call him), and the lil idiot jumped over the side, and i was going so fast, i checked the Ref instead of the annoying dude! It really sucked for the Ref, he had to go to the hospital, and no charges pressed! U might say I have a anger problem when it comes to annoying ppl! I was barred from playing at the roller hockey league for the rest of my life, two days later, the league got a law suite against it by the Church they played at, somethin bout missing money, and it was dissolved the next week. Funny, isn't it?
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LOL you guys are going to think i'm a [I]freak[/I] after i tell you this.

this is probably the very stupidest thing i've ever done.

i swiped my dad's car in the middle of the night to go visit the guy i was dating. i'd already been tripping all day. when i got there, he gave me a bunch of valium & i immediately downed a handfull. we then proceeded to roll about 20 coke-laced joints. by the time we were on the way back to my house, i was considerably intoxicated. we finished yet another joint & i heard a loud boom. turns out i'd blown a tire. it was 3 a.m. so i just turned on the hazards & proceeded to drive it on the flat some 12 miles back to my house, smoking the coke-laced joints w/ david the whole way (it's an absolute miracle i wasn't arrested). the next morning, my dad came banging on the door saying, "where are my keys?" & stupid me had been so messed up that i forgot that i'd wrecked the car. i actually thought to myself, "damn, if only i'd remembered to put back the keys, i never would've been busted." of course when my dad came back 5 minutes later yelling "what happened to my car?!?!?" it all came flooding back. it majorly sucked, but i have to LMAO when i think about it now.

Don't do drugs.
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The stupidest thing I've ever done is walk into a pole. This may sound normal, but at the toime I was in the middle of the town centre write next to all the shops and everything! I think it's the first time half a town has actually laughed at one person! Even the mayor couldn't resist a crack!
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I don't think this is funny but painful.Once I fell into a ''small'' pile of barbed wires.(Im OK nuttin happened)It hurt alot.Funny Part.Once I was playin football.I'm down in the endzone.My so called freind lauches it.Im runnig and running.Then 3 seconds later I hit the feild goal post.Ouch :blackeye:
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the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me is i came into school drunk and walked up to the principle and asked him if he wanted to light up a roach in the bathroom. first he looked at me, then i took out my beer can and started to drink....boy was i wasted. well, it's all smothed over now. i really don't mind the bag searches every morning anymore......
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ugh, this happened to me earlier today....

I was walking with my friends towards the bus stop to catch the bus to uni, I kept looking back to see if the bus was coming, I looked back and I could see the bus coming into the distance, so I just turned around and began to jog, no sooner had I turned my had that I hit a lamp post, hard, my head still hurts....
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this is a regular . i ran and hit the glass door and it hurt.
what else did i do..........hmmmm lets cccc. i flew over a bush when i wuz playing tag. and i also flew over a ball cause my friend triped me. i think i am actually good at flying now! i steped on my cats tail and he went "rarrrr" < (however u spell it) ..... and i tried to jump over him but he ran into me and i fell down the stairs...............another time i put on those fake cat ears on a headband and i looked at my cat and pretended 2 be one and i was near my room door and i was on my knees and he got really mad cause he thought i wuz an intruder and he jumped on my face and he scratched me so i bit him and we fought 4 about 10 min. until he quit.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i]
[B]i well....i tried to jump over a set of hedges (bushes) and i...well...lets just say i didn't make it and i was stuck flopping around on the top for.......3 hours....then the bush broke...callapsed.....and i ran like hell.....



thats cause ur fat............j/k
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i well....i tried to jump over a set of hedges (bushes) and i...well...lets just say i didn't make it and i was stuck flopping around on the top for.......3 hours....then the bush broke...callapsed.....and i ran like hell..... i run into doors alot...i'm clumsy....i tripped over my dog and fell down the stairs......i sat on my guinea pig......i was skateboarding down a halfpike and couldn't turn and i flew off the ramp into a tree....i sat in an ant pile.........i attempted to stand up on my horse...i didn't succeed because a low tree branch caught me if u know what i mean...owch......when i was little i was chasing my brother and he ran inside and closed the glass sliding doors and i went BOOM into the glass.....another time in South Africa i was on vacation and there were monkey's outside my hut so one stole my apple and i threw a rock at it and then.....more monkeys came...
eh...i've done plenty of stupid stuff....... i also tried to make a homing pigeon and i tied a note to my brother's parrot's foot and let it outside....it never came back......and um...he beat me up.....my horse bit me once and i bit it back and it kicked me....O.o;; eheh....
oh and in playing field hockey i got pissed at this girl that stole the ball from me so i ran up to her and wacked her with my stick in the head and they called a foul...but i said it was an accident *evil grin*
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lol, I know what you mean LM, it's like an on-going episode of the Three Stooges. heh:laugh: anywho................. now, I have done [i]plenty[/i] of stupid stuff. Sadly, for all of you, I can't remember half of them. OH, ....[SIZE=1]hehe......[/SIZE] :blush: I remember a couple of years ago, it was first period in school, and I was talking/laughing/being disruptive in class. Erm, I had been laughing myself silly the whole time, and had eventually.... aquired the need to use the restroom. So, I tell my friend, 'no, stop! I'm serious, don't make me laugh anymore!' Well, guess what happened! She said like, one thing, and I........ lost my nerve. :blush: :blush: I told her what happened and she just about fell out, and I barrowed someone's jacket and went to call home for another pair of jeans. -___- ** That's the first thing that came to mind. I've also tripped over myself, I'll stumble when I'm standing still- like my leg will give out and it'll look like someone kicked me. I've walked into poles before as well. And I always walk into things with my right hip. I think it's a balance problem..... and that really, really hurts! :drunk:
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I can think of more stuff now... once i was at a party at my freinds house cos we finished college, and any brits here will probably know what 'red aftershock' is, anyone else might do, im not sure, but i downed a third of a bottle of it as soon as i walked through the door :drunk: and when im drunk i get really evil :demon: ... I gave some of my heineken to his pet rabbit:shifty: . On our last day at college we all got pissed at about half past 8 in the morning. hey it was the best day of college ever. Physics almost made more sense.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Kaioshin [/i]
[B]Deus Ex - I know exactly wot u mean. 'Red aftershock' is absolutely mental.:alcohol:.........:) .........:( ...........:excited: .........:wigout: [/B][/QUOTE]

but expensive.... its about £20 for a bottle- damn ripoff merchants *grumble* :mad:
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Well, back in high school I played football. It was some time before the game started and my friend and I were walking and talking loudly, just being rowdy. We were hyped up, so I started making jokes and then a big crowd of people all told me to be quiet. It seems that we had wandered into the girls swim meet in the middle of the diving competition. I felt like a big jerk then, but now it's funny.
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