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Liam: *slowly goes into the water, careful of any snadbanks* ehehe....

Rex: ...........

Liam: *sees a jumping fish jump out of the water* ooooo, fishie!! *goes to chase it, but the fish dissappears* ...meh....

Rex: .............

Liam: .....................

Rex: .............

Liam: .....*looks around* so quiet.....

Rex: *shivers* and cold....

Liam: ......

Rex: ............*CRUNCH!!!* ....:flaming: what the hell??? *lifts up his foot out of the water, and finds a lobster hanging off one of his toes* ......:drunk:

Liam: meheheheheee.... :demon:

Rex: ........ahhh..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Liam: .......not again....

Rex: *runs out of the water and onto to beach* nooooo.....

Liam: .....*watches in amazement*

Rex: *grabs a stick lying on the beach* *WACK!!* *WACK!!*

Iris: .......what an idiot....

Chole: ...don't disturb him.

Rex: get.... *WACK!!* off... *WACK!!* [i]still, the lobster stays attached to Rex's toe[/i]
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[i]Chole and Iris heard the screams from the waters afar...[/i]

Chole: I guess no jellyfish this time...

Iris: What makes you think that?

Chole: Just listen...

Rex: Eeeeeeee!

Chole: More of a 'girly' scream than last time...

[i]Chole got up and covered his eyes from the sun, looking at Rex sprawled out on the sand...Kool and Liam were advancing on him with a large....something...raised high above Kool's head...[/i]

Kool: Just hold still...
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Kool-Rex, quit squirming!

Rex-The lobster won't let go, and if it doesn't, your gonna hurt me! :nervous: I'm scared!

Liam-*yanks at the lobster* It won't come off!

Rex-YOW!!!

Kool-*grabs a stick* Hold still! I can't spear it if you're moving!

Rex-You're gonna try to spear me!

Kool-:rolleyes: just hold still. *tries to spear the lobster but as the stick came down on it's hard body, the stick snapped.*

Kool-*looks at the stick* :therock: darn. That's one tough lobster.

Rex-You almost killed me!

Kool-I didn't even get it close to you! And as you can see, I was aiming for the lobster! Let me try something else. *walks a few feet away to find a bigger stick. Liam is still trying to yank the lobster off.*

Rex-YOUCH! STOP THAT! *kicks out at Liam and the lobster uses his other set of pinchers and grabs onto Liam's nose.*

Liam-OW!! Dis fing won' let go ob my dose!!!! :bawl:

Kool-*comes back* What now? *sees the funny pair of wailing boys connected by a lobster* Oh boy. I'm gone for three seconds and you're worse off than before. Now both of you hold still and I'll smash the lobster with this club.

Rex/Liam-NOO!!!

Liam-Yur not ge'ing anybear near my dose wif dat fing!! :nervous: You'll smbash my face off!

Rex-And you'll break my poor foot! :nervous:
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Kool: *ignores them*

Rex: ......quit squirming Liam...

Liam: shut up rex...

Kool: *swings the stick backwards, then hurls it downwards at the lobster, just missing Liam's nose, hitting the lobster, and missing Rex's toe*

Liam: . . . . :eek:

Rex: *faints*

Kool: he's a sad sad little man...

Liam: . . . :eek:
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]By the time the three got to where Iris and Chole were, Rex was still knocked out and Liam still had that face on...[/i]

Liam: :eek:

Chole: Umm...are you okay?

Liam: :eek:

Iris: Erm...

Kool: Well, you saw what I did...*looks at Liam* Man! Relax!

Liam: :eek:

Chole: :rolleyes:

Kool: Ooh...I know..

[i]Kool went into the jungle for a few minutes and came back with two open coconuts.[/i]

Kool: Here, I left these fermenting in the jungle...

Chole: Are you sure they aren't contaminated?

Kool: *looks inside* I think all the organisms are long gone.

Iris: What [i]exactly[/i] did you put in there?

Kool: Well...:D Whatever you use to make liquor...here, Liam, drink...

Liam: :eek:[/COLOR]
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[i]Liam drinks the stuff inside the coconuts[/i]

Liam: ahhh....

Kool: *sigh* Finally, something's gone right...

Rex: *lays on his back on the sand*

[i]***30 minutes later***[/i]

Liam: *THONK!* *falls over, asleep*

Iris: Must have been the drink....

Rex: *falls asleep*

Chole: Him too! :all:

Iris: Don't worry, it's only them two... no big deal....
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Kool-how long do you think they'll be out?

Iris-Um, let's hope it's for several hours so we won't have to worry about them.

Kool/Chole/Iris/Sere-:D

Rex-*starts snoring loudly and starts to sleeptalk.*

Liam-*Liam also starts to sleeptalk. The two boys sound like drunken monkies.*

Kool-oi....-.-'
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: Well, we do have a good portion of the island to ourselves...

Kool: I think I'll go sleep a few hundred feet away from them, near the fire...

Chole: I got the caves by the waters! :D

Kool: Why the caves? :shifty:

Chole: It's small so I'm guessing my body heat'll keep me warm...

Iris: Body heat, eh?

Kool: oh boy... :rolleyes:

Iris: What?

Chole: Er, why don't we all sleep in the cave, I think there's enough room for 3...

Kool: Chole and 2 girls, whata player...

Chole: No...:blush:

Iris: Haha...[/COLOR]
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Kool-alright, but on one condition: These two sleep outside. They're not staying in the cave while their snores echo off the walls. That's not happening.

Iris-Fine with me! :D

Chole-me too! :D

*they wonder off leaving the two boys snoring on the beach. Also, the high tide was coming in.*
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[i]Liam rolled over in his sleep when the feeling of cold water rushed through him. He grimaced and rolled again, but he woke up spluttering when one of the waves crashed into him[/i]

Liam: what the. .*cough* what was in dat tuff? *coughs again and rubs eyes* bleh. .wheres everyone else?

[i]Liam stands up rather shakily and wanders into the forest, following the sound of voices, completely oblivious of Rex still asleep on the beach[/i]

Liam: ello?

*no response*

Liam: *clears throat* ello? anyone there?

*still no response*

Liam: c-mon, I'm not that bad a company am I?

*no response, but the wind sounds awfully alot like laughter*

Liam: right. .I'll just sit on these rocks then. .

*Liam wanders over and sits in front of the cave that the others are in*
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Rex: *water just reaches him* *o.O* ....AHHH.... ahhhh.... *falls back asleep*

Liam: *hears Rex's shout* :confused: what the....

Rex: *rolls over, and keeps rolling until he reaches the water* ................AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! .........:eek: *gets up and runs into the forest*

Liam: *hears Rex: :therock:

Rex: .......*shivering* ...............hellooooo? *hears howling wind*

Liam: wtf was that?!

Rex: boy, that wind sound like laughing.... :drunk: .............HelloooooOOOOOOOOooooo?

Liam: . . . :eek: What the hell?! *hides behing the rocks*

Rex: *wanders by the rocks Liam is hiding behind* Helllllooooooo!?

Liam: *spots Rex, jumps up and grabs him* You idot! You scared the crap outta me!

Rex: .....I did? ...how?

Liam: ........................grrrrr, never mind...
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[i]Rex and Liam frantically look around trying to find out where that voice came from[/i]

Rex: uh... er...

Liam: wha....

*silence*

Rex: That wind is a pain....

Liam: You know, that sounded awfully like Kool's voice.... :rolleyes:

Rex: Yet, we don't know that, do we!

Liam: ....erm..

Rex: For all we know, that voice could be from a ghost of someone who died on this island, looking for revenge on the camera crew, but thinking that WE'RE the camera crew!!!

Liam: ........................................erm.... :worried:

Rex: ........ok, maybe I over exagerated there a little, but still....
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*Rex goes on talking about ghosts all night long. Liam kept nodding his head, but Rex kept waking him up. It was dawn when Kool, Iris, and Chole came out of the cave stretching.*

Kool-ahhhhh. *stretch* so, how did you sleep?

Rex-GHOSTS!!!!!!!!! ATTACK THE GHOSTS!!!!!!!!!

Kool/Iris/Chole-eh? :confused:

Rex-HAAA!!!!! *goes phyco on them and grabs a stick and starts whacking away with it.*

Liam-*looks at Iris, Chole, and Kool who were knocked out on the sand.* They're not going to be happy with you when they wake up....

Rex-Noncense! Ghosts don't wake up once they've died. :D

Liam-erm.........
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Rex: No more ghosts will be after us anymore! :D

Liam: erm.... dude, they weren't ghosts...

Rex: suddddap!! they were, and now they're dead, and now we won't ever see them again....

Liam: er...heh... ok.... Rex, come back and have a look at them again...

Rex: *stops walking away* why?

Liam: because, as I said before, THEY AREN'T GHOSTS!!!!! :flaming:

Rex: woah.... you don't have to yell.... *Rex walks over and has a look*

Rex: :eek: ...... :bawl: ....I killed them... :bawl:

Liam: *checks for pulses* you're lucky...

Rex: ....-_-

Liam: but they won't be happy when they wake up... ;)
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Liam: anyhoo. .I spose we should like. .give them some breakfast, maybe that'll stop them from using our guts for garters . .

[i]Liam wanders off to find some fruit while Rex stays to sit and look at them, and mebbe poke them everynow and again. .but thats besides the point. Rex stayed behind and poked 'em. .here we go I'm rambling. .I was warned about this. .

*continues to ramble on about orange rhinos stuck to fly paper*

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Rex: *poke* *poke*

Liam: *comes back with some fruit*

Rex: *poke* *sees Liam with the fruit* Oooooo, nummies...

Liam: it's not for you idiot! it's for them.... SO GO AWAY!!!!!

Rex: .....:eek: what the hell is up your butt?

Liam: *swiftly turns and looks at Rex, with narrow eyes*

Rex: *sees a half eaten pear-like fruit on the ground beneath Liam* uhh..... eh.. Liam, you didn't eat the pear thingie down there, did you?

Liam: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.... :demon:

Rex: erm.... ok, well just to let you know, that thing looks like it's poisoness.....

Liam: so?

Rex: well..... if you ate it, it's most probably why you're acting the way you are now.... :rolleyes:

Liam: good guess.... :demon:

[i]a bird flies overhead and drops a quite large acorn on Liam's head[/i]

*THONK!!!*

Liam: anyhoo.... time for breaky...

Rex: :drunk:

Liam: Rex, c'mon, come and give me a hand with this fruit...
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*Kool's head starts to hurt. She then opens her eyes and sees Rex next to her*

Kool-*reaches out and grabs Rex by the throat.*

Rex-Gah!!

Kool-*glares at him* My head hurts badly. Do you know why?

Rex-*starts to turn red*

Kool-*tightens her grip* Why? It's because you went phsyco (sp?) on us. Now, why did you go phsyco on us?

Rex-*starts to turn blue*

Kool-Why you went phsyco on us, I'll never know. Do you want to know why I came out of the cave?

Rex-*starts to turn purple*

Kool-Why we came out of the cave? TO STRETCH!!!!! I do NOT appreciate being knocked out as soon as I'm awake!! Now do you know what I'm going to do to you? DO YOU???

Rex-*turns to a dark purple*

Kool-*releases him* I'm not going to deal with you now, that's what. My head hurts too much to worry about you.

Rex-*starts to turn to his normal color and is gasping for air*

Kool-But keep this in mind, Rex: Your punishment has not been forgotten: It has just been delayed.
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Rex: *gasps for air* mah....haaarr....mah............ my.....mah... head.....mahhah.....hurts...mah.... aswell....

Kool: what?!

Rex: *puff* mah......my....head.....mah.... hurts....aswell....

Kool: Your head hurts?! Aswell?!

Rex: mah.... *puff* .....yes....

Kool: :flaming: *anger builds up inside of Kool* I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE YOUR HEAD.... REALLY... HURTING!!!!

Rex: wejeh? *puff*

Kool: GRRRRR.... :flaming:

Rex: wejehejum?

Kool: Arrggghhhh..... :flaming:

Rex: :eek: ......wejehejumhefeju?

Kool: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! :flaming:

Rex: :eek:

[i]Rex tries to run away, but Kool grabs him before he can[/i]

Kool: *picks up a large stick* mmmm?

Rex: :eek: .....wejehejumhefeju? wejumarejum? yudemfu?! :eek:

Kool: *BONK!*

[i]Kool swings the large stick at Rex, and sconns him fair on the head[/i]

Rex: meeegggguuu.......... *faints*

Kool: *calms down* *notices how quiet it is without Rex concious* hmmmm..... maybe Rex should stay.... knocked out.... :demon:

[i]Liam watches on in astonishment[/i]
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Kool-ah. Peace and quiet.

Liam-:eek:

Kool-what?

Liam-Man! You got Rex good!! :eek:

Kool-*nods* Maybe now he'll think twice before he sets me off in a bad mood. But like I said: I wasn't in the mood to deal with him.

Liam-Are you saying that you weren't even trying?!

Kool-*grins*
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Liam: ....:eek:

[i]2 hours goes by....[/i]

Liam: *looks to where Rex [i]was[/i] lying* ....:all:

Kool: *notices Liam* What?

Liam: *points* His gone!

Kool: *looks around, but can't see any sign of Rex* ....eh, oh well. Maybe he won't bother us for a while.... *grins*
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Kool-oi. -.-' if he causes any more trouble....

Liam-I think they're coming around.

*Iris and Chole opened their eyes. Iris sees Liam next to her and strangles him in the same way Kool did.*

Iris-*grabs Liam by the throat.* What did you do that for?

Liam-*goes red* *starts to turn blue*

Kool-He didn't do anything. Rex did.

Iris-oh. *releases Liam* Sorry 'bout that. Where's Rex?

Kool/Liam-*shrug*
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