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RPG 'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Dude Style

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OKay dudes and dudettes! Another Christmas Dude Story... er.. poem is here! Read up!

?Twas the Night Before Christmas: Dude Style

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hood,
not a creature was stirring, and it?s all good.

All the traps were hung by the chimney with dare,
In the hope St. Nicholas soon would be there.

?We?ll trap him!? Dude 1 did say,
?For never giving us stuff, he?ll pay.?

Then what to their
wondering eyes should appear,
A miniature car and a man drinking beer.

A little old driver so boring and slow,
They knew in a moment it must be a hobo.

?Hobo?s don?t have cars.? Dude 2 says quick.
?If it?s not a hobo, it must be St. Nick!?

And more slower than sloths
His dogs all came,
As he shouted "On Stupid!"
And each dog's name.

And so up to the house top
The dogs soon climbed,
With the sleighs full of toys
and fat Santa behind.

Down the chimney he came
With a grunt and a fall.
He landed on the traps,
?OW!!? he did call.

He spoke not a word
But went straight to his work,
leaving the 2 dudes saying
?Man, what a jerk.?

And laying his finger
up into his nose,
Then hitting his head
on the chimney as he rose;

But they heard him say
As he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to al-?
The two dudes shot a missile at his sleigh to their own delight.
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