RPG 'Twas the Night Before Christmas: Dude Style

[Dragon Warrior]

OKay dudes and dudettes! Another Christmas Dude Story... er.. poem is here! Read up!



?Twas the Night Before Christmas: Dude Style


Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hood,
not a creature was stirring, and it?s all good.

All the traps were hung by the chimney with dare,
In the hope St. Nicholas soon would be there.

?We?ll trap him!? Dude 1 did say,
?For never giving us stuff, he?ll pay.?

Then what to their
wondering eyes should appear,
A miniature car and a man drinking beer.

A little old driver so boring and slow,
They knew in a moment it must be a hobo.

?Hobo?s don?t have cars.? Dude 2 says quick.
?If it?s not a hobo, it must be St. Nick!?

And more slower than sloths
His dogs all came,
As he shouted "On Stupid!"
And each dog's name.

And so up to the house top
The dogs soon climbed,
With the sleighs full of toys
and fat Santa behind.

Down the chimney he came
With a grunt and a fall.
He landed on the traps,
?OW!!? he did call.

He spoke not a word
But went straight to his work,
leaving the 2 dudes saying
?Man, what a jerk.?

And laying his finger
up into his nose,
Then hitting his head
on the chimney as he rose;

But they heard him say
As he drove out of sight,
"Merry Christmas to al-?
The two dudes shot a missile at his sleigh to their own delight.

[Deedlit]

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Do another one!!:D

[Dragon Warrior]

oh believe me, i have over 20 pages of these stories.

[Biida]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]
[B]oh believe me, i have over 20 pages of these stories. [/B][/QUOTE]

*appears outta nowhere* Believe him. I've read almost all of them. And they're all very funny.

[Raquel]

lol! you're good at this... i look foreward to the next one

[Deedlit]

20 pages? *sweatdrop*

[Biida]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kool_aid13 [/i]
[B]20 pages? *sweatdrop* [/B][/QUOTE]

Yes. 20 pages... It's amazing how much free time he has, isn't it? lol

[liamc2]

funny! :D :rolleyes: make another, or err, copy another from your computer to put on otaku:p :drunk:

[Pastbyer]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by liamc2 [/i]
[B]funny! :D :rolleyes: make another, or err, copy another from your computer to put on otaku:p :drunk: [/B][/QUOTE]
[color=seagreen]Yeah! Post another one![/color]:rotflmao:

[Dragon Warrior]

Okay okay. I will once I get the chance. Most likely tomorrow and I'll inform u all when i have the Dude Stories website up.

[Warlock]

Very funny! Very funny indeed...:laugh: :laugh:

[Raiha]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Warlock [/i]
[B]Very funny! Very funny indeed...:laugh: :laugh: [/B][/QUOTE][COLOR=royalblue]Most definetly.........a little twisted, but...yeah, still funny. :D[/COLOR]

[9mm Avenger]

:rofllol:Nice job! Lol....Hobo! :laugh: Keep up da "hood" work! It's all good!

[Warlock]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Raiha [/i]
[B][COLOR=royalblue]Most definetly.........a little twisted, but...yeah, still funny. :D[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE]

A...little twisted...I think that's an understatement...

[Raiha]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Warlock [/i]
[B]

A...little twisted...I think that's an understatement... [/B][/QUOTE][COLOR=royalblue]Yeah, but that makes it funny. :D BTW, Majora's mask, that pun was very lame.[/COLOR]

[Dragon Warrior]

Twisted is a good thing, my friend.