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This is awesome. Where do you get your ideas from? I was thinking of making stuff like this but you beat me to it. Guess I will just have to wait. But I got to tell you this stuff is hillarious. Its way funnier than mine.
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Its very simmilar to yours. Basically its about aliens from another planet who came down to explore earth and they got a job on a T.V talk show called " Weird Earth" and they have no idea what they are doing.

See. Do you think I can still post it up?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Dragon Warrior [/i]
[B]Silly Samantha. It was only a 2-part dealy, but I'm on the job with Epi 9 so watch out!
[/B][/QUOTE]

I guess it felt incomplete because you left out the Lamb Chat and the weather and all that good stuff.
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Lamb: (doing his laundry) Dum de dum dum dum? Kobra is dumb?

Shadowy figure: (creeping up)

Lamb: Huh? (turns around) Oh? phew. It?s just Frankenstein. I thought it was something scary.

Frankenstein: Go figure.

Lamb: (continues with his laundry)

Shadowy Figure: (creeps closer)

Lamb: (turns again) Oh. It?s just Dracula. Suck any blood lately?

Dracula: No. Not since the last maiden.

Lamb: Better luck next time.

Dracula: Thanks.

Lamb: Yep. (goes back to laundry)

Shadowy Figure: (creeps so close he?s breathing on Lamb)

Lamb: Ya know, it?s very rude to- (turns around) OH MY GOD!

Shadowy Figure: Muahahahaha!

Lamb: I left my sock out! (runs past shadowy figure and grabs sock)

Shadowy Figure: You?re a lamb. You don?t wear socks.

Lamb: Umm? it?s my cousin?s?

Shadowy Figure: But you just said it?s yours.

Lamb: I can?t explain that.

Shadowy Figure: Yes you can.

Lamb: Look, are you going to beat me up or not?

Shadowy Figure: Yeah? yeah? I guess. (sighs and beats Lamb up)

[B]Later, when the show began...[/B]

Kobra: Welcome to the Kobra and Lamb Show. I?m Kobra.

(silence)

Kobra: I [I]said[/I] I?m Kobra. (smiles)

(silence)

Kobra: Where?s Lamb? (looks over at the stuffed Lamb doll) Lamb! Talk! (he pokes the small doll and it?s head comes off) AHHHH!!!!! LAMB! (he picks up the head and tries to fix it when the real Lamb walks in)

Lamb: What are you doing?

Kobra: Lamb! Your alive! But-then? wha?

Lamb: Shut up and get in your seat.

Kobra: Lamb. Your ear is falling off.

Lamb: Huh? (looks at his ear which IS falling off) Well would ya look at that. Better fix it. (he runs off stage)

[B]Meanwhile, off stage...[/B]

Lamb: (is in costume complete with a small lamb cap, terribly sewn suit, and no hooves or tail) This costume is crap, but it seems to be fooling that stupid no-limb Jabroni. (fixes his ear) Now I?ll take over this show or my name isn?t Mr. Imposter! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Man in audience: HEY! SHUT UP BACK THEREM WILL YA? I?M TRYING TO ENJOY THE SHOW!

Lamb Imposter: Yeah? yeah? (walks back on set) So what are we doing today Kobra?

Kobra: I don?t know. You?re the one that says what we do.

Lamb Imposter: Umm? yeah? so? I say we? destroy the YOU!
Kobra: Okay! What do we do?

Lamb Imposter: Destroy you.

Kobra: That doesn?t sound very fun. I have a life ya know. A girlfriend. Children. Well? not really children, but?

Lamb Imposter: Shut up and get in this rocket.

Kobra: Where?d that come from?

Lamb Imposter: I found it.

Kobra: In a matter of seconds?

Lamb Imposter: Yes, now get in.

Kobra: (shrugs) Okay. (gets inside rocket)

Lamb Imposter: (slams door and fires the rocket out of the area) MUHAHAHAHAHA! Now it?s my show. (rocket splats him) Ow?

[B]Later, after Lamb Imposter?s wounds were tended to...[/B]

Kobra: I say we should do Lamb Chat, Lamb.

Lamb Imposter: Lamb wha?

Kobra: Aww? poor Lamb must of forgot what it was because he got hurt.

Lamb Imposter: Umm? yeah? that?s it. Forgot.

Kobra: Well don?t you worry Lamb. I?ll help you.

[SIZE=4]LAMB CHAT! (BAHH!!!)[/SIZE]

Lamb Imposter: Umm?

(silence)

Man in background: (coughs)

Lamb Imposter: Um?

(Silence)

Kobra: Your suppose to say ?welcome to Lamb Cha-?

Lamb Imposter: Oh yes! Welcome to Lamb Chat. Today we have special guest Legolas the Elf from Lord of the Rings. Don?t ask me why. Popular demand. Probably some Samantha person telling me to?

Kobra: Yeah. Go figure.

Lamb Imposter: Now? umm? (looks at list) Legolas? what is your favorite color?

Legolas: (is about to speak)

Lamb Imposter: Great. (tosses Legolas into the fire)

Kobra: You just killed Legolas!

Lamb Imposter: Yeah. Now our next guest is singing hit? yeah right? TJ from N?Sync.

TJ: How ya doin? Kobra and Lamb.

Lamb Imposter: Swell. Now, TJ, what is your favorite song you made?

TJ: I?d have to say-

Lamb Imposter: Lovely. (tosses TJ into the fire)

Kobra: Those screaming girls aren?t to happy about that, Lamb.

Lamb Imposter: Yeah? What are they going to do?

[B]Later, after Lamb Imposter was maimed by screaming fans...[/B]

Lamb Imposter: Okay. Scratch destroying you for now. Let?s do? (looks at list) Fan Mail.

[SIZE=4]FAN MAIL!!![/SIZE]

Lamb Imposter: Welcome to Fan Mail? soon to be my fan mail? I mean? let?s read some letters.

Kobra: Okay. First one is from Charley.

Lamb Imposter: Hehe?

Kobra: Charley writes:

[I]Dear Kobra and Lamb,

I think you should give your show to Mr. Imposter. He is a cool guy. Everyone loves him. You?ll get good ratings. I also think you two should die.

Your friend, Charley[/I]

Kobra: That was great. You think we should give this guy our show, Lamb?

Lamb Imposter: Yes. (grins evilly) Yes we should.

Kobra: Well, if Lamb says we should, we should.

Lamb Imposter: Good! (pops up in Kobra?s face with a contract) Sign here and it?s all Mr. Imposter?s.

Kobra: Alright.

Lamb: NOOOO!!!

Kobra: What? (looks up)

Lamb Imposter: Curses! Lamb!

Lamb: Stop right there! That Lamb is an imposter!

Lamb Imposter: No I?m not! You have no proof!

Lamb: Yeah I do. Your name even says ?Lamb Imposter?.

Lamb Imposter: So it does. But that doesn?t change a thing. (Leaps at Lamb and the two tumble, now switched around) Which one of us is the real thing, Kobra?

Kobra: Umm? (looks at the real Lamb then at the imposter who looks nothing like the real Lamb) I can?t tell!!

Lamb Imposter: Muhahahaha!

Lamb: I?ll prove I?m the real Lamb! (looks around, the grabs a pipe and bends it)

Audience: Ooo?
Kobra: Lamb!

Lamb Imposter: WAIT! (all stop and look. he grabs a piece of paper and tears it)

Audience: Oh my!

Man in Audience: Now I?m confused again!

Lamb: Oh come on people! You can?t be that dull!

Kobra: I?m confused!

Lamb: Here?s more proof. Kobra, you?re a Jabroni.

Kobra: Lamb!

Lamb Imposter: HOLD IT! Kobra, you?re a Jabroni.

Kobra: Stop confusing me!

Lamb: All he did was mimic me.

Grandpa Lamb: Oh shut up, you Jabroni. (rides in on a motorcycle) You can easily tell who the real one is. It?s him. (points to the Imposter)

Audience: HUH!

Grandpa Lamb: Haha. I?m just poking? your wool. It?s him! (points to the real Lamb)

Police: (runs in and chain up Mr. Imposter) Your coming with us.

Kobra: Take that, Mr. Imposter! You never fooled me!

Lamb: yeah? Sure?

Grandpa Lamb: He impersonated Lamb so he could steal your show.

Mr. Imposter: And I would have got away with it if it wasn?t for those meddling kids and their stupid Jabroni dog. (dragged off)

Lamb: Well, that took all of our show.

Kobra: That sucks.

Grandpa Lamb: Ah. Your show sucks anyways.

Everyone: (laughs)

Scooby Doo: Scooby dooby doooo!!!

[SIZE=3]This has been a Jabroni Broadcasting...[/SIZE]
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NO!!!! NOT LEGOLAS!!!!!!!!! :bawl: (i never even pestered you about it....:confuse2: ) *runs onto the set just before they went off the air and drags a half-charred Legolas out of the fire* Phew! ^_^;;;;;; he's OK!!!

anywho....great show, Gavin. I was laughing so much that my sister came in to check on me and make sure I was OK. I can't wait to read #10.
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Kobra and Lamb may be over for now, but you may now vote for the next comedy show from Disasterpiece Theatre!

Vote from either of these choices-

[B]Frightchasers:[/B] 2 guys chase down the most creepiest and ghoulish monsters and ghosts around. Yet, they add a little comedy to their act. Horror and funny mixed. Who could resist?

[B]Gavin's Crazy Adventures with Sexy Super Models:[/B] Myself stars in my own show about crazy adventures that I have. But I've planned on basing it on stuff like Johnny Bravo and Sheep in the Big City. It's that kind of funny stuff. Sexy Super Models. BOOYAH!

[B]Goatman:[/B] A stupid yet heroic super hero named Goatman takes on the world's most diobolical villians. If he's smart enough, he'd leave it to Batman, Spiderman, and Superman. But as I said before, he's stupid...

[B]Jax & Rider:[/B] 2 unlikely heroes set off to save their world from mass destruction. Who knew?

VOTE TODAY: Goatman is the winner!
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