The Spectacular Professor Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Oh, Edward. You lucky sunofagun. Sure, it cost you an arm, a leg and a brother, but plenty of peeps would love to have your skillz. Just clap your hands and the damage goes away? That would be awesome, quite frankly. So today I broke a windshield. So bad it had to be replaced. Those things are really freaking expensive. Thread topic is exactly what it says on the tin.[/FONT]
jomz Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 A windshield, you say? Bummer... I sure could use a clap to fix my old PC... instead of upgrading... Toss in some added stuff for the equivalent trade, and tada! Brand new spanking stuff... I might as well clap that melted ice cream back to it's frozen glory while I'm at it...
Solo Tremaine Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 [COLOR=#503F86]The hole in my femur. That'd be nice.[/COLOR]
Japan Posted February 20, 2009 Posted February 20, 2009 The hole in my wallet whenever I buy books I already own without realizing it.
chibi-master Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Mistakes I make in the middle of a Kata...WAAAUGH!!!:animedepr That, or some of my classmates' seemingly infant-like intelligence levels.
Allamorph Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 [quote name='chibi-master']Mistakes I make in the middle of a Kata...WAAAUGH!!!:animedepr That, or some of my classmates' seemingly infant-like intelligence levels.[/quote] [FONT=Arial]Kind of hard to fix those with equivalent exchange, bucko. Actually, I'd like to fix these Valentine's Day suckers going to seed on my desk into something far tastier. Like, say, however many Tootsie Pops I could get out of the material present, plus whatever extra I need from my old Chemistry notes. Should be enough atoms in there to get at least a quarter-bag. I mean, what else am I going to do with all these suckers?[/FONT]
Dagger Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 [quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Kind of hard to fix those with equivalent exchange, bucko.[/FONT][/QUOTE] I was going to say "the economy!" until you reminded me of this little catch. Darn. This brings up another question--what if I wanted to, say, switch a messy first draft of something for a perfect final draft? It's only words on paper, so assuming one overwrote to begin with (to make the final draft end up the same length or shorter, rather than longer), the material used wouldn't change. Hm. ~Dagger~
The Spectacular Professor Posted February 21, 2009 Author Posted February 21, 2009 [quote name='Dagger']I was going to say "the economy!" until you reminded me of this little catch. Darn.[/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Well, you could always [spoiler]kill off half the nation and make a Philosopher's Stone.[/spoiler] Come to think of it, where [I]is[/I] all this federal bailout money coming from, anyway?[/FONT]
Desbreko Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 [color=#4B0082]First thing that comes to mind? My bedroom window. It's been cracked for about fifteen years now and there's actually a large piece of it not connected to the outer frame at all anymore. Every time a big storm comes through I'm afraid it's finally going to shatter, leaving my room (and my PC right near said window) open to the elements. Second thing, the cord on my old headset. It worked perfectly for a couple years until the stupidly thin wire broke in one spot along the cord and bam, no more sound out of the headphones. That's all that's wrong with it. I actually like my new headset more but not $30-because-they-were-cheap-as-hell-with-the-wiring more.[/color]
Rachmaninoff Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 Never seen the show but why not? I'll go with the family car I share with my brothers. The air conditioning is shot and the back windows won't roll down anymore. =P @Ace: Special trees? The kind that are imaginary, but we'll just pretend they exist.
Ikillion Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 [COLOR=#35160f][SIZE="1"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"]My Car. As much as I enjoy driving a car that can explode at any minute... well yeah it can explode at any minute. Well that and the countless number of servos and motors that I've broken on the robot I'm building, those things are so not cheep.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Allamorph Posted February 21, 2009 Posted February 21, 2009 [quote name='Dagger']This brings up another question--what if I wanted to, say, switch a messy first draft of something for a perfect final draft? It's only words on paper, so assuming one overwrote to begin with (to make the final draft end up the same length or shorter, rather than longer), the material used wouldn't change.[/quote] [FONT=Arial]The key problem with human transmutation was always that the soul was an indefinable unless one applied another soul as a reactant. So here, how do you quantify creative effort, skill, and knowledge?[/FONT]
chibi-master Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 [quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Come to think of it, where [I]is[/I] all this federal bailout money coming from, anyway?[/FONT][/QUOTE] Taxes and borrowed money from China. At least, I'm pretty sure that's what I heard...
Roxie Faye Posted February 22, 2009 Posted February 22, 2009 [color=#9933CC]The fact that my laptop battery is dead. I imagine transmutation could take care of the ion/electron problem really easily. There are other things I WISH even trasmutation could fix, but alas, it does not extend to human relationships...[/color]
Aaryanna Posted February 26, 2009 Posted February 26, 2009 [FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DarkGreen"]We have an older computer that doesn't work. I wouldn't mind fixing that so we'd have more than one around here. XD It wouldn't hurt to also fix the central air. It doesn't quite work right so that would be nice too. [/COLOR][/FONT]
Botar Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 I wish I could clap my hands and my permanet record could be fixed, that and my hair, it got cut DX
EzjChibi Posted December 2, 2009 Posted December 2, 2009 Actually, come to think of it i wish i could be like Edward clap my hands together and SHWA! fix this unicorn dealy my sister gave me... It was the head of a unicorn nd it was all silver nd it was on this little wooden base nd it looked really cooll... but several years ago when she had first given it to me, i walked into my room and saw it lying on the floor and found the 2 ears and horn broken off and behind my bed, and the base was broken off too... i was really upset, and so was my sister. I wish i coulda used alchemy to just fix it right then and there..then no one would have ever known it was broken! Also it woulda freaked the heck out of whoever broke it and saw it was in perfect condition x3
rotlung Posted January 14, 2010 Posted January 14, 2010 I'm in the construction field so I would love to have all the building materials delivered to a site, claps my hands and ta da there is a brand new house that I can sell for $100,000. Would make my life a hell of a lot easier.... I'm also down for just transmuting food, grain to bread and stuff like that. Take cooking out of the equation cause I'm bad at it
Guest MCRfan333 Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 yay miniskirts can I have one but my brother lolz
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