Dan L

Our most recent cat is from a rescue centre. She wasn't hurt at all, but her former owners abandoned her and her mother, and moved house. She was only a few weeks old at the time. fortunately, she doesn't seem bothered by it at all.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B] hey, I like monkeys, lol.... at least your not a rooster -_- [/B][/QUOTE] at least [i]you're[/i] not a [b]PIG[/b] :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

Ah ha ha ha ha haa... Why (on registration forms and such) is there a 'tick the box if you [i]don't[/i] want any info' box? (instead of a 'tick the box if you [i]do[/i] want any info' box) Why does inflation exist? Why the **** does 'the exception that proves the rule', prove the rule? How do manufacturers know the exact day that food goes off? (and it never actually does on that day) OK I'm done....

It all depends on you definition of an optimist an a pessimist..... right... that's it... I'm just unusual. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Delian [/i] [B]I'd have to say, i'm an optimist... The cup is half full not half empty [/B][/QUOTE] Yeah... I'm neither, I just call it half a cup....

DAMMIT!!! 1983!! YEAR OF THE [SIZE=5]PIG!!!![/SIZE] ........ ........ ........ DAMMIT!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PiroMunkie [/i] [B][SIZE=1]Oxygen isn't present inside the bottle to activate the glue's hardening process.[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] Oxygen, eh? Nah, it's just that air isnt in there. It don' need oxygen in particular. Note: if you leave the lid off a glue bottle, it [i]will[/i] dry. ITs not the lack of air, it's the lack of air movevment that keeps it from drying. [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D.Dark[/i] Neither. Chickens are an evolution of something, and all things came from bacteria, which was in the form of primordial soup (In science, so nothing to do with religion). Therefore, if the first chicken's ancestor was a microbe, therefore making the microbe a chicken, and microbes don't lay eggs, as they divide up, so the first chicken was actually first! [/QUOTE] D.Dark, I really hate to argue with what you posted, but I [i]have[/i] to just say... that all that proves is that the microbe came before the chicken. Not that the chicken came before the egg.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Renee [/i] [B]To all who answered the questions (especially Deus_Ex_Machina) You have no life. :p :D Heres some dumb questions 1. If goose is geese, the is moose meese? 2. Why do dogs sniff each other? Or better yet, why do they always sniff people in the crotch? 3. Why is it that most Japanese people (in anime) have normal eyes, while Americans have eyes that take up half of there head? That all I can think of, sad huh? [/B][/QUOTE] Hmmmmm... I have no life... well..... :shifty: :shifty: Your questions on the other hand, though still not rhetorical, are unanswerable... except for no. 1... the answer is no.... [QUOTE]SHOW OFF![/QUOTE] [i]KICKS Darncoolguy1[/i]:D

I don't think it is possible to go through high scholl without some form of pain. even in english high schools. For some reason i've always been very resistant to pain. Once, this guy (in the third year... I have no idea what the equivalent is in america but he was 13-14, I was in the first year, 11-12) was trying to throw someone in the skip (you have them in the US but i can't remember the name over there, basically a big square-ish metal bin)... and I decided to stop him... so he punched me in the face, and I just stood there and laughed at him... hahaa there's nothing like that to put down a bully's self esteem:D !

Couldn't have said it better, seph. My IQ.... 149... here's the site.... [URL=http://www.intelligencetest.com]intelligencetest.com[/URL]

I have a brother. He's 5 years younger than me, but he's pretty cool. He's very similar to me in many ways :D I have been training him in the ways of Deus.

Dammit! Why did no one put me on the boat? goin' by the account so far I never left the UK.... so I'm gonna change that.... --------------------------------------- [b]time for a flashback[/b] --------------------------------------- [i]Warlock, Flash, and Neil all left the truck for the boat. Deus was the only one left as far as he knew[/i] Deus: like hell am I gonna get left behind! [i]Deus jumped out of the truck, and ran towards the docks. Suddenly, planes started going overhead[/i] Deus (still running): ****! [i]At the dock, Deus saw a large yacht getting ready to leave, and ran even faster towards it. Just as the yacht started moving, Deus jumped on board[/i] Deus: try to forget about me, will ya? -------------------------------------- [b]end of flashback[/b] -------------------------------------- [i]Deus stood at the back of the boat, watching the barely visible flashes over England. He thinks to himself:[/i] Why am I doing this. I got into this to try to help sort that f**king country out, and now look what happened [i]Deus continues watching for a moment, then steps inside the yacht, everyone else asleep.[/i]

BWAHAHA(I been sayin that a lot lately) Time for Deus's expolanation of the chicken-egg question... [i]Either answer could possibly be correct. Evolution has been proven. Anyone who says 'it depends whether you beleive in evolution' is a walking, talking idiot. Beleif in religion is one thing, but evolution is a FACT. The explanation for the problem goes like this. Once upon a time there was a bird which for all intensive purposes we will call 'species A' and that bird had lots of little baby chicks, which grew up into more adult specimens of species A. after thousands of years, the process of DNA replication produces small differences in DNA sequence (this also has been PROVEN), which results in small differences in the birds. After a considerable time, chickens evolved. Now. If chickens did not initially use eggs to give birth to their young (which is VERY unlikely) the the chicken came before the egg, however, if species A used eggs, then th egg came before the chicken. Since Dinosaurs laid eggs, and chickens were not around in the time of the dinosaurs, I believe that the egg came before the chicken :D. This explanation brought to you by Deus Ex Machina.[/i] My god that was long. Oh yeah, about my riddle D.Dark is on the right lines with the first one, but the rest of you are way off...

Can I be J.C.Denton from Deus Ex??? I know it's actually a first person game but.. It kind of has RPG elements.. or so they say... JCD is cool cos he has little nanomachines that enhance his strength an stuff... He's kind of a half robot with no metal on the outside.:freak:

Man.... I must be like.. super intelligent man or something.. I never thought zelda was the main character...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Herman Nation [/i] [B][SIZE=3]Herman gets the ball off of the 'Blitzoff' and stops....waits and passes the ball to Machina..[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] WTF??? Firstly, Herman, I'm [i]not[/i] on your team.... Secondly, Herman, I'm [i]not[/i] on the [i]other[/i] team either.... Thirdly, Herman, [i]don'[/i] call me Machina. If you gonna call me anything, just Deus.....

Sorry, but... those questions are [i]never[/i] rhetorical... 1) Because you got punished for what you [i]did[/i] do, which is [i]failing to hand in homework[/i] 2) no, if it meant 'strike from hunger' it'd be called a 'strike [i]from[/i] hunger 3) because if you didn't, theyd get dirty[i]er[/i] 4) nervous tension 5) .... The word software originated because hardware was called...'hardware'... why? because the first computers were the size of a [i]hardware store[/i]... (at least that's what my teacher once told me), and software is kind of the opposite of hardware, hence 'soft'

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PiroMunkie [/i] [B][SIZE=1]*Ahem* [b]Sound[/b] :)[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] DAMMIT! I wuz gon' post that answer! Oh well... Hehehahahaaa..... I am enjoyed by some, despised by others, and some abuse me. I am a sacrament, a gift. I am never-ending, yet at times some break me. What am I? There is a thing that nothing is and yet it has a name. It's sometimes tall and sometimes short, joins our talks and joins our sports and plays at every game?

[i]Deus was on the other side of the road to the building where the party was going on, in one of the PM's party member's residence. He peered through his sniper sight. He saw a lot of gunfire outside, and manged to pick off a few guards. Then Neil took all the rest out, and none were to be seen[/i] Deus: Hmmmm... Quiet...... I dont like it...... [i]Deus's phone rang[/i] Deus: Hello..... CRAP! We started a [i]war[/i]?????? OK, I understand... [i]Just then, a Russian soldier burst through the door to the room that Deus was in[/i] Russian: DON'T MOVE!!!.... Now, give me your gun.... [i]Deus turned around to give his gun to the Russian soldier with his right arm, when suddenly a dart flew into his face (The russian's face, to clear that up)[/i] Deus: Note to Russians; Deus always has a mini crossbow on his right wrist, even if you can't see it [i]Deus jumped out of the first floor window into a nearby tree, then dropped to the ground, and ran to the others[/i]

STOP! Don't do it! It'll only get deleted if you continue, trust me, I've tried this before!

Deus: Andrew.. we have to go... Ken has a private jet Andrew: ??? WHAT? is my plane not good enough? Deus: Not now that it's bugged, no.... Andrew: OK, but can I at least blow it up? Deus:...... Deus: I think that defeats the objective of trying not to raise suspicion. [i]Deus and Andrew were about to leave the plane, when there was a knock on the cabin door...[/i] Security Guard: is someone in there? [i]Deus hid behind the door while Andrew sat at the pilot's seat. The security guard walked in. He walked towards Andrew[/i] Security Guard: whats going on here.. you aren't the regular pilot.... [i]Just at that moment, Deus snapped the security Guard's neck, and he dropped to the floor[/i] Andrew: Man, Deus, you just [i]don't like people[/i] do you? Deus: shut up and let's go [i]Deus and Andrew walked off the airplane and towards Andrew's newly acquired private jet[/i]

Anywhere as long as I dont have my phone with me. Seriously, though. I like this PC lab at uni, where I am right now. No-one from work can bother me here :) .

Ken(on the phone): WHAT? You found a guy setting a tracking device and brought it on board the plane? Deus: Yeah... I have an idea. Basically I throw the f***er off halfway through the flight... and they [i]might[/i] think we crashed. Ken:.... that sounds pretty uhh.. stupid.. Deus: Hey, they wouldn't have sent this tracking device if they didnt think they'd keep it on us, would they? Ken: who is 'they' Deus: ....I dunno I killed the guy too fast. C'mon, man, what's gonna go wrong, even if they don't believe we crashed, they won't know where we are anymore.. Ken:.... I'll give it a thought.. Deus: Oh and about the assination.. I have a feeling that were gonna see some bad **** happening... So I reckon I should hide somewhere and I can be yer sniper if anything goes wrong and cover you... and if some real bad **** happens then I'll come down and give you a hand, what do you think??

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj babe [/i] [B]I have been wearing contacts for um...... 3 months........... They don't hurt at alll when u put then in ur eye. what i do is i put the solution on the lense then stick it on the side of my eye. blink a few times and then u could see! [/B][/QUOTE] Yes.. most people do.. but I was not blessed with the ability to do such a thing. I just.. can't stick something in my eye without looking at it. I have to put it directly onto the pupil. It's strange I know but it's just the way I do it. It took me a while to get over my squeamishness about puttin' things in my eyes too. But then, when the opticians had just about lost hope (yeah, the ones I go to won't let you have the lenses til you can put em in and take em out), I did it!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Squashed Snail [/i] [B] I have a 5.95 perscription. :toothy: I can't even see a metre in front of me clearly without my contact lenses or glasses on..... And according to the optomitrist (sp?), my eyes are getting worse every year by 0.15..... *sigh* [/B][/QUOTE] YO! Deus wears contacts! Me gots cool ones that you can wear for a month without taking them out even when you sleep! What... 5.95?? I'm 2.75 in my left eye, 3.25 in my right... so I'm an average of 3.00 ...and [i]my[/i] vision is bad... 5.95 must be very bad indeed... [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Delian [/i] [B] Astigmatism is really bad. Can laser surgery fix it? I hear it can do wonders these days:) The only thing i've ever needed for my eyes was Visine Revive, but I've been blessed with good eye sight, although they do tend to cloud up a little when I get migranes...which is not often, thank God. [/B][/QUOTE] Although laser surgery can fix the short sightedness in astigmatism (which may be what you meant, but I'll continue anyway), It can not actually fix the shape of the eye, if that's what you meant..

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by MajinVegeta[/i] The door to the briefing room opens and Andrew steps in now in Jeans and a vest. He aims His desert Eagle at Ken and pulls the trigger. It hits Ken straight in the head. They all look at Ken and then at Andrew. Ken, still alive, puts his hand to his head and pulss out...........a sticky dart........? [/QUOTE] And to think I let this guy kill someone in my first post here... j/k.. -------------------------------------------------- Deus (on the phone): Yo, Andrew, where exactly [i]is[/i] this plane? .... Deus: OK... If you say so... *puts phone down* [i]Just then Deus noticed a shadow walking in the distance. He decided to follow.[/i] ------ [i]Meanwhile, on the plane[/i] Andrew: come on.... *twitches* where are you guys... *twitches*... I'm [i]waiting[/i].... *gets his phone out and gives Ken a verbal beating* ------ [i]The guy that Deus was following reached the plane, and proceeded to place something on the bottom of the plane*[/i] Deus: hey... what the **** is that? ????: huh? *turns around, looks around him but can't see anybody* who was that? ... ????: *slowly walks away from the plane* I'm sure I heard someone... Deus: you did *proceeds to put a little shiny bullet in the back of ????'s head*... Now lt's see what he was putting on the plane... *walks up to the plane*... hmmm... a tracking device... this could be useful... [i]Deus goes on board the plane[/i] Deus: Yo Andrew... someone just tried to bug your plane... Andrew: Another one of Donqua's guys? Deus:..... how would I know? I didn't ask him... Andrew:..........you should really start doing that.. wait.. did you say that was a bug.. as in a tracking device? WAY THE **** DID YOU BRING IT ON MY PLANE??? Deus: Don't worry OK, I got it all sorted...