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Ok, I just had a random thought that began with riots and rednecks. Who, if you could pick anyone throughout time and space, would you want to see duke it out in the Coliseum? I've got a few ideas.

Marilyn Monroe vs. Paris Hilton (battle of the no-talent blondes)
Hitler vs. Al Gore (two lying nit-wits)
A basic samurai vs. a basic european knight ( that'd just be sweet)

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my mom and your mom. (JOKE!!! :animeswea )

but seriously...
Abraham Lincoln vs. George Washington (fight of the founding fathers!)
Hilary Duff vs. Lindsay Lohan (I hope they both lose)
Paul Martin vs. Stephen Harper... or Jack Layton vs. either of the two (Battle of the Canadian politicians!)
Dick Cheney vs. a giant quail (heh)
Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie (battle of the bones!)
Gandhi vs. Albert Einstein (one was a non violence activist; the other contributed to the emergence of nuclear bombs but also warned about what would happen if a nuclear war happened, and was a peace activist as well... pretty good matchup eh?)
Darwin vs. The Pope (finally put this evolution vs. creationism to a close!)

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[quote name='KatanaViolet']Darwin vs. The Pope (finally put this evolution vs. creationism to a close!)[/quote]
[FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]Have you [i]seen[/i] the current Pope? Or, rather, Emperor Pope-atine? My vote is for him just because he's the most devious-looking!

Anyways, here are some of my match-ups:

A four-way Battle of the Conquerers: Genghis Khan vs. Attila the Hun vs. Alexander the Great vs. Eric the Red. That would be SWEET.

Adam Smith vs. Karl Marx. Decides once and for all which system is better, capitalism or communism!

Pair that one with Richard Nixon vs. Nikita Kruschev. The Kitchen Debate redux, only this time, instead of fighting with words, they fight with BREAK-DANCING. Who wouldn't want to see Nixon bust a move?

Thomas Alva Edison vs. Nikola Tesla. The great inventors duke it out!

Ooh! And here's a big one! Steve Irwin vs. a [URL=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcosuchus]SuperCroc![/URL] It was one of the biggest predators to ever live, and certainly the largest Crocodile-like creature ever.

Those are the fights I'd like to see.[/FONT][/COLOR]

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[QUOTE=Rhym][font=Times New Roman][color=darkslategray]

Ooh! And here's a big one! Steve Irwin vs. a [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcosuchus"]SuperCroc![/url] It was one of the biggest predators to ever live, and certainly the largest Crocodile-like creature ever.

Those are the fights I'd like to see.[/color][/font][/QUOTE]Hahaha, likewise.

I would like to see Steve Irwin vs. Jeff Corwin. The battle of the nature men!

Otakuboards vs. AnimeNewsNetwork. I'm just interested to see the outcome of that.:catgirl:
Bill Gates vs. all the middle class people. Now that would just be plain funny.

The inventor of the Hewlet Packard computer vs. the creator of the Dell computer.

And finally, Books A Million vs. Barnes and Noble. The battle of the bookstores.

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[quote name='Farto the Magic']Hitler vs. Al Gore (two lying nit-wits)[/quote][size=1]I [i]know[/i] you're not talking about Gore. I must've heard you wrong.

[QUOTE]A basic samurai vs. a basic european knight ( that'd just be sweet)[/QUOTE]Aw, c'mon! That's not even fun -- a basic european knight would destroy a samurai. The katana was actually a weapon designed to hit flesh and not steel, so the katana would break after about two clashes with another sword, let alone a broadsword. Then again, the main weapon of the samurai was a bow.

I'd like to see Jesus versus Buddha or Gandhi ... lmao.

Godzilla versus Japan would be pretty awesome too.[/size]

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Sounds quite fun.

First off would be
Fidel Castro and Che Guevara Vs. George Bush and Dick Cheney.
(Two revolutionaries Vs. Two reactionary capitalist.)

secondly.
Al Frankin Vs. Bill O'Riely (did i spell his last name right?)
(Inteligent witty politcal talk show host vs fat blubbering [B]ignorant[/B] blowhard)

Third
Emma Goldman Vs. Carnigie
(Anarchist Vs. Capitalist.)

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I found this to be a very interesting subject. As such I gave this some good thought, and tonight, for your main event.

Salman Rushdie vs. Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini. These two titans have been at each others throats for decades and it's time to bring this feud to an end in final knock, drag out, no holds-barred brawl. One is a radical spirtual leader, the other is an acclaimed author. Who will win?

Micheal Moore vs. George W. Bush. These two have been trying to discredit each other for years, now it's time to put up or shut up.

And just for the fun of it: I. Lewis "Scooter" Libey vs. Tom Delay. These two are a pair of former congressional super stars and now it's time to let that pent up anger out on one another for the entertainment of all there fans.

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[color=blue]-Jack Thompson vs Carl Johnson, Tommy Vercetti, and Claude Speed (Muwahahahahaha!)

-Kool Aid Guy vs Randy Savage (Oh yeah!)

-Chuck Norris vs Mr. T vs Vin Diesel (I left out Adam West because that would make it unfair)

-Kurt Cobain vs Axl Rose

-Mr. Rogers vs Pee Wee Hermin[/color]

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[COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Ok, here are some I would want to see:

Spiderman Vs. Batman (I consider both to be very ninja-like, more so Batman, but I would love to see this fight...)

The Bride from Kill Bill Vs. Any other "Badass" Main Chick from a Movie (This is so unfair it's not funny, though I laugh... :animeswea )

Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson (Would probably be the most hilarious fight in the world)

Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist Vs. Harry Potter (Philosopher's Stone...Socreror's Stone...same difference.)

That's all I can think off for now. :o [/FONT] [/COLOR]

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[QUOTE=Tatsubei Yagyu][COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]
Edward Elric from Full Metal Alchemist Vs. Harry Potter (Philosopher's Stone...Socreror's Stone...same difference.)[/FONT] [/COLOR][/QUOTE]
I don't suppose you've seen [url=http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=168][u]this[/u][/url]?

(Ed would own Harry, as far as I'm concerned.)

I'd like to see Jon Stewart versus Bill O'Reilly. I know they've already taken each other on verbally, but I want to witness them [i]really[/i] going at it.

~Dagger~

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[COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Ha, this is actualy a rather intresting idea I would like to see..

Chuck Norris Vs. The world. - Just to see if he really could, with a roundhous kick of course.

This is one that I have always wondered ever since I first saw them back when I was just so tall.

Pokemon Vs. Digimon - There can only be one show with the name mon in it. Who would win though? Exactly..

All of the Otakuboards staff Vs All the Otakuboards staff - Just so we can really see who is the best person on the staff team. You all cant say you haven't wondered at one time or another.

maybe more to come later? I am tired right now[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

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[b][color=crimson]OtakuBoards.com Vs. OtakuBoard.com:[/color][/b][color=crimson] The latter is offline now, but this is from any timeline, right? I can't recall how many times I left out the "S" and got scarred for life at what I saw... The crab-mascot thingy still creeps me out. :(

[b]Ronald McDonald Vs. Old McDonald:[/b] One owns a farm, eieieio, and one is the mascot for a huge corporate entity that uses a lot of cow. The stipulation being that if Old McDonald loses, Ronald gets the old farm and, instead of continuing to host a variety of animals , it would become a bovine-exclusive farm. If Old McDonald wins, Ronald has to convert to Bhudism, and forgo beef from all mcDonald's product.
[b]
Fox News Channel Vs. Cable News Network:[/b]
News Corp's finest duke it out against FOX's hot-shots over Election '08. Will Fox once again prevail with it's unbiased, balanced and fair approach? Or will the CNN's slants and leans prove a slippery slope?

[b]Charles Vs. n00b wannabee image posters:[/b] There is only one image poster around here, seeing Charles put wannabees in their place should prove to be the highlight of any Celebrity deathmatch super-smash melee!

[img]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2323/clapping1ry.gif[/img]
(In honour of Charles!!1)[/color]

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Oprah vs. Jerry Springer. (that would be hilarious, one is a talk show hostess that brings out solid cases the other one bringsnonsense)

The Rock vs. Chuck Norris :animestun

Adam Sandler vs. Ben Stiller (the battle of the two funny dudes)

Sarah J. Paker vs. Kim Cattrall (they been fighting even after the ending on Sex and the City so it would be fun to see them fight)

Within Temptation vs. Lacuna Coil (both goth bands from Europe fighting over who is best in DDR, hilarious)

Harry Potter vs. Godzilla (I would love to see Godzilla beat Potter before he can use his wand)

Vin Diesel vs. Jason Statham (they can both do amazing stunts and for people who don't know Jason he was Frank Martin in the Transporter)

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[COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS][QUOTE=Dagger]I don't suppose you've seen [url=http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=168][u]this[/u][/url]?

(Ed would own Harry, as far as I'm concerned.)[/QUOTE]

Yeah... :p

I don't care if he survived that "evil dude with the name I can't spell's" magic, a good stabbing in the face would take him out!

Stewie Griffin vs. The Rugrats (Now THAT would be hilarious.)

Sonic the Hedgehog Vs. The Flash (A battle of Sonic Speed[I]!!![/I])

[B]Tatsubei Yagyu[/B] Vs. Any One Esle on Otakuboards (BRING IT!!!! :flaming: [SIZE=1]only kidding...:))[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]

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Starwind vs. Yatsubei Yagyu. I'll take your challenge. Bring it on little man.

Britney Spears vs. Paris Hilton. It's time for the hillbilly show down. One, super star pop singer and the other was.... on some show. They are both well noted twits in the community, it's time to determine who is the dippiest twit.

Lindsey Lohan vs. Nick Noltie. Lets have these two examples of AA failure. This one will be a power house, bar brawl.

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