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[SIZE=1]...Arg.

Okay, so now the OB has a red skin. Unfortunately for you, James has given [B]you[/B] the credit for said skin. A horde of angry n00bs who lyk luf teh col0r bluuuuu! have started sending you endless amounts of PMs/IMs etc. and have been spamming up the board with angry posts about how the colour blue is so much better than red. You have caused the greatest spam war of OB's history.

(I suck, yes. That was hard)

[B]I wish the Atlantic Ocean didn't exist.[/B][/SIZE]
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[FONT=Palatino Linotype]EDIT: I write my post at the same time as Zeke

Yes, Zeke. Your wish of erasing the Atlantic Ocean from the earth has been granted. Thing is the disappearance of Atlantic Ocean had disturbed the earth's balance. As earth had lost lots of it's weight, it's orbital path had been strayed far from what it should be. This would eventually causes something that all ppl wouldn't want to happen, doomsday!!!

[b]I wish I could read other ppl's thoughts by my will[/b][/FONT]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Congradulations! You can now read other people's thoughts! Unfortunatly, you cannot control this power, and you are constantly bombarded by billions of thoughts every second. This eventually causes you to drive a rusty screwdriver through your forehead, which, although doesn't kill you, turns you into a vegitable for life.

I wish I had a big screen plasma TV[/COLOR][/FONT]
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[SIZE=1][I][B]~Z-z-z-zap![/B][/I]

There y'go, Ziggy, one big-screen plasma TV. The great thing is, you've even made the guys at the local TV factory happy. You see, a few weeks back a TV somehow managed to gain a will of its own, and by some strange mechanism managed to build itself a set of weapon-loaded limbs with which it could terrorise the factory workers. Then all of a sudden - [I]*Poof!*[/I] - and it was gone, delivered straight to your door. The factory workers've been saved, and the killer plasma TV has a new plaything, namely you. Everybody wins! ...Except, of course, [I]you[/I].

[I][COLOR=DimGray][singing][/COLOR]Wish...B...Tru-u-ue![COLOR=DimGray][/singing][/COLOR][/I]

[B][I]I wish for a lifetime supply of luxury toilet paper and caviar![/I][/B][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=1][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]Sturgeon eggs and triple ply for you and only you! Unfortunately, you seem to have developed a fish egg allergy and you use all your toilet paper because of the diarrhea that never ends.

[B]I wish I was the best graphic artist on the OB.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B]
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[QUOTE=Zhara][SIZE=1][FONT=Lucida Sans Unicode]Sturgeon eggs and triple ply for you and only you! Unfortunately, you seem to have developed a fish egg allergy and you use all your toilet paper because of the diarrhea that never ends.

[B]I wish I was the best graphic artist on the OB.[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]

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Wish granted, m'dear. With a catch, however. Being the best is very demanding! With skills like yours, your talents are in high-demand, everyone wanting something from you. Eventually, due to listening to excessive amounts of whining, lack of sleep, and eyeaches from staring at a computer screen CONSTANTLY, you go completely insane. They find you in your closet, hugging your knees to your chest screaming "No more pixels! Pleassssseeee!"

[B]I wish for shoes. And a haircut. And a new outfit. But they have to be cute shoes.[/B][/SIZE]
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[FONT=Palatino Linotype]EDIT: Darn it! This is my second time on this thread to reply on the same time as other ppl!

Oh yeah, that's an easy wish to grant. You get a new haircut, outfit, and a new cute pair of shoes. But then the haircut you get can't exacly be called nice, as it makes you more like a strayed homeless person that wanders around your neighbours back alleys. The outfit you get was no more than a dirty and ripped apart old cloth that again made you looked like what I had described above.

You might think that the shoes part might save you from the "Most Pathetic Being Ever Existed" title but honestly it didn't. Your shoes, shaped like a smiling bunny, might be the most cutest thing ever made. But it's just made you perfectly looked more like an idiot, on those cloths of yours.

Oh yeah, do I already mention that you didn't wear any pants?

The terrible looks you had now made all ppl, even your family, didn't recognize you, or rather, didn't want to recognize you anymore. You had fall into the depths of despair, with no one wanted to help you or even get near to you. A few days of such situation had made your mind gone totally insane. Needless to say, your demise is only a matter of time.

I'm so horrible...I'm really sorry if I'm being rude on this :animeblus, it's just that I really enjoy this so yeah...:D

[b]I wish I could destroy anything or kill anyone by only wishing for it[/b]

Once again, sorry if I offend anyone...[/FONT]
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[Font=Arial]Yeah, you see that's such a difficult wish to grant, I may actually have to use a brain cell. *thinks*

*poof*

You can kill all with just a simple wish. The only problem is, you had a bad day. You killed your best friend's cat. So, you wish you were dead. Yeah... they find your ashes 10,000 years later and laugh at you.

This is fun. I like this game. ^^

[B]I wish I could meet any star I could by saying only a word.[/B][/font]
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[FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Congradulations! You can summon any star just by singing a word!

Unfortunatly for you, stars are very, very hot! In fact, they are so hot, that the second a star gets near the atmosphere of the earth, the entire planet is cooked and the oceans boil! Everyone dies! Congradulations for ending the friggin human race, jerk.

I wish I was a bucket of paint.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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Dun dun dun! Now your wish of a bucket of paint has been granted. The only weird thing is that this is outer space paint which is made from hydrochloric acid. While in the process of checking out your paint you accidentally drip some on youself and it begins to melt your skin. Being so startled, you drop the bucket of paint all over yourself and sadly, your skin, bones, and internal organs melt. Leaving you as a puddle of what was previously Ziggy Stardust.

[b]I wish I had the power of teleportation.[/b]
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[QUOTE=kayutori_sama]Dun dun dun! Now your wish of a bucket of paint has been granted. The only weird thing is that this is outer space paint which is made from hydrochloric acid. While in the process of checking out your paint you accidentally drip some on youself and it begins to melt your skin. Being so startled, you drop the bucket of paint all over yourself and sadly, your skin, bones, and internal organs melt. Leaving you as a puddle of what was previously Ziggy Stardust.

[b]I wish I had the power of teleportation.[/b][/QUOTE]

Im your magic god mother wish granted DING
you can telaport but what this you cant controll where you go now your in the center of the earth.


I wish I had a bottomless suply of [COLOR=Red]Jerkey[/COLOR] :D
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Yay, now you have a bottomless supply of jerky. Sadly for you, the jerky companies must spend allt heir time working making jerky only for you. Thus, and angry mob forms and workers go on strike. They bombard your house and you get trampled.

I wish I was a man.
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Huzzah, you have been made into a man by the wonders of science and dark magic! X/Y genes and everything! Unfortunately, science also accidently froze you. You awake from cryogenic sleep in the year 3030. What's this? It seems a race of man-hating Amazons has taken over Earth. You are part of their sacred ritual: the "impale--all--males--on--a--spear" game. Bet you wish you still had those X/X chromosomes right now.

I wish I had an echidna.
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[FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Congradulations! You have an echidna!Sadly, the All Powerful Wishdude has no idea what an echidna is, and is to lazy to look it up. As a cheap cop-out, I've decided to just give you a time bomb. You have 20 seconds to regret making me look stupid.

I wish I had a really, really big pizza.
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wish gwanted you have a realy big pizza. Whats this a mob of fat guys came in a stampede and you cant get away the Pizza's too big you cant get around the pizza you get trampled and you lose your pizza


I wish I was a invisible sniper.
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wish granted, you are now an invisible sniper!
BUT, scientists all over the world have come up with a device
which detects all invisible objects and/or people and begin selling it,
and since you are a sniper, many of your enemies soon purchase this device,
track you down, and give you a slow, painful death.
(Like: dipping you slowly and ever so gently into a pool of burning acid, or
carefully cutting you into tiny pieces, while watching My Super Sweet Sixteen, ew).

okies, I wish i had a million wishes, yay!
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[FONT=Palatino Linotype]Smile Ziggy! As your wish had been fulfilled. You're now the main character from Half-Life whose life stuck on defeating hordes of aliens and monsters. You have 100% guarantee of survival and success but after a few times of death and rebirth, which, among gamers, known as game over and try again. You'll be forced to kill monsters, die a horrible death and then revived again only to be killed another minutes later until the gamers finished the game. After the gamer finished the game, you'll get your reward.......NO!!! You'll be left alone on the dusty locker where the gamer usually store his old games, might be forever.

[b]I wish I could eat chickens now[/b][/FONT]
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Wish granted
you eat many many chickens whats this you got a [COLOR=Red]deadly disease[/COLOR] from raw chicken and there is a mob of angry chickens coming to peck you to death your to fat to get up and get help and the antidote well................................. bye



I wish i was captain america :animesmil
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[FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Congradulations. You're Captain America. Sadly for you, you're now Captain America. And literally everyone hates Captain America. You get absolutely owned by Captain Canuck, who beats the **** out of you with a pair of living beavers and than forces you to swallow 5 gallons of maple syrup, while the now-hockey-stick-armed beavers beat you over the head. You die of a combonation of sugar overdose and trauma to the head.

I wish I was a porn star.[/COLOR][/FONT]
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Congrats, you're now a porn star. You get to have sex, and make money from it. But now, you're on a contract, and you HAVE to be in a movie with a really ugly guy with a small penis and third and fourth nipples. You have to do it, because of being bound by a contract, and your porn movie doesn't sell worth a damn.

I wish I had a pack of Marlboro Menthol 100's and a KISS Zippo.
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[FONT=Trebuchet MS]wish granted, you are now better ninja.
You have enemies everywhere, and since you only said u wanted to be a better
ninja, your biggest enemy is the BEST ninja ever and kills u so easily, but very slowly.
He kills you in front of all your friends, making a fool out of yourself...how sad.

now, i wish i got front seat and backstage passes to see one of my fave bands:
RBD...yup.[/FONT]
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