The Image Heavy Image Battle of Images

[The Spectacular Professor]

[font="Comic Sans MS"]You know what we haven't done in a while? A forum game! You know what that means....

It's time for

[center][size="5"]The Ultra Special Chocolate-Coated Ultimate Picture Showdown Royale![/size][/center]

The rules are simple: Post an image (animated or non-animated, doesn't really matter) that beats the last image to be posted and explain why in a short, humorous blurb. To keep it from getting too serious business, we should probably play it safe and keep deities and such out. Prominent religious figures like the Pope and the Dalai Lama such are fair game, but use caution in your justification with those. Butthurt tends to kill these thing fast. Oh, and nothing that violates the site's terms of use. Other than that, have fun! I'll start:

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That'll keep you all squabbling for half an hour.[/font] Edited August 24, 2011 by The Professor

[Sangome]

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[color="#9932CC"][font="Microsoft Sans Serif"]Suddenly, Rainbow Dash appears and defeats Bowtie-san! Why? Because she just made this thread 20% cooler and laughs in the faces of your bowties and fezzes.

Also I squabbled for maybe three minutes. Sorry bro.[/font][/color] Edited August 24, 2011 by Sangome

[Boo]

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bN9se-ul_aE/S_mCrH-jHkI/AAAAAAAAChA/uah6bAyU23k/s1600/glue+factory.jpg[/img]

Pony got too old or just got limp. People found new uses for pony.

[The Spectacular Professor]

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[font="Comic Sans MS"]The world's greatest criminal mind has taken over your glue factory and converted it to a workshop for kidnapped mechanics.[/font]

[CaNz]

[IMG]http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt278/PandasQ/awwwgetoffalready.gif[/IMG]
Unfortunately all production has come to a halt due to Feline Intervention.

[chibi-master]

[center][img]http://www.dogfetish.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Caucasian_Shepherd_Dog1.jpg[/img][/center]

[center]Angry Caucasian Shepherd would like a word with your cat.[/center] Edited August 26, 2011 by chibi-master

[Allamorph]

[center][img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3427/3709334563_ba86a247e0.jpg[/img]

[FONT=Calibri]My vet would like a word with your dog.[/FONT]
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[Boo]

[img]http://filmnezes.hu/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dr-dolittle.jpg[/img]

Dr Dolittle will show your vet how to treat animals! Edited August 26, 2011 by dark_apocalyps

[CaNz]

[IMG]http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt278/PandasQ/puuppy.gif[/IMG]

The new Dolittle healthcare bill has been well received by the canine community.

[Pumpkin]

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[size="2"][font="Arial Narrow"][i]The FDA approves of this message. [/i][/font][/size][/center]