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Here's a few some friends and I made up while acting a bit strangely...

"We have a saying in my country: I don't like cheese"

"As I once overheard in a conversation: Who the hell is Susan?"

"It's like I always say: DAMN YOU NUT-BALL MAN!!!"

um... there was more but I forgot them...
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the other night I said something memrable, while me and Naomi were talking about our new God.

N: We shall call him horous-glutius and he'll be a giant horse
M: Does he breed pigs and have donky sex?
N: yes!
M: does he smell like goat cheese and eat glass?
N: That he shall

[i]Squall shall be sitting there smoking and rubbing (later changed to eating) cheesecake on himself while watching Zell punch out a some guy.[/i]
That was a plot for a fanfic... very small plot... fanfic unexistant so far.

Here's something from one of Naomi's insan fanfic's its a conversation between Kou and Volt
?A girlfriend??
?Not really.?
?A lover??
?God no!?
?Would you though??
?What??
?Have sex with her??
?No . . . . . well I don?t think so.?
?You don?t sound to convincing.?
?Huh??
?Do you like women??
?What type of question is that??
?Is that a no??
?No!?
?So it?s a yes.?
?What?s with you all of a sudden??
?What about boys??
?What about them??
?Do you like them??
?What the??
?Would you have sex with one??
?For the love of god Volt!?
?Would you have sex with me??
?That?s it! I?m outta here!?
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Aries [/i]
[B]Another one I like is from Staind (Who I don't listen to, but I like this one song):

You can't feel my anger/you can't feel my pain/you can't feel my torment, driving me insane.
[/B][/QUOTE]


*goes SSJ* MY THEME SONG!!! DAMN IT ALL, THAT'S MY THEME SONG!!! *blasts Aries into a thousand bits with a few Nuclear Fusions* Dammit boy, don't EVER mess with the theme song..--;;;

"SIGma was HERE. OH yeah!" -Myrmadon

"GET BACK HERE, CHILD, BEFORE I FIND A WAY TO CATCH YOU!!" -Me chasing a kid that jacked my tight-*** shades

"Argh! I si teh agnry Saiyajin!" -Flash

"FLY MY FLAMINGO ARMY!! DEAL WITH THAT PESTOLENT COW!!" -Me once again

"Ken...I am...your brother" -Me

"No ****, Neil" -Ken, responding to the afore mentioned.

"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! I'm TIRED of getting walked on by monsteriously powerful beings! I QUIT!!!" -Blank (My Blank, not that FF name-stealing bastard)

"*sigh* It's times like this I wish I was an Archer..." -Demos in Priston Tale lost in the second desert.

"And thy Death shall rain from the Sky..." -Me (In a DBZ RPG...)

"Charlie, you may have Uncle Sam on your side, BUT I HAVE MARSHA BRADY!! FEAR THE 70'S POP CULTURE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!" -Me in a AIM convo with Charlie-kins (C-W-B! Oh YEAH.)


And I'm out for now. Can't remember many quotes at this point in time.
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Guest Hikaru Ichijyo
"Wars are like an Endless waltz..."--MaryMaya of Gundam Wing Endless Waltz

"Who made me? And what did they make me for?"--Melfina of Outlaw Star acutally I ask myself that same question everyday ironically ;)
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May your dreams grow wings and fly to heaven and back. -Me

Sane people are weird. -Me

You scare me. Me! Of all people! -Me

Daisuke: Straight people suck!
Ken:...
Daisuke:...
Ken: ...shut up Daisuke.
Daisuke: Wai! I'm sorryyyy! -My muses. I know, I know...

You know what I need? I theme song !-Me

If I I smoked, I'd need a cigarette right about now... -I told this to my Science teacher. She just laughed.-_-;

God has a sick sense of humor. -Me

...and with the turtles help! I'll be unstoppable! -My friend Loriei

My wife parked the car on my dog. -My gym teacher. He's nuts.

It's all good! -Me, it's my motto!

Shibby! -Me

You mean you don't want blood and mayhem? Pity!
Your future children's names?
*noddes vigorously*-???

Yoooouuuu b****! -Me

You know, Fat Buu and Mr.Satan made a really cute couple... -Me

That don't make no sense!- A guy in my grade.

I just remembered I'm claustrophobic! -Me on the bus.

Thank you for you opinion, no one cares. -Me

Note to self: Tails grow back! -Piccolo from DBZ

The voices in my head told me when I grow up, I'll rule the world! -T-shirt I saw

THE PEGUINS! THE PENGUINS! THE PENGUINS!-Me skipping in a circle.
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Random quotes from me, my friends and my family:

Damn! I can see my eyebrows! - me

Blue towels look better on me - my sister

He's way too hot! - my sister, talking about Gandalf, from the LOTR movie

I hate sunday drivers on mondays! - My friend Chantal

Festina Lente - My motto
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*Takes a Turkish Delight from a bag* Ooh! Turkish Delight! *Bites it* Eurgh. I just remembered I don't like Turkish Delights. -Me on GCSE results day.

Life is not like a box of chocolates- In a box of chocolates there's usually a little pamphlet thingy explaining exactly what's in there- life isn't like that. And if it was: a) it'd be no fun, and b) that's impossible because everyone would constatly be trying to change it. So life is more like a box full of randomly assorted things that you've never seen before, but some other people have. You may have heard of some of the things or seen other people with them, but have never experienced it for yourself until you open the box and live... and if there's nothing in the box, you're screwed. -Me, in a script I co-wrote some time ago.
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Here's some stuff I say:
"I got a idea thats just crazy enough to work...."
"Bah"
"You spoony Bard!!"
"I hate this...."
"What a jerk...."
"I think too much...."
"Calm yourself..."
"Next time you do that, I'm gonna slap the...(censored)..."
(in a quick short burst)AHHHH!!!!! (when I'm excited or just got hit by something painful)
"What's wrong with you man???"
"Damn computer.."
"EVERYBODY DIES!" (calm yourself... I only say that when the computer A.I. kills me in a video game)
"Huh?"
"Com'on Zero THINK!!" (when I'm talking to myself)
"I'll do my best..."
"Ight Lezs do this..."
"If I gave you a flower, I would be ashamed of myself for not finding one as pretty as you..." (ONLY to girls);)
"Whyieeee!?!?!?"
"I need more anime..."
"SH!!!!BARATA!!!!!" (when I forget to do something important)

Thats bout it... I'm boring huh? :-/
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Guest Hikaru Ichijyo
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ZeroG214 [/i]
[B]"If I gave you a flower, I would be ashamed of myself for not finding one as pretty as you..." (ONLY to girls);)
[/B][/QUOTE]

In the five years that I have known you Zero I don't recall you ever using that line. :p

Hmm some of my own quotes

"Hmmm....strange and mysterious this puzzle is."

"Sigh, I hate my life!"

"I don't watch American tv any more, so I don't know what in the Blue Blazes you are talking about!"

"KEVIN SMASH!!!!"--Most of my close personal friends hear that one at least twice a day.

I have some other lame ones but lets not put everyone to sleep now. :demon:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rick Hunter [/i]
[B]In the five years that I have known you Zero I don't recall you ever using that line. :p [/b][/quote]

I have two answers why my friend. A) I thought of that one during our Senior year and B)If i did say that during high school, you know I would probably get killed with paper balls in that all boy prison. :) Besides... it works best with women ;)

[b][quote]"KEVIN SMASH!!!!"--Most of my close personal friends hear that one at least twice a day. [/B][/QUOTE]

I second that! This guy says that almost all the time on AIM!

Ok here's some more from my boring life:
"L8erz"
"Peace and love my friend"
"How annoying..."
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"Ahhh!!" -Me being killed on some video game, happens alot -_-;;
"Forever May Not Be Long Enough" -Me going along with The Mummy Returns soundtrack like an idiot.
"NOOO!! STUPID FREAKING GAME!" I realling used to do this when I lost at video games when I was around 12. It got quite funny acually.
"Sweetness!" -Me
"Tightness!" -Me
"Coolio" -Me
"Sweird..." My brother and I make up alot of weird ones.
"Juice!!" -Me, Don't ask..
"8th place, its a tradition!" I said something to that effect when I first played Mario Kart 64, I was very bad at it then(sarcastic wasn't I.) :rolleyes:
"Freakin thing!!" -Me, when my computer freezes or something
Thats all for now.;)
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This thing is still going on? Wow. *now tempted to read through all . . . NINE pages and find quotes*

Lettsee . . . mine?

`Bite me. (used frequently on the more annoying students at my school)
`Back off. (sometimes used with very . . . colourful . . . words)
`Jesus Lord Almighty! (I tend to pop my knees. Both. At. Once. Much pain is involved.)
`Right . . . (used, again, on the more annoying students)
`Wha? (used just after getting up)
`Narcissistic garbage-brain. (one of my more unique insults)
`Beware the penquins. (Used in the Introduction lounge)
`You done [I]good[/I] girl! Now get your bony arse outta there! And you keep in touch, yeah? Maybe we gonna be "pen friends". (Always quote that when it plays on TR:Cron.)
`Bloody. Shagging. Bullocks. Pillocks. Bloody God, I'm British too! (Most people won't get that . . . ^^;; I just like saying that quote, it freaks people out. (they seem to think I'm British, becuase I can pull off a darn close British accent. *claps her hands* Thank you BBC!!!))

I'm sure I have more, but a 4 day weekend has rotted my brain.
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[COLOR=blue]"I knew I was an unwanted child when my parent stold me strangers have the best candy"

"There is no I in team but there is a Me"

"So what if you crash?"

"Oi"- My way of saying hello.

"I don't need a music scene to tell me who I am"

I guess that's all, 2 of them aren't mine but I like saying them.[/COLOR]
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