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[color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]Alright, Revelation signed up as Astaroth! This means that Azrael has a counterpart/enemy to rival with during the RP. The drama has already started! Speaking of start, when will this baby launch? It's grown to be quite popular.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][center][size=4][b]The Cat The Cat[/b][/size][/center][/FONT] [FONT=Arial]A house cat with brown and black fur sat curiously watching two furless apes struggle to carry a large, blanketed and thin object into the house. They took it up the stairs and into the attic. Once it was in the attic, they marched downstairs. The cat, being a very cautious creature, edged towards the unfamiliar object in a stalking manner. If something were to happen she wouldn't want to be caught in the middle of it. But after what seemed like a long time of sneaking, the cat deemed the new item harmless and sat in front of it. When she looked up, she could tell it was at least 10 cats taller than herself. This frightened her a bit. What frightened her more, though, was when she swatted at it with her paw and the large blanket fell over and smothered her. She hissed and quickly recoiled in fear. Once the blanket had stopped shuffling, and her heart had stopped pounding so ferociously, the cat walked back towards the object to inspect it. Her blood almost froze when she looked at the object and saw another cat staring back at her, seemingly as scared as she was. As fast as possible, the cat whisked herself away and charged down the stairs into her bed, where she lay for quite a while, never to go to the attic again.[/FONT]

[COLOR=55555][FONT=Tahoma]That's alright Gav, I appreciate you notifying me. It's a good thing this happened when it did and not in the middle, though. So be thankful. As for Wario... well, I have a little plan up my sleeve. You all can keep posting as if every team member has arrived, just don't include Wario (he was uninvited? :().[/FONT][/COLOR]

[center][b]GFX Club Sponsored Battle [size=1]Retribution v. White[/size][/b][/center] [color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]A graphics battle between Retribution and White of Otakuboards. Both contenders will post an art piece that match the requirements and that is when the voting will commence. To vote, please post at least two paragraphs for each piece explaining why you did and didn't like it. Any votes that do not follow those rules will not be counted. The parameters are as follows: [indent][b]Dimensions:[/b] 400 by 450 pixels. [b]Theme:[/b] Criminal. Must include the word "Criminal" [b]Due Date:[/b] April 6th, 2006. If both pieces are submitted before April 1st, then voting will start.[/indent] [RIGHT]Good luck, Retri. :/[/FONT][/COLOR][/RIGHT]

[color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]You know what? If I got up at 5 in the morning on Monday I don't think I'd be alive. Every time a new Mario Party, Mario Kart, Smash Bros. (or any other games we find addictive) or Fullmetal Alchemist DVD comes out, my best friend and I hold a giant sleepover and stay up all night trying to beat the games before we go to sleep. Fortunately for us Mario Party is incredibly easy, but Smash Bros. and Mario Kart can take the whole weekend. Which is [i]not[/i] good sleep. But it's always fun. We do other stuff too. On top of that, every time a new X-Men movie comes out my two other best friends and I go see it the day it comes out in theatres. We get there an hour to two hours early. So because of this, we've seen X1 and 2 on the premiering date. X3 will be awesome. [/FONT] [/COLOR]

[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=55555]And that is also the second funniest episode in the series. "[I]Miniskirts![/I]" Brilliant. Anywho, I'll zip it and post my caption now. >.> [i]Unfortunately for Havock, he did not realize by Roy's poker face that the Flame Alchemist had just wizzed his pants. Poor, poor Havock.[/i] [SIZE=2][B]P.S.[/B] Ikillion, could you convert your picture to a URL for the sake of OB's resolution? [/SIZE]:animecry: [/COLOR][/FONT] [size=1][b]EDIT:[/b] Hah! Nice one, Gaara. XD[/size]

[color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]Haha, John. Nice. If you have read the thread, then it's [i]very[/i] amusing. Especially the eBay part. Your reaction to that post was very similiar to my own methinks. Like "...[i]wha[/i]?" Anyways, the banner is very nice... but it's a bit blurry in certain parts. There is also that evil red x to the left of it (which my only be on my computer). Your whole signature matches (aswell as your avatar) and so I'm giving you a 8/10.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Prick Wizard]Correct me if I'm wrong but Mohwaks are outlawed in America/Europe/Canada and you have little chance of getting one (and that's INCLUDING ebay). As a result of advancements in warfare related weapons they have generally became less and less common and infact barely used since the days of knights (you just try slaying a dragon with what is essentially a modified axe). It would most likely come under the dangerous weapons act (or whichever is relevant to your particular realm). What I do know though is that battlemages in particular do still use them, and that that is probably your best bet. If you don't know any battlemages then you're on your own. They have generally went into hiding since the days of modern advancements and have probably regressed back into the ancient and mystical forests such as humpford woods and even plessy. Good luck and fairwell.[/QUOTE] [color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]I think you're thinking of a tomahawk. O.o As for mohawks, if you really want one then just go to your local hair stylist and pay for it. It's much easier. If you do get a mohawk, changing your hair colour would probably be a good idea. Mohawks generally look good coloured oddly, like lime green and red-pink (in my opinion, of course).[/FONT][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=KatanaViolet]Super Mario Brothers Movie. I'm not going to lie though, the file name gave it away. Good movie though.[/QUOTE][color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]Ack! I saved it and re-hosted it as "nice try" and all that. I just forgot to use that url instead of the original one. *sigh* Anyways, you're right. Go ahead and post.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[FONT=Tahoma][color=#555555]You know what? At first I thought that was "It Came From Outer Space!" but I soon realized that it was all in my head and that movie is "The Day The Earth Stood Still." I am right, no? If so, I'll just edit my post with the next screenshot as not to clutter the thread. [CENTER]-----------------------------------------------------------[/CENTER] [b]EDIT:[/b] My turn. [center][img]http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/movie/city.jpg[/img][/center] If someone gets this easily, I will be in awe.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE=Prick Wizard]I'd say that probably my greatest dream is to one day save up enough money and buy a castle. I will then wear a pointy hat and stand on the chapel with a sharp sword and shout at anyone who trys to come in. The moat will be filled with crocodiles.[/QUOTE] [COLOR=55555][FONT=Tahoma]...that's awesome. Mmm, something else I've decided I want is whatever it is that I am advertising here on Otakuboards. [url=http://www.otakuboards.com/showpost.php?p=717792&postcount=19][/url] I know it technically doesn't exist but [i]dang[/i], whatever it is it's gotta be good! Just look at that ad! Another product that I have decided on is a slide. Not just any slide. A slide that starts at my room and ends in my basement (and another from my room the the middle floor). Of course, the slide will be accessible from the middle floor aswell. And it [i]will[/i] be lime green.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[color=#555555][SIZE=1]With permission from Zeke, I'll be playing Azrael.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [FONT=Tahoma][color=#555555] [B]Name:[/B] Azrael (commonly known as the Angel of Death) [B]Age:[/B] Appears to be in his thirties. [B]Gender:[/B] Male [B]Alignment:[/B] God [B]Appearance:[/B] [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/Morgan-angelofdeath.jpg/463px-Morgan-angelofdeath.jpg]Azrael[/url] no longer carries a scythe or wears a robe, but he still has the same shaggy grey hair and grey eyes to match his blackened wings. [B]Personality:[/B] As a direct messenger of God, Azrael is generally nice. However, because of his grey hair and blackened wings, humans often mistake him for a demon (which he is not). He is the Angel of Death, yes, but if he didn't do his job than the world may not even exist. But Azrael does not give the cold shoulder to anyone. He doesn't talk much either, but when he does, they are words of wisdom. [B]Reaction to Concept:[/B] When Azrael first heard about the 'bet' from God, his reaction was fierce. He almost slapped Him. How could God be so foolish as to play games with Lucifer? However he knew that God has plan for everything, so there must be some sort of reason for his decision. Which is why Azrael remained quiet after the Father told him of his choice. But that is not to say he won't intervene. Azrael has his own plans for the chosen ones, Holy and Unholy. All of that will become apparent much later though, because Azrael certainly doesn't want to screw anything up, and the last thing he would want is God angry with him.[/FONT][/COLOR] [color=#555555][SIZE=1][B]OOC:[/b] For more (very interesting) information on Azrael, I suggest you all click [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azrael]here[/url].[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='Dragon Warrior]Umm... I would've made he slogan "Do It Right, Do It [b]White[/b']." But that's just me.[/quote] [FONT=Tahoma][color=#555555]Yeah, Retri thought of that but... well let me just reply with a conversation between Alex and I.[/COLOR][/FONT] [quote][B][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Retribution:[/B][/COLOR] Anywho, do you think your saying should be "Do it right, do it White" [B][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Retribution:[/B] [/COLOR] or just "Do it right, do White" [B][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Retribution:[/B][/COLOR] Since you're missing a syllable. [B][COLOR=Red]SupaLrb:[/B][/COLOR] hmm.. [B][COLOR=Red]SupaLrb:[/B][/COLOR] A valid point. [B][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Retribution:[/B][/COLOR] rofflecopter. [B][COLOR=Red]SupaLrb: [/B][/COLOR] But there is just something funny about "do White" [B][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Retribution:[/B][/COLOR] lmao [B][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Retribution:[/B] [/COLOR] True. [B][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Retribution:[/B][/COLOR] You mean the sexual innuendo? [B][COLOR=Red]SupaLrb:[/B][/COLOR] Der.[/quote] [color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]And there you have it.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[quote name='Ezekiel][COLOR=#ff4403][SIZE=1]I'd so buy...whatever it is your advertising. Is it bleach? That would be appropriate. =P[/SIZE'][/COLOR][/quote] [color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]You know, I'm not really sure yet. Retri and I are still deciding. Give me some time to think about it. [SIZE=1](omg lyk muh n3w shrt?!?!)[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]

[color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]What originally started as messing around with slogans for myself, and than changing into a banner and avatar set, and later a conversation with Retribution, has now evolved into something much bigger. A product! [CENTER][img]http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/192/dowhitecopy9kf.jpg[/img][/CENTER] Enjoy. Comments and Criticism please. :3[/FONT][/COLOR]

[color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]Yeah, it'd be nice if I could get this thing running. Not to pressure anyone or anything... *cough* Gavins *cough* In all seriousness, if you guys don't have your team names picked by... friday, than I'll be picking them for you. And I won't be to happy about doing that, so they certainly won't be anything to brag about. [size=1][U]Team Full Bladder[/U] anyone?[/size][/FONT][/COLOR]

[FONT=Tahoma][color=#555555]How dare you dig up the OB Clone. Surely Otakuboards is superior to the Otakuboards Clone. But wait, what if [i]we're[/i] the clones?! ~bla-- White[/COLOR][/FONT]

[color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]Well, as a hardcore drummer, here is my two cents. I think that there are guitarists that are naturally good at playing guitars, and some that aren't. For instance, I naturally am good at drumming (not that I'm great or anything) but there are still drummers out there who aren't naturals way better than me (of course). So, if you aren't naturally good at playing guitar, all you need to do is take a lot of lessons and practice. But I would also suggest trying other instruments (such as a Drumkit or Base) because you could end up liking those aswell. As for what guitars to buy, just do not start yourself off with something big like an X-Plorer or a Flying V (which are really awkward sitting down). Just get something simple.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[center][img]http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8826/fablecopy8nj.jpg[/img][/center] [SIZE=4][FONT=Trebuchet MS][center][b]The Squirrel and the Owl[/b][/center][/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=arial]A brown squirrel coated with a thick layer of golden highlights frolicked throughout the forest with a worried look on his face. It was early spring and the flowers were just fully blooming. An owl that was perched in an above tree hooted at the squirrel. "Looking for something?" he said. The squirrel, astonished that an owl was even conversing with him, looked to him and replied. "W-well yes," he stuttered. "I seem to of misplaced some acorns." The owl closed his yes and thought for a moment. He re-opened them and cooed softly. "I have a few acorns up here. If you would be so kind as to come up here and grab them yourself, I'd gladly let you take all you wish." The squirrel immediately agreed and scurried up the large tree. About half way up, he stopped and looked at the owl. "How can I trust you? Owls eat squirrels, do they not?" The owl nodded understandingly. "I can see why you would be worried, but I am far too old to catch food anymore. Which is why I have these acorns." he replied. The squirrel took the reply as a satisfactory answer and climbed up the rest of the tree. As soon as he got his way to the branch the owl was perched on, he trotted towards the acorns. Unfortunately for him, as soon as he got near the owl, it expanded it's large wings and grabbed the squirrel with one claw, flying away afterwards.[/FONT]

[color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma][B]1. If your avatar has a character, what race, age (if applicable) and gender is it?[/B] It is a picture of Las Vegas. Nothing genderistic about that. [B]2. Would you say your avatar is masculine, feminine or both? Why?[/B] I guess I would say it is masculine, mainly because it has bolder and deeper colours. [B]3. Does it have mature or childish attributes?[/B] Mainly mature attributes. [B]4. What gender and race are you?[/B] A White male. [B]5. When you meet someone online, unless they specify, do you feel you naturally think of them as white?[/B] Yes, I do. [B]6. Do you roleplay? If yes, identify your roleplaying character in terms of race, history, gender and sexual preference (if applicable).[/B] Yes. I am always a Straight Human Male and never usually choose other races (although I sometimes choose characters like Orcs and Goblins). [B]7. Have you ever been mistaken for another race or gender or have been asked due to the lack of detail in your profile?[/B] The only time I have been mistaken for a female was in an MMORPG, where the person couldn't see me and just assumed I was a female by my characters name. [B]8. Have you mistaken others for being of another race, age or gender? How many times (if applicable)?[/B] Too many times to count, I guess. [B]9. What does your online nickname mean or how did you come up with it?[/B] I came up with White after seeing Red's. So, I thought it was a cool name and thought and I decided I disliked my old username and I loved white. [B]10. Do you think people online tend to correctly guess your age, race or gender most of the time without being told?[/B] They normally guess my race and gender correctly, but I am often mistaken for a 17 or 18 year old. [B]11. Do you think people tend to correctly guess your sexual preference without being told?[/B] Yes. [B]12. Would you feel threatened if people online knew your age, gender, race or sexual preference? If so, why?[/B] No, I definately would not, and do not. [/FONT] [/COLOR]

[FONT=Tahoma][color=#555555]"Wahoo!" "Shutup Gary!" "Whooooo!" David leaned forward from the backseat of the Corvet and punched his older cousin in the right shoulder. Stephen laughed and looked at the passing by scenery to his right. It was mostly desert, as they were passing through a very empty area of Canada. "Come on Dave," said Stephen, turning to look at his friend. "Lighten up! It's not often you get to go on a roadtrip across Canada." David shrugged and bent forward. He turned the radio on and blasted the volume. Unfortunately, Celine Dion was playing. "Ah! Turn it off!" Gary yelped. He quickly popped a CD in and let out a breath of relief. He turned his head to the side, indicating he was getting the others attention. "Hey, how about we stop at a hotel around here? Get a nice one with a pool and what not. Sound good?" Dave and Steve shrugged and said sure. Driving for hours in the car was getting boring faster and faster. They soon found a nice suite and pulled into the parking lot. Stephen stretched his arms and fell backwards onto his bed. He glanced over to David, who had already passed out on his own bed. Stephen slipped under the covers and rested his eyes.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[QUOTE=Sara][color=#b0000b][size=1]I dislike ankle socks, because they always slip into my shoes and scrunch up (down?) too much. They're just uncomfortable. I really like knee-high socks, though. They make me feel silly and fancy. :)[/size][/color][/QUOTE] [color=#555555][FONT=Tahoma]You'll be sorry you said that when ankle socks rule the earth. You know what? I'm going shopping for clothes on Saturday and I'm going to buy a brand new pair of super long, fluffly, pink socks. Just to see if anyone notices on Monday at school.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[FONT=Tahoma][color=#555555]I wouldn't really consider iPods and XBOX's [i]wacky[/i] desires... although they are desires. Anyways, I meant odd stuff. [QUOTE=Panda]I really want a [b]ukulele[/b]. The only reason I want it is so I can play the Chocobo music from Final Fantasy IX. Kweh!! There is just something really catchy about "Ukulele De Chocobo" that makes me want to buy a ukulele! [/QUOTE]Kweh! Since I read your post I've had a desire to get an ocarina. Luckily for me my friend owns one... but can't find it at the moment. ;-; And if you think [i]that[/i] music is cool? You should hear the Chocobo Mazurka from FFXI. It's [b]JAWESOME[/b][i]!![/i][/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma][color=#555555]Well, this is kind of interesting. I think the only way this could work out is if you make an image that's comical. I just happened to have a fairly good picture of Bowser so I went with that. [url=http://www.flagrantdisregard.com/flickr/output/motivator50104f55162b30bead6fb382bc3faa54.jpg]Clickith.[/url] [M-L] Hah, it's not that great, but I found it amusing.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT=Tahoma][COLOR=55555]So, I have this list of items I want to buy. For instance, on it is a Nintendo Revolution, an iPod, etc. But there are other... [i]odd[/i] items on the list. I was wondering what those wacky and odd desires you all have are, what's the weirdest item that you want to own. I'm not talking [i]way[/i] out of the ordinary, and not imaginary items. Just things you wouldn't normally find. As for me? I definately want one of those hats that hold soda cans and have the straws attached to them. I'm not sure why, I just really want one. Maybe wear it to school one day or something. One other object I wanted was a [I]Dr. Seuss Cat in the Hat[/I] hat. But a little while ago I got one that had a red maple leaf on it. So, that's covered. What about you guys?[/COLOR][/FONT]