The Spectacular Professor Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 [quote name='haku877']Well being the magnificently genius friends I have,mine will end up something like this Haku877, a good friend we have a few words for, "*orgiving Nature, *nbelievably Cool, *unning Sence of Humor, *ing of All Ninjas, *outhful and talanted, *ptimistic, *ncanning abilitiy to be himself." Now as you notice I have blocked some letters, not hard to decipher the code really. I realized i shouldnt have posted this because now Aceburner will now do something like this to my grave....dont. :animedepr (also please excuse my spelling it needs work i think)[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n72/Aceburner85/candle2.jpg[/IMG]
Annie Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 [size=1]"Ding dong, the witch is dead! Rub your eyes, get out of bed! The wicked witch is dead.."[/size]
Aberinkula Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 [COLOR="1234"][B]"If you can see me, give me a quarter." "I'm sorry, but the person you are trying to reach has been disconnected." "My death was just like my birth... premature." "I was playing checkers with my friends and I said 'king me.' My freind didn't hear it correctly." "Honk if you're horny." "I had sex with your mom, your dad cought me."[/B][/COLOR]
Funny Girl Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 [COLOR="Magenta"]"I hear that people put pennies in the eyesockets of the dead. Let's test to see if that's true. If it is then that means I'm two pennies richer."[/COLOR] [COLOR="Black"]I really never did have that big of a fortune. That is until I met him."[/COLOR]
Anakoni Stark Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 [SIZE=1] [CENTER] "[B][I]I Got My Survivalism.[/B][/I]" or "[B][I]This Is Not A Competition.[/B][/I]"[/CENTER][/SIZE]
desertphoenix Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 [COLOR="Red"][FONT="Verdana"]"Here lies another poor soul who wasn't able to live long enough for Duke Nukem Forever". "Trespassers will be shot". "xShottySnippahx ended D's kill streak". "Inflammable means flammable? -Dr. Nick"[/FONT][/COLOR]
Joe Strummer Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 My name Date born - date died No frills. All that extra crap will just cost my family more money.
Imp Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 "Here lies Nefertimon, who committed suicide because she was never as clever or as funny as some of the other OB gems." Okay, I was not being serious there. In real life, my tombstone would probably say: "Suminda: A Spirit Behind Her Creations" Suminda being my nickname. *goes to change her username* *or not* And if that's true, my ghost will not be of me, but of all the different characters I've created for stories, RPGs, etc. One character in particular who I was in love with might have a tombstone of his own. "Here lies a person who was never even real anyways." ...Or not. Or, my tombstone might say the following: "Here lie a thousand maggots" "Do not disturb" "Anyone who reads this tombstone will die in seven days" "(Insert your name here)" Or maybe... "Servings: Will vary Calories: 666 Calories from fat: 65 Total Fat: 13g Saturated Fat: 13g Cholesterol: 6g Sodium: 2 kg Total Carbohydrate: <1g Sugars: 0g Vitamin A: 25% Vitamin B: 25% Vitamin C: 25% (Same percentages for Vitamins D-Z) *No longer a significant source of iron."
Allamorph Posted February 10, 2008 Posted February 10, 2008 (edited) [QUOTE=Nefertimon]"Servings: Will vary // *No longer a significant source of iron."[/QUOTE] [font=Arial]Even better:[/font] [indent=1][size=3]Water [/size]â??[size=3] 5 L Carbon [/size]â??[size=3] 20 kg Ammonia [/size]â??[size=3] 4 L Lime [/size]â??[size=3] 1.5 kg Phosphorous [/size]â??[size=3] 800 g Salt [/size]â??[size=3] 250 g Saltpeter [/size]â??[size=3] 100 g Sulfur [/size]â??[size=3] 80 g Fluorine [/size]â??[size=3] 7.5 g Iron [/size]â??[size=3] 5 g Silicon [/size]â??[size=3] 3 g And trace amounts of fifteen other elements.[/size][/indent] Edited March 25, 2012 by Allamorph
liamc2 Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 [FONT="Trebuchet MS"][SIZE="1"]"When relocating coffin from this gravesite, please confirm the presence or absence of fingernail marks on the inside of the lid." "This is why you don't run with scissors."[/SIZE][/FONT]
[Sound_Nin] Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 [COLOR=Navy][FONT=Book Antiqua]"CYAL8R" What? No one said that yet? "I was right about Oprah!" I'm serious about the second one. If I die mysteriously, it's because Oprah knows that I know about her plan to take over the world. [/FONT][/COLOR]
Zombie_Nosh Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 [FONT="Arial"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]"I'm watching you . . ."[/COLOR][/FONT]
The Spectacular Professor Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 [quote name='Allamorph'][FONT=Arial]Even better: [INDENT][SIZE="1"]Water ? 5 L Carbon ? 20 kg Ammonia ? 4 L Lime ? 1.5 kg Phosphorous ? 800 g Salt ? 250 g Saltpeter ? 100 g Sulfur ? 80 g Fluorine ? 7.5 g Iron ? 5 g Silicon ? 3 g And trace amounts of fifteen other elements.[/SIZE][/INDENT][/FONT][/QUOTE] It'll cost you [I]an arm and a leg[/I] to make something out of that. Eh? Eh?
Allamorph Posted February 15, 2008 Posted February 15, 2008 [QUOTE=Aceburner]It'll cost you [I]an arm and a leg[/I] to make something out of that. Eh? Eh?[/QUOTE] [FONT=Arial][I]I'll[/I] be dead. Not my problem. =P [SIZE="1"]('Course, being a homonculus might have its advantages....)[/SIZE][/FONT]
[Sound_Nin] Posted February 16, 2008 Posted February 16, 2008 [COLOR=Navy][FONT=Book Antiqua]Well, we'll all be zombies eventually. When Oprah's in control, that is. (I really need to stop with the Oprah crap...):animeknow [/FONT][/COLOR]
onenuttytanuki Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 #1:"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die." #2:"Burnt to a crisp, Eaten by a doggy" #3: I've done a lot of crazy things in my life. But, I've never stuck my head in a hornet's nest. #4: "Unless..." (Sorry coudn't resist. Anybody know what the above are quotes from.) No seriously I haven't thought what I'd want my tombstone to say. It would probably say something like "Friend, teacher, Godzilla fan, interesting to be around." Although I've already jokingly told my friends that before I'm put in the ground I'm to be steaked through the heart and bullet through my head. Just in case. Plus, in my obitutary I want it listed amoung other things that I was proceed in death by my right testical that I lost to testicular cancer.
Horendithas Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 [COLOR="Indigo"]"One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged... oops?" Or... "You're next" Seriously though... I have nothing in mind. :p[/COLOR]
DeathKnight Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 [quote name='onenuttytanuki']#1:"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."[/QUOTE] [color=crimson]Lovecraft had a better quote for a tombstone: "You FOOL, Kenneth is DEAD!" ;)[/color]
The Spectacular Professor Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 I just realized all the awesome Monty Python quotes I can use! "I'm not dead yet" "I think I may pull through!" "I'm getting better!" "I think I'll go for a walk now." "I feel happy! I feel happy!"
Inculta_Bellum Posted February 18, 2008 Posted February 18, 2008 [SIZE=3][SIZE=2]"69...70...71...Hey! There's one missing!"[/SIZE][/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"It was six below zero when I died. Now I'm six below again."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"The coroner's hands were cold."[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"This space for rent, call: 555-5552"[/SIZE] [SIZE=2]"If you think this guy's low, check out our prices. Wal*Mart"[/SIZE]
Aberinkula Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 [quote name='Aceburner']I just realized all the awesome Monty Python quotes I can use! "I'm not dead yet" "I think I may pull through!" "I'm getting better!" "I think I'll go for a walk now." "I feel happy! I feel happy!"[/QUOTE] [COLOR="1234"]That's all? Here's another one "It's just a flesh wound!"[/COLOR]
Ellerby Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 [FONT="Tahoma"][COLOR="DimGray"]"I'm dead. :("[/COLOR][/FONT]
The Spectacular Professor Posted February 19, 2008 Posted February 19, 2008 [quote name='Premonition'][COLOR="1234"]That's all? Here's another one "It's just a flesh wound!"[/COLOR][/QUOTE] Ha! I miss the second most obvious one! There's irony for you!
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