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[FONT=Arial][I][INDENT]"You can make your own liquid pretentiousness at home by
burning Limp Bizkit merchandise until Limp Bizkit start crying,
then mixing their tears with the ashes."[INDENT][SIZE="1"]? Ben "Yatzee" Croshaw[/SIZE][/INDENT][/INDENT][/I]

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[COLOR=#503f86]This is possibly one of the weirdest things I've seen on YouTube.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#503f86][youtube="'Danjo' Smash bros Brawl Remix"]CcY-G1Jows8[/youtube][/COLOR]

[COLOR=#503f86]The lyrics are thus:[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#503f86]Teacher! Boys don't listen to bus attendants![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Teacher! Girls don't come back from shopping![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Shut up! Line! Don't disrupt group activity.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Make a line of "boy girl boy girl..."[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Teacher! Boys are slightly more than girls.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]OK. So line "boy girl boy boy girl boy girl."[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]"Boy girl boy girl boy boy girl?"[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Wrong! Listen carefully! Make a line in this order.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Boy girl boy boy girl boy girl[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86] Boy girl boy boy girl boy girl[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86] Boy girl boy boy girl girl boy girl boy girl[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86] Girl boy girl boy girl boy boy girl![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Leader! How should we decide girls' seat on the bus?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Leader! Let's make boys sit on seats beforehand.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Wait! Don't decide it by yourself![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Make a line of "boy girl boy girl..."[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Leader! A girl is going to come here late.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]OK, so, make a line "boy girl boy boy girl boy girl."[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]You mean, "boy girl boy girl boy boy girl," right?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]No way! Listen, sit in this order.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86]Boy girl boy boy girl boy girl[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86] Boy girl boy boy girl boy girl[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86] Boy girl boy boy girl girl boy girl boy girl[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#503f86] Girl boy girl boy girl boy boy girl![/COLOR]

[COLOR=#503f86]If you can actually understand the reasoning behind that, God help you.[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#503f86]EDIT: Additionally, cutest thing EVER.[/COLOR]

[YOUTUBE="Pikachu Caramelldansen"]HGNOl2D3ES8[/YOUTUBE]
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[quote name='Solo Tremaine'][COLOR=#503f86]This is possibly one of the weirdest things I've seen on YouTube.[/COLOR][/QUOTE][color=#4B0082]I prefer this one, 'cause Miku makes everything better.[/color]

[center][youtube]e3OSwglm9BM[/youtube][/center]
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[quote name='Desbreko'][color=#4B0082]I prefer this one, 'cause Miku makes everything better.[/color]

[center][youtube]e3OSwglm9BM[/youtube][/center][/QUOTE]

[SIZE="1"]...I think I've just had an aneurysm...

*Face hits keyboard*

[CENTER][YOUTUBE]X8TNCRzkvug[/YOUTUBE][/CENTER]

Woo, woo.[/SIZE]
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[quote name='Allamorph'][CENTER][YOUTUBE="Macarron Chacarron"]pnoaj8b2bGM[/YOUTUBE]

[FONT="Arial"]Wow. Just .... wow.[/FONT][/CENTER][/QUOTE]


.... DIE!!! That guy needs to just die.

This picture is cool, but you need to click it because it is really flashy and do not want to hurt anyone's eyes if they do not want to see flashy. [URL="http://cgi.4chan.org/gif/src/1209357004559.gif"]Epilepsy cat![/URL]
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I pretty much feel required to share this now. Allamorph pwning me in theory due to Skittles powers.

[SIZE="1"]Aceofplaces (1:20:09 AM): I have a friend who used to soak warheads in water to take away the sour.
Allamorph (1:20:16 AM): Pansy.
Aceofplaces (1:20:25 AM): that was also super-effective.
Allamorph (1:20:35 AM): No duh.
Allamorph (1:20:51 AM): I would eat Warheads back to back
Aceofplaces (1:21:03 AM): it was like a vanilla hard candy when it was done.
Allamorph (1:21:19 AM): Then the sweet would make the ensuing sour taste even worse,
Allamorph (1:21:30 AM): and then the following sweet would be like heaven.
Allamorph (1:21:52 AM): But!
Allamorph (1:21:57 AM): Starburst.
Aceofplaces (1:22:32 AM): I hear they're really good.
Aceofplaces (1:22:37 AM): BUT.
Aceofplaces (1:22:49 AM): Can you turn your desk into them?
Allamorph (1:22:58 AM): Green Apple (good), Tangerine (good), Blue Raspberry (best of the whole pack!!), and Strawberry.
Allamorph (1:23:03 AM): Why?
Allamorph (1:23:07 AM): I like my desk.
Aceofplaces (1:23:28 AM): I shook a man's hand on the bus.
Aceofplaces (1:23:39 AM): He'll never see his family again.
Allamorph (1:23:59 AM): You .... evil person.
Allamorph (1:24:10 AM): Use your ripped-off Skittle powers for good!
Aceofplaces (1:24:21 AM): Never!
Allamorph (1:24:29 AM): Besides, that's technically cannibalism.
Aceofplaces (1:24:54 AM): global domination via skittles alchemy is too much fun!
Allamorph (1:25:23 AM): And that's why we have sniper rifles.
Aceofplaces (1:25:42 AM): I ate the skittle-skittle fruit.
Aceofplaces (1:25:56 AM): I can turn to and from skittles at will.
Aceofplaces (1:26:04 AM): I win.
Allamorph (1:26:07 AM): Oh, good.
Allamorph (1:26:24 AM): Then I get to toss you in the ocean instead.
Allamorph (1:26:29 AM):
Allamorph (1:26:52 AM): Skittles are weak to Water-types.
Allamorph (1:26:58 AM): Or didn't you get the memo?
Aceofplaces (1:27:17 AM): yes, but I'll turn you into skittles as soon as you touch me.
Allamorph (1:27:29 AM): And besides, a grape Skittle a high velocities will still be very much pain.
Allamorph (1:27:59 AM): Sorry, Charlie.
Allamorph (1:28:18 AM): You is playin' against Holmes and Moriarty combined.
Aceofplaces (1:28:20 AM): water pressure is one of the strongest forces known to man.
Allamorph (1:28:23 AM): Ain't no way you can win.
Allamorph (1:28:39 AM): Water also dissolves you.
Allamorph (1:28:41 AM):
Aceofplaces (1:29:09 AM): Isn't it enough that it would just immobilize me?
Allamorph (1:29:16 AM): Nopers.
Allamorph (1:29:25 AM): I never kill bag guys half way.
Allamorph (1:29:28 AM): Bad idea.
Allamorph (1:29:32 AM): (*bad)
Allamorph (1:29:39 AM): (Bad guys)
Aceofplaces (1:29:59 AM): Hey, the straw hat crew never kills!
Aceofplaces (1:30:24 AM): apparently beating the crap out of everyone they meet is deterrent enough.
Allamorph (1:30:31 AM): Thirdly, once you activated your Skittles transformation, I'd not only be able to contain you in a space small enough to ensure that you remain in that form,
Aceofplaces (1:31:01 AM): what would you contain me in?
Allamorph (1:31:25 AM): A cage made out of melted and reforged Skittles.
Allamorph (1:31:33 AM): Prefferably Orange.
Allamorph (1:31:41 AM): But Green will do.
Aceofplaces (1:32:31 AM): wait, if it's a cage, I'd be able to slide through the bars with my Skittle powers.
Allamorph (1:32:34 AM): I know what you're thinking, and that ain't quite how it works.
Allamorph (1:32:41 AM): First, solid walls.
Aceofplaces (1:32:48 AM): darn.
Allamorph (1:33:03 AM): Second, metal reinforcements, so gears still function between the walls.
Allamorph (1:33:16 AM): Third, you cannot absorb Skittles, you can only create.
Aceofplaces (1:33:27 AM): and become.
Allamorph (1:33:39 AM): That means that you are limited to the Skittles that comprise your body mass.
Allamorph (1:33:50 AM): Once that is done, it
Aceofplaces (1:34:03 AM): which I can repeatedly pelt the walls with.
Allamorph (1:34:17 AM): Not in that small a space, my naive friend.
Aceofplaces (1:34:33 AM): and I suppose I can't turn anything into skittles that's already skittles?
Allamorph (1:34:34 AM): Ain't no room for movement, 'cause you're already in Skittle-fomr.
Allamorph (1:34:41 AM): (*form)
Allamorph (1:35:01 AM): And I ain't tellin' ya how I trick you into doing that for me.
Aceofplaces (1:35:20 AM): which means I have no mouth to eat m surroundings with?
Aceofplaces (1:35:43 AM): Seastone seems so much less complicated...
Aceofplaces (1:35:52 AM): *my
Allamorph (1:36:00 AM): Once that's done, it's a simple matter to time-release your Skittle particles few by few into the ocean, where they will either dissolve or be eaten by various wildlife and digested.
Allamorph (1:36:23 AM): Thus, you will suffer one of the most drawn-out deaths possible.
Aceofplaces (1:37:15 AM): curse you, L.
Allamorph (1:37:25 AM): And since you are limited to your Skittle body mass, you cannot regenerate by merely touching other Skittles, plus you must also have all your Body-Skittles in close proximity to reform.
Aceofplaces (1:37:47 AM): No way for a murderous bastard to win against a genius like you, eh?
Allamorph (1:37:49 AM): You will die unless you change your evil ways, bay-bee.
Allamorph (1:37:57 AM): *sings&*[/SIZE]

Basic gist is I'll never win against the guy. He knows his hypothetical stuff.

Also, I've got a jar of dirt!:

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Here's a hilarious one. We got to watch it in driver's ed yesterday. Warning: stray middle finger near the end.

[YOUTUBE="Plane Lands on Highway"]Dhh39WoDk-I[/YOUTUBE]
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