Sara Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [font=trebuchet ms]Let's get this straight. This thread isn't about things you are [i]pretty good[/i] at. It's not about thing that you [i]like[/i]. This thread is about superlatives. Of all the people you know, at what activity are you The Best? For example! [b]Of all the people I know, I am [i]The Best[/i] at sneezing.[/b] [center][img]http://www.sustainabilityninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kleercut-kleenex.jpg[/img] [size=1]If this were actual Kleenex instead of ecological activism, it would add humorous emphasis to my claim[/size][/center] Most amateurs sneeze two, [i]maybe[/i] three times in a row. [b]I laugh at them[/b]. I usually sneeze ten to fifteen times in a row. Thirty sneezes in a row is [i]not uncommon[/i]. In my entire life (all twenty-odd years of existence!), there have only been [i]two instances[/i] in which I sneezed only once. I'm serious. I am The Best at sneezing. Also! [b]Of all the people I know, I am The Best at finding four-leaf clovers.[/b] [center][url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/cerasaragirl/4094888235/][img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2596/4094888235_27b02dd8f4.jpg[/img][/url] [size=1]That's a four-leafer from a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trifolium_pratense]red clover[/url] plant, and it is huge[/size][/center] I am uncannily good at it. They just seem to pop out at me as I'm walking. This summer, I probably found about forty of them (and now they are pressed in books scattered throughout my apartment, and I cannot find all of them to get an exact count). Sometimes when I tell people that I've found a four-leaf clover, they don't believe me because [i]they don't think four-leaf clovers are real[/i]. But they are real, and they are everywhere, and I am The Best at finding them. What are you The Best at?[/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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