Sara Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [font=trebuchet ms]Let's get this straight. This thread isn't about things you are [i]pretty good[/i] at. It's not about thing that you [i]like[/i]. This thread is about superlatives. Of all the people you know, at what activity are you The Best? For example! [b]Of all the people I know, I am [i]The Best[/i] at sneezing.[/b] [center][img]http://www.sustainabilityninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kleercut-kleenex.jpg[/img] [size=1]If this were actual Kleenex instead of ecological activism, it would add humorous emphasis to my claim[/size][/center] Most amateurs sneeze two, [i]maybe[/i] three times in a row. [b]I laugh at them[/b]. I usually sneeze ten to fifteen times in a row. Thirty sneezes in a row is [i]not uncommon[/i]. In my entire life (all twenty-odd years of existence!), there have only been [i]two instances[/i] in which I sneezed only once. I'm serious. I am The Best at sneezing. Also! [b]Of all the people I know, I am The Best at finding four-leaf clovers.[/b] [center][url=http://www.flickr.com/photos/cerasaragirl/4094888235/][img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2596/4094888235_27b02dd8f4.jpg[/img][/url] [size=1]That's a four-leafer from a [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trifolium_pratense]red clover[/url] plant, and it is huge[/size][/center] I am uncannily good at it. They just seem to pop out at me as I'm walking. This summer, I probably found about forty of them (and now they are pressed in books scattered throughout my apartment, and I cannot find all of them to get an exact count). Sometimes when I tell people that I've found a four-leaf clover, they don't believe me because [i]they don't think four-leaf clovers are real[/i]. But they are real, and they are everywhere, and I am The Best at finding them. What are you The Best at?[/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooperson Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I'm the best at being great. & hiccuping. [YOUTUBE="If Dinosaurs Could Hiccup......"]7yFvVNIOykU[/YOUTUBE][/COLOR][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibi-master Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 I am the best at creating chibis, hence my username. I am so devoted to my chibis that I didn't even capitalize any part of my username since lowercase seems to be more chibi-ish. Also, I am the best at arguing with authority figures. Even if I know I'm wrong, I'll argue like I'm right. I am also the best at looking spectacular in odd hats of all shapes and sizes. Do not try to argue any of these points. I will win. See the second blurb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [SIZE=1]Sara you may be the best at sneezing multiple times in a row (though my minimum is two) I shall lodge a claim at having the loudest sneeze which today managed to interrupt my lecturer on the other side of a 500+ seating-capacity auditorium to ask "What the hell was that ?". It's not so much a sneeze as it is a shout accompanied by the expelling of air and particulates. Also there was procrastination, but I'll come back and explain that later.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [FONT=Calibri]I am The Best at not telling you what you want to know. Among other things.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdsy Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [color=deeppink]I am the absolute best at derailing conversations with Power Rangers trivia.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]I am apparently The Best at being the worst.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brasil Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 I'm the best at yawning like a Tauntaun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangome Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE="1"]Are we related? I sneeze, like, just about as much when I sneeze. Not one or two, oh no, more like 15/20 at a time. And the slightest bump of the nose could very well send me into a sneeze fit. Anyway, I want to be the very best like no one ever was, but I don't think that's gonna happen anytime soon. :([/SIZE][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akieen Cloud Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [COLOR="Navy"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Out of all the people I know and have ever known, I am the very best at having no clue. XD. I mean it, someone can tel a joke that everyone gets and I sit there clueless. Also I'm the best at cooking[/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdsy Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 [color=deeppink]I am also totally the best at pissing people off by being better than them at things that are entirely inconsequential. Like guitar peripheral-based video games and knowing the difference between "fewer" and "less."[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted November 11, 2009 Author Share Posted November 11, 2009 [quote name='Nerdsy'][color=deeppink]I am also totally the best at pissing people off by being better than them at things that are entirely inconsequential. Like guitar peripheral-based video games and [b]knowing the difference between "fewer" and "less."[/b][/color][/QUOTE][font=trebuchet ms]Dude, I kick [i]***[/i] at that. Seriously, there's no one better.[/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdsy Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 [quote name='Sara'][font=trebuchet ms]Dude, I kick [i]***[/i] at that. Seriously, there's no one better.[/font][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]Who do you think I learned it from? ; )[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octopus Royalty Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I am the best at not giving up. I've faced and failed at nearly everything, and I still keep going. I am the best at aggregating obscene amounts of anime wallpapers on my computer that I'll never use. I am the best at regulating my weight. My weight has not changed for about five years. Lastly, I am the best at keeping my hair neatly parted in the middle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiwass Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 I am The Best at electric guitar. I am The Best at burping on command. I am The Best at diplomatic relations. I am The Best at long-distance running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [size=1] Apart from maybe one person I am the best at extreme vocals (screaming, growling, yelling, etc). Apart from my teachers, I am the best fighter I know, especially amongst my friends. Best at Tekken. Best at dancing. [/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopscotchEyelid Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Out of all the things my friends and I, or just somebody I know and I do, I always the best a anything creative. I mean just about every part of creativity as well, it's so bad if you tell me how to do something I wont do it and I'll be angry. Let me figure it out using the surroundings and my own mind. I also draw better and I easily understand things that are obscured or said wrong. I have one friend who I would say is equal in the understanding part, but even though are characters and basic world view are different, we both have this in common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trigun 11 Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="1"][quote name='Zen'][size=1] Best at Tekken. [/size][/QUOTE] I call bull, dear friend. You and I have to play sometime, so I can prove your statement false.I am best at Pokemon games - my Eevee team is a boss. I'd like to say that my little brother is best at cheering people up when they're depressed. [/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [quote name='Trigun 11'][COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="1"] I call bull, dear friend. You and I have to play sometime, so I can prove your statement false.I am best at Pokemon games - my Eevee team is a boss. I'd like to say that my little brother is best at cheering people up when they're depressed. [/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [size=1] Tekken 6. X-Box 360. Gamertag: Mikey Militant. Bring it.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 [size=1]I am the best at making cute, cuddly-animal noises when tickled, or when I sneeze, shiver, or spasm.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomurah! Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 [COLOR="hotPink"][SIZE="1"]I am[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE="4"][I][B][U]The Best.[/U][/B][/I][/SIZE] [COLOR="hotPink"][SIZE="1"]Thank you. [/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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