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Okay I'm just "experamenting" with this. I need to expand my facilities. So I need something to Parody in a script form. So complain if you want cause I know soomeone will. So here's the cast [list] [*]Splity [me] [*]The Joker [Jokopoko] [*]Booberry [Boo] [*]Mr. Boss [The Boss} [/list] [[U]B]CHAPTER 1: Probably the most ridiculas character this story needs.[/B][/U] The outskirts of Otaku Town hold the most evil of villians. But only the hero can win. Don't cry cause you guys don't win. It's just too bad for you. We meet our short but handsom hero Splity at his favorite restaraunt. [CENTER][B]Splity:[/B] I'll have the moo goo gai pan, with extra hamburger. [B]Waitress:[/B] Sir, moo goo gai pan is a soup. I think? [B]Splity:[/B] okay then I'll have the cheeseburger. [B]Waitress:[/B] Sir this is a vegatarian restaurant. We don't serve meat. [B]Splity:[/B] Okay. Then I'll have the ham sandwitch. [B]Waitress:[/B] Sir, WE DON'T SERVE MEAT! [B]Splity: [/B] Jesus, okay okay! Then I'll have the ... roast duck. In a fit of rage the waitress storms off, throwing the menus all over the place. [B]Splity:[/B] Man, having are period today? Fine then I might as well go. Besides I sense a stupid writing scheme. As Splity exited the restaurant an evil watched him leave. [B]Booberry:[/B] Mr. Boss I sense a stupid idiot who's oddly a super hero. What do I do? Booberry paces back and forth waiting for an answer. [B]Mr. Boss:[/B] Sorry, readin the news paper. Anyway just attack him I guess. I'm not your leader you know!! Booberry shrugs his shoulder, shakes his head then continues his talk. [B]Booberry:[/B] Mr. Boss, your the leader. Well fine anyway, I'll go "just attack him". Booberry jumps off the building. In an attemp to land on his feet a truck smacks him, sending him packing. [B]Booberry:[/B] Should of seen that coming. As he's flying Splity our very handsom hero is talking a walk in the park. [B]officer:[/B] Sir, feet off the grass. [B]Splity:[/B] Why are you chasing ON the grass then? No answer? I thought so. Booberry walks towards Splity. Splity looks back, as Booberry hides behind a bush. [B]Splity:[/B] Hey you! Booberry clenches his fist and curses. [B]Booberry:[/B] Oh, crap he spotted me. [B] Splity:[/B] Mr. Bush can you give me directions to some oddly placed part of the city were I might be hit in the head by some evil person? In a desperate attemp to hide his very easy to solve identity, Booberry gets in toon with nature. [B]Booberry:[/B] ummm, sure! Just go to the ghetto downtown and your wish will come true. [B]Splity:[/B] Okay. A wishing bush eh ? Can I have a pony? [B]Booberry:[/B] No, just go. Splity shruggs and walks off. To the ghetto!! [B]Splity:[/B] Okay so I'm here. All I see is discarded condom wrappers and birth control pills. On top of the roof lies yet another villian. The Joker. [B]The Joker:[/B] Bat ready. Okay now I go left, right, swerve, watch for pedestrians. Oh I'm hitting a man with a bat, not driving at driving school. The Joker jumps off the roof and whacked Splity on the head. [B]Splity:[/B] No mommy. I don't want to shave gramma's back while feeding her milk. As Splity fainted he cought a glimpse at this evil doer. And slept away. The End? No..[/CENTER] Here's a few notes. 1st. I only parodeyed the names...so far. And for Boo you have a blue bear avi. And your username is boo. Thus Booberry. I havn't thought it thuroughly.

[COLOR=Red]Well after a few changes I've decided this. [COLOR=Blue]DarkAngelX[/COLOR]- your character stinks. You need to throw a lot more effert. Change it A LOT. As for [COLOR=Blue]MoyakuKeramushe[/COLOR] I'm very happpy with your improvement. Your in but still need that keyblade. I see a bright future for you. So[COLOR=Blue] 4 [/COLOR] people are in. I'll post an update on the number of IN characters. So check back later to see when we are started. Now for everyone here I'm posting my character here now. [CENTER]-/-/-/-/-/-[/CENTER] [COLOR=Blue]Name:[/COLOR] Galian Nightsquall [COLOR=Blue]Age:[/COLOR] 19 [COLOR=Blue]Blood type:[/COLOR] O+ [COLOR=Blue]Battle type:[/COLOR] Drive Form [COLOR=Blue]Magic type: [/COLOR] Black [COLOR=Blue]Weapon:[/COLOR] Oath of Oblivion. A dark keyblade, which has an enormous power supply. The key chain is a heart with thorns. Shrouded with mystery, it holds many secrets. Its hilt is white and covered with a cast-like material. Its blade is black with a gate like form for the teeth. The other side is white with a fin like spick at the middle. [COLOR=Blue]Abilities: [/COLOR] Oath striker - A white aura surrounds Galian. In this state he can jump higher and faster. Boosting power to the legs. Oblivion Blade - The keyblade can fly at will randomly hitting the opponent. After a while the blade starts to return to normal. Phoenix Destroyer - A very power draining technique. Galian Jumps high and twists his keyblade. A symbol forms in the air around him. A ray of light hit?s the clouds and twists reality. A fire like energy ray shoots from the clouds and destroys everything within 50 yards diameter. Soon to be Techniques Thorns of Refuse -The thorns on the blade start to wrap around the enemy. A very useful technique but it binds the opponent long enough to attack him/her. The more it?s used the stronger it gets. Thus it grows power faster than other abilities. Dimensions gate - A giant door appears out of nowhere and shows the enemy(s) biggest fear. It even comes to materialize in a perfect being, spirit and form. Chaotic Decimator - The blade transforms into a 10 foot long keyblade. It can cut almost anything. Its main focus is to demolish the opponent. It can be thrown and create a symbol. This symbol has the words ?Define chaos in its true form? on the outside. It has a hive like shape that repeats itself multiple times. It creates pillars of darkness and light that intertwine each other. The rays go for about 10 yards in diameter and the complete number of them spreads for about 2 miles in diameter. Also known as the Hellish Calamity. [COLOR=Blue]Personality:[/COLOR] Galian is a normal teenager but with a fiery personality. He is nice to many but get on his bad side and you?re in for a hellish time. For an unknown reason he can?t really feel sympathy for sad people. He falls in love really easy and doesn?t like people to know his crushes. He has red eyes that are like ember. Showing that his confidence shines strong. [COLOR=Blue]History:[/COLOR] Born into poverty he never really knew the pleasures of life. Dying for a taste of the outside world he went around his local city streets to make friends. At one point in his walks he stopped to find a lottery ticket. Later he found a newspaper that showed the winning results. He won 100,000,000, dollars. After becoming rich at 13 his parents found his strengths in school were getting great. Always having 100?s in gym. Exercising daily and lifting waits. One day a thug was attacking him. In an attempt to save himself Galian killed the man. Later to find that the man was a mass murderer, Galian got 1,000,000 dollars for himself. The academy heard his story and sent him a letter. It read: Dear Galian, We at the key blade academy heard of your achievements. Your willpower and strength gave us the idea that you are an undoubtedly candidate for our prestige school. If you haven?t spent your 1,000,000 dollar reward already bring it with you. You never know when you need the money. [CENTER]Sincerely The Dean.[/CENTER] Of coarse Galian knew about the war. His father died in it. Without second thought he plunged into action and joined the academy. Being 19 he is at his last year of the academy. But he is still good at his battling skills and is ready to destroy the darkness behind the Keyblade War. But inside him dwells a secret that could bean a large change in the war. [COLOR=Blue]Appearance:[/COLOR] His eyes are red and his hair black. He has a very stable build and is very fit. Standing at about 5 foot 10. His shirt is gold and black with the academy?s symbol around it. He wears 10 pond wrist weights and can lift very heavy weapons His pants are black with a platinum tint to the pockets. He wears a ring that has his initials on it. As for his shoes he wears black and gold sneakers. With platinum laces and soles. These wrap up his uniform. As for his face and body he has a scar from his left breast all the way down to his foot and right hand. [CENTER]-/-/-/-/-/-[/CENTER] So far so good for the sign-ups. Some of you have shown great effort while some have shown very little. A couple of more members and we will start. After we start sign-ups will still be open for more, well sign-ups of coarse. [/color]

When I got the game I found out it was to be cut from production. So I got a rental. Probably the reason being it was put on the greatest hits list. I traded mine in because it didn't work. But I wanted to get the greatest hits version/. So I still have 13 dollors on a card and when I see the greatest hits version I'm gonna get it. Back to the game itself. When I found that the [spoiler]universe was a computer program I nearly crapped myself.[/spoiler] i kind of agree with the review. And that other guy was named Beelzabub. Luther was origanly Lucifer. I like the new avi and banner SunfallE has. It's so cool. ^_^ I give the game 5 well deserved thumbs up: out of 5.

[COLOR=Red]So far here are the in's and out's. [COLOR=Blue]PWNED [/COLOR] - Just finish up the editing. not a complete form but your in none the less. [COLOR=Blue]MoyakuKeramushe[/COLOR]- not accepted. Hardly any info to shake a stick at. [COLOR=Blue]mushrumluver[/COLOR] - accepted. As usual you tell a lot about your character. [COLOR=Blue]Video Game Goddess [/COLOR] - my fair lady you are in. [COLOR=Red]Tempest[/COLOR] - not accepted. Finish the rest of your info. I need an assistant. Somneone who can help PM others about the RPG. Just PM me or show in your sign-up. (edit into your sign-up if still on the verge of creating him/her. Plus we need a banner for the square thread.[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Acheron] [font=Palatino Linotype][size=2][color=darkgreen]Also (though I consider this a dumb question to ask), if that's considered sex, then did I [technically] lose my virginity as well when that happened?[/color][/size][/font][/QUOTE] I agree. So at the age of 12 I lost my virginity? I mean It's just a hand for chris sakes!! I lost my virginity to my own HAND!! I mean seriously. Soon your going to say having sex with your sofa is "losing your virginity. But I kind of agree. I mean anythings possible. But hopefully we can get clarity on the subject. Back to the conversation again. How many words have we scroutanised! (Correct my spelling if I'm wrong) Lets take a look at some translations shall we. Wong - A chinese (or japanese) name. Now its slang for penis. banana - self explanitory. [spoiler]boner[/spoiler] - Well I don't now what became to make this a word. nuts and balls - nuts are food. And you play with balls. Toy balls. Umm basketballs. See what I mean. johnson - yet another human name turned sexual. So is willie, etc, etc. Did I miss anything? Probably not. And another point. If anything "arousing" makes you lose your virginity then just playing with yourself is losing it, or geting an erection is losing it. I had my first one when I was 5 for crying out loud!

One of my friend's mother was killed by her husband. I didn't know her that well but I felt for my friend. It's odd though. When I learned Steve Irwin died I felt a gap as well. Even though I didn't like him that much. It just seems that when someone dies what they did well has something missing. And I agree with Tical Blue's statement. Time doesn't heal all wounds. Maybe people want it that way, but its not true. Death may make people resort to killing themselves. But death is part of the natural order. Without it we would be crowded with ancient people and creatures. Probably devastating the planet. That's my view anyway.

[COLOR=White][CENTER]This story isn't about Sora. This story is about the past.[/CENTER] [CENTER]-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-[/CENTER] 1000 years ago a war raged on the worlds. It used to be that only one person could have a keyblade. A warrior of light. But a generation had them almost completely. During the war an academy was built to teach the basics to keyblade fighting. As well as magic and ability teachings. You must have been 13 in order to join this academy. The world was only known to the teachers, students, ands the war veterans. As well as war officials. So far the war has lasted 100 years. 50 years had passed with no academy. So the idea of one was new to the people. But this year the academy ust say farewell. After graduation a new type of academy will be built. A better one. Celebrations have been held a lot. Guests, veterans, generals, even celebraties were there. people started hearing about the academy. The school chancellor was using this to an advantage. he could get the academy famous and keep it going. The government learned about his plans and fired him. Vice chancellor Nuvic is now in charge. He plans to shut down the academy. [CENTER]-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-[/CENTER] But beside all that the students have been working harder than ever. 5 classes for fighting and magic. As well as regular school to teach the things they could only learn, in the academy. 1 student in particular is above the best. Preppy, rude, annoying. He has it all. Albel Jetfare is the name of this, stuck up student. Son of Chancellor Nuvic's son as well. He plans to destroy the school with a giant recking ball. The schools students (The seniors.) have become lazy. Exept a few. Well maybe not a few. This is... [SIZE=6]Academy.[/SIZE] Academy central This is none other than the academy's location. Marked by a giant sign that says "Academy walkway". This path is 1 mile long and must be walked. But the academy decided to stretch it to 5 miles as a test for the freshmen. This path is bordered by beautiful red leaved trees. No matter the season the leaves are red. Behind the academy lies training forest. The outside area sarrounding the academy is known as "Academy central". Stores are located there for food, games and equipment needed for practice. The school supplies the students with money. Training Forest An academy school ground. The students train here, talk with friends, and play. It's like a playground exept no one watches the students. Exept cameras. The forest has a gate that has been there before the academy was built. The builders decided to give it a touch of school by putting a banner on the gate. The banner has the words "Training grounds." on it. Forgotten Santum This place is an area for only the brave. if a student is man enough Or brave enough) The will tread the grounds. It used to be a mansion. But due to the academy being built the mansion was moved. Now ghosts and heartless roam it's halls. The building is covered in ivy. Roses line the walkway entering the building. Dead roses. 7 Students have been reported missing in the building. What is it's secret? Nobody knows. [SIZE=6]Worlds.[/SIZE] Spitakk This world is full of monsters and weird people. During the war the monsters were captured and used as weapons during the war. The world is covered in beutiful green fields. But behing the beauty lies a deadly world. Only experienced soldieers may even think about coming here. But one area is completly baron of monsters. A field of radiation blocks people from enering. An old laboratory is located in the area. The government wants to use it as a base. But first must get rid of the radiation. [/COLOR] Eyitan This planet is nothing but desert. The battle of guru was held here. Civilization is huge though. Vast oases covor the deserts. Field trip time for the students. A 7 day break for students. The planet is well known as a vacation spot. Ravensprout This planet is known for it's canyons. Mostly used for army bases. Birds are beasts here. Named for it's raven's. These birds are vicious here. Pocking peoples eyes out. Stealing. The god bird talks to the soldiers. He is peacful. But turns hypnotic when shiny oblects catch it's eye. He can carve keychains out of stone. Many keyblades have been discovered here. The canyon's are black. Night time is non existing here. But the sun stays nice and cool. The perfect place for a base. Rain is very rare. but a giant lake is always being rained on. Giving the planet life. [SIZE=6]Battle types[/SIZE] [CENTER]fighter- This is normal basic fighting. Use of power mostly. Hard hitting attaacks with no combos cahined. Defense creaking. People using this type of fighting must be physicly fit. Slow but effective against slower enemies. Drive form - This is a style were transforming is induced. Utilizing the keyblade to it's fullest. Attacks come in different styles. Hard hitting, stratigic fighting, and even acrobatic moves acan be used in this style. No exact body recemended. Depends on style hoice. Gunfighting - The use of projectiles. Either grenades or shooting from the keyblade. Not much is really needed for detail. It's a simple battle type. But swift bodies must be used. The faster your reaction to others the better you are. Keyblade control - The use of keyblade. You can use this style to make your keyblade hover arround. mental states of mind are usually needed for this type. This is also known as mental keyblading. You must be smart, and mentally strong. Also you need to know when to quit fighting. Berserk style - The use of combos. Chains, combos, endless attacks. Anything to bring down the house. You have to be really strong, fast, agile, and must have high stamina to pull this style of. Ony for the very skilled. he hardest style to achieve.[/SIZE][/CENTER] [SIZE=6]magic types[/SIZE] [CENTER]White magic - The use of healing magic. And even increasing resistance to other magics. The easiest form and the most helpful. Black magic - Using elemental magic. Examples : Fire, water, thunder, etc. Or even using status enducing spells. Like paralisys, poison, Silence, etc. It is quite useful when confrontingelemental monsters. Summoning magic - The sbility to summon creatures to battle. Only women are allowed to use this. Probably because only women are capable of using it. Some men have tooken steps in order to use summoning magic. But males have to have a certain bloodline. The most skill draining magic. Copycat magic - The ability to copy moves permenetly or een take the same action as others. Men use this skill to copy summoning spells. Or even taking on the form of someone. Pranksters misuse this magic to fool around like idiots. The most useful of magics. red magic - The ability to use elemental magic to transform body parts. If you want to transform your arm into poison ivy, you can. If you want tornadoes on your fists, you can. Easy to use. Defensive people use it to shield themslves against other magics. Not a lot of people pick it thogh because of one cost. You might get your matter fused with someone else. Turning you into a freak.[/CENTER] [SIZE=6]Sign-ups[/SIZE] Name: Anything. As long as it's not a disney charecter. Nor can you be sora or any of the regular KH characters. 1 exeption though. You can be a pasy member of organization 13. But you must be killed by a heartless during your senior year at the academy. Age: How old your character is. He/she may be from age 18 to 20 because that's about how old seniors usually are. People past the age of 19 have been held back or weren't able to be in the academy that year. Blood type: a+, a-, o+, o-. Or any other bloodtype. As long as it exists. If you become a member of organization 13 you can put none for a bloodtype. battle Type: Any of the five stated above. magic type: Any of the five stated above. Women charaecters must have a second magic. Summoning magic. Weapon: What's your keyblade look like? Is it shaped like a katana? Does it have a design made just for it? And if you want a new one later on PM me about it so i can give you the o.K. Abilities: What magic and keyblade skills does the character have. Tell thre then give three more that your charecter will learn later on. Personality: What he/she is like. Is he/she nice or mean? History: What happened to let him/her into the academy? Did something change them? The characters past is all here. Appearence (image, or discription, or even both): what he/she looks like. What clothes does the character usually wear. Biograph/charecter snipet. (optional): Spots are reserved for the following: PWNED, and MoyakuKeramush. These people have been reserved a spot for a sign-up, for PMing me on the RP. It's not a definite yes. But the RP won't start until they post. Note to moderator: Close the other topic for this one. Thank you in advance.

Ever hear about the Waverly Hills Sanitarium? Well it's the most haunted location in the US. Patients there were being treated for traburculosis. A disease in the lungs. People were coming from distant countries just to get treatment. A tunnel known as the death tunnel, has cries of the people that died there. The bodies were taken down this tunnel to be brought for bariel. A train would carry the corpses away. Later on it closed and was turned into a nursing home. But the nursing home didn't go so well. More disease spread. Old men and women were sleeping in their own feces. And the nurses there would abuse the poor old folks. It is owned by a couple now to this date. Many deaths were counted there. About 40,000. (I think If I remember correctly)

Thank you Des. Without you Otakuboards wouldn't be so succesful. [CENTER] [IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/NCIScatfish/tyramonster-1.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] Tyra Banks is so excited she's gone crazy.

[QUOTE=Ikillion][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Awww, I see why people would complain about them but I always though your stuff was funny. 'S ok though, your newer more and less "mature" stuff is rather funn anyways. The Phoenix Wright part with the " a much longer list" Made me lol. Tis really a shame that some people get offended by your avatars though. If they are offended by the current one I think my head may just explode[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] I couldmn't agree more. [QUOTE=Charles] I love the Tyra Banks prize btw.[/QUOTE] Why thank you. As for those cats. Promise not to give them weed!!!

[COLOR=Red]Well Charles. I'd have to say I agree about the [B]"god" [/B] comments. You prove an awkward point. Just one question. Who the hell was that fat guy supposed to be? But I ike your current avatar. It's cute. But funny as hell! What is possessing those cats to do that? Anyways your animations are funny. Cookied Bizatch! Whatever that means. But as for your current banner. That remote must be getting tired!!![/COLOR] [CENTER]_______________________________________________[/CENTER] [U][COLOR=Red][CENTER]I give your animation work [IMG]http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/NCIScatfish/tyramonster-1.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [CENTER]5 Awfully angry Tyra Banks. Out of 5.[/CENTER][/COLOR][/U]

[URL=http://www.personaldna.com/report.php?k=oBhHOXwBWREBEZW-EI-DCACA-ef08&u=ea421fbbfeb3][b]Free-Wheeling Idealist[/b][/URL] Wow! I'm surprised. I'm actually very confident and Masculine. But I don't feel that way, well I don't usually pay attention. I'm going to take it again and see what I get. [URL=http://www.personaldna.com/report.php?k=eEsoMIrGQXJDKSV-EM-AAAAA-6d42&u=a222cda6e292]Advocating-idelist[/URL] Well now. That was a change. And I agree with these results more.

[FONT=century gothic][CENTER][SIZE=2][B][COLOR=Blue]Original Name: [/COLOR] [/b][COLOR=Red]Hanryu[/COLOR] [b][COLOR=Blue]Order name:[/COLOR] [/b] [COLOR=Red]Xanryan[/COLOR] [b][COLOR=Blue]Number:[/COLOR] [/b] [COLOR=Red]XIII[/COLOR] [b][COLOR=Blue]Code name: [/COLOR] [/b] [COLOR=Red]The solemn destroyer[/COLOR] [b][COLOR=Blue]Element: [/COLOR] [/b] [COLOR=Red]nothingness[/COLOR] [b][COLOR=Blue]Weapon: [/COLOR] [/b] [COLOR=Red]Baron Katana. This is a large sword, which is 8 feet long. It is blue and red. Its hilt is silver with diamond made blade. It can slash through very hard objects. It is unbreakable yet only one thing can break it, Xanryan. It can be used as a javelin too. It is very quick despite its length. It weighs only 10 pounds. It can tear through the air and cause a leak of nothingness.[/COLOR] [b][COLOR=Blue]Nobody:[/COLOR] [/b] [COLOR=Red]Berserkers. These nobodies are very large and carry a very large weapon. They can turn themselves small and speedily attack. They slouch when holding the berserker weapon. Their large feet and small bodies can distinguish them.[/COLOR] [b] [COLOR=Blue]Appearance:[/COLOR] [/b] [COLOR=Red]Under his cloak his body is scarred due to recoil from his large blade, His hair is blue and short. He has a blank stare. With no pupils or cornea. He can use this to see through objects. His face has five scars 2 on each eye. , one on his left cheek and two on his forehead. His hand is black from many battles. He stands straight at 6 feet. His body is able to carry immense weight.[/COLOR] [b][COLOR=Blue]Personality:[/COLOR][/b][COLOR=Red] When he was human, he was not very famous. He was abandoned as a child and his heart filled with grief. Always being made fun of, by others at school. Being called names, he always felt hopeless. One day in an ally he was crying. What he didn?t notice was out of the shadows a heartless was hiding. When Hanryu got up to go home he noticed the shadow heartless. Then he woke up wearing a black cloak and being in the presence of nobodies. Now he?s a nobody. He was the last member to join and is the most quiet. He hardly talks giving him the name ?The Solemn Destroyer?. He only talks during his missions. But even then he hardly speaks. He is very powerful and cold. Even though he doesn?t seem cold. . He only follows the word of Onix. He usually replies like ?Yes? or ?Will do?. He follows them without question for he knows his place. He wouldn?t betray Onix. Because he has nothing to betray. He does talk a lot when he accomplishes his missions. He stays quiet and doesn?t often pay attention to others. Except Onix.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER][/FONT]

[QUOTE=Lady Katana][color=darkblue][size=1]A lot of bookstores that sell manga and the like don't carry a lot of yuri titles (girl-girl relationships) because it hasn't been licensed very much, but if I'm correct, they're trying to pick up here lately. Dagger would know more about it than I would. Anyway, I do like Gravitation, but it is a yaoi (or boy-boy relationship manga), so since you say that you don't like that sort of thing, it may not be your cup of tea. Also, there are plenty of male-female relationship manga on the shelves. It's just a matter of taste, heh. Oh, and Shiros_Hime, I direct you to the [url=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=54431&highlight=Loveless]Loveless[/url] thread to talk about it proper. ^_~ [/color][/size][/QUOTE] Thanks for the info. gravitation is sold at walden books. It has manga from letter a-z.

I live in northern New york. Does walden books carry any titles of this kind of romance? I'm 13 so. Ones with female and male, female and female romances. (Can't stand man-man love it bugs me.) What's gravitation rated? I heard it was good millions of times.

[quote name='black rurouni']Robot chicken is the funny show i ever seen to me because it's stupid and to me stupid=funny. all my friend bt 1 likes robot chicken,family guy,Adult swim :D :beer: :idea: :genius:[/quote] What? The shows funny as hell. that snuggle spoof was stupid.

[QUOTE=Marron347][FONT=Arial][COLOR=DarkRed]I usually eat instant ramen after cooking it in the microwave. I break it up while it is still in the package, put it in a bowl, cover it with water, then put it in the microwave for three minutes. It never gets cooked all the way but that's how I like it. Sometimes I even eat it raw. :animesmil I actually have never eaten non-instant ramen. What is that like? Oh yeah, and my favorite flavor is teriaki.[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] It's a fact! But I preffer chicken. Sometimes I eat the leftover noodles in the package. Sweet and not to hard. Speaking of ramen I need some soon.

[QUOTE=Tical Blue]I've been known to do the dew most of the time. The dew and I only began doing it a few years ago, as I used to be affixed to the lymony goodness of Sprite. Letely, thouh, I've begun to tire of the dew (I think I did it a little too much) and have been trying out all sorts of other beverages. My all-time favorite soda, though, was a very short lived Mountain Dew Pitch Black.[/QUOTE] Version 2 was better. A sour kickin the ***!! But I miss it. Pesi blue was good. The first drink!!! But I miss MD Pitch Black as much as I miss Crunchy reeses peanut butter cups. They were the shiz!!

I told you over the phone that this is making my plan ruined. This is taking my idea and blasting to crap. I hope a moderator closes this. And for me guess I have to make a whole new RPG. So thanks a lot dude. Really!!! :mad: :animecry:

[COLOR=Red][B]Original name:[/B] Desed [B]Order name: [/B] Seddex [B]Number: [/B] VII [B]Codename:[/B] The Berserker of Nothingness [B]Element:[/B] Fire [B]Weapon:[/B] Seddex' weapon is black and white. He holds a long sword that reaches length's about 7 feet. He wields two. His number induces the length. It has a very sharp blade that can cut almost everything. The hilt is also a secondary weapon. It has small spikes that induce poison into the body. He can put them both together and swirl around killing everything in a 28 feet diameter. The hilt is black and at the blades tip is a red spike. This weapon is strong and very reliable. It has a third use for a javelin. It can be engulfed in fire. [B]Nobody:[/B] The berserkers. A very strong nobody. They wield an ax like weapon. They can appear and disappear and still be fighting. They are large as well. [B]Appearance:[/B] Under his cloak he has Blue and red hair. His eyes are red so they show his rage. He is white but not pale. [B]Personality:[/B] Desed used to be famous man. Getting all the women for his famous struggle battles at twighlight tow. On his way home from a struggle he met up with a heartless. It lunged at him with it's tiny claws. The on;y thing he remembers from then on was it's eyes. That blank yellow stare and its dark complexion. Seddex having no heart or emotions can be his downfall; He is very polite to his fellow members but hates everybody else. You can tell of his presence for he usually carries around two berserker nobodies. He does not use a berserker type of weapon so he improvises. By taking the nobodies? weapon and using it. He is not much of a loaner but he does tend to loan peoples things. He is not a thief just an irresponsible member. In battle, he can be cold. Swinging his two swords until he no longer can. Then he just keeps on going with lighter attacks. Nevertheless, he plans his attacks and fast. Being he is older that the other six members he tends to treat them like little kids. He isn?t too loyal to Onix, but he obeys everything that has to do with him being the only fighter. He would never betray Onix for what is there to betray? He may have no heart but he can be angered easily. He does things for his own reasons not the others. He has a secret that some other members don?t know. People worry about him thinking he may actually be a threat, for his reasons of his secret being secret.[/COLOR] Any problems PM me.

I like it cooked. :p Anyways for me I just have it the way it is. Yummy chicken!!! My fav. flavor. i actaully leave it the way it it. No straining. The broth is good.

I sometimes remember the music. i actually rented it from Videoking. I got pretty far all thanks to my codebreaker :D . The landscape was amazing and so was the view if you remember the female charecter. Just kiding. The games turn based combat didn't dissapoit me. I loved every minute of it and so will you.

It's me again with another installment of "Completely random threads." Well anywho. What soda sparks your interest and why? For me it's a tie. I don't know if both of them are from pepsi comp. But I do know mountain dew is. So what's my two favorites? Well for me it's Mountain dew and Mug root beer. Mountain dew is something we all know and love. packed with sugar and concentraited orange juice with other natural flavors. (Read the ingrediants you might learn something.) The taste is good bu can leave your mouth wanting more. The new look is something to see too. 20 fl oz of energy for your daily crazy nut. iI also like root beer. The dog isn't a pretty sight. But marketing ploys, you gotta love them. Anyways the flavor is rich in modified food starch? Anyway I usually have been getting coke zero because of it's loss of sugar and fat. but once in a while the great taste of root beer can't be ignored. So I'm asking you. What's your favorite soda?

Ahh a simple sign-up. Good story work to White. Anyways, without further edue. Name: Tom Ryan Smith. Gender: male Age: 22 Appearance: He is very handsome. His hair is black, short, and without flaws. His hairline meets his forehead in a well fashion. With the sideburns well kept. His face is oval which shows any hair style is good for him. His eyes are crystal blue with a tint of turquoise. His nose is not too long, and it is not too short. He has red lips, which are not huge like some others. He wears blue clothes. A blue tank top, blue jeans and even blue hand gloves. His arms are well clean with no hair too long or too short. He stands roughly 5 foot 10 inches with no slouch. He weighs 120 pounds. He is very speedy. His pants reach his shoes and the backs reach the ground. His pockets have packs of gum neatly organized. By flavor, and how long the flavor lasts. Constantly chewing gum for hydration during the hot weather. His shoes are Nike with red soles, shocks and laces. He wears tethered pants, which are a bleached tone. He has kept well clean and organized. He is comedic and wise. Story-snippet: George Harriet was walking down a very dark hall. A weird man murdered two of his very close friends. George could not explain the man to the authorities. However, he could to himself. He did not want to think. He kept on walking. He then heard footsteps. He ran and ran until he could not any more. Heavy breathing crept down the hall like a kitten. George could taste the fear. He remembered his friends? murders. Not a pretty sight. He saw in his mind his friend Hazleton. Down his back, blood ran. An ax was deep into hid chest. Blood was squirting everywhere. The man that did it was prying open Hazleton?s chest. Digging for Hazleton?s heart. Blood was covering his back. Perched on his head was a knife. His eyes scraped from his head. The ax had cut off his hand. The stench of death rolled of him. The man, who did this, was a maniac. Soon he fell to the ground. Spikes perched from the ground pierced him. Blood kept on leaking out of him. He was surely overcalled. The maniac let out a couple of word to George as he watched. ?You... are next.? The man said. The creature as George referred him to, stepped away. George could no longer stand. He took from his pocket a knife. As the man got nearer, George stabbed himself in the heart. No longer could he stand it. George writhed in pain. The maniac soon drove his ax into George?s back. He removed the heart and put it into a jar. [CENTER]_________________________[/CENTER] Any problems just Pm me.

I'm importing chapter three here. i need to make another post so you know. Now time for chapter 3. This time I used my word proccesor. Just found one yesterday. Chapter 3: The Search comes to a standstill. Las time the group of Hijar, Tala, and DC were searching Crescent Kingdom for traces of their sister. We now go to Hijar. Hijar was walking down a sidewalk, when he stood upon the grounds of a building. He looked to his right to find the buildings name. A sign was located atop the door. On it said ?The hottie hut?. ?Well maybe our sister is in there?? Hijar asked. He walked towards the entrance. He then knocked on the door. A man?s eyes peered out of a slit on the door. ?What?s the password?? He asked. Hijar thought for a minute and finally something came to mind. ?Are you so stupid that you don?t know the password to get in.?? Hijar said. He then realized what the person meant. ?A wise guy eh? Well we do not take in people who do not know the password. If not, get an ID card and we?ll let you in without second thought.? The man closed the slit. Hijar stepped onto the sidewalk. ?Well. I might as well get my hands on an ID card. Or obtain the password.? Hijar then saw a mailbox just hand length from him. ?Deliveries get in without notice.? He read. ?Well we just need Tala and we can get in.? Hijar sat and congratulated himself. As he was pondering, Tala was lost in the other side of the kingdom. ?Well. Where could a sister be?? She thought. Soon after, she heard footsteps. The footsteps got louder. Tala was scared. She backed away. Nevertheless, the footsteps got louder. She decided to run. Nevertheless, she ran into a man. The man who was walking. Soon after the man?s hand touched her back. Tala looked up. The two stepped back. The light revealed DC. ?Oh, it was you Tala.? DC chanted. ?I thought you were some dirty hag.? ?What did you just call me?? Tala asked. DC soon backed away. ?Nothing, not a single clue. ?DC replied. ?Good. I found nothing important at all. What about you?? She asked. ?I didn?t find a single thing. Plus, I was stuck between a cattle drive.? DC waited for Tala to say something. ?A cattle drive. Through a kingdom. This place is dirty.? She answered. ?We should find Hijar.? She suggested. ?Maybe we should go to the front gate. He wanted us to meet him there remember?? ?Okay then maybe he?s already there.? Tala and DC walked back. Hijar was waiting at the front gate. ?Would they hurry up?? Hijar thought. He looked east. Then westward. ?Guess not.? He answered. A couple of minutes passed without a sign. Just then, a voice was calling Hijar. Hijar looked. ?DC? Tala?? He yelled. He looked behind him and just then, DC and Tala came to view. Soon the group was standing next to each other. ?Find anything guys?? Hijar asked. DC and Tala nodded. As Tala nodded, her ears flew side to side. DC watched in amazement to them. ?Well actually I found something. A building called ?The Hottie Hut?. We should go there with Tala. She is the ?delivery? After all.? Hijar looked at the others. ?Ok. I?m ready for this.? Tala took a deep breath. ?Good follow me.? Hijar announced. Soon the others followed him into the kingdom. Deeper and deeper they went. _______________________________ Okay guys now I would like the good things pointed out. The bad as well. But for now. Enjoy. And for your viewing pleasure here is the demon of the south's pic. [img]http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/5484/tek060825d06075oj3.png[/img]