Baby Kiwi

[color=crimson]I definitely have the most lame joke that was ever told. My friend, and yours BabyGirl, told me this a while ago, and she still laughs 'till she cries whenever she hears or tells it. -Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. -Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. -Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. :rolleyes: I thougth that was the dumbest joke I have ever heard! I'll let BabyGirl tell some of the other lame jokes our friend has told us...:cross: [/color]

[color=crimson]I chose the name Baby Kiwi because I have a nickname that BabyGirl and other friends call me...Perriwinkle Kiwi (dont ask how we came up with that). That's where I got the Kiwi. I got Baby from BabyGirl when she invited me to join the boards. She told me to choose a name that was close to her's so that people would recognize that we were friends. There you have it! Baby Kiwi! :blush: :smooch: :love2: [/color]

[color=crimson]What about Slobidan Milosevic? (sp?) Everyone seems to forget about him. He was the guy from Yugoslavia (I think) that tried to "ethnically cleanse" the territory of ethnic Albanians, killing a lot of people. He is now on trial denying that this ever happened. I dont think he is the most 'evil' person, but he does rank up there with the others. And dont forget about Bennito Mussonlini, the Facist who was in league with Hitler in WW2. He was the dictator of Italy who was also a 'bad guy'.[/color]

[color=crimson][I]Where the Heart Is[/I] is a really good book, even though it prolly is a bit girly, but I enjoyed it. It's about a guy who abandons his pregnant girlfriend at a Wal-Mart and she has her baby there. You could also try [I]Farenheit 451[/I]. A book about firefighters who burn books. I dont know who they're by, but I think you could look them up. ;) [/color]

[color=crimson] I have a whole list of movies that sucked! 1. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2. All of the Land Before Time movies 3. Spice World...yes...I saw it...*puts paper bag over head* 4. Dr. Doolittle (sp?) 5. Ethan Frome...I had to watch it for a class 6. Anything with Stephen Segal in it...sorry guys! :huh: I dont know why anyone even bothered with these movies! They were pathetic![/color]

[color=crimson]I just had my hair dyed too...you cant even tell though. It was blonde, but now it's a light brown. I think I like the change. And don't make fun or light of cheerleading, there are more than one of us here and we can most definitely kick your butts!:naughty: [/color]

[color=crimson]You Virginian's dont even know what you're talking about! You guys probably only had about 6 inches of snow! In Michigan, this time last year we had almost 3 feet! And dont make fun of weather people, I'm planning on majoring in meteorology in college!:p [/color]

[color=crimson]The best movie of all time would have to be [I]Gone with the wind[/I]. And I will agree with BabyGirl and my mutual friend, Emily, that [I]Pride and Prejudice[/I] is also a very good move!.[/color];)

[color=crimson]I don't mind school...It's something you have to go through. Everyone has to do it. It all depends on if you apply yourself to the homework or schoolwork. Like TN said, it's your own fault if you do badly. It's only going to get harder as you advance in years, so start good habits now. Its not that hard to sit down and study for 15 minutes out of your day. Not to sound mean or anything, but it's true and it has helped me. ;) [/color]

:excited: [color=crimson]I'm so excited! It began snowing yesterday while I was at school! It is the first time this winter that it has snowed! (And I live in Michigan so this is very unusual. Last year at this time we had nearly 20 inches!) I was just wondering how many of you have never even seen snow close up. If you haven't, you are really missing out! (at least in my opinion) :smooch: [/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B][color=deeppink]My favorite football team would be...the Michigan State University Spartans...they're a college team, but you didn't say they have to be pro teams ;) (Oh, and that goes for basketball as well :wave: ) I simply [i]couldn't[/i] say I like the Detroit Lions...that would just be too painful...[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] :butthead:[color=crimson] Pooey on MSU football!! They stink! But I will go with you on MSU Basketball!! They rock!! :glasses: And as for the Detroit Lions.....:blulaugh: :rotflmao: They will never win a game...:rolleyes: My favorite futbol team is Chicago! :toothy:[/color]

:D [color=crimson]I have 2 english pointers. Calvin, who is a puppy, and Sport (I hate that name. My dad named him) who is I think 5 years old. [/color]

[color=crimson]:alcohol: He-he!! This one reminds me of BabyGirl... Oh! Wait! J slash K! Nevermind!!! I love you BabyGirl!!:angel: ;) [/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink]Bwahaha! You just reminded me of a long-ago taught method...! Allow me to explain: I am currently a senior in high school, and when I was a freshman three or so years ago, it was required to take Physical Education. Now, this was the year before we switched to block scheduling which made the switch from 7 to only 4 classes per day, and so year-long classes soon became semester-long. Anyway, I had the dreaded Ms. Deborah Boyd Hancock for PE, and she insisted on telling us that all men are[/color] [b][color=red]EVIL[/b][/color][color=deeppink]. So, she told us many things about how evil men are and how [b]never leave your kids alone with your husband...! :drunk:[/b] In case this story is going no where, I shall wrap it up and say, Cam, what you reminded me of was instead of yelling "RAPE!" you're supposed to yell "FIRE!"...because people tend to run away from where rape victims are...-__- Wait...did that make sense? I hope so...because if you can understand the ironic humor (and, perhaps, the idiocism that this woman put upon us young and impressionable girls...) then your day should be brighter. That is all, have a nice day :)[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]LMAO!!!:laugh: :laugh: I remember when that happened! It's true!! We also kearned the "KEEEYAAH!!" And that same teacher explained to my sophomore health class how her condom "popped off" and thats how she got pregnant with her son, that she never leaves home with her husband!!! That's so funny![/color]:laugh: :laugh:

[color=crimson]Interests are not as important as chemistry in a relationship, but yes, you must have some of the same interests. If you dont have anything in common, then you would sit and fight all of the time trying to make the other person see your point of view, and that wouldnt work. The chemistry is what makes you look over the insignificant differences that you have. :love: ;) [/color]

[color=crimson]Yes, i do have a boyfriend! :love: We've been together for almost 7 months! :blush: Thats really long!! :D [/color]

I hate it when people say "melk" instead of "milk"! If it were "melk" then it would be spelled M-E-L-K, not M-I-L-K:mad:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Transtic Nerve [/i] [B]I have no royal blood... that I know of.... I always looked down upon most royalty.... Princess Diana was one f the few I actually looked up to... she was a great person..... but yeah, some royalty are just snobby little pigs..... really pisses me off sometimes... [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]I was named after Princess Diana, but my mom added an extra n so my name is Dianna. :D [/color]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Ice Dragon v2 [/i] [B] i want to fight i wanna kill [/B][/QUOTE] [color=crimson]Why do you want to do that? I know it has been a tragedy, but that gives us no reason to want to go out and kill.:( [/color]

[color=crimson]There is a "friend" of BabyGirl and mine, Beans, you may know her as Melissa Hoffman...Her attitude towards this whole tragedy disgusts me! At lunch today in school, correct me if im wrong BabyGirl, she insisted on "looking on the bright side" by saying that "at least this will boost our economy by producing more jobs!" By what?! Building more coffins for the dead?? I think she is extremely stupid to say this especially in front of people who were greatly effected by this! Did it not make you pissed babygirl?? Cuz i surely was![/color]:flaming:

[color=crimson]You are a really good drawer!! That is a rather goofy pic! I love it!!:D [/color]

[COLOR=blue]My favorite color has to be blue! All of my clothes are blue, my car is blue and my eyes are blue! Hehe! Blue is an awesome color![/COLOR] :love:

[COLOR=crimson]Congrats! Even though a baby could complicate things, they are a joy to be around! I hope all goes well![/COLOR] :)

[COLOR=crimson]Yes! I've heard of it! :D And I love it up there! We should take a road trip up there during the summer next year! :p :love: :D [/COLOR]

[COLOR=crimson]If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? And why would you go there? I personally would go to France! I've always wanted to go there...it seems so pretty over there![/COLOR] :love: