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[FONT=Calibri]It's about time we had a repository for all the weirdass news that happens around the country/world/whatever you live on. So here it is. The Shallow End of the Gene Pool, for us all to laugh and groan and "....what in the blue freaking blazes" at.

First up: [URL="http://www.kansas.com/197/story/970373.html"][COLOR="Blue"]I don't even know.[/COLOR][/URL]

Like, okay. You sure get weird points for location. I mean, you're making love in a dumpster. In a fracking, honest-to-God, back-alley [I]dumpster[/I], of all places.

But then you get [I]robbed??[/I]

BY [U]OLD[/U] [U]PEOPLE[/U]

Like . . . there are no words.[/FONT]
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Firstoff, that couple must of been pretty desperate to choose that type of setting for such an activity. Second, they must of been making a lot of noise to be noticed by an old man. Third, how the HECK did a 60 year old rob them??

One would think that the sixty year-old would be somewhat brittle with age. This is just one w. t. f. story. Society is gone as we know it.
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[SIZE="1"][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][COLOR="Magenta"]Oh, here's a good one.

[URL="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_odd_crack_for_clunker"]guy sells his dad's car for crack.[/URL]

And not for, like, a decent amount. Just $50 bucks worth. Unless 50 = 5,000,000 in Crackinese or something.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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[quote name='Rachmaninoff']This just goes to show that one should be careful who they decide to rob.

[URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32953941/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]91-year-old man makes arrest ? in the nude[/U][/URL][/QUOTE]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]There's actually a subtle genius here. It might be intimidating to be held at gunpoint by an old guy, but I imagine it's absolutely mortifying to be held at gunpoint by a [I]naked[/I] old guy.[/FONT]
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Sadly enough making love in a dumpster isn't so uncommon. Well, making love IN the dumpster is, but I know quite a few young ladies who have stooped as low to have sex behind dumpsters. Plus in cars, on the sides of houses, stairwells, the library for christ's sake. Personally, I've only done the deed on my bed, and someone else's floor. Perhaps I'm not adventourus enough? ...Or do I just have self-control?

Anyway, no matter where one was making love it would be might unpleasant to be robbed. From one of the greatest pleasures in life, to losing your valuables and dignity. Weaksauce.
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[FONT="Tahoma"][URL="http://kotaku.com/5364947/cops-play-wii-during-undercover-drug-raid"][u][b]Wii Bowling becomes new procedure for drug raids![/u][/b][/URL]

Now i'm not saying this is something I [I]wouldn't[/I] do (well...maybe Marvel vs Capcom 2 or Soul Calibur)...but then again, I don't intend on being a cop either. Still, I'd like to hear the explanations for this one when the time comes. My reactions pretty much ranged from hilarious laughter to a shaking head of the "these poor bastards" persuasion.[/FONT]
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I've heard of insane stalkers before, but this had me going... wtf?

[URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33006266/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]Police: Pilot used plane to stalk ex-girlfriend[/U][/URL]

The kicker:[quote][FONT="Arial"]Police have arrested a pilot who they say stalked his ex-girlfriend by repeatedly flying his plane low over her house. ... Leftwich says police have been investigating reports of a low-flying plane in the area for more than a year.[/FONT][/quote]Someone obviously doesn't grasp the concept of no, I do not want to date you and get the hell out of my life. o_O
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[quote name='Rachmaninoff']The kicker:Someone obviously doesn't grasp the concept of no, I do not want to date you and get the hell out of my life. o_O[/QUOTE][size=1]Ahahaha...this totally made me laugh and i just shot milk out of my nose. So funny. This reminds me of a story....

[url="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26024894-13762,00.html"]Stalker Snake bites man on nose, claims it is stalking him[/url]

Darn those snakes on a plane..... [/size]
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[FONT="Trebuchet MS"]Well here's one way to get back at your ex...

[URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33088053/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]Woman eats ex's goldfish after spat[/U][/URL]

All I can think is... o_O

And since no one has posted... [I]*deletes and reposts*[/I]

[URL="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33310078/ns/us_news-weird_news/"][U]'Diehard' Democrat wrong choice for panel
Alabama party didn't realize he was dead when he was appointed[/U][/URL]

That made me laugh, a lot. :D[/FONT]
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[URL="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/21306839/detail.html"]Boy Takes Off in Futuristic Silver Thing After Parents Named Him "Falcon"[/URL][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]




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[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Poor Balloon Boy. R.I.P.




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[quote name='Sangome'][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][SIZE="1"][COLOR="#862A51"]Except he was just found alive.

:p[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]


[color=deeppink]And he didn't even ride in the balloon.



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