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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D. Dark [/i] [B]Just be a romantic, and be yourself. She wouldn't want to date you if you weren't yourself. Buy some flowers, roses, red, and another gift... And take on the town, sit on a bench on a cliff overlooking the sea during a romantic sunset... [/B][/QUOTE] err.... yeah...... what if he doesn't live near the sea :D ? I don't think a pond will quite cut it...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B][/color] [color=deeppink]Indeed it is! :p But yeah, it's a love/hate relationship with you males. I love boys to pieces, but I always end up screwing things up with guys (even guy [i]friends[/i]) and I just want a damn boyfriend...or even a companion. Is that too much to ask? ::shakes fist:: [/color] [/B][/QUOTE] here are some wise words from Deus..... [i]'never listen to Deus'.....[/i] ......... *smacks forehead* Ahhh.. what I meant to say was..... 'persevere.... and, uh... you will not be disappointed'.... Dammit. Words of wisdom suck. At least when I say them.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D. Dark [/i] [B] Hey, what's your IQ, you seem smart. About 170? [/B][/QUOTE] 159... allegedly. I'll have to take an official test one day... I seem to be good with the picture-patterns and logical problems.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by D. Dark [/i] [B] See! If you ask stupid questions, you'll get stupid answers :D :D Finally, I've proved my point! Your questions: 1/ Because although it is infinite, infinity can expand, such as the case of "infinity +1". It just eats it up 2/ Something very smart, though I don't know who he is 3/ Marketing. Just another for fat cats to get fatter with money 4/ Because at some point they became curious, and needed to find answers to those questions, such as "Why is there suffering?" 5/ Little kids are very curious people 6/ It's an avatar of a cyclops gone wrong [/B][/QUOTE] Hey... good answers... though for no. 2 I prefer my answer of 'someone who didn't like the colour red' You even got no. 1 right. I hand you, D.Dark, the 'genius medal of honor' or something like that.

I can't really comment much on this. I do have a part time job, but it's in a sports shop, so we don't get tips. though I find some customers just generally irritating and disrespective. Therefore I make no attempt to be exceptionally nice to these customers. I used to, but it gets tedious after a while.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Phantasy Freak [/i] [B] Babe,i am sick of being called 'stephie, tephie, steph, step-on-me' and all the others I can't remeber.. [/B][/QUOTE] oh, ok. I thought you were complaining cos you couldn't change 'stephanie' into anything, whereas 'Daniel' can form 'Danny'... and I thought that 'Daniel' turns to 'Danny', therefore 'Stephanie' turns to 'Stephie'. Those were the almost exact thoughts goin' through my mind. But now I understand...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DBZChikaGhan [/i] [B][COLOR=purple] "Why DID the chicken cross the road?"[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] Actually I'd ask ''Did the chicken [i]really[/i] cross the road?''

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Phantasy Freak [/i] [B]You people are lucky!You have names that you can change like Danny for Daniel..I hate my name...*writes her name and spits on it,then stomps it*Heh heh heh-.-; I hate my whole name..Stephanie Lynn....and if you knew my last name you would know why i hate it with passion.. ge mad fun of so much with my last name...Is there anyway of making Stephanie in another name like Ann or Annie since i hate my name.B/c there is another Stephanie in some of my classes and the teacher calls up to get our tests or other papers and we both look at each other.And someone says "stephanie" i automatically look but half thetime they are talking to another person..my old best friend woud call me Michiru b/c i looked like sailor neptune cept my hair wasn't aqua green...oh well.. [/B][/QUOTE] how about 'stephie' :D

NYAH HA HA! I just about saved this thread from oblivion on the second page... here we go.... and for all who ask, yes, this is a cut 'n' paste job :D [i]If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? You know how most packages say "Open here". What happens if you open it somewhere else? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible? Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? Why does your nose run and your feet smell? Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong? Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? How can someone "draw a blank"? Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose? If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? What is another word for "thesaurus"? When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there? Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting? Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? Does a fish get cramps after eating? Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane? How can there be "self help GROUPS"? Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?[/i] I will take the time to acknowledge the original site for this little cut n paste job.... [url]www.boredatuni.co.uk[/url] err... if that last bit is considered spam (it wasn't meant as an advert but it turned into a link) then delete it if you want (to mod/god/whoever)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Duo Maxwell [/i] [B]for everyone who doesn't feel loved I love you... [/B][/QUOTE] Hey, Duo, If I didn't think that you're alright, I'd call that cheating ;)... ah what the hell... THAT'S CHEATIN' DAMMIT! lol. :D :D :D

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Duo Maxwell [/i] [B]deus just noticed I was on your respect list... woah!! I've never been respected by anyone before thanks! (going on ego trip now) [/B][/QUOTE] Indeed... you are one of the priveliged few... maybe I'll add more when I decide to delete some of the other stuff in my sig.. but the UK list is staying. Oh yeah. A thing I can do that is actually weird. I can move my ears backwards and forwards. I did this for ages, not realising that it was weird, cos I used it to pull my glasses up when they slipped down (I thought everyone did that, lol). Now I wear contact lenses, though, so I have no real need for the ear moving trick.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by stormwing [/i] [B]i need a bumper sticker that says [SIZE=4][COLOR=orange]I DO NOT[/COLOR] [COLOR=orangered]DISCRIMNATE[/COLOR] [COLOR=crimson]I KILL[/COLOR] [COLOR=red]EVERYONE[/COLOR] [/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: ..... ......can I get one too?:D

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by () [/i] [B] [COLOR=red]Hmmmmmmm....Jenna The Crimson Godess/BabyGirl The Crimson Godess...They're both really cool!And BabyGirl has a nice ring to it.[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by () [/i] [B] [COLOR=red]Hmmmmmmm....Jenna The Crimson Godess/BabyGirl The Crimson Godess...They're both really cool!And BabyGirl has a nice ring to it.[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] whoa.... what happened there? I think you need to delete one of those man, before someone complains.... I like my middle name, too. Christopher. Daniel Christopher Lucking (when reciting my full name, I never use 'Danny') But my brother's full name is really cool. 'Alexander Nathan Lucking' My grandad, sadly departed, used to say that his name sounds like a train :D Speakin' of my bro, he should be registering a bit later. Look out for 'Machina Gunna' ;)

I can predict the future in very useless ways.... every so often I just 'know' what's going to happen next. But as I said, in a useless kind of way, as in, I just 'know' which song is going to come on next on the radio/tv, or which advert. I just 'know' when my computer is going to crash (that may be useful, if I did anything about it, lol). Anyway, I normally put it down to coincidence so that I don't inflate my ego :p . When I was 16, you could have almost called me a 'professional music man' (yeah I know that's not the real term but I'm in a silly mood, all the serious stuff goes in brackets :p ), cos I wrote a peice of music for a video that a charity was producing - with my mum and dad's help - and I got paid £200 for it!:D Man, in those days it seemed like a lot of money. I suppose it still does, but just "less of a lot of money".... Hey I told you I was feeling silly...

"God, If I take the Devil out for you, can you give me a free pass to heaven? Oh yeah, and I want you to fix the lottery results for the rest of my life. Surely you can do that. Oh yeah, and get me some of that forbidden fruit too. Oh yeah one other thing. Are you able to remove scars?" :D :D :D (maybe I'll tell you all the story behind the scar thing one day....... maybe....)

If I were to change my nickname.. maybe I'd shorten it to Deus.. but that's it... I like 'Deus Ex Machina'.. Actually that's one thing I'd do.. get rid of the '_'s that connect the words (when I registered I didn't know you could use spaces, lol) I like my real name, too.. 'tis Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny Danny.... Oh yeah I like my surname too... LUCKING!... A bit of a strange surname but I like it :p

I have the.... strangest... feeling that the next few posts will be filled with 'this should be in Games and Stories'. no idea why. maybe I can predict the future (hey, I never said 'accurately':) ) Anyway.... so that this post isn't entirely wasted, I'll post a description up. Maybe the thread'll get moved before anyone complains. Name: Deus/Deus Ex Machina - depending on how shortened I want my name to be. Real Name: Danny Lucking Age: 18- 19 in 3 days (saturday) Sex: If you don't know by now... ah, to hell with it... Male Grade: I'm at uni, if that helps.. Interests: The usual, and a bit of biochemistry on the side

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Kittie [/i] [B]the dumbest question that i've been asked...well the one that comes most to mind is.... while walking, where i was walking, someone asks do you have a bf? reply: yeah... :drunk: : do you want a friend? [/B][/QUOTE] haha.... that reminds me.. a very similar story here..... but this happened to a friend. ANYWAY My friend was walking along, minding his own business when this guy popped out of nowhere [i](not literally, for those of you that may think I mean it literally..)[/i] and said 'do you have a g/f?' my friend said 'no' and the guy replied 'do you want one?' ha ha.... this kept our whole little group amused for months.... o.k.. days.... maybe even hours........ .... long enough.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DuoGod of Death [/i] [B]I want to know your opinion....is it truly possible to actually love LOVE someone during your teen years....MS/HS?? [/B][/QUOTE] I think it depends on your definition of love. I think that the [i]mature[/i] kind of love takes a long timwwe to devolop. Mid 20s at least, unless under extreme circumstances.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kuja [/i] [B] [SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]so what about the FF i created for the TI series calculators ;)?[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] Heh heh... the TI calculators are cool. I use a TI-80 in physics at uni. And I used it in maths at college too (that's UK college, as in the equivalent of the last 2 years of high school in the US), man, the amount of work I [i]didn't[/i] do is astounding ;) . Mostly through playing with the graph function making smiley faces. If there's one thing I learned in maths, it's how to make a smiley face with mathematical formulae:D . Oh... err.... back to the topic... what was it again?..... oh yeah.... I have no idea what happened to cloud. Anyone who claims to know for sure should not be trusted.

I noticed you only waited about 11 hours before you said no one had joined. Be patient. If you leave it for a few days, people join, as they have now. Name: Deus, as always Appearance/Age: Deus is 19 (well, I will be in 3 more days :D), with shortish brown hair and blue eyes. Special ability: Telemorphesis- the ability to change the state or form of an object from long distance. Entirely different to telkinesis(I hope telemorphesis isn't a real word, with some other meaning... I made it up) Worst enemy: Spirit Demons (no physical state to change) Best against: Physical Demons (Deus is able to liquify most of them)

You get a load of items after you finish the game, such as the biggoron sword. If this isn't equipped, then there'll always be an empty space anyway, cos the biggoron sword uses both hands (you can't equip anything else at the same time), so an extra space is needed when it is equiped.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by cody722_3000 [/i] [B] OhOh whats me ip?dont check i mean if you memorized it cuzz you or altron banned me....(say who?say adam..) [/B][/QUOTE] I must have ten or so IP's cos I swear, I must have been on the boards in practically every computer in this PC lab. what? Hobo Jack was thimoc? OK, just ignore what I said about how Hobo Jack made thimoc look good. As I said, I was only here for a few weeks.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by () [/i] [B][COLOR=red]TO TALK TO AMERICANS AND BRITS!And to see if I'll EVER get 500 posts and get my own avatars(not likely :bawl:)[/COLOR] [/B][/QUOTE] Do what I did... wait til you have a full day off (I have a few every so often at uni) then go on a major posting campaign and post 50 posts in a day :D but without spamming.

Spam bad... I remember one time on v.2, when I was here for a week or two as 'Dan_Lucking', and there was this guy called Hobo Jack. He completely spammed up the GD forum with threads like 'Hobo Jack is the master spammer' and when you looked in the thread it'd just have a one word post. Compared to him, thimoc wasn't that bad. At least not what I saw of thimoc. As i said, I was only here for 2 weeks or so.