Dodeca Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 [SIZE=1][CENTER]Wow, my heap of [strike]junk[/strike] pure genius won! ...Really?[/CENTER] Well, here's my choice for the day. I couldn't find a picture of Jin kicking someone in the crotch, a move that I tend to over-use in the game, so this'll have to do. For the sake of not stretching the layout, I'll link it instead. [CENTER][I][URL=http://www.namcoarcade.com/popwins/popwins_tk4ss2_5.jpg]~Clicketh~[/URL][/I][/CENTER] [CENTER]Let your creativity flow like a river of purpley-blue gold.[/CENTER][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatanaViolet Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 "Dude, whatever you do, don't puke on me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daredevilsdad Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 kazuya: take your time paul, im gentle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 [color=darkgreen][size=1] [B]Kazuya:[/B] Dude! I'm totally trippin'! You gotta take a hit! [B]Paul:[/B] *puff puff*[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara kun Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [COLOR=DarkRed][B]News anchor:[/B] And here we have live footage of a gang rape.[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"....The preporation for man sexxes?" I had a better one..but it wouldn't be allowed on otakuboards...darn[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burori Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Ad: And who didn't say there was an Axe to attract guys? (I know a little gay reference there. I'm not against them though fyi I respect them) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kei Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [color=darkblue][size=1][b]Kazuya:[/b] No! I tell you to work the hip, not the buttocks! Gah, you will never be master of the dance like me! [b]Paul:[/b] But I'm trying so hard, master! I'm trying! (As a side note, yay for random comings from nowhere.)[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime_dark Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 [COLOR=Indigo][FONT=Century Gothic]Paul was getting ready to give head... Like,Wow[/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Kenshin_ Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 "And so the two male species of the humans would dance the dance of life to attempt, to make a new earthling...But to fail in thy end" I really don't know what I'm trying to say here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 "Are you sure that's Paul and not one of those Kazuya-fan-girls disguised as him?" This one totally sucked.. :animesmil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodeca Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 [SIZE=1]And the winners are... In 3rd place, we have; [quote name='daredevilsdad']kazuya: take your time paul, im gentle[/quote] In 2nd place; [quote name='Ikillion][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"....The preporation for man sexxes?"[/FONT][/SIZE'][/COLOR][/quote] And in 1st place, the inventive; [quote=Lady Katana][size=1][COLOR=Navy][B]Kazuya:[/B] No! I tell you to work the hip, not the buttocks! Gah, you will never be master of the dance like me! [B]Paul:[/B] But I'm trying so hard, master! I'm trying![/COLOR][/size][/quote] [I]The Boss[/I]'s contribution was a good one also, but it didn't bring quite as much amusement as these three. Good job to the lot of you, and may [I]Lady Katana[/I] grace us with the next screenshot of wonder.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kei Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 [color=darkblue][size=1]Haha, amazing what little stop-throughs can get you at times. Anyway, here's a little something I came across a bit ago: [img]http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1458/phage2kt.jpg[/img] Should provide some interesting entertainment. Have at it.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Jedi Dude: Oh yes, mortals - fear me! And my lightsa- what the hell? ******* George Lucas stiffed the video game budget again? George Lucas: *Offscreen* What are you talking about? You look ferocious and evil and generally badass! I mean, come on... purple? Hitler? Connection? Jedi Dude: What the hell? Look, I don't care about your stupid Nazi fantasties and ********, the ******* lightsabre is [i]going through my ******* hand![/i] THIS FRIGGIN HURTS![/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]" There was already a special reason why he was carrying a purple lightsaber..its the same reason he is trying to hold it with his hand." Blah, ^worst quote ever though of[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burori Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 After the Jedi notices the lightsaber cutting the hull of the ship he looks at his apprentice and says: Lucy you got some explainin ta do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMNOMNOMALY Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=Indigo]"Is that a lightsaber in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?" haha wowww.. that was a bad one. This is what happens when you do your social project on Canada's International Policy late at night.[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatanaViolet Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 "May the PHAGE be with you." Woahpah! :animestun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara kun Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 [COLOR=DarkRed]The weapon was there, but the young Jedi could not grab it due to his insufficient level he was at.[/COLOR] [SIZE=1]Grr don't you hate it when the weapon is there and you can't get it because you're level is too low!! :animeangr [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoadedPistol Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Jedi Dude: Ouch...This friggin hurts....*long pause* Oh well...*begins singing "Oops I did it again"* This piccy didn't open up much opportunity for me...:( My 'creative' mind doesn't work that well...^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodeca Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 [SIZE=1][B]Obi-Wanabee:[/B] Like, dude, I finally got my own- [I]*drops lightsaber*[/I] [B]Obi-Wanabee:[/B] Oh poodlefluff. That can't be good. [I]*so commences the alarm...*[/I] [B] Comm. Voice:[/B] Obi, somethings cutting through the hull! Can you see anything?! [B]Obi-Wanabee:[/B] Uhh... no... not a thing... [B]Comm. Voice:[/B] Must be those damn Sith again. *******!! [B]Obi-Wanabee:[/B] Yeah... umm... damn Sith... heh.[I]*whistles*[/I][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Kenshin_ Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 "I didn't think they let blonds into the Jedi order" All I could think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Dante Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 guy: and so, I demonstrate to you my mastery of the force. I can manipulate ther lightsaber without having to do any of Luke's *****-*** Straining. *lightsaber falls* Clang! guy: Awwwww....... nerts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyYouMetOnline Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Guy: "What kind of weapon is this thing? I mean, come on! It looks like a huge penis!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daredevilsdad Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 guy: now that should get the cooker started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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