celestialcharm Posted February 10, 2006 Posted February 10, 2006 [COLOR=DarkOrchid]First Place: [QUOTE=Ziggy Stardust][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Philisophical Wandering Turkey of Wisdom: Are you on the inside looking out, or the outside looking in? Kitty: Why don't you come in here and see for yourself.[/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] Haha, the hippy turkey guru. Second Place: [QUOTE=Rapture Ruckus]Turkey: Behold, I am the Turkey Genie of Allinmballipoop, I have come to grant you 3 wishes! How do you find that? Lion: Lets see, I wish to be magically transported from this cage, have a solar panel oven, and the answer to your question, I find this opportunity simply impeccable...[/QUOTE] Enviromentally friendly lioness. [QUOTE=kitsune hime]Turkey: Oh yeah! I survived Thanksgiving! W00t! *Sees Big cat* Oh crap...[/QUOTE] Just when the Turkey thought it was safe. Mention: [quote name='Gavin']Turkey to Mountain Lion: "What are you looking ?!"[/quote] The poor turkey's just trying to make it's way across road and is getting checked out by the lioness. So, [B]Ziggy Stardust[/B], your up![/COLOR]
Albert Flasher Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]How many more of these do I have to win before I'm officially declared god? [IMG]http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/surf5831.jpg[/IMG] Enjoy.[/COLOR][/FONT]
Gavin Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 [SIZE=1]"[B]Poseidon: I like my surfer shaken, not stirred.[/B]"[/SIZE]
Ikillion Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The Surfer only had one way to wish how to die. So he chose to surf in a waters..that had a shark in it that could cause Tsunamis...that poor soul..[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
John Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 "Of course, surfing abandoned naval minefields was an exciting but short-lived fad."
TheShinje Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 [color=crimson] "It was at this precise moment, that our hapless surfer realised the surf was so violent, it would rip his trunks clean off of him, making for quite the embarrassing moment in front of all the beachgoers."[/color]
Charles Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 "'Chicks dig surfers,' he tells me. 'Waves? What waves? [i]Naw[/i], this water's calmer than a bird bath. Just float around on your board and you'll be tanning with the babes in no time. It's a sure thing,' he tells me, '[i]a sure thing[/i].' Mike, I'm goooooonna kiiiiiiiiiiilllll yooooooooouuu!"
Shinmaru Posted February 11, 2006 Posted February 11, 2006 Bitter parents groups received more fuel for their crusade against the entertainment industry when an unfortunate young man died after taking the Beach Boys' "Wipeout" literally...
KatanaViolet Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 [B]Jesus: [/B] Ha! I'm the allmighty Jesus, son of GOD! Look and marvel at my God-like ability to walk on water!!! [B]God:[/B] Smartass, I show you...
PWNED Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 I blame the wave and my oncoming crash on Tight Pants.
The13thMan Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 [IMG]http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/images/surf5831.jpg[/IMG] Surfer thinking to self: Did i leave the oven on???....
John Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 I gotta say, there's been a lot of hilarious responses to this picture. I didn't think there would be, since the pic didn't really lend itself to humor at first (to me at least), but awesome job everyone. XD
Raquel Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 Shark: If I was a surfer when would I fall? (I should get a mention for suck. I vote the Posidion one)
Your Mother Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 [SIZE=1][B]Surfer:[/B] (unaware of whats happening) "Keep up the pace. Gotta break 4:40"[/SIZE]
Albert Flasher Posted February 12, 2006 Posted February 12, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Ok, good captions, this one was tough to choose... [quote name='Gavin][SIZE=1]"[B]Poseidon: I like my surfer shaken, not stirred.[/B']"[/SIZE][/quote] I love Poseidon jokes... [quote name='John']"Of course, surfing abandoned naval minefields was an exciting but short-lived fad."[/quote] Good stuff :cool: [quote name='Charles]"'Chicks dig surfers,' he tells me. 'Waves? What waves? [i]Naw[/i], this water's calmer than a bird bath. Just float around on your board and you'll be tanning with the babes in no time. It's a sure thing,' he tells me, '[i]a sure thing[/i'].' Mike, I'm goooooonna kiiiiiiiiiiilllll yooooooooouuu!"[/quote] Close but not close enough... Ok, so, Gavin's turn. [/COLOR][/FONT]
Charles Posted February 13, 2006 Posted February 13, 2006 [QUOTE=Ziggy Stardust][FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna] Close but not close enough... Ok, so, Gavin's turn. [/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] Interesting, most interesting. I would say that YOU are the loser however for missing a one-time opportunity to see one of [i]my[/i] images posted here. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/ToxicAdam/monkay1vj.gif[/IMG] At any rate, Gavin's was half-way decent, so I'll let this slide.
Gavin Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 [SIZE=1]I won ? Personally I thought the Poseidon joke wasn't all that great. [IMG]http://www.patandkat.com/pat/weblog/images/rummy-confused.jpg[/IMG] Perhaps a bit easy, but the best I could do under the circumstances.[/SIZE]
Charles Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 [quote name='Ziggy Stardust']I love Poseidon jokes.[/quote] [CENTER][IMG]http://www.patandkat.com/pat/weblog/images/rummy-confused.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] What kind of bar does "Ziggy Stardust" go to where they sit around and tell Poseidon jokes? [Sorry, I didn't count on posting in here again but I couldn't resist with that picture.]
TheShinje Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Donald Rumsfeld considers the ramifications of accepting Dick Cheney's offer to go out on a weekend quail hunt.
Albert Flasher Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]If you were Iron you would be melting right now![/COLOR][/FONT]
kayutori_sama Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 "On the next, [i]You Hair and You[/i], we discuss the many styles of the alternative comb over, and [color=black][font=Verdana]accessorizing[/font][/color] with your toupee. [font=Verdana][size=2][/size][/font]
John Posted February 18, 2006 Posted February 18, 2006 Enraged, Donald Rumsfeld unexpectedly unleashed his psychic abilities on the entire Senate.
KatanaViolet Posted February 19, 2006 Posted February 19, 2006 One thing Donald Rumsfeld could not talk himself out of.... the receding hair line.
Ikillion Posted February 23, 2006 Posted February 23, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Off screen guy: Mr. Rumsfled you have been accused of planning the Vice-Presidents shooting... Rumsfled: O RLY?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Gavin Posted February 24, 2006 Posted February 24, 2006 [SIZE=1]Some truly funny captions guys. [I]In first place...[/I][/SIZE] [quote name='Rapture Ruckus']Donald Rumsfeld considers the ramifications of accepting Dick Cheney's offer to go out on a weekend quail hunt.[/quote] [SIZE=1]What can I say, sheer brilliance. [I]In second place...[/I][/SIZE] [QUOTE=Ikillion][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Off screen guy: Mr. Rumsfled you have been accused of planning the Vice-Presidents shooting... Rumsfled: O RLY?[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]YA RLY. [I]In third place.[/I][/size] [quote name='Charles']What kind of bar does "Ziggy Stardust" go to where they sit around and tell Poseidon jokes?[/quote] [SIZE=1]A question we'd all like answered. [B]Rapture Ruckus is up next.[/B][/SIZE]
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