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Hm...I don't know any sites but I DO have some really lame ones. haha. :D

"Excuse me, I noticed you noticing me so I thought I'd give you notice that I noticed you too. " ^_~

And the classic one,
"Do you believe in love at first site? or should I walk by again..."
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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants."

"Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"When you fell from heaven?"

"Excuse me, can I check the label on your shirt? ..Just like I thought. Made in heaven."

haha those ones are my favourites. Any guy could get me with those =P[/COLOR][/FONT]
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I had use Google in order to get pick-up lines from the master: QUAGMIRE.

[B]You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.

If I could change the alphabet I would put "U" and "I" together.

Dear Diary: JACKPOT![/B]

Hope you liked them!
Giggidy giggidy. Giggidy goo. :catgirl:
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Hi, I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Stand still so I can pick you up.
Your eyes are blue like the ocean and I'm lost at sea.
*personal fave* Do you know how to use a whip?

I know a lot of guys that would like the last one. :animeblus :animenose
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  • 2 months later...

Here's my pick up line:

[B]"Hi, there. My name's Mike. What's yours?"[/B]

Let conversation ensue.

Other good ones:

[B]"I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies..."[/B]

Thank you, Zap Brannigan.

[B]"Hey baby, is it hot in here or is it just you?"[/B]

[B]"Hey, why don't you give me your number in case something happens to my wife."[/B]

Thank you, Vince Vaughn.

[B]"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"[/B]

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[color=dimgray] So guys, you're sitting next a chick you like, right?

If you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on [i]this[/i] shoulder... *place hand on shoulder right next to you* or [i]this[/i] one? *place arm around to touch the other shoulder*

:D [/color]
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[size=1][color=slategray]"I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock." XD

I hope you don't actually use that.
(I used to know a good one about Taco Bell... but it seems to have slipped my mind.)[/color][/size]
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[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma]I know people have put a lot about how the girls are angels, but I haven't seen this one yet..

"Are those your shoulder blades or angel wings?"

Classic, I tell you. XD

And another I've seen before..

"I can't decide wether you're a beautiful angel from Heaven or a sexy vixen from Hell."

Oh man.. if any guy uses these on me, expect me to run away. XD[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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I think that might be this one

'Do you like Mexican Food? Can I put some beef in your Taco?

(Thank you Nutty Professor)

But there is a terrible one that I know of
"The word is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word"
If you ever use that one then you should be shot many times
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Heres some a friend told me:

"Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

"Do you want to see something swell?"

I personally have never used a pickup line before. They just seem tacky to me. Besides, isnt it better to get to know someone through conversation and earn love rather than score a quick night of passion through a display of wit? Just my opinion
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I wonder if god will be mad that I stole one of his angels...

damn baby, if god made anything more fine than you, he would keep it for himself {this ones stupid}

Are you talking to me? no? well then, you'd better start.
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"Are your parents terrorists? 'Cuz you're the BOMB!"[/B]

hahaha it's just a joke people xD . i thought it was the most cheesy and racist-sounding pick-up line ever. just don't go and say this to a muslim girl xD she'll automatically kick your nuts. i actually hate pick-up lines. they're for desperate people. but i can't say they aren't amusing. :D[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[color=#b0000b][size=1]Here's one I think is cute, and would definitely get my attention:

[b]Do you know how much a baby polar bear weighs?[/b]
[b]...Just enough to break the ice.[/b]

(Come on everybody... Awwww!)[/color][/size]
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[FONT=Trebuchet MS][SIZE=1]Just be honest. Relationships shouldn't rely on how clever you are. ^_~

And hmmm... Rock Lee may be able to help you out. xD Although I would'nt take his advice: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9_8_rMjXZQ&search=rock%20lee%20pickup[/url]

Just be glad Chester isn't your boyfriend...o.o I'll shut up now. Just watch the vid.

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