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[color=indigo][I]Drake looks out across the horizon, from the edge of the Nintendo Forum.[/I]

Drake: Ah ha! There it is!

[I]Drake speeds of towards the small rebel base.[/I]

Drake: (thinking) I hope there's someone there...

[I]Drake reaches the base, and finds the door open.[/I]

Drake: (thinking) Huh? What's going on here?

[I]He locks up his bike and walks in the door.[/I]

Drake: (thinking) This place is deserted... When did that happen?

Drake: Hello? Anybody here?

Voice: Yes...

Drake: Who are you? Show yourself.

[I]Drake unsheaths the Master Sword and takes the Mirror Shield off his back.[/I]

Voice: I could ask you the same question...

Drake: What happened here?

[I]A figure steps out of the darkness...[/I][/color]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by kuja [/i]
[B][SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]
kuja: *shows the mod a member* this member has ben spamming look at his post*
mod: looks at post how is that spam they were just helping another member by showing them how to beat FF XIIMCLCMXIVLM?
kuja: here is the next post *hands him identical post just reworded by a member named Zidane*
mod: that is spam delete it already kuja!!!


*kuja procedess to explain to the mod (who is already chosen and will reveal themself when the time is right thou we all know who this mod is...) exactly what is going on and y the boards keep losing so many members and getting annoying newbies like shadow gohan*[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE]

[SIZE=1]Ahh, kuja you are funny!! Was that meant to be an insult *shrugs* still funny :D

(What the hell am I meant to be doing?)
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*Suddenly SG and James burst in on Kuja and Ginny*

SG: Caught you Kuja!! Gig's up!

Kuja: Caught me what, huh?

SG: .... Hitting on Ginny!!

*everyone gasps*

Ginny: Well, who would've thought!

Kuja (thinking): .... Me....

Kuja: Hey, why isn't James saying anything?

SG: You think it's James? Muahahahaha!

Ginny: What?

SG: FOOLS! It is not James... it's a new member... show yourself, ____ (choose name for new character, K... U.... J.. I!) Show yourself, Kuji!

*Kuji unmasks his James-Costume and reveals a Kuja lookie-like, except without a purple thong (it's orange on Kuji)*

Kuji: Hello Kuja...

Kuja: Hello Kuji...

Ginny: ... Ok... this is weird... bye.

*Ginny runs out of the and away into the distance*

Kuja + Kuji: GINNNNYYY!!!!

Kuja + Kuji: You like her too?

Kuja + Kuji: Grrrr!

SG: ... Kuji, ATTACK!

*Kuji runs at Kuja, snarling and foaming at the mouth, but his drool drips on the floor and burns it away (acidic) and Kuji falls into a deep hole*

Kuja (laughing): Well, that's the end of that twerp-o!

SG: Don't think so lightly...

Kuja (stops laughing): What the hell is that!?

*Suddenly a blinding light comes from the hole and Kuji escapes from it with a large sword*

Kuja: Th-that's...

Kuji: Sephiroth's...

SG: Hurry and kill him (for some reason)

*Kuji holds the Masamune Blade and then runs at Kuji full pelt, but in the irony of it, trips over the blade and it catches in his thong and leaves him hanging on the sword's hilt with a major wedgie*

Kuja: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kuja (thinking): I should be more careful around big swords...

SG: Gah, he can't do anything right the idiot.

*SG and Kuji disappear*

Kuja: That was.... strange... GINNY YOU CAN COME BACK NOW...

<([{This has no relavance to the story really, but if you want to carry it on, fine with me}])>
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After Kuja is done explaining things to he mod he goes on to talk about Ginny and how he loves her. Getting iratated Defcon takes control of the meeting.

"All mod's will NOT be this easy to change." said Defcon. "This mod was just the least corupted out of them all. Mods are very powerful. Never forget that. The only force that can stop a mod is the rumored Gods and Goddess. We still don't even know if they or there power is real. Or if they exist if they are on our side or the mods. I am the lead of the intellengence here for the members. I research the mysterious of the Otaku boards. When you go out and discover anything you report it to me."

At this point Kuja reilize what Defcon had done and took back the meeting under his control.
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[SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]kuja: *kicks defcon* well i for one KNOW of one Goddess and im sure she is on our side cause if she wasnt she will be sooner or later, 'for remember gods cant ban Mods and she will hit me with her god mod rod and eventually have to marry me :), so we know we have at least one goddess out there thou she rarely leaves digimon/test/staff forums and even then is very elusive. There are rumored to be at LEAST 3 other gods and 2 admin... for our sake i hope they are on our side and havent themselfs been corrupted by the mysterious original mod rod... even my precious ginny doesnt see how her rod can be evil and will protect it to her last breath so we must deal with them cautiously.

and this is a warning to ALL members... if you see a mod do what we all do... run!!
Every single member who has stood there ground has failed. but where they have failed you will succed
a member named neo: you mean ill be able to dodge bullets?
kuja: no, when the time comes, you wont have to[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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"Dodge bullets? This is not the Matrix buddy. And excuse me forgrting about Ginny she is so much like a member that I forgot she was a Goddess." said Defcon "I wiil be in my quarters if anybody needs me. O and come and get me when Justin arrives."
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Seppy: Our orders are to head to the rebel base ASAP, boss.
Justin: yes, I know.
Seppy: Well...WHY AREN'T WE HEADING TO THE REBEL BASE!?!?!
Justin: Because, I have to find someone.
Seppy: Who might this someone be?
Justin: Tifa's head on the end of EVA 01's horn if you don't shut your mouth!
Seppy: Noo! You leave leave Tifa out of this you big ugly smirf!
Justin: That's it..she's dead.
*Justin pulls out a Tifa plushie and rips it head off*
Seppy: :eek: *Seppy falls over, has a few random convulsions, and finally, all movement ceased. Justin picked Seppy up and put him in his back-pack.*
Justin: Finally...
Kuja:[i]It really is time you got here now![/i]
Justin: Oh geeze...I thought I turned this thing off...
Kuja: [i]Enough searching. You've had more than your fair share of search-time. He's gone.[/i]
Justin:Bah...all I have to do is find and old thread he lived in, then I can reincarnate him.
Kuja: [i]No. Now, get over here.[/i]
Justin: As you wish...
*Justin disapears and nothing but a cloud of dust is left behind...but, when it clears, the ever-mischievious, Seppy, is left, lying in the dirt...*

-Justin
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[SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]kuja: welcome back justin how did it go
justin: we couldn't find them
kuja: and where is that tifa plushie i need some target practice
justin: shhhhhhh seppy might here you
kuja: oh i doubt that... seppy isnt here ya know
justin: yes he is he is right here, i mean here, errrr where is he... seppy *cries*
kuja: haha i sent him on a mission
justin: seppy where did you go :(
kuja: he follows orders well you tought him nicely
justin: what have you done with him
kuja: well as we know pets cant be banned so i sent him to go find what you were looking for, but he will do it safely!!!!
justin: but im worried for my seppy
kuja: here use this pet watching screen you can always watch your pet from it, ginny gave it to me so i could always be watching her :) [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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[color=indigo]Drake: ...Warlock?

Warlock: Yes?...

Drake: But... You're.....

Warlock: This is the end for you!

Drake: NNNOOOO!!! NOT THE MOD POWERS!!!!!

[I]There's a great flash of light, and--[/I]

[I]Drake wakes up in his bed at the rebel base, and sits up sharply.[/I]

Drake: AAAGH!!!

[I]He looks around his room and realizes where he is.[/I]

Drake: *pant, pant* My dreams are getting [I]way[/I] to realistic...

[I]He gets out of bed and gets dressed. Strapping on the Master Sword and Mirror Shield, he walks out of his room and down the stairs.[/I]

Drake: Good morning!

kuja: Late as always, I see. It's hardly morning.

[I]Drake looks at his watch.[/I]

Drake: Ohhh... yeah...[/color]
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Name:Zack

Age:16

Satus:Otaku

Weapons:Star'Soul

Pets:none

Bio:Although relitvly new to the fourums, He learned the rules and adavnced in status quickly. He learned everything in the G&S forums, many times escaping the clutches of the mods. He now travels G&S alone, moving from place to place.
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[I]Zack was moving again, his last campsite had been almost discovered by Warlock, when he game along the bodies of some banned members[/I]

Zack:...a mod is close...gotta move quickly...

[I]Zack looked around desperatly, and saw a topic portal, not having time to check out what he needed he jumped in, fortunatly for him it was a new game sign up, and he quickly changed into a charecter in the game. The mod passed through the sign up, carefully reading over it, then left, Zack gave a sigh of relief, then carefully left the topic himself[/I]
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I got to get in on this one.

Name: Craig, SS Trunks, whatever......

Age: 15

Status: Otaku

Weapons: The biggoron sword (from Ocarina of time) and a bow and arrow.

Pets: His trusty pet monkey Mr Chuckles- he's always drunk, and carries a broken bottle with him for fighting. (anyone who has sparred me on AIM will have felt his wrath!!!)

From: Games and Stories

Bio: Craig spends 98% of his time in Games and Stories, inventing, joining, and posting in RPG's. Loved by some, Hated by few, Respected by none.
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Craig and Mr Chuckles were hapily playing poker in Games and Stories. Suddenly a familiar face entered his RPG.

Craig: Zack, what the fudge you doing here?

Zack: Running from Warlock.

Craig: That little ponse! You shouldn't run from him, why I'd kick his *** if he came in here right now.

*Warlock enters*

Craig: Oh crap, run Mr Chuckles!!!!

Mr Chuckles and Craig jump to their feet. Mr Chuckles throws his broken bottle, and it stabs Warlock in the thigh. While Warlock is temporarily occupied, Craig, Zack, and Mr Chuckles take this time to run into a really quiet.... almost dead RPG (one of MajinVegeta's).

Craig: It's almost certain no-one will bother us in here.
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Name: Mike Colts

Age: 16

Status: Extreme Otaku

Weapons: My hands, and my psychic powers

Pet: My Lynx, which i call. Firebolt

From: Games and Stories

Bio: Forte spends 99% of the time on this forum, he is loved by all

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[i] Mike sees Zack and Craig running [/i]

Mike: Why are you running?

Zack: Warlock...

Mike: Pffhhh

Craig: What?

Mike: I can take him, but i wanna make it in a cool place, so lets go! For i am Extreme OTAKU!!!!

[i] They run from Warlock [/i]
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Forte [/i]
[B]
Bio: Forte spends 99% of the time on this forum, he is loved by all
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[size=3][font=century gothic][color=crimson]Kuja: looks like our new recruits are being chased after by Warlock this should be interesting.
defcon: how long have they been at it?
kuja: for about as long as you were screaming "oh yes Lady M right there"
defcon: errrrrrrr i didnt scream that!!!!!!
kuja:...
defcon: looks forte is gonna fight warlock oh no he will lose
kuja: well it is his own arragance in being an extreme otaku that has done him in... maybe warlock wont ban him and just edit him into shape
defcon: i have never seen a mod go easy on a member
kuja: yes but most mods sense of humor is more powerful than there hatred for members watch closely this is one of the rare times they will edit and not ban
defcon: how do you know what he will do he hasnt done it yet
kuja: mods are too predictable they always take the bait when it is left for them, just watch
*as defcon and kuja watch on they watch as Forte's bio is changed to:[/size][/color][/font]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Forte [/i]
[B]
Bio: Forte spends 99% of the time on porn sites, he is hated by all
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[i]Somewhere in the forum of G&S, Britty and Domino were walking around, hiding from mods, and looking for something to do...

Britty sat down next to a tree, and her little chihuahua came up to her and curled up in her lap. [/i]

Britty: Well, Domino. The coast is clear, for now... What should we do?

Domino: TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!MWHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[i]Britty put a hand over his tiny mouth[/i]

Britty: Shush! Not so loud! And no, we can't take over the world...

Domino: Awww... Please?

Britty: No.

Domino:...Poop....

Britty:...I say we find somewhere to eat, I'm starved...

Domino: I KNOW WHERE!!!!!

Britty: QUIET!!!!!

Domino:..sorry...

Britty: It's okay... Now, where is it?

Domino: In a thread called "Otaku Social". There's food everywhere!

Britty: Sounds good! Let's go!

[i]And so, the two get up, and cautiously make their way to the thread. [/i]

Domino: There!

[i]Domino lifted up his little paw and pointed to a Taco Bell. [/i]

Britty: Taco Bell? But we ate at one of those last time... And the time before that, and the time before that... And the time before--

Domino: I know! BUT CHALUPAS ARE ON SALE!!!!!!! :p :tasty:

[i]Domino yipped happily, and ran into the building. Britty shrugged, and reluctantly followed. [/i]
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*Anti and Criag stumble into Otaku Social*

Anti:wow....finnally away...Forte distracted him

Criag:yeah

Anti:oh...hey Britty...whats with the dog?

Britty:umm...it won't leave me alone *sweatdrop*

Domino:must...take over world, using chalupas!

Anti:umm...ok...*grins at it* might make a good meal....

Criag:shut it up before a mod notices!!
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[i] Forte stumbles into the Otaku Social [/i]

Forte: Anti, dont make me throw you over the mountain again.

Anti: Grr

Forte: lol

[i] They chill [/i]
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"They are going to get themselves killed!" said Defcon. "That mod rod destroyer was probably made by the mods to backfire on members when they used it. I'm going out there. They are not going to survive."

Defcon rushed to his quarters grabbed his sword rushed out of the base and onto his horse and headed for G&S.
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[i]As Treble & Polo were traveling to G&S forum Polo got hungry and tired.[/i]

Treble: Awwww,what is it now Polo?

[i]Polo body starts to growl in a hungry mood.[/i]

Treble: *Sigh* Why did I had to have a fat lazy bear as my pet.

Polo: Shush up and feed me Trebby!!!Im hungryish!

[i]Treble stuffed Polo mouth with food,and Polo was full and happy again.[/i]

Polo: Goodish job Trebby! Now Im readyish to continue onto G&S forumish!

Treble: Finally what a relief from this little fat bear gibberish,c'mon lets go.
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Anti [/i]
[B]*Anti and Criag stumble into Otaku Social*

Anti:wow....finnally away...Forte distracted him

Criag:yeah

Anti:oh...hey Britty...whats with the dog?

Britty:umm...it won't leave me alone *sweatdrop*

Domino:must...take over world, using chalupas!

Anti:umm...ok...*grins at it* might make a good meal....

Criag:shut it up before a mod notices!! [/B][/QUOTE]

Britty: Fine... *sticks a chalupa in Domino's mouth* That should shut him up. :D

Domino: Mmmmmm.... Chawoopa.... Vewwy tasteey....*chew* *chew*.... :tasty:

Anti: *looks at it* Umm... right... :therock:
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Name: Prism
age: who knows?
weapon: zet sword
pet: haiya dragon (a descendant of Icarus)
bio: the first namek ever hatched, she has spent her whole life being trained by Piccolo in Dragonball/Z/GT. she is quite reserved.

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Prism: I still can't believe that last sparring session, haiya dragon.
h.d.: chirrups
Prism: What should i call you anyway? how about.......what is going on around here? i think we need to find out what's happened since we returned to the wilderness.

Prism and h.d. begin their long trek, searching for other members from one forum to another, being careful to stay out of sight.
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