2010DigitalBoy Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 [COLOR=DarkOrange][B]Officer[/B]: It's a good thing you made a career out of putting meat between buns, because it'll be happening to you a lot where you're going...[/COLOR]
Wet Cement Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 [COLOR=DarkOrange]Officer One: Ya know, Bill, why do they keep putting these statues on benches? We just end up replacing them every three weeks, and they creep out the children. Plus these suckers are heavy. Officer Two: *shrug* Keeps the hobos off.[/COLOR]
Sara Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 [color=#b0000b]Oh, your crude humor is so charming.[/color]
Skye Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 [color=blue][size=1]Ronald: [b]I'm serfectly pober, occifer. Honest. *hic*[/b] Officer 1: [b]*into radio* We have apprehended suspect. *to partner* What crazy sicko dresses up like a fast-food mascot and runs around in the middle of nowhere?[/b] Officer 2: [b]I dunno, but the sooner I get away from him the better. He stinks and I think he **** his pants.[/b][/size][/color]
Allamorph Posted June 19, 2007 Posted June 19, 2007 [FONT=Arial]"Hey Mac! Got another one for the defrost unit!"[/FONT]
TheShinje Posted June 21, 2007 Author Posted June 21, 2007 [QUOTE=r2vq][color=#007520] 20 minutes earlier: Ronald shows a child what goes in his "secret sauce". -r2[/color][/QUOTE] [size=3][color=crimson][font=century gothic]R2 takes the cake this round. Second place goes to Sara for her captioning of the trend in captions this round. As if I wasn't expecting pedophile jokes. ;)[/size][/font][/color]
r2vq Posted June 23, 2007 Posted June 23, 2007 [color=#007520]Sorry for taking so long. I was stuck at work for a few days... ([spoiler]and didn't actually expect to win lol[/spoiler]). I give you random picture from my folder #1023DAISY. I'll judge on Monday so you guys have the weekend to captionize. :) [img]http://r2vq.yamifarao.net/pics/20061023-DAISY.jpg[/img] -r2[/color]
Gavin Posted June 23, 2007 Posted June 23, 2007 [SIZE=1][I]What happens when you give whiskey to a cat...[/I] "[b]Alright Bill...hic...I tell you exactly what...hic.. I think of you ![/b]"[/SIZE]
TheShinje Posted June 23, 2007 Author Posted June 23, 2007 [size=3][color=crimson][font=centry gothic] Whiskers takes exception to the plushy impostor sitting in [b]his[/b] house. ------------------------------------------ The showdown of the century! Fluffy Vs. FluffyPlushie to decide once and for all, who has the most cAttitude?[/font][/color][/size]
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 [img]http://r2vq.yamifarao.net/pics/20061023-DAISY.jpg[/img] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] And for my next trick I will make my evil Twin- Naps- dissapear.[/color][/font]
Wet Cement Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 [COLOR=DarkOrange]Dramatic Announcer: Enter the Puss-ee! (cursed asterisks) Cat Lee: Why you stuff my teacher! WHY! WHY! WHY! Oh, I really hope someone else watched Bruce Lee movies and that doesn't get me banned...[/COLOR]
Aberinkula Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 [COLOR=Navy]Cat to plushie: I said shake! Crap it's really hard to teach this cat tricks.[/COLOR]
r2vq Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 [color=#ff7520][quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy] And for my next trick I will make my evil Twin- Naps- dissapear.[/color'][/font][/quote][/color][color=#007520]I give this round to ChibiHorsewoman purely because she made me picture cats performing on their hind legs... and for some reason that image made me laugh more than it should have. :3 Gavin comes in second with his drunken cat snapshot, so if ChibiHorsewoman can't post a picture in a reasonable amount of time, Gavin gets to go. Ahh... drunken kitties... -r2[/color]
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 [color=#9933ff][font=Lucida calligraphy]I won? Oh cool. Well here's my picture. I'll be back in three days to pass judgement. Have fun[/color][/font] [IMG]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Chibi_horsewoman/Funny%20pictures/sloshedsquirell.jpg[/IMG]
Skye Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 [color=blue][b][in oriental voice] You no crave six-pack, you crave Hot Pocket...[/b] I'm so sorry. It just popped into my head... >.> Alternately: [b]Let's see Ronald McDonald do THIS![/b] Okay now that was just sad... Quit talking to yourself.. Shut up. [silence][/color]
The Spectacular Professor Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Boo creepy foot doctor. Hooray Beer!
Allamorph Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 [quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][center][IMG]http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f272/Chibi_horsewoman/Funny%20pictures/sloshedsquirell.jpg[/IMG'][/center][/quote] [FONT=Arial]In the latest national independent beer survey, squirrels were found to prefer Budweiser over the leading gas station brand.[/FONT]
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 29, 2007 Posted June 29, 2007 [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Since there were only two real replies I guess Allamorph is the winner. :animesigh It wasn't that hard, was it?[/color][/font]
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