What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

[NekoSama101]

me, i accidently went out with someone because i wasn't paying attention to what he was asking me. i also hugged some random chick thinking she was my mom because they had the same color of shirt. it turns out that she was this really hot dude's mom instead and he saw the entire thing :animeshy: . so what is the most stupidest/ embaressing thing you've ever done?

[Japan]

[COLOR=Indigo]I joined this message board?

In all seriousness, I do stupid crap everyday. I'm a natural born clutz and I stutter, so things tend to come out wrong or have the opposite effect of what I want. So, there's too much stupid and embaressing things that I have done in the past to just recount them all now.[/COLOR]

[hitokiri battosai]

I have a stupid for the record books. One afternoon me and my friend got bored and decided to do something incredibly stupid. We talked his little brother into letting us tie him to a tree with an entire thing of yarn. We tied him up and poured yogurt and other stuff on his head. With left him there for hours. It was freakin hilarious. Just for reference his "little" brother is thirteen so it wasn't that cruel.

[EVA Unit 100]

Creating the internet. :D :rolleyes: :p ;)

Oh, and causing a serious identity scandall that if broken would cause the interent's destruction. And I'm actually serious about this. Wanna know more? :animesmil

[Touchstone]

[b]hitokiri battosai[/b], that is the weirdest thing I've ever heard! ...but I like your style ;)

I have another winner here. When I was four, I convinced my sister to help me pour syrup...on the cat! To this day I don't know why, and it was my idea! We chased her across the whole house, and eventually she just gave up and sat there, letting the syrup engulf her. My mom was on the phone at the time with my grandparents; she had to say, "I've got to go, the girls are pouring syrup on the cat!" and hang up.

My grandad says it was the strangest excuse he'd ever heard :animeshy:

I've also done things like put the tea bag in the trash and the tea bag [i]box[/i] in my cup of boiling water, and put the trash in the [i]fridge[/i] and the milk carton in the trashcan. God damn, I'm spacy! Worse has been done, but I can't remember at the moment :animeswea

[Dale_Valley]

yah, i uh, kinda have very bad days every once in a while. :animeswea . lol
yah um for instance after recieving an incredible amount of dares from friends, i was convinced to do the following:
1) stand up in the back of a pickup going 50mph while holding a 9loaded) 12gauge shotgun
2) jump off back of truck going 50mph (holding loaded gun)
3)attempt to land on a large bale of hay beside road. (holding loaded gun)
4) shoot can sitting on fence 10ft away with gun.
5)whoop in victory and become farm hero.
:animesigh
heres what happend:

1)Stood in back of pickup going 50mph, was pretty steady, jsut before jump, slipped and tripped.
2)only on half balance, still tried to make jump (with gun in hand)
3)half missed hay, hit edge then flew into pig mud pen (with loaded gun)
4)upon hitting hard ground (underneath the mud and pig crap) gun was jolsted in hy hands, and went off, instead of hitting can, hit large tree limb, hanging over pig pen. Limb broke off, fell on me, fell on pig, fell on my dignity and pride.
5)moaned in misery and pain, became loser of farm. my uncle doesn't let me come to his farm in the summer anymore. went to hospital with twisted leg.

:animecry:

and ive done worse :animeswea

[kingN]

well the most stupidest/ embaressing thing i ever done happen last sturday. if you seen the movie tommy boy, well ya'll know that one part in the begging when he tries to open the door put he is pushing it instead of pulling it or something like that. well when i was coming back from the restroom that kinda happin to me. i was trying to push the door open for about 2 minutes and this lady was seen me, then i pulled it to see if it was lock and it came open :o

[Ol' Fighter]

Go out with my ex again..... :animesigh

[KatanaViolet]

yesterday i put domino's cinna stix in the microwave, as well as the little icing cup for TWO MINUTES (yea i'm an idiot).
when i took it out the little cup was melting and the icing was scalding hot.
so i ended up spilling some on my hand, thank god it wasn't alot, but i burn the palm side of my middle finger and now i have a 2nd degree burn and a huge disgusting blister.
:animecry:

[Queen Asuka]

[size=1][color=hotpink]The only things I can remember are the ones that my family wont let me live down.

One. When I was two, I super-glued my hand to the kitchen floor.

Two. I also ran with scissors and actually got hurt from falling.

Three. Joining the Mormon church.[/size][/color]

[Panache]

[QUOTE=Touchstone][b]hitokiri battosai[/b], that is the weirdest thing I've ever heard! ...but I like your style ;)

I have another winner here. When I was four, I convinced my sister to help me pour syrup...on the cat! To this day I don't know why, and it was my idea! We chased her across the whole house, and eventually she just gave up and sat there, letting the syrup engulf her. My mom was on the phone at the time with my grandparents; she had to say, "I've got to go, the girls are pouring syrup on the cat!" and hang up.

My grandad says it was the strangest excuse he'd ever heard :animeshy:

I've also done things like put the tea bag in the trash and the tea bag [i]box[/i] in my cup of boiling water, and put the trash in the [i]fridge[/i] and the milk carton in the trashcan. God damn, I'm spacy! Worse has been done, but I can't remember at the moment :animeswea[/QUOTE]OMFG
"I've got to go, the girls are pouring syrup on the cat!" Bumber sticker quality there buddy right up there with **** happens :catgirl: . Oh and once I lit my shirt on fire. While I was wearing it. And rolled in the tall grass really slow. Tall grass=flammable.

[NekoSama101]

i'm speaking for my brother here, when the stupidest thing he's done is eat cat s**t. my parents had to clean his mouth out with whiskey. i wasn't born yet but my mom told me everything about it. It happen when he was 2 i think. He's now 17 and we still aren't letting him forget it.

[DNAngel360]

i think the stupidest thing i've ever done was a dare i had to climb mount San Jacinto and that mountain is big and STEEP well anyways i was climbing i fell on top of an anthill i had triped and had fallen about 10 ft when i reached the top i was so glad it was over but then i relized i had to climb back down and it was starting to get dark i was one third of the way down and i couldn't see anything and there was something following very scary and then i slipped and started to slide all the way down the mountain and when i stopped myself i looked to see where i was and i was about 15 ft away from this big trench in the mountain when i came back with my sister and brother we were so tired that they let me stay home from school the next day

the second stupid thing i did was that when i was little i was running and the pants i was wearing they were really big when i was about to finnish the final lap my pants fell and my crush saw the whole thing he started laughing and never let me live it down until i moved god i am so clumsy :animesigh :animeswea

[Guest tanukioh]

Once I made a thread...and the mods got mad because I broke the rules. :o and I said to myself "That's kinda a bummer"...a few days later I posted it here...o.o yep....dum.

[Dale_Valley]

i also learned the hard way what happens when you grab a porcenlin plate that has been in the microwave for 4 minutes with you bare hands.

[NekoSama101]

ha ha ha. i once was trying to put out a latern and it was dark. so i ended up putting my finger on the metal part after it had been burning for lamost an hour. i got a second degree burn and it hurt so friggin' bad. >.<

[lixian]

I melted a spatula while frying an egg. :animesmil

I left an egg in my school bag and only remembered it after about 3 weeks because of the foul odour. :animeswea

I threw my socks in the dustbin and pieces of paper in the laundry. :animestun

Then I do so many stupid things that i can't remember them clearly. :D

[anime_dark]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Indigo]i'm gonna tell my second stupidest thing.. Well...

Me and my friend were talking about girls in class coz we had nothing better to do (When bored we always talk about girls =.=) So i said i wanted to play truth or dare(Lame game) coz i was really freaking bored and we MUST do what the guy dares you to do,those were the so called rules.. And so my fren spinned the bottle and it pointed to poor old me(Sad isn't it?) Guess what he dared me to do :rolleyes:

He dared me to propose to a girl which happened to be our Class Monitor..
Holy crap i really wanted to kill him for doing such a thing...

And yeah i proposed and she ended up being my gf.. Now she's my ex though :animesigh[/COLOR][/FONT]

[Helmet_Hunter]

the stupidest thing i have done was when i tried to turn my cat into a dog. i spent many long hours with several knives and sharp instruments, cutting here, cleaving there, but with no success. i finally got sick so i doused the remains of my cat in petrol and threw on a match, and SUCCESS it went WOOF!

[lee123]

[quote name='NekoSama101']i'm speaking for my brother here, when the stupidest thing he's done is eat cat s**t. my parents had to clean his mouth out with whiskey. i wasn't born yet but my mom told me everything about it. It happen when he was 2 i think. He's now 17 and we still aren't letting him forget it.[/quote]
:animeshy: whisky he was two didnt they had anything else? Well I once got hit by one of my freinds so i did a [COLOR=Magenta]FREINDLY[/COLOR]punch on him my teacher said dont hit him and the thing is this happend more than 3 times :animesmil

[Box Hoy]

Okay, the stupidest thing I've ever done is during school a couple frineds of mine and I went down in this canyon near the school to this park and were just screwing off and wrestling. This canyon, mind you, is off limits during lunch. So this on friend, Robbie who is slightly on the mentally challenged side goes up the hill and comes running back down, seconds later, hollering "Oh ****, the principle."

So my bud Colin and I take off with another kid James up another side of the hill and run to the street. We see another kid, Neil on the other side being escorted by our principle and there's a police vehicle following them. The car comes up to us and takes us back.

They claim we ran from the police and stuff and gave us two Saturday school detentions. It was really retarted but funny.

[macewindu0099]

i wasnt paying attention and killed a cat with shuriken :animeswea

[Up4anime]

I brought my diary to school and left it on my desk so the guy i had a crush on could see it.But it ended up with my teacher who read it.Ugh!!!(Stupid stipid me)

[DNAngel360]

this happened to my friend a week ago ok so we're doing this play for school called willy wonk and the chocolate factory my friend is willy wonk during practice he jumbed off stage and tripped in my point of view all i saw was him tripping and falling at my feet but on the other side of him everyone started covering their faces and laughing i asked what they saw and they all started crcking up then one of my friends come up to me and said we saw his underwear and then i started laughing cause they said he was wearing little pink hearts then it was performance day he was walking off stage then all of a sudden he disapeared and you could hear a big thud i went on the other side of the stage and saw that he got stuck in a box he told me that he didn't know how small the stage was he said he stepped off and fell in the box lol everyone is making fun of him calling him sir trips alot :D but it will only last until the end of the school year

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=#9911ff][font=lucida calligraphy]Do you want recently or just whatever pops into my head?

Oh I know! Got married to a guy I'd only known for about two years and had hardly had any physical contact with! Then believed him when he said he wasn't cheating on me. Yes right there I am an idiot.

Okay less agnsty more funny?

Lent my brother five hundred dollars to buy a car. He'd better pay me back because I have a friend who was on speaker phone who heard the whole thing....


[spoiler]Got into a fist fight with my ex husband while holding my daughter in a football carry Actually it wasn't much of a fight. I just got one punch in after I found out he was cheating on me and forgot I was holding my daughter. [/spoiler] He kind of started running from me before I could hit him again.

Walked around drunk and topless on off post military housing. Hey it was a dare!

I swear there are a ton more. Because I am an idiot[/color][/font]