Views on self pleasure

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="Olive"]Actually I've beaten the 6 record before. But I will never do that again. The pain, the soreness, the... shame. I've had a jerkin contest before. 2 people see how long it takes, and who has [spoiler]more... lives?:animeswea[/spoiler] You guys would probably never do that though. Ya know what? scratch that, you probably SHOULDN'T do that.[/COLOR]

[Metalcore501]

[quote name='Revolver'][COLOR="Olive"]Actually I've beaten the 6 record before. But I will never do that again. The pain, the soreness, the... shame. I've had a jerkin contest before. 2 people see how long it takes, and who has [spoiler]more... lives?:animeswea[/spoiler] You guys would probably never do that though. Ya know what? scratch that, you probably SHOULDN'T do that.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Ive beaten you all! I go at least 8 times a day and it takes about 2 hours for me to climax:smirk: so beat that!

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="Olive"]2 hours? 40 minutes here. Max times: 10 Soreness: 200

EDIT: Dude you spend over16 hours all together in a day. You're a pity...pity. Well, everyone varies I guess. For me I go fast, and hard.[/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Yall are in awe of six times? For real? .... I must be the ****ing ULTIMATE GOD of masturbation XD[/COLOR]

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="Olive"]O_o, I will say this again, O_o! How many times DB? Admit it![/COLOR]

[pooperson]

[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][SIZE="1"]Oh God.
I never want to meet [I]any[/I] of you.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[quote name='taperson'][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"][SIZE="1"]Oh God.
I never want to meet [I]any[/I] of you.[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]You know, they say the less you want to meet someone, the more likely you are to run into them :p

Actually, I've never heard that said, it's just the best reply I could think of XD[/COLOR]

[Sara]

I hate the internet.

[Shinmaru]

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Yall are in awe of six times? For real? .... I must be the ****ing ULTIMATE GOD of masturbation XD[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

I'm fully expecting you to have set your penis on fire by the next time we get one of these threads.

[Allamorph]

[quote name='2007DigitalBoy][COLOR="DarkOrange"']Yall are in awe of six times? For real? .... I must be the ****ing ULTIMATE GOD of masturbation XD[/COLOR][/quote]
[FONT=Arial]Or perhaps some of us have [I]other things to do.[/I]

School, for example. (Zing! :p)[/FONT]

[2010DigitalBoy]

[quote name='Shinmaru']I'm fully expecting you to have set your penis on fire by the next time we get one of these threads.[/QUOTE]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]lol, funny you should say this because I didn't read the quote at first and got it out-of-context since my friend lit his penis on fire the other way. Not the penis itself, but on a rag over his crotch, covered it in lighter fluid, and lit it up. [/COLOR]

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

It most certanly is something that you just plain don't talk about if you really do [i]that[/i]

I never could get a clear definition of lust, I had always assumed the strictest possible form of it- which will surely send me to hell because I like the feeling of my GF's curves when we are hugging.

But in any case, this is definatey lust, the deadly sin punishible by being thrown into brimstone. If you do it don't tell anybody about it since it is highly shameful if it goes into public knowledge and just hope that whatever diety if any controls the afterlife has the same tastes as you and lets you off the hook- or that when humans die there is nothing at all.

[Sandy]

[quote name='Odin M Yggdrasi']It most certanly is something that you just plain don't talk about if you really do [i]that[/i]

I never could get a clear definition of lust, I had always assumed the strictest possible form of it- which will surely send me to hell because I like the feeling of my GF's curves when we are hugging.

But in any case, this is definatey lust, the deadly sin punishible by being thrown into brimstone. If you do it don't tell anybody about it since it is highly shameful if it goes into public knowledge and just hope that whatever diety if any controls the afterlife has the same tastes as you and lets you off the hook- or that when humans die there is nothing at all.[/QUOTE]

Ooh, look who decided to drop by from the Middle Ages! How nice! ;D

You can leave your brimstones out of the conversation next time, [I]oh thou who shall not judge others[/I]. Is that alright with you?

Masturbation is a healthy, safe and [I]completely[/I] normal way of getting to know your body. It's evident that you haven't done it enough. ;D

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="Olive"]I don't think he's done it once. But yes, leave out yor God and Hell ****. Don't get me started. DON'T BE A TYLER KOREGATEN![/COLOR]

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

[quote name='Sandy']Ooh, look who decided to drop by from the Middle Ages! How nice! ;D

You can leave your brimstones out of the conversation next time, [I]oh thou who shall not judge others[/I]. Is that alright with you?

Masturbation is a healthy, safe and [I]completely[/I] normal way of getting to know your body. It's evident that you haven't done it enough. ;D[/QUOTE]

Dear me, but I do believe the ones who are really gettin' some are dead silent about it, while people who brag freely about it like DB and Revolver only wish they could do what they are claiming. The ones who actually do are silenced by their guilt. I don't have to judge others, though I do like to because it is in my nature to do so. As far as I am concerned, do as you see fit as long as you aren't hurting anyone else. To anyone religious though, it is definitely a sin no matter how you look at it. But I find that most people don't follow the religions anyway (I sure don't, despite being heavily influenced by Roman Catholic I now actually follow a mix of ideas)

Yes I like the medieval way, no other age could have invented such a delightful term as 'bastard' to describe a child born to an unmarried woman, or 'Slut' to describe a bar of freshly smelted iron that all of the French blacksmiths were given a piece of.

I don't have to bust out the religion on you people, since even I don't actually believe that I just use it as a reference for morale.

And it is a reliable way to get to know your own body and check yourself for problems that you might experience later in life.

And Revolver, only a pervert would actually be proud of having done that. Sorry, I'm not that kind of guy.

[Aberinkula]

[COLOR="Olive"]*Gives Odin a glare of un-imaginable hateful proportions*

DB and I aren't liars dude. I know him well enough to say that. usget brimstone? Ha! Funniest post ever dude. Bravicimo! And being proud doesn't make me a perv. Maybe if you hung around men you'd understand. I'm sexually open that is all.

7 deadly sins? Give me a ****ing break. [/COLOR]

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

That's why I took so long before posting, is because I knew my opinions would be very unpopular. Sadly I can't sleep right now, and am very bored.

Revolver, when you are such a nerd that you dislike porn and think women look better with their clothes on, it is natural that people would assume such things about you.

There's a lot more than meets the eye though, and I see no need to explain this further since it is my personal business- and I am sure a lot of people would feel the same way and would prefer not to know about your habits.

[SunfallE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][quote name='Odin M Yggdrasi']Dear me, but I do believe the ones who are really gettin' some are dead silent about it, while people who brag freely about it like DB and Revolver only wish they could do what they are claiming. [B]The ones who actually do are silenced by their guilt.[/B] I don't have to judge others, though I do like to because it is in my nature to do so. As far as I am concerned, do as you see fit as long as you aren't hurting anyone else. To anyone religious though, it is definitely a sin no matter how you look at it. But I find that most people don't follow the religions anyway (I sure don't, despite being heavily influenced by Roman Catholic I now actually follow a mix of ideas) [/QUOTE]Or they are grown up enough that they don't feel a need to brag about aspects of their personal lives. ^_~ Please don't make such a broad assumption about other people, it's really not that nice. That's an assumption not a fact since you don't know why people say nothing or why they do either.

Also Prem... Simmer down a bit please. Just as you want God and hell to be left out, others find that aspect of their lives extremely important, and it is his opinion after all. So he's entitled to it. Lets not derail a thread that has made me cringe and laugh so many times! I'd hate to lock it down over silly arguments. ^_~
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[2010DigitalBoy]

[COLOR="DarkOrange"]Sunfall, it's one thing o have an opinion, it's another to claim that I don't masturbate. That's really not cool. I do, and I love it. Just last night, I downloaded 5 volumes of the doujinshi Evangelion dv - Re-Take and let me tell you, I didn't not masturbate to it >_> Odin, you are a freak, for real. [/COLOR]

[SunfallE]

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][quote name='2007DigitalBoy'][COLOR="DarkOrange"]Sunfall, it's one thing o have an opinion, it's another to claim that I don't masturbate. That's really not cool. I do, and I love it. Just last night, I downloaded 5 volumes of the doujinshi Evangelion dv - Re-Take and let me tell you, I didn't not masturbate to it >_> Odin, you are a freak, for real. [/COLOR][/QUOTE]You missed my point DB. No one is asking you to lie and I already said he was making an assumption as to[I] why[/I] people are being silent or not being silent. That's what he thinks, and whether or not it's accurate doesn't really matter does it? ^_~

Besides the part I was saying he was entitled to referred to the 'it's a sin' aspect not the claims since I already addressed that in the first part. *pokes DB* Go back and re-read my first paragraph, the bit where I said: [I]you don't know why people say nothing or why they do either[/I]

This whole thing makes me laugh since there is far more to masturbation than '[I]self pleasure[/I]' lol [/FONT][/COLOR]

[James]

[color=#606060]I want to know where it says masturbation is a sin. It wouldn't surprise me if there was some text about that, considering that just about everything is listed as a sin (which many conveniently forget).

My attitude is simple: if you're getting worked up over this issue, just go and masturbate. It'll calm you down and cure what ails ya.[/color]

[Guest diabolicious]

[B]I have never been caught, so I dont know what to say :animesmil[/B]

[Starwind]

I hear that one James. If you think masturbation is evil then you've never tried it yourself. Anyone who practices regularly knows this fact.

And besides, who are they to judge me based on something they've never done. Like I said, if they did it at all they'd know why I was doing it myself.

[Odin M Yggdrasi]

[quote name='Starwind']
And besides, who are they to judge me based on something they've never done. Like I said, if they did it at all they'd know why I was doing it myself.[/QUOTE]

Not true at all, while a lot of people will judge something they have not tried themselves a lot of people have also tried it and judge it to be bad. At the very least they preach it as bad while practicing it themselves in secret, as has happened throughout history.

In all probability it was never actually mentioned, the concept would have originated from interpretations of two or three of the ten commandments, or potentially even a less popular religion that was assimilated and coverted by Christian monks or jewish rabbi. That doesn't change the fact that last I checked it was socially unacceptable, and those who do enjoy it usually do not discuss it publically- at best you'll see a bunch of guys talking dirty in a locker room (which is where my earlier statement about bragging because they wish they could meet their claims holds true, it is commonly known as locker room talk) or partially drunken at a college party.

[Sandy]

[quote name='Odin M Yggdrasi']That doesn't change the fact that last I checked it was socially unacceptable, and those who do enjoy it usually do not discuss it publically- at best you'll see a bunch of guys talking dirty in a locker room (which is where my earlier statement about bragging because they wish they could meet their claims holds true, it is commonly known as locker room talk) or partially drunken at a college party.[/QUOTE]

Ah, this comes down to the same issue as with the discussion about nerdy guys and girls: you live in a very restricted community, it seems.

In my country, masturbation is totally acceptable, especially among younger people. There's even a saying that goes: "98% of men say that they masturbate. The remaining 2% are lying." ;P

And that's just the male point-of-view. It might shock you, but girls do it too. They might not be as outspoken about it, but it's just as accepted and normal habit as men's masturbation.

I might be jumping to conclusions here, but you seem to bear an awful lot of shame and guilt relating to the issue at hand (maybe coming from the way you were raised or from what you were taught?), so you're assuming that everybody else feels the same way about it. Am I on the right tracks?

Like Jamesy said, let go of the shame and just do it if you feel like it without feeling guilty afterwards. ;D