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Well when i went into work with my dad one time (he works at a uni so me & my brother sometimes go in to use the computers cos theyre lways up to date) and they had a multiplayer version of DEUS EX on the macs and everyday all the technicians and my dad would have a LAN multiplayer game... so thats how i learned of deus ex... then.. i read a book (cant remember what it was) and one of the characters said something like 'why do you all put your faith in this DEUS EX MACHINA' and I looked deus ex machina up on the off chance that it might be in the dictionary and it was... thats how i came up with 'DEUS EX MACHINA'

mmmmm.... visual paradox time....

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cecil [/i] [B]Here's one, Which came first the Chicken or the Egg? Simple, the egg couldn't be laid if there was no chicken, but if there's no egg there can't be a chicken. [/B][/QUOTE] Hate to spoil this one but it all depends on what you define as a 'chicken'. you see, somewhere along the path of evolution this 'thing' must have been born which laid eggs rather than giving birth, or maybe it was the other way round. anyway, that 'thing' would have been the first animal to lay eggs, and chickens would evolve from there..... so there you go.... the egg came before the chicken (of course i may be wrong its just a theory).

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Voodookanaka [/i] [B] Allowance (or income from job) £10 a week (£20 a day) [/B][/QUOTE] :therock: :therock: :therock: and that works, mathematically?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cecil [/i] [B]21 hours... it's easy subtract 5 from 9 and subtract 3 from 24 and you got the answer. [/B][/QUOTE] riiiight.... except its actually 20 hours cos 9-5 is 4. I think the longest ive been awake is 36-40 hours, but i know someone who stayed upo for a few days and he cracked up... i dont know how you guys do it.. or do you crrack up too.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B] So, if any of you have any other examples of paradoxes... please, do share them. [/B][/QUOTE] I always lie nice little paradox there, short and sweet. you see, if im telling the truth, and i do always lie, then i am not lying therefore the statement is not true. but if the statement is not true (therfore i am lying), then I don't always lie, therefore the statement is not true, but it must be true because i am lying. :drunk: :drunk: :drunk: As for the time travel thing... i think that either you can go back in time, but only to observe, you can't go back in time, or if you can change the past then something very strange will happen

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by woody [/i] [B]Do you ever feel that you're living behind someone else shadow. You thought you make a great friend, it turned out that person just using to get to a cute guy that you know? [/B][/QUOTE] :therock: :therock: woody, sometimes i think you have way too much to worry about... but no, ive never been in that type of situation. Although i know people who have used people in this way and i have no respect towards them whatsoever.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by woody [/i] [B]Do you think suicide is murder? [/B][/QUOTE] depends on your definition of murder... If you see murder as killing someone with intent, then yes... but if you refer to cold-blooded murder, then no.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by woody [/i] [B]To people with lot of experiences. Can you give some advice about what should/shouldn't say in front of people. What should/shouldn't say in front of a guy/girl? [/B][/QUOTE] NEVER get drunk(ish) then tell someone that although lots o people dont think very highly of them, you do... just to clear that up...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Sephiroth [/i] [B] *gives TN a dark glare* good god, all this talk about jerks is getting me all confused, I hope noone thinks of me as a jerk, of course, there definately are people that think that, why? who knows.... [/B][/QUOTE] Noooooo seph.... youre not a jerk.... youre a psycho who tries to rule the world, or destroy it (kidding, please dont kill me)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by woody [/i] [B]My brother and sisters help a foriegn girl and her brother. They came to U.S this summer. At first we help them with everything, because my brother like her, he thinks she look cute. We help with all the paperwork and show her around the place. They really like us. She told us she don't know how to use the internet, so we help her. We taught her to how to type and make her an email account on yahoo. After that, we found out that she knew how to use the internet and used it very well. We're angry, because she lied to us. We're Ok with that. Once we ask her to go us to the park, she said no because she wanted to stay home and rest. We understand, then we came to see her in the evening, she's gone somewhere with another guy. My brother knew she's just using him, so he's back off, but we're still helping her. When the school season is back, we can't help her anymore, we have our school work to do. For some reason, she doesn't talk to us anymore and play a trick on my brother. My brother met a cute girl, he has a crush on her. She email him and has picture of roses and all those nice romantic thing for couple of days. My brother, once again falling into a love curse. Today, he just found out that the other girl and that girl playing a trick on him to get us back. Why is life so unfair? [/B][/QUOTE] Life is never fair, but this...... I wanna join the evil club... then i want to overthrow the leader...

Nickname - psycho (seriously) Age - 18 Allowance (or income from job) - between £200-£400 p.month Favorite Smilie (from the boards) - demon Favorite... Umm... Power Ranger ^_^ - pardon? DIE!!!!!!!! Time of Birth - dont know i wasnt wearing my watch Do you think the teletubbies are demonseeds? (a simple yes or no will suffice) - yes... yes i do Favorite Cartoon Cartoon - none Favorite Japanese Anime - undecided Favorite Font - Favourite [i]FONT[/i]??? What kind of pet do you have, if any? - a cat that does the wall of death up the sofa. I kid you not. It also likes jumping at the sofa, hitting the back the boincing itself off. we gotta little kung fu kitty. (If you said no to last question,disregard this one) What is it's name? - Zee (hey I didnt name it) Favorite "Grown-Up" American Cacrtoon? (I.E. Simpsons, Family Guy, etc.) - Family guy How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, and what did Peter Piper do with his pickled peppers after he picked them, in your opinion? - a wood chuck could chuck a lot of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Peter piper ate his pickled pepper and died as a result :D :D :D

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Queen Asuka [/i] [B][color=crimson]Why is life so complicated and guys so JERKISH? I just want to know what you think. I've had the worst luck with guys lately. And the guys that I like never like me back...they always like my friends who are a million times better than me...Maybe I should give up. I think humans should be like plants. We should just reproduce asexually by spores or just pollinate. Why be attracted to one another? We could just spew pollen and make babies that way. It'd be a whole lot easier. Oh maybe after high school life picks up. Maybe when I get out of this hell hole I'll meet someone worthwhile. So what do you guys think?[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] Meet one of the great rules of life. Whoever you talk to, they all tell you the same thing. Those you like don't like you back, and those you don't like, like you. But some of them manage to get it to work out anyway... Anyway.... dont worry about it too much. Some of us arent that bad... you just might be looking in the wrong place.

*danny emerges from a bush* danny:....... hello. psst.... Ive just managed to get a bit of time online on the home pc but only enough for this one post... Ill be back on monday.... have fun..... PS I believe someone asked if 18 is my real age.... yes. why wouldnt it be? *danny recedes back into the bushes*

I have the feeling that this isnt going to have started by the time i finish uni today, so im gonn be away for a few weeks (although i dont know, the uni may be open a little bit during the hols.) So dont be surprised if i do nothing.

Yo Whats the other team... I WANNA BE A DEMON!!! (or a mercenary)

Im in too... Name: Danny Age: 18 (Youre all so young to me) Description: Blue eyes, Brown hair. 6'2", Heh heh (Im not the skinny kinsd of 6'2")

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by liamc2 [/i] [B]What voodookana said is right, too many people would leave sooo much junk that you'd take an hour just to find something true. [/B][/QUOTE] you put too little faith in these people. Theyve already thought of that, and you can screen your messages so you only get certain ones. Still, that will only reduce the problem rather than eliminate it, but they are working on it...

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by woody [/i] [B] 1. darkness 2. computer, air, light..etc... [/B][/QUOTE] Niet.... (thats russian for no!!) 1- darkness is not a 'they' 2- its not really that kind of thing as such 2nd hint for 2- look at the [i]words[/i]

I'm sorry but i seriously doubted that anyone would get it, cos i pretty much just made it up out of nowhere when i was thinking about something in a physics lesson, just please be calm. OK real riddle this time- not made up by a physic undergrad. OK I PROMISE I wont just give u all the answer this time, but i suspected that 'the universe' was as close to the answer as we were gonna get. riddle 1-At night they come without being fetched, By day they are lost without being stolen, what are they? riddle 2-The beginning of eternity, the end of time and space The beginning of every end, and the end of every place what is it? Hint: It's in front of you right now.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by JCBaggee [/i] [B]Okay, we've covered the gold reasons, but why is their hair spikey? Personally, I think it's just to keep it out of there eyes when they're fighting, but I'm probably wrong. [/B][/QUOTE] I thought manga hair was generally spiky anyway- its just less noticable in the black hair cos u cant see the black lines round the edges of the hair. or maybe i'm wrong, but if it was to keep it out of their eyes when fighting, then why only as a super saiyan. I think that if the hair is any more spiky than before, then its probably just another sign of power in anime shows. Is it the same in any others?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by PiroMunkie [/i] [B][SIZE=1]:nervous: I just realized Master O Beans' acronym is MOB in kuja's post :eek: Lol But ya, those are some neat avs! And we'll see you later dude.[/SIZE] [/B][/QUOTE] I dunno about u lot but for some reason my favourite is the black + white one. Maybe its just me... One day left til 3 weeks without the boards...

[i]Deus has finished walking towards the city and sees four warriors named Zack, Akira, Larris, and D-Warrior. How he knows their names he is not sure. Deus breaks a two minute silence[/i] Deus- wassup? [i]the others look at Deus as if hes an idiot, and then Deus realises how long its been since people actually said 'wassup'. Deus hangs his head in shame.[/i]

vb, why? cos over here in the uk it never came out in the shops, + from what Ive seen it didnt do very well anyway. Other than the vb, all nintendo systems were pretty good at the time of release EDIT- It never came out in the shops in [i]stoke on trent[/i] anyway, the rest of the uk may be a different matter

You have a point. There was a point to this topic, a very good point, but i lost it. I hang my head in shame. If anyone else can somehow find the point i was trying to make, I'll be very proud. WAAAAH I'm a failure! EDIT- Wait.... I remember now, my point... The point I was trying to make is that sometimes it's easy to forget that were all real people just living really far apart from each other, when all we have to judge ourselves by is our opinions and a little picture in the corner. Actually its a bit different from that, but thats as close as im going to get to expressing my point. I hope someone understands what I mean.