2010DigitalBoy Posted December 1, 2004 Posted December 1, 2004 [quote name='Zidargh][b]General Minister of Defence:[/b] "Ya' see Mr. President!? This is what that big red button does to our frigging marine life. [size=1]Oh brilliant! So you do it again...[/size']"[/quote] This made me smile really big. This seems so funny, and yet realistic. XD. You win, NEXT.
Erika Posted December 6, 2004 Author Posted December 6, 2004 [size=1][color=royalblue]Well, it's been bearly 5 days, so I'll go ahead and post a screenshot. X3 [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/Dark_Serena/SimsHotTub.bmp[/img] [i]Moments before the barbecued soy patties took over the backyard.[/i] ...Ugh, bad. x_X;[/color][/size]
TheShinje Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 Senator Jones tried explaining to his wife that this was a picture created by Paparrazo with a virtual computer game, to be used as a smear tactic, but she wouldn't have a bar of it. Needless to say, Jones moved back in with his mother.
Solo Tremaine Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 [COLOR=#503F86][b]Tonight at eight:[/b] The secrets behind McDonald's new recipe- the boiled McPeople burger.[/COLOR]
Doc Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 [font=Comic Sans MS][size=2][color=dimgray] *man in hot tub*[/color][/size][/font] [font=Comic Sans MS][size=2][color=dimgray]So, you see, that is why [size=4][b]WHOA!!!!!!:eek: :wigout: THAT IS NOT WHERE THE BUBBLES ARE SUPPOSED TO GO!!![/b][/size][/color][/size][/font] [font=Comic Sans MS][size=2][color=dimgray][/color][/size][/font]
Pumpkin Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=SeaGreen] Old Woman : *sniff* What's that smell? it can't be my home-made hamburgers. Woman in Tub : Funny, I didn't know this jacuzzi's bubbles were scented did you?.... Man : ...... *silence*........ [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Onix Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 [COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1]Soylent Green. It's what's for dinner.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Erika Posted December 7, 2004 Author Posted December 7, 2004 [quote name='Solo Tremaine][COLOR=#503F86][b]Tonight at eight:[/b'] The secrets behind McDonald's new recipe- the boiled McPeople burger.[/COLOR][/quote] [size=1][color=royalblue]Holy crapness--that's the funniest thing I've heard this week! LOL! Ok...this one's too good, lol. @,@; I've never been fond of McD's to begin with. X3 A [i]very[/i] close tie between Doc and Solo, but Solo's made me go back one Page three times. :p Doc's was so random, however. ^_^ I'm sure it was the big font that pulled off the effect. Ok Solo, fire away! .:^o^:.[/color][/size]
Solo Tremaine Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 [color=#503F6]Eee ^_^ Here's the picture, heh. Have fun ^_~ [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21693&stc=1[/IMG][/COLOR]
Doc Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 [font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]YAY I WAS CLOSE!!!!! I'M #2!!! ... sorry :D [/color][/size][/font] [font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray][/color][/size][/font] [font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]****ON TOPIC****[/color][/size][/font] [font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]In the resent release of the DK sex tape, kids everywhere are reduced to crying in shrivled up lumps on the floor. This newsman is sorry to see such a great man... creature... ape... thing succumbing to such acts.[/color][/size][/font] [font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray][/color][/size][/font] [font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]****************[/color][/size][/font] [font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray]Sorry if this is found inappropriate. If so, PM me and I shall edit this message with a new caption. Sorry. :wow: [/color][/size][/font] [font=Century Gothic][size=2][color=gray][/color][/size][/font]
Onix Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 [COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1]Donkey Kong: Come here, you little Minx! Peach: Eek! Oh Mario...I mean Donkey! Mario/Donkey Kong: What-a part-a Role Play don't-a you understand? Peach: Well, if you want Role Play so much, why don't you go back to Paper Mario? Mario: Maybe I-a will-a! Broadcaster: We have it on tape folks, the tragic end of the Mario-Peach relationship. *** That went places I never knew it would.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
Erika Posted December 7, 2004 Author Posted December 7, 2004 [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21693&stc=1[/IMG] [size=1][color=royalblue]Poor DK, after slipping in his own monkey pile, gets sucked into the dark depths of Peach's inflatable dress.[/color][/size]
Boba Fett Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 [IMG]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21693&stc=1[/IMG] [color=green]Donkey Kong: "Just a little higher..."[/color]
Desbreko Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 [color=#4B0082]No matter how much abuse he took from Peach's frying pan, DK just couldn't stop trying to get in on with some funky monkey love.[/color]
Shinmaru Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 The end result of all of Donkey Kong's tango lessons has finally come into fruition.
Heaven's Cloud Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 [color=indigo]Kongs glance up her skirt revealed Peach's most well kept secret...her affinity for granny panties.[/color]
StrikeGundam Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 [font=Book Antiqua][color=Navy]"Despite repeated attempts to contact Nintendo about why the upcoming 'Super Monkey Fun House' had recieved an Adults Only rating, as of today, we have still recieved no comment." [/color][/font]
2010DigitalBoy Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 Donley Kong: Yo peach, break me off some of that Peach: Na way, Im out of here! DK: NOOOO!!!! TRIP
Gavin Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 [size=1]Bowser, as one of Mario's oldest and closest friends said the news of Peach's affair had left the Italian plumber a broken man.[/size]
Ayokano Posted December 9, 2004 Posted December 9, 2004 [img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21693&stc=1[/img] And once again Donkey Kong tries to get another Donkey Kong game out.
Baron Samedi Posted December 11, 2004 Posted December 11, 2004 [size=1]DK's gonna break it down on the dancefloor, but Peach is still determined to mosh the night out. Who will win the judges vote for this round of Nintendo's [i]Dance[b]Live[/b][/i]?[/size]
Solo Tremaine Posted December 11, 2004 Posted December 11, 2004 [QUOTE=Boba Fett] [color=green]Donkey Kong: "Just a little higher..."[/color][/QUOTE][COLOR=#503F86]Boba Fett, heh. That's very much the style of humour I go for- not too blatant, but still suggestive ^_~ The floor... er, thread is yours.[/COLOR]
Morpheus Posted December 11, 2004 Posted December 11, 2004 There's no place like home, There's no place like home, There's no place like home dammit!
Boba Fett Posted December 18, 2004 Posted December 18, 2004 [img]http://www.otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=21823[/img] [color=green]Here we go...[/color]
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