TheShinje Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 [color=teal]Welcome to the 6th round of the infamous OtakuBoard's caption contest. Here's the 411; A member posts a picture, then invites othe rmembers to caption it with something witty. After a day or two, the member who posted the picture will select a winner, who in turn will post up a picture of their own and judge the winner. Here is the first picture: [img]http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8497/parachuterc3.jpg[/img] Happy captioning. ^^[/color]
Johnny Justjohnny Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 [COLOR=Gray]Croc Union Leader: Look, Bill, I don't care how much you try to tempt us - we're not going back in the water 'till you fix the damn filter! *one croc jumps in* Dammit Frank, you freakin' scab, stop undermining our position![/COLOR]
desertphoenix Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 Remeber this day, gators, for it will be yours for all time. Gators! Enjoy your breakfast, for tonight we dine in Florida.
Minako Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 "I knew I shouldn't have let Joe convince me to jump into the crocodile reserve!! That 100 bucks so wasn't worth iiiittt!!"
ChibiHorsewoman Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 [img]http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8497/parachuterc3.jpg[/img] [color=#9339ff][font=lucida calligraphy]After millions of years of prayers and good karma, a few lucky gators were finally rewarded for their good deeds.... Meanwhile after cheating on his wife for ten years this sky diver was rewarded for all his bad deeds.[/color][/font]
Guest Clonesy Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 [color=deeppink] [b]Parachutist:[/b] Phew! Lucky I cloned myself in case this jump went so wrong... [b]Croc: [/b]We have already eaten your clone. [b]Parachutist: [/b]Oh bugger.... [b]Croc: [/b] You should have made more clones, buddy. Look at all mine.[/color]
Akuya Astarios Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 Parachutist: I knew my wife was after me for my money after she tried to push me out of the plane. I showed her. Crocodiles: FOOD! Parachutist: Oh, Darn...
Gavin Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 [quote name='Jeremiah][color=teal][img]http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8497/parachuterc3.jpg[/img'][/color][/quote] [SIZE=1]The scene that coined the phrase "[I]**** happens.[/I]"[/SIZE]
ChibiHorsewoman Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 [img]http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/8497/parachuterc3.jpg[/img] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I thought of a better one... at least I think so: Govenor Jeb Bush unveils Florida's newest alternative to lethal injection and the electric chair.[/color][/font]
JCBaggee Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 "Truth be told, before the crew took out all the wirework and CGI'd in the crowd, Jesus' walking on water was less impressive then you're led to believe."
Aberinkula Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 [COLOR=DarkRed]Gator: MOM Jeff's being the leader again! Mama Gator: Jeff let your little brother be leader for a day! Gator: But Maaaaaa!! Parachuter: Okay if you land quietly they won' know your here... [/COLOR]
TheShinje Posted May 30, 2007 Author Posted May 30, 2007 [QUOTE=Johnny Justjohnny][COLOR=Gray]Croc Union Leader: Look, Bill, I don't care how much you try to tempt us - we're not going back in the water 'till you fix the damn filter! *one croc jumps in* Dammit Frank, you freakin' scab, stop undermining our position![/COLOR][/QUOTE] [color=teal]Congratulations Johnny. There's something about crocs and unions that just, well, go together. :p Hilarious stuff. Honourable mention to ChibiHorseWoman for her take on Jeb Bush and the capital punishment scene.[/color]
Johnny Justjohnny Posted May 30, 2007 Posted May 30, 2007 [COLOR=Gray]Oh, fun, now I get to pick a new pic... Lovely. Anyway, I looked around, but couldn't really find anything hilariously captionable... So I went with the tried and true and put up a man in a thong.[/COLOR] [IMG]http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040216/s7.jpg[/IMG]
TheShinje Posted May 31, 2007 Author Posted May 31, 2007 This is when Jun, having been relegated and releagted to the depths of junior division, felt he might need to improve his gameplan a little....
Minako Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 Big Sumo Wrestler: So you think you can take me on? Little Sumo Wrestlers: WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!
Ikillion Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 [COLOR=#5d0b08][SIZE=1][FONT=Trebuchet MS]" GET IN MAH BELLEH!" I bet he could do it too.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
Gavin Posted May 31, 2007 Posted May 31, 2007 [quote name='Johnny Justjohnny][IMG']http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040216/s7.jpg[/IMG][/quote] [SIZE=1]Damn you Ikillion, you took my quote... Alright, how about something like... "[I]Mike, I really don't think a half-eaten sandwich is worth our lives...[/I]"[/SIZE]
Aberinkula Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 Big Sumo: who ate the last danish? Child 1: It wasn't any of us, it was someone else, we're innocent? Child 2: Tommy did it...
Farto the Magic Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 "No, you're supposed to spread your legs more when mooning."
2010DigitalBoy Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 [COLOR=DarkOrange]Sumo (lectrous tone): Listen, you skinny bastards! Yer titties will never hang like this is you don't fatten up! Kids: [I]*so juicy...*[/I][/COLOR]
ChibiHorsewoman Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 [[IMG]http://www.tribuneindia.com/2004/20040216/s7.jpg[/IMG] [color=#9933ff][font=lucida calligraphy]I'm number two! Despite all his attempts, Fuji san was unable to rid himself of those damned shoulder angels... although he was able to rip their little wings off. Hey it's nearly 1AM here, you want funny, rent a clown.[/color][/font]
TheShinje Posted June 1, 2007 Author Posted June 1, 2007 Says one kid to the other: Hey, if I stand alone, I'll get pwnd. But if we stand together we can form a mighty fagot!* [size=1]fagot noun a bundle of sticks and branches bound together as fuel [syn: fagot] [/size] Says the other kid to the one: We ain't sharing rooms anymore! * This part is shamelessly ripped off The Simpsons. :p
Johnny Justjohnny Posted June 1, 2007 Posted June 1, 2007 [COLOR=Gray]Ok! It's choices like this that make me hate winning these games :( Well, sorry that my pic wasn't very caption-able... I have 56k so I don't hang around image-heavy sites very often, so I don't have any gold on my harddrive. But eh, there were some funny responses. AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION!:[/COLOR] [QUOTE=Jeremiah]Says one kid to the other: Hey, if I stand alone, I'll get pwnd. But if we stand together we can form a mighty fagot!* [size=1]fagot noun a bundle of sticks and branches bound together as fuel [syn: fagot] [/size] Says the other kid to the one: We ain't sharing rooms anymore! * This part is shamelessly ripped off The Simpsons. :p[/QUOTE] [COLOR=Gray] Ok, Jerry gets it... Mostly, I found this funny 'cause I got it right off the bat, rather then having to think about it. RUNNER UPS: 2007DigitalBoy and Ikillion [/COLOR]
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