The Spectacular Professor Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A grooved stick and handle for easy riding? How did they not see that coming?[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [quote name='Jabberwocky][FONT="Palatino Linotype"']I have bigger and better things to worry about then my identity....[/FONT][/quote] [FONT=Arial]Right, and that's basically what I was getting at in my post, except that no one should have to "worry about their identity" at all. Who you are is already there. It's not defined by an external thing or a speech pattern or a set of styles, even though it might encompass any one of those things. So if you're (generic, not you; I dislike second person sometimes) having to spend time figuring out who you are, not only does that indicate to me that you are very bad at self-appraisal (and probably don't have that great a self-worth), but you're also wasting time you could be using to move forward or, you know, have fun with other people. So we're on the same wavelength. Also, [COLOR="DarkRed"]Gavin[/COLOR], that is the single best thing I have heard in four weeks.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botar Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [COLOR="DarkGreen"]Do the boards run slow during the summer, or is this just a weekend slow ordeal? What I'm trying to get at is; Will the Boards have less traffic during the summer?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [font=franklin gothic medium]OB tends to move at a glacial pace these days anyway, but things tend to pick up over summer when people are on break. Most members here tend to be pretty busy with classes, exams and work during other parts of the year.[/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [quote name='Gavin'][CENTER][IMG]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oufPapEZMa8/SRQjMq7MalI/AAAAAAAAA9Q/KgCgGzKY7Cg/s400/potter-broom.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [SIZE="1"] Can't...breath...laughing...to...hard...[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Palatino Linotype"] I've noticed the story doesn't have an interview and probably for good reason. I mean, could you imagine the questions? "And miss, what did your 17-year old daughter use the broom for, if I may ask?" "Well, I'm not entirely sure. Honey, please tell this man what you used the Potter Broom for?" *Silence*[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botar Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [quote name='Jabberwocky'][FONT="Palatino Linotype"] I've noticed the story doesn't have an interview and probably for good reason. I mean, could you imagine the questions? "And miss, what did your 17-year old daughter use the broom for, if I may ask?" "Well, I'm not entirely sure. Honey, please tell this man what you used the Potter Broom for?" *Silence*[/FONT][/QUOTE] [color="darkgreen"]"[spoiler]I ramed it up my **** and turned it on full blast[/spoiler], Thats what I did with the broom stick."[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sangome Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [quote name='Botar'][color="darkgreen"]"[spoiler]I ramed it up my **** and turned it on full blast[/spoiler], Thats what I did with the broom stick."[/color][/QUOTE] [SIZE="1"][URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle0t9r68ih?from=Main.DontExplainTheJoke"]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Ptitle0t9r68ih?from=Main.DontExplainTheJoke[/URL][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Subtlety: To hell with it, I just wanna say #*&%#*(@*#.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooperson Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="1"]I think I might go out & buy a whole bunch of chocolate today. Just because I want chocolate a lot.[/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 [quote name='Botar'][color="darkgreen"]"[spoiler]I ramed it up my **** and turned it on full blast[/spoiler], Thats what I did with the broom stick."[/color][/QUOTE] [CENTER] [IMG]http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/animated/other/Batman_Joker_Heath_ledger_Comments.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allamorph Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 [FONT=Arial]I dunno, [COLOR="DarkRed"]Gav[/COLOR], I think he enjoys it.[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerdsy Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 [quote name='Gavin'][CENTER] [IMG]http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/animated/other/Batman_Joker_Heath_ledger_Comments.gif[/IMG][/CENTER][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]It's like he's controlling the guy behind him with his hands. That's terrifying.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botar Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 [quote name='Ace'][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Subtlety: To hell with it, I just wanna say #*&%#*(@*#.[/FONT][/QUOTE] [color="darkgreen"]I just added to the joke, thats why I put spoilers on it. Isn't it funny guys? Huh? Isn't just hilarious? Isn't it the most funniest thing you ever heard? Huh guys!?[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 [quote name='Botar'][color="darkgreen"]I just added to the joke, thats why I put spoilers on it. Isn't it funny guys? Huh? Isn't just hilarious? Isn't it the most funniest thing you ever heard? Huh guys!?[/color][/QUOTE] [size=1]Funnier than you're face. And [i]that's[/i] funny. =p[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeLarge Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 [quote=Vicky] [quote=Botar][I][COLOR=darkgreen]I just added to the joke, thats why I put spoilers on it. Isn't it funny guys? Huh? Isn't just hilarious? Isn't it the most funniest thing you ever heard? Huh guys!?[/COLOR][/I][/quote] [SIZE=1]Funnier than you're face. And [I]that's[/I] funny. =p[/SIZE][/quote] [B][SIZE=3]You got Vicky'ed![/SIZE][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botar Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 [color="darkgreen"]Aww, I hate getting Vicky'ed![/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachmaninoff Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Hmmm and here I thought that thing with the Harry Potter broomstick was a hoax. Either way, it's still funnier than hell. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skye Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 [size=1]What's the difference between an orange? [spoiler]Lunchbox because a motorcycle has no doors.[/spoiler] =D You love me.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Maul Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Q: How many absurdists does it take to change a light bulb? A: [spoiler]In the second place, as someone else has noted, of course![/spoiler][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [quote name='Vicky][SIZE=1]Funnier than [B][COLOR=Red]you're[/COLOR][/B'] face.[/SIZE][/quote] [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]Enough said. Oh, and thank you, [B]Sangome[/B], for initiating my spending countless hours browsing [B]TV Tropes[/B]. Good reading. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGirlSango Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 (Broomstick is fairly old news) [COLOR="Black"][SIZE="1"]Watching the Jackass movies is my guilty pleasure.[/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Maul Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 [FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=DimGray]I don't understand the phrase, "guilty pleasure." Do you feel guilt over watching something you enjoy? [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaGirlSango Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 It's so ridiculously stupid, disgusting, and occasionally offensive that it's something that I'd be better off watching something with a little more substance (or better yet, sleeping). But some of the stunts are just too damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botar Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 [quote name='Stephanie'][size=1]What's the difference between an orange? [spoiler]Lunchbox because a motorcycle has no doors.[/spoiler] =D You love me.[/size][/QUOTE] [color="darkgreen"]It's true, I do.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pooperson Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 [SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]My pillows smell good, & I had a lot of bacon this morning. I think one of these days I'll actually post something worthwhile in this thread.[/COLOR][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spectacular Professor Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 [quote name='taperson'][SIZE="1"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I think one of these days I'll actually post something worthwhile in this thread.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Isn't that, like, the only way to go off-topic in here?[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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